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Joined 10-14-15, id: 7213167, Profile Updated: 02-21-20
Author has written 6 stories for Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, and Lord of the Rings.

Sooooo I came up with a few crack ideas for the Internet to enjoy... Please note that if it's on my profile, I probably won't write it myself and I made the ideas specifically so that anyone who came across them and decided "Hey, this would be hilarious" can take the idea and have fun. There is a possibility some elements may show up in my work, it just isn't that much of a big chance. Whoever takes an idea and makes the idea their own makes it their own take. No longer mine.

Tsukiyama x Arima crackship. Tsukiarima!

Misa x Matsuda crackship. No fun ship name yet. Is Misada good? No?

Supernatural race turns into a race of penguin for a month- but stay in their own world.

Galadriel x Spock crackship.

Luke Skywalker is an origami finger puppet made by Darth Vader and lost in the underlevels of Coruscant. Ferus Olin finds the finger puppet, which has a consciousness for some reason, and carries him around after the events of the Last of the Jedi series.

A Mary Sue or Gary Stu is a character for whom the plot and other characters bend explicitly to praise them and give them no real challenge. Nothing about the character is in and of itself wrong; it's a plotting problem and should be treated as such. RoTK Movie!Legolas is a perfect example of a Gary Stu, and is tolerable mainly because he doesn't quite take over the plot and as eye candy to anyone attracted to men.

A note about my stories: If it has "EXPLICIT" written next to the title, it's for language. Not sex. Actually, if you want sexy stuff you shouldn't be here because I really hate writing it.

Now, you've all spent enough time reading about me. Here are the stories you've been looking for.

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Dietary Supplement by Dragon Courage reviews
Where there is Hide, there is hope. And this weird idea that Kaneki is not a monster, just a kid who needs to go on a smoothie diet and watch more Full Metal Alchemist. And Kaneki hopes this might actually work. Based on Research and Smoothies by Timeless tears with permission. Canon typical warnings
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,578 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/22/2021 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Hide, Kimi N.
Velleitie by pariloo reviews
Touka Kirishima adopts a job teaching creative writing—at a maximum security prison. It is a world she has never experienced before; one ruled by enigmatic codes of honor, ceaseless aggression and absolutely savage violence. But one of the prisoners there is unlike any of the others. [AU where Touka is human and Kaneki is a ghoul. Eventual Touken]
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,855 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.
To Rule Them All by severak reviews
The year is TA 3019. Atop the Endless Stair, Gandalf the Grey and the Bane of Durin do battle. But neither has any idea of what their desperate actions are about to unleash. The year is AD 1200. All across Europe, a freak storm rages. Stories begin to spread, of demons that have been unleashed unto the Earth. Two worlds have collided, and their destinies will be changed forever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,634 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Gandalf, Galadriel, Elrond, Thranduil
Farseeing by Araloth the Random reviews
Honouring their ancient promise, many Elves never left Middle-Earth - though the situation is not without its problems. Aragorn's latest descendant doesn't believe in Elves, for starters. But then again, Lindir never believed in anything but music, Elrond never thought he would be Master of Rivendell twice, and Legolas never expected to like Instagram quite this much.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,772 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Legolas, Elrond, Lindir, OC
A Snapping Sound by Represent reviews
COMPLETE- "You're new Sam, so you don't know. This will be the only warning you get. Don't trust your eyes or you'll be tricked. Nobody in Amity is who they seem. Nobody."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,347 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Centipedes In My Ears by Imtrashhowboutyou reviews
Kaneki Ken was born as a natural one-eyed ghoul. As an experiment made by the CCG, he's treated horribly. He's considered less than a person or even a ghoul. Torture, cannibalism, and succumbing to insanity are daily occurrences for Kaneki. Until...
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide
Trials of the Kaneki family by tats magicalmcguffins reviews
After Rize's attack on the club in the thirtennth ward, the CCG begins a massive clean up operation on the entire ward. the Kaneki family is forced to flee hoping to settle happily in the peaceful 20th ward. However great trials are ahead. Featuring Ken, Kuroko, and Nashiro as brother and twin sisters. As well as natural born half-ghouls.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 112 - Words: 352,556 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S.
Human Instinct by Ratchen reviews
Sojin (OC), Hide's roommate, ends up getting swept up in the world of ghouls when he accidentally stumbles upon Touka discussing Kaneki's fate. Narrowly escaping with his life, he must find out where he fits in among the puzzle of ghouls versus humans and who is friend and foe.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,072 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., OC, Hide - Complete
Hey Tokyo Ghoul Characters by AleCastro reviews
A Series of drabbles and funny announcements to or beloved Tokyo Ghoul Characters. Of how will they react, if this happen, or if this person is doing this in front of them? You want to know how? So start reading this and request even more funny scenarios!
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 4/29/2016
An Unexpected and Really Strange Adventure by literalmind reviews
A series of scenarios on the premise of the Fellowship getting dumped into the 21st century, rather than the other way around. My aim is to be humorous while keeping the Fellowship as much in character as possible. K for now, but could possibly become T later on. ***MOVED TO AO3, ALL FUTURE UPDATES WILL BE THERE***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,245 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015
Shitty Siblings by XX-Ayomu-XX reviews
Some oneshots of the daily shitty lives of the Kirishima Siblings. Sibling and Family fluffity fluff fluff-of some sort. Short first chapter but will hopefully build on in the future. Prompts are welcome! Warning: Minor OOCness and POTTY MOUTH!
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,326 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Touka K., Ayato K.
Tokyo Ghoul :REimagining by BloodyWinterSnow reviews
Kaneki's path to take revenge against arima kishou for the killing of his mother was stopped by the kind old ghoul we all know and his certain blue haired employee. But how will he fight his hunger? or worse, Aogiri Tree? Natural one eyed ghoul Kaneki.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.]
May I be Excused? (Full length) by SonicCrazyGal reviews
The teachers of Casper High often meet together to discuss the hardships of work, the strange things that happen within the halls, and the mystery that is Daniel Fenton. Take a look at the show you love through the teachers of Casper High. Warning: Teacher OCs.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Complete
Bad Ideas Involving Microwaves by deletedsystem32 reviews
"Hide," Kaneki interrupted. "Yes?" Hide asked, looking almost, almost genuinely confused. "You are not going to microwave a bar of soap, a DVD, and especially not Christmas tree lights!" "Well, not all at once!" "HIDE!"
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Tokyo Ghoul: The Other Path by Becky4Ever1996 reviews
Set three years after Tokyo Ghoul: Kaneki, Hide and Hinami have been living for three years in a small town without any trouble with ghouls or the CCG until four mysterious students are enrolled in Kaneki's class and not only that there are rumors of a Ghoul auction… and that's only half the plot...SPOILERS FOR LATEST RE CHAPTERS!
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 236,027 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Hinami F., Hide
It's Not Always Sunshine by oceanole reviews
Walking in the night with a coffee in hand is something, but if you're attacked by a ghoul while doing so, it is something else different. Touken fic. -AU (humanTouka & ghoulKaneki)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.]
Mysterious Illness by darisu-chan reviews
When Kaneki starts feeling weird, he sets up to find the cause of his mysterious illness, which might be contagious, for Touka is feeling bad too.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.] - Complete
We Could Take on the World (Wide Web) by ArwenisWholocked reviews
What does a texting conversation look like among the Avengers? Here's an idea... A collection of texts sent between the Avengers team; no set time frame, but POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE FILMS! Rated K for safety; the rating may drop to K sometime. (Cover image is not mine)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 4/16/2014
Letter or Spirit by drelmurn reviews
I contemplate the sakabatou by the light of the moon and wonder when it is that a promise is broken.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Kenshin - Complete
Changes of Opinion by RevyCaitEll reviews
When the GiW go too far and Amity's ghosts are becoming more vicious, public opinion is easily swayed. After it comes to light that previous 'research' on ghost behaviour is grossly false, things get a whole lot more complicated for one Danny Phantom. Dodging the media and overly curious parents, what happens next?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,385 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F.
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 6392 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
In a Barbie World by Dotti3 reviews
In which someone ships Barbie (the famous doll) with Ken (the infamous One-Eyed King) and Kaneki's friends violently disapprove.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Tsukiyama S., Furuta N. - Complete
Legolas Thranduillion's 30-Day Character Transformation by Araloth the Random reviews
Legolas and Aragorn decide there are more noble ways to help the fanfiction OCs that keep dropping into Minas Tirith other than killing the poor things off - which is their usual way of dealing with the problem - and send out an ad complete with hashtags. Of course, they have no idea what they're in for...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas
Compromise by tats magicalmcguffins reviews
The CCG has been attempting to work with ghouls in an attempt to find a compromise that both species can live with. In return for surrendering some of their rights and recognizing the control of the CCG, non-aggressive ghouls are allowed to live a somewhat nice life in the ghoul reservation of the twenty fifth ward. Now the young Ken Kaneki has been entered into the ward. so enjoy
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Hide, Shinohara Y.
The Decline and Fall of the Noldor in Middle-earth by chisscientist reviews
A paper on why the Noldor declined faster in Middle-earth than other elves, and a comparison of the kingdom of Mirkwood with realms ruled by the Noldor. There is also some discussion of the impact of the War of the Jewels during the First Age. Written in the form of a paper by Gondorian historians in the early Fourth Age.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/26/2016
Where You Least Expect It by SerasenWind reviews
She was gonna get him for this.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
Horror Movies Weren't the Same by Shaed Knightwing reviews
A look into how even the simplest of things can change in a town under constant attack by terrifying monsters day after day, in this case, how the Amity Park Theatre handles their empty October seat
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Xenophobia in Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
In which everyone is prejudiced against everyone else.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 5/5/2010
Late for Class by Della-Avril reviews
In which Tsukiyama and Banjou sign Kaneki up for an English Lit class at Kamii to help him de-stress, and Kaneki inadvertently becomes a successful K-Pop YouTuber.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S., Hinami F., Banjou K. - Complete
hymn for the carnivore and the pacifist by dharakfire reviews
10/20. Drabble series focusing on Kaneki. His hands trembled ever since he was a child.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S.
How Elrond Saved Middle Earth by sanbi221 reviews
How Elrond could've saved Middle Earth if he just did one thing when he and Isildur were in Mt. Doom. Rated T to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Elrond - Complete
Drinking, Drive-Thrus and Derrières by Dotti3 reviews
No one quite makes mistakes like Kaneki Ken. Luckily for him, Tsukiyama Shuu and Nagachika Hideyoshi are there to make things even worse.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S., Hide - Complete
Impulse by bluedog96 reviews
Ghouls have gained the rights of citizens. Naturally, Hide is curious about the monsters known as ghouls. His chance comes when a ghoul orders from his restaurant. Hide wants to meet him again and Kaneki finds himself wanting to know Hide despite the dangers for Hide.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide
The Fandom Games by Overlord Rousdower reviews
A dramatized take on a Hunger Games simulator! I took it, and it was too awesome, too INSANE, not to become a story! I AM NOT SORRY. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INSANITY RECEIVED! Crossed over with DC, Marvel, Sherlock, real life, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Pushing Daisies. Assisted by Wunderkind4006! Rated T for violence (yeah, I know, but it needs to be done... seriously O o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015
Kaneki's Squishy Appendages by fandomstrash reviews
One-shot from "squishy appendages"
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
I Once Saw A Boy by carrotcouple reviews
Juuzou's story told through the eyes of a Ghoul Investigator
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Juuzou S. - Complete
Venice & War by Boop-Ba-Doop reviews
Years after Hide's demise, Kaneki reflects in a shelter in Venice in a rare moment of peace before the sirens of war call once more and he fights again on the front lines.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Research and Smoothies by TimelessTears reviews
Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Churning by AnencephalousWriter reviews
A poem about Kaneki coming into a painful new world and losing his a sanity.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Just Me talking to Some Tokyo Ghoul Characters by ero-fan reviews
It's just me the Author talking to some of the characters in Tokyo Ghoul.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016
Pretty by ThunderMastery24 reviews
-Sometimes, even the coldest of people can feel a bit insecure about their appearance. One-shot.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Hide - Complete
Ring Me Maybe by quarterhorseranch reviews
A parody of Call Me Maybe. Sauron wants the One Ring so so bad, but he's having...problems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
We, the Fellowship, Kindly Wish to Inform you by SolitaryPerfectionist reviews
Or, what happens when Middle Earth finds Fanfiction. All hell breaks loose.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016
Skeletons In The Literal Closet by NirCele reviews
It all began with the opening of the One Closet. Elladan and Elrohir, perpetual mischief-makers, have finally crossed the line. They discover something that should have never been revealed, and Erestor and Glorfindel are out for revenge. The sequel to GGHWC and EGPWC is finally here! (A birthday present for the most wonderful Pip the Dark Lord of All)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
For A Good Time, Call by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
Showing another ghoul the patch of skin under which your kakuhou resides is an act of extremely bold flirtation; it's just too bad no one thought to inform Kaneki Ken, newly turned half-ghoul, of this small but crucial detail. (Or, five times Kaneki unwittingly came on to every ghoul in his vicinity, and one time Sasaki Haise paid for it.)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Tokyo Ghoul Root A Cracks by xxxDreamingflowerxxx reviews
A parody of Tokyo Ghoul Root A! Enjoy, how our probably main character Kaneki falls into depravity and copes with his psychopathic urges! Superhero Amon fights the evil in Tokyo Ghoul, the recent widow Marude get's over the loss of his lover. Kuroiwa and Shinohara's quinque armour problem. Hinami's shrink visits, Nishiki's drug problem and many more!
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Yoshimura, Amon K.
Tokyo Ghoul: Different Output by chronical199 reviews
Touka had always wanted to be human. Envied the humans and their life. but, what she didn't know, was how much would be different if she WAS human. This, my Tokyo Ghoul fan friends, is a story around what her life would have been like, had she been human.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.] Yoriko K., Akira M.
Nagisa snaps by KyrieEleisonElise reviews
During an argument, Mrs Shiota takes things too far, and Nagisa is never the same again. Now everybody is in danger, and nobody is safe from his bloodlust. (Crack taken seriously.)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Karma A., Nagisa S., Okuda M., Hiromi S.
Oh My God It's so squishy by Raikiriblade reviews
In which Kaneki Ken, one of most feared ghouls across the wards, sat in an apartment letting a human thoroughly violate his space like docile cat. Fluff, no plot. Just Hide poking around his Kagune.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/2/2015
Lament of the Lambs by ScarletDia reviews
Waking up isn't pleasant,especially if you're an amnesic. Having no memory is a minor issue when having a family like his. His older brother, the silent type. His younger sister, the violent type. These two together attract more trouble than a ghoul to human flesh. They're a peaceful, loving family...running an underground ghoul organization on the sidelines.Disasters are abound.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.] Yomo R.
Dumb Ways to Die: GiME Edition by WeilIchsKann reviews
Let's see how many ways we can find to kill off some annoying Mary Sues in hilarious or epic ways. Contains drabbles. [No bashing intended. I'm just messing around a little :D]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Legolas, Gollum, Orc, Human
It's A Very Dark Place by motoroilfreeway reviews
[HideKane] Hide doesn't mind to take in a rescued underground gladiator for a patient, what he doesn't expect was that said ex-underground gladiator turns out to be his long lost friend. (or that asylum au no one wanted)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Hide, Kaneki K./Haise S.
Happy Sense by HaruhismFollower reviews
Kaneki has the power to see positive things even in the most tragic events of his life. It doesn't really matter what situation he's in, because the optimism runs through his veins, arteries, and probably his blood vessels too. How will he fare against Jason? Who is torturing who?
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Yamori - Complete
The Greatest Mary Sue of Them All by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a random story of a Mary Sue. This is not a serious story. Read at your own risk, there is insanity inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015
The Monsters Under Your Beds by Pixies Between The Pages
We are people, not animals. We have the right to live, not the right to die. And you? You have the right to understand.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2015
Of Tribbles in Rivendell by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a story about what would happen if tribbles got into Rivendell. Chaos and hilarious things will occur... Rated T for tribble-slaying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015
How Pippin Took Over The World by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is the epic tale to go with my username, in which Pippin turns evil and takes over Middle-Earth for unlimited mushrooms. This story is fabulously random, but majestically funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Run Rabbit Run by Snow Glows Blue reviews
I hate everything about this city except its underside. (Modern AU.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Thranduil - Complete
Curiosity by SheepJammies reviews
After seeing Touka's "wings", Kimi becomes curious about kagune.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Nishiki N., Kimi N. - Complete
To live another perfect lie by Snow Glows Blue reviews
Everyone has secrets. (Trigger warnings for basically everything.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Highlight by Araloth the Random reviews
"First, Legolas was an Elf. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, which wanted to kill me. Third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably, iridescently and vacillatingly obsessed with long words..." A very Twilight-esque parody featuring modern-day Elves, teenage angst and instant pasta.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Legolas
The Loss by nyx thranduillon reviews
Pre LOTR, An attempted assassination leads to Legolas being branded a kinslayer. Aragorn and the twins struggle to discover who is behind it but don't realise that an even worse danger has been awakened. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 103,079 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Zombie Combo in MiddleEarth by Nadalada reviews
Watchout heroes of Middle-Earth, Saruman has "hired" two very confused and VERY dangerous ninja. Hidan and Kakuzu centric.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Aragorn, Hidan, Kakuzu
Star Warts by chisscientist reviews
Because Star Wars deserves to be parodied. Chapter Three: The Trouble with Asteroid Fields...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
Bringing Trouble to Barad dur by chisscientist reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Celebrimbor and Gil-galad receive a unique assignment: go as ghosts to Barad-dur and distract Sauron from his war against the free peoples of Middle-earth. MEFA 2010 Humor Incomplete 3rd place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,531 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sauron, Nazgul, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Only A Story by Araloth the Random reviews
[On Hiatus] What would you do if no one believed that you had seen someone kidnapped by mythical creatures? Eamonn, his friend Eryn, an officer, a professor and possibly the whole Police Force are about to find out how much damage explosives can do in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Faramir
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Darker Than Galvorn by Araloth the Random reviews
Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009
The Day the Numenoreans Left by chisscientist reviews
Tar Palantir sends a formal delegation to the elves of Lindon for the first time in over a hundred years. Unfortunately, not everyone wants the delegation to succeed, and Murphy's Law makes its presence felt.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Amandil, Gil-Galad, Ar-Pharazôn - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Sauron's Amazing Technicolour Dungeons by chisscientist reviews
The quest for the Silmaril encounters a rather different dungeon than they expected, and is unsure whether to be relieved or terrified.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Finrod F., Beren - Complete
Shadows in Starlight by Vathara reviews
What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,729 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Wyze Lies by Erestor reviews
Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Walk Through the Valley by Vathara reviews
Times and technology may change. People don't. AU, Hiko POV.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,544 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Be Afraid by The Logical Ghost reviews
Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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How to Make Eyepatch and Rabbit Not Scary reviews
Touka and Kaneki argue over the phone. It gets ridiculous. Hide and the CCG cameo. That's literally all.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Hide, Arima K. - Complete
Evil Genius Goblins reviews
Goblins can't build. They don't have the type of teamwork-building personalities to do so. And, as it turns out, that's an extremely good thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Complete
Burning Questions! reviews
Why didn't the Fellowship ride eagles into Mordor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Complete
Spiral reviews
Darkness. Mirkwood is a fearsome forest. Why are the elves associated with confusion and terror, creatures of the night? Elves are darker than they're given credit for...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Legolas - Complete
Dictionaries Are Weaponry For Bosses reviews
...Or, in which Hide effectively ruined the TouKen ship. Hide's story also proved that all teenage boys do at least one dumb thing, even intelligent ones who generally lie low.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2016
I'll Fight To The Death And Then Some reviews
The dark story of how Juuzou met the CCG. [Oneshot]
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Juuzou S. - Complete