Author has written 6 stories for One Piece, Kid Icarus, Legend of Zelda, Rhythm Thief, Professor Layton, and .flow.
Name: PokeMaster Zelda
Country: United States
You'll never know when I'll publish.
InterestsArt Writing Stories Anime Language Arts Poetry Music
StoriesThe Rise of Merry Hatie's Uprising Impa and Ghirahim: Servants in Love Rhythm Thief and The Pentagon of the Moon Rippers Professor Layton and the Forest of Secrets
These are stereotypes that I would like to debunk RIGHT. NOW.
I'm half Mexican, so I MUST be dirty (not really. I actually get disgusted when people act dirty)
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists (I cannot think of a more HORRIFYING thought about myself than cutting a vein)
I live in the South, so I MUST be white trash (where do I even begin???...)
I'm a little bit European, so I MUST be either fancy or a Nazi (Fancy, no. Nazi, DEFINITELY NO.)
I like anime, so I MUST be a nerd and wear glasses (NO GLASSES OR BRACES!)
I have a weird laugh, so I MUST be a psychopath (From what I've checked... nope! I just laugh really weird, that's all!)
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly (No. I'm actually kinda pretty. A lot of people [mainly girls] compliment my eyes and hair. Sure, I don't have fair skin, but that's fine. AND I'm a teen!)
I love dark music, so I MUST either be a goth or a psychopath (Hey, if it's majestically dark or sounds like it should be in an action game, count me in!)
For all the bully victims out there...
Be strong. Don't let a few words push you around. Suicide won't help either. Imagine the faces of all those who DO care about you. Think, "Is this worth me never opening my eyes to see the light of day again?" (god, THINKING about it puts me on the verge of crying...). We all love you. You aren't alone. Remember that.
Now, some copy and pastes
If you're a real sucker for game merchandise, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you get excited when you get two reviews, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you like to ship people because you think said people look cute together, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you feel the need to speak your mind, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you don't care what others think about your love for anime, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think you're an awesome bitch, copy and paste this on to your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.(India is part of Asia! If it isn't, then is India it's own continent then?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Shouldn't everyone)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. And
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(well my parents are)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Ew!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (Nope, still a teen!)
I' m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I just wear black.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (mainly just my eyes and hair. My skin is unfair).
I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I'm pretty sure we all dress unusually every once in a while. Nothing to get embarrassed about)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (All my artists can I get an offended face.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe (one's smaller than the other, so I don't know if this counts)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (I don't know if this counts if that person was once gay, but isn't anymore...).
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.(what's that?)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (... Yes, I am a nerd if that includes being good at school and music. I don't play much games. I am technically Asian, since Bangladesh is in Asia. Also, homework takes away my fanfic time.)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.(Geez, I hate that stereotype! So many people called me a terrorist! Ugh, it's annoying. Stupid fucking ISIS! And other stuff. Terrorists shouldn't even call themselves Muslims. Our holy book clearly states not to do violence! We are supposed to be PEACEFUL! Like our prophets.)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (I'm not really white, but I can't find any Caucasian stereotypes... so yeah)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(oh please.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (haha, no )
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Sometimes my dad's the naive one and I'm the adult.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.(I hate that stereotype!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (What's this gotta do with watermelon?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino (Does it count if you can't beat the heat?).
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (A. Will NEVER drink alcohol... B. Hates soda).
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Depends, if they hurt someone I care about, I won't mind beating them up.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm just defending in what I believe in.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak (my friend is OBSESSED with Anime)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (I. DO NOT. FUCKING. STALK PEOPLE.).
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wel, fanfic writer.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (My little sister is. You know, the one I'd risk my life to. I only have her and my parents)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Vampires aren't real. Also, depends where the blood's coming from)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (Ima CHILD...).
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(Well I don't do social media. Just fanfics and Google)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am against it)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Hey! My best friend LOVES anime and she is anything but irresponsible!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (Depends on the book).
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Only on things like torturing. Yes, they do that!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(What? Aliens exist?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast(Not all the time. Just sometimes.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (haha this is perfect for Bunny in RotG)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(I have 3 friends in marching band why thank you.)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake(only on somethings!
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Who is your godly parent?
(Sad to say but I copied and pasted this from another profile. Hate me all you want!)
Child of Zeus:
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a lightning bolt.
You were voted class president.
You think you do whats best for everyone.
Eagles are your favorite birds.
You think you have what it takes to run for president.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.
Child of Poseidon:
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite place is the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (Eh, I love to swim.)
You want to do something about the Marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You have acrophobia. (only on the ride Acrophobia at Six Flags)
Child of Hades:
You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You think parties are loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in a diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
You aren't particularly fond of most animals.
Child of Demeter:
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check if a product if its environmentally friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
Child of Ares:
You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person.
You like reading about war.
You like watching wrestling.
You don't take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say. (Most. Usually I just dab and they'll walk off)
You don't always think before you do something.
Child of Athena:
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian your class.
You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report card. (Nope! Well, if they mean grade average then yes.)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were president.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
Child of Apollo:
You're very creative and Artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You like going to Art museums
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
Hunter of Artemis:
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome!
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting isn't cruel, if its to hunt down monsters.
You always hit the target.
Child of Hephaestus:
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're the best at Wood shop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of Robots.
You're a techie.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren't afraid of Fire.
you like to build
Child of Aphrodite:
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on Makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes shopping.
Your always in front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at school.
You're often invited to parties.
Your motto is 'It's never a party without me'.
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
Child of Hermes:
You like pick pocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You're the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You're inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic comments.
Child of Dionysus:
You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
(I am)My godly parent possibilities are...
Hunter of Artemis