Hiya, I'm Liza Mondragon! I'm a proud Filipina, a bookworm who loves science, a bit of a (okay, maybe a huge) Grammar Nazi, and obsessed with a bunch of fandoms. I like to read, draw, crochet, and watch YouTube in spare time. Beware my randomness! Did I mention I'm also kinda nuts?

Important Author's Note:

A long, long time ago, I had the weird vision of writing fanfiction. But that's not weird! you might say. We all write fanfiction here! Yeah, but my dream was of bad fanfiction. As in, self-insert, Mary-Sueish, contrived plot, extremely cliched fanfiction. And from that vision came the horrors known as Sacrifices and Her. For those of you who don't know, don't remember, or didn't think they were that bad, these were two Gravity Falls fanfics centered (more or less) around Ford. Back then, I was fairly new to the fandom, but I was obsessed. Sacrifices, which had a misleading title & summary, was centered on my self-insert, Mary-Sue OC named Elizabeth. She whisked away Stan and Ford from their pyramid cage in the show's finale into our universe. She was supposedly going to be the one to convince them to swap places, but the whole thing was really just an excuse to make them watch and react to Gravity Falls episodes. Meanwhile, I also wrote another fic called Her, about Ford meeting and eventually falling in love and marrying another Mary-Sue named Elaine Selaz. I also wrote their relationship is completely perfect with absolutely no conflict or speed bumps along the way! How realistic! After that Elizabeth was going to be gasp! revealed as Ford and Ellie's daughter! What an amazingly original plot twist! I was also going to give Elizabeth other awesomely rad adventures, from stopping an assassination plot on her mother alongside Penn Zero and co. and meeting Hearthstone's twin sister!

So yeah, you can see why I abandoned this idea.

I also conceived an idea known as The Halloween Spirit, a Rise of the Guardians fanfic written for a contest, and Brought Back, a Harry Potter time travel fic. I have lost inspiration for both, and there is little chance of me continuing them in the future.

The one work I am at least remotely proud of was my Book of Life fanfic I Do, a really short oneshot.

So after going through an extremely long period of not writing/updating due to a myriad of reasons (ranging from high school stress to just plain laziness), I'm coming back. I will attempt to actually write fanfics of better quality, instead of that mess of schist back there.

Thanks for bearing with me.

Every few months or so, I find a new obsession. My obsession is basically the thing I'm currently fangirling over.

CURRENT OBSESSION:

Metanoia, a play by our high school's theatre club that became extremely popular among students due to the ship of Leo and Vince, the two main characters. Vince dies at the end and it's super angsty but whatever

MY AGE:

Take the definite integral of 6x plus 2 from 5 to 10 with respect to x. Add the tangent of pi/4 radians. Subtract the volume of a(n enormous) cylinder with radius 2/sqrt(pi) meters and height 2000 meters expressed in cubic decameters. Then, divide by the derivative of 4x with respect to x. Subtract four, then divide by the square root of 81. Add the number of time zones in the Philippines multiplied by two. You now have my age!

Yep, I'm a total geek. But you already knew that.