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 Author has written 13 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, and Avengers. Hi! My name is Elizabeth! Little info about me: I like to have multiple chapters written before I post the first one. I mainly write fanfictions. I my favorite books series' are The Earth's Children, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter. I do not care for others opinion unless they are a friend. I value a friends opinion above everything else. My friends are weirdoes. They introduced me to PJO and regret it to this day, but they love me. I do not know what color my hair is - Edit: I got it cut and it went from golden ombre (natural, I assure you) to dark blonde or maybe brown. SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief came out in 2005, and it takes place the summer before Percy and Annabeth turn 13. I had always assumed that Percy and Annabeth were born in 1992. Then Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Hammer of Thor came out. Magnus is 16 in this book and he is the same age as Annabeth, according to The Sword of Summer. Magnus said something "I wanted to scream. It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would have pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum."referring to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which came out in 2015. Thus, he was born in 1999 or later. But he's the same age as Annabeth. So when does the crap going down in this universe take place? Someone explain please! Here's a quote I read once. I thought it was on my profile, but apparently not. This how I best remember it.: The most creative minds are the ones who can hear the whispered stories leaking through the cracks in our universe. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go check out my Wattpad account! Some stories posted here are also there. Starting Over is one. My username is SecretlyAnonymus and I have the music for the chapters posted there. I think the music makes the chapters so much better, so GO! Check out my poll(s). Pairings for "Starting Over" are there! Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cry's She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. " If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Sammilovesbutterflies the-crazy-kit-kat Thalico-freak-99- nissi1216 Nico's Girlfriend1 xXDaughterofAresXx iisAnonymousperson The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. Dear Math, I am not your therapist. It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems. Also, stop asking me to find your X. She is NOT coming back to you. Don't ask Y, just accept it. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU AGREE 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this on your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm acutally a lot tougher than my older brother! xD) Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who dont' know it's against gay marriage) 1) Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts... 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. (Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?) 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage. FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (I am not, but... ) -I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. -I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. -I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights. -I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. -I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. -I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. -I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear. -We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. -I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me. -I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. -I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman. -I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male. -I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. -I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that. -I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. -I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me. -I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. -I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love. -I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 TheJazzyDolphin MindBender 10 April Mayz ArtemisApollo97 Percylia22 Natsucrush106 Flabbergastedness That Random Gay Guy Elanaseptembear Fantasyluvr1234 TheSilverboar iisAnonymousperson PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT. "I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up" -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. -Even the Devil cries when he looks around Hell and sees that he's all alone. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, I must say, that's isn't the weirdest thing I've seen people do to a computer. I swear that kid was fondling one...) That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile. Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Life sucks then you die Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! -No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. - Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we? - Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug. -God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends. - One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference." -Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages is it the rule. -There are only two things that are infinite in the world: space and stupidity. And I'm not 100% sure about space. (Albert Einstein[I think]) Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well we now know why women live longer then men, because the kitchen is where the knives are. -Unknown Fanfiction: I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who loves cars and knows martial arts, the girl who hate shopping. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Fruits Basket and many other manga's, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things. I am the girl who is fine being alone, yet still craves company. I am me. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are. Good friend vs. Best friend: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?" GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile. Funny, Random Quotes Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless. Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!! People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was. I intend to live forever, or die trying Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them Maturity is overrated. If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain. Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. (sh*t) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? God must love stupid people. He made SO many. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If you're an artist as well as a writer copy and paste this. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, An Amine Fangirl, ChaoticWriterCrazy, 13-Goth-Gyrl-13, iisAnonymousperson If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile 1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth 2. Favorite guy character? Nico 3. Favorite girl character? Thalia 4. Favorite God? Hades 5. Favorite Goddess? Hestia 6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon 7. Is Luke hot? Yes... in an evil, creepy way. 8. Would you join the hunters? No, i want someone who would care for me no matter what. 9. Archery or sword fighting? archery until it is a close-range fight. 10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? IM-ing 11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Nemesis, goddess of balance. 13. Least favorite? Herakles 14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? year rounder 15. Favorite couple? Percabeth 16. Are you a demigod? Yep 17. Who would be your parent? I would want either Hades, Nemesis, Hecate, Thanatos, or Poseidon 18. Favorite minor character? Clarisse (even though she's not minor) 19. Ethan or Luke? Ethan 20. Favorite monster? The Ophiotarus OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and or the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student :Yes Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. That student was EINSTEIN. Forward this to increase others knowledge … or FAITH. PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder* FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Say "Ding" on every floor. 3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 13.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 16.Swat at flies that don't exist. 17.Tell people that you can see their aura. out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 28. Go up to them, and say in an Italian accent, "Germany, I can't tie my shoes, will you carry me??" 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing. Paste this on your profile if you are one of the 5% that would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick. 95% of girls would scream and cry of Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if you are one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn, and yell "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs. Here's a quote from a friend of mine who is somewhat into theater, because of his gf, that he uses on jocks- "Yeah, I'm into theatrical arts. And you call me gay. 'Cause while I'm hanging out with a bunch of girls, your changing clothes with a lot of sweaty fat guys. I'm definitely the gay one here." War does not determine who is right - only who is left. FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take it and scream at you, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the boy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. 92% of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them breathing was uncool. Copy/Paste this of you are one of the 8% who would stand there and laugh (Or just live). I am the person who reads for 48 hours straight. (If my mom doesn't kill me first.) I randomly burst into song. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, iisAnonymousperson, If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(my friends and family think I am weird for this one) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, iisAnonynousperson, If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile! eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile! If you repeatedly read page 2O3 in THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH(Where Percy and Annabeth kiss), Copy and paste this in your profile. If you cried or almost cried, when you finished THE LAST OLYMPIAN(No! Why did it have to end! Percabeth just officially got together and then it jumps to a new series where Percy is missing and there is no statement of how their relationship was after they officially got together!!!!(but I still loved the book)), copy and paste this in your profile. If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page. If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course). If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(if I added all my daydreaming time together you'd get the number infinity) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile(I'm completely proud of that and will continue not to do it). If you talk back to the TV (Well, not the TV, to my computer, phone, kindle...etc.), copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(Haha!). If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile(Way too many times to count and each time someone either says 'it's the first sign of craziness', 'You're weird you know that, right?", or 'Who are you talking to?') 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't look at me in that tone! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked. What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac? I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen? Bertrand Russell 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off copy this to your profile. If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up He then said: But you sir, And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... NERDS, WE PREFER THE TERM INTELLECTUAL BAD ASS I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. Guys aren't worth your tears. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Shoot for the Moon- even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. “The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.” ― Elisabeth Kübler-Ross “That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.” ― John Green “What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.” ― Scott Westerfeld “All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.” ― Marilyn Monroe “Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.” ― Markus Zusak "Beauty... when you look into a woman's eyes and see what is in her heart." Nate Dircks "Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful." - Robert Brault "A heart is a fragile thing. That's why we protect them so vigorously, give them away so rarely, and why it means so much when we do. Some hearts are more fragile than others. Purer, somehow. Like crystal in a world of glass, even the way they shatter is beautiful." Narrator from 'Everwood' "Love is so strange for everyone ... how the least person you expect to love ... you love ... how your enemy becomes your true love ... how your true love might be someone you meet on the streets or some one you know your how life and never expected to love them .. everyone wants to be love ... but some people never become love ... everyone wants prince charming ... but prince charming only exists in fairy tales and when there is a happy ending the story is not really over but beginning." - MsCrazy267(youtube account name) 16 things to do at Wal-Mart... or just about any store 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. God is our creator and savior, and even though sometimes I struggle with the fact, I still believe. When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing. Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw her little boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing" Then, leaning over, Paderewski reached down with his left hand and began filling in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached around to the other side of the child, and he added a running obbligato. Together, the old master and the young novice transformed what could have been a frightening situation into a wonderfully creative experience. The audience was so mesmerized that they couldn't recall what else the great master played. only the classic, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." Perhaps that's the way it is with God. What we can accomplish on our own is hardly noteworthy. We try our best, but the results aren't always graceful flowing music. However, with the hand of the Master, our life's work can be beautiful. The next time you set out to accomplish great feats, listen carefully. You may hear the voice of the Master, whispering in your ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing." May you feel His arms around you and know that His hands are there, helping you turn your feeble attempts into true masterpieces. Remember, God doesn't seem to call the equipped, rather, He equips the 'called.' Life is more accurately measure by the lives you touch than by the things you acquire. So touch someone by passing this little message along. May God bless you and be with you always! -See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think... "Why am I even here…?" "What's even the point of continuing?" "My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…" "I'll never be a good writer...I quit." These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts… If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…" So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here? Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause. Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed. So… Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise. Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfiction.net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind. And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard...If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say You say "Those girls were mean to me." Your big sister says "They're jealous of how wonderful you are, sis." You say "That boy broke my heart." Your big sister says "I'll break his face." You say "I feel lonely. I don't have any friends." Your big sister says "You're never alone. I'm always your friend." You say "I'm scared." Your big sister says "I'll protect you." You say "I can't do it." Your big sister says "Try again." You say "But it's too hard." Your big sister says "I believe in you." You say "What if I fall?" Your big sister says "I'll always be there to catch you." ... And she always is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you love your older sister as much as I love mine. I don't have an older brother or sister. I wish I did. It is so hard taking care of younger siblings and cousins without any thanks. I do everything I can to keep them happy but the thanks I get is physical and verbal abuse (well, not from cousins, but siblings...), I never grow a close relationship with close family and when they don't care the way I wish they would, it hurts. All of you little brothers and sisters out there, know that there is a chance that your sibling may be going through the same thing. If you think your big brother is overprotective or your big sister is annoying, try to see their point of view. Please. It could be that they love you and want to protect you. My whole life, all I have ever felt towards my siblings is hate, anger and even jealousy. My little brother is a spoiled brat who only knows that he is right and I am wrong. He grew up with twenty or more devices at his disposal, in a suburban area in an expensive monitory school. I grew up on a farm, far from any advanced city. I took care of animals, and I loved my life. When my brother was three, I was violently ripped away from that life and thrown into another. I lost everyone I cared about and was bullied in the new 'home'. My parents had flip-phones, and an old, bulky TV. My sister, being only a few years younger than me, understands my pain a little, but still. Now I have no life (I'm here, aren't I?) but I still try. But hey - I got lucky in some aspects. Clear Horizons Early College High School is saving my life as I write this. I am that girl. The one who looks like she woke up and grabbed something off her floor for her day cloths. The one whose nose is always in a book. The one you can see talking to her friends. The one who looks like your average student. But underneath all that, I am the girl who doesn't like to judge, because she has been judged her whole life. I am the girl who closes herself off from the world so she can't be hurt. I am the one who is always underestimated, the one who is told she can't, to just give up. But I won't. Just because you are blond doesn't mean you are stupid. Being blind or deaf doesn't mean you are useless, having some sort of disability doesn't make you need help. Proof of this is everywhere. Einstein was insane, and so was any other inventor. They were the ones crazy enough to try. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 8 & 2 = 16102 5 & 4 = 2091 9 & 6 = 54153 7 & 5 = 35122 20 & 3 = 602317 30 & 1 = 303129 18 & 4 = 722214 10 & 5 = 50155 Seriously this is really cool, in my opinion/ |
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