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"Doesn't everyone wish he could fence? …It is violence refined into beauty; it has associations with love, honor, and suicidal pride. We think of great fencers - unlike great footballers or great junk-bond salesmen - as superior beings; air and fire, rather than earth and water. We think of Cyrano, Zorro and the Three Musketeers."

~Me~

Well, I seem to be a person. Hmmm... Fancy that?

Anyway, I am female and I like to think myself clever (though whether I am or not is a totally different subject). I'm the happiest pessimist you will ever meet, and the laziest nearly straight-A AP/IB student on the planet.

I fence, and I draw stuff. I write, but not so much fanfiction. I tried to get into writing it back in middle school, but... Eh. Just not something I'm good at. (Not like I was good at writing ANYTHING at that point, lawl.)

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Perennial by xcgirl08 reviews
She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
Strange Way of Showing by SpiritBearr reviews
The most important thing you had to understand about Leonard McCoy, was that he only groused at people he liked.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Neither Here Nor There by Upstart Crow reviews
Spock and Bones spend a long shuttle ride transporting their badly injured captain to safety. Conversation never seemed more out of place, but Bones never could help himself.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock
Tale of a Makeshift Cutlery Drawer by Inglorious DMK reviews
Germany’s woken up in any number of strange scenarios, but it’s terribly more distressing when it’s one of his own creation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Curriculum Vitae by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
KuroFai. Another world, another job, and Kurogane and Fai are building one huge resume. Occupation twenty six: Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter but they won't lose their trust in each other, though a child's song pulls them towards death
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,154 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Collide by Eriol's Anui reviews
The group arrive to a world where desert predominates. With no water and Mokona unable to use his magic, what are they to do? Things get complicated when something goes terribly wrong and emotions collide. Slash, FaixKurogane. RR Please.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,978 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
The Starfish Effect by Ane the panther reviews
The Edwards are causing trouble, and Bella is very confused.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
BottleFed by Hayai Akurei reviews
Kurogane may be stubborn, but so can Fai. Set after Acid Tokyo. Oneshot. Rated for light blood and later...stuff.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Excuses to drink by CLAMP-yuuko reviews
A new world a new chance to drink. Lots of meowing and other fun stuff the group does when they have had a little too much sake. KuroxFay
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Caricature of Intimacy by blackrose1m reviews
He felt the mage before he heard him, thin fingers tracing patterns only he could see on the ninja's bare back while the darkhaired man stirred from a deep slumber... 'Don't fool yourself into thinking this means anything.' 125 spoilers
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
To and Fro by Corrupted-Phoenix reviews
And now that Kurogane had taken their relationship one giant step forwards, Fai took it fifty steps back. [Kuro x Fai, Flashfic, CHAP. 130 SPOILER.]
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Dam Burst by Lizard Pie reviews
Eliza finally confronts the man her husband has become.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Eliza F., J. Faust VIII - Complete
Don't Let Go by blackrose1m reviews
A perspective piece of the transformation sequence from 126, and after Fai wakes up.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Dread Pirate Norrington by cryptically reviews
[Pre CotBP] Prologue to 'A High Compliment Indeed', when Elizabeth and the lieutenant first meet. Naturally, when pirate hating Norrington confronts pirate obsessing Elizabeth, he attempts to cure her of her delusions...by any means necessary.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Lost In Translation by Lizard Pie reviews
When Faust is away, Eliza is... stuck without any Japanese. Yoh finds this out and decides to make do.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Eliza F., Yoh A. - Complete
Incomplete by CatChewer reviews
A firstperson passage expressing Faust and his, er, interesting state of mind.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - J. Faust VIII - Complete
A dummy's guide to proper courtship by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
KuroFai Sometimes, we all need a few pointers in the love department. Section twelve: Sea of memories. End.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Die Liebe und Faust by Oboro reviews
Oneshot. A short little look into the mind of Faust and how he feels about his dear Eliza now and in the past.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F. - Complete
Die Tragödie von Johann Faust VIII by Mephistophelian reviews
Faust VIII realizes that no matter how hard he tries, Eliza will never come back to life. So, resorting to become more like his ancestor, he calls apon the very devil who cursed his blood, Mephistopheles. How far will Faust go to save the one he loves?
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004
Radiation by Miomi reviews
Ursula's mother is sick, and one Dr. Faust is hired to cure her. Can he? A new take on how Eliza dies and Faust gets…the way he is.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F.
If I Smile And Don't Believe, Hoshiko by Neko-Neko Faust VIII reviews
After a mental breakdown following Hao'death, Annarnseems to have lost all of her memories, except those of Hao...when Eliza and Faust adopt her as a child, they see her drift further and further away. Can they give her up in time?
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005
Hoshi ga Hoshii desu by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
[COMPLETE] I want the stars. An amnesic Hao only remembers that the word Hoshi is special to him. Found unconscious in America, Hao takes on the name of Hoshi and eventually returns to Japan.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,765 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Reanimation by dillpops reviews
[One Shot] Short piece set the day after Pailong is freed from Jun’s control. Focuses on the new situation they have found themselves in and the new feelings that appear between Pailong and his former Master.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete