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Joined 12-18-04, id: 722371, Profile Updated: 06-04-08
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Well let's see here. I don't venture into the world of fanfiction as much as in my days of carefree youth...but every once in awhile I get sucked back in. To me, fanfiction is the crack and Harry Potter is the cocaine. Like any good crack addict, I have a hard time getting over my addiction and working my way off the streets. Sometimes I think I'm over it, but then I stumble on to a juicy crack rock of a story and WHAM! there I am again, on the cold streets of the city, stooped in a corner, smelling of dog piss and old nachos. But at least I'm happy, right?

Alright, that metaphor lasted too long. I'll give you a bit more about me and then that's it! You're cut off. Cold fucking turkey. Let's see here. I really like reading, but I don't like feeling like I have to read. I really like writing, but again, I don't like feeling like I have to do it. I hate pressure and ambition and I believe in a good innate nature in most people. I really like the experience of seeing a movie in the theaters, I like to eat organically, and I've been a vegetarian for like five months now. I love British authors in general, reading about Appalachia and Southern culture, and the L.A. scene. Naturally some of my favorite authors are Jane Austen, D.H. Lawrence, Thomas Hardy, John Keats, JK Rowling, Barbara Kingsolver, Eudora Welty, Toni Morrison, and Janet Fitch.

Fuck Mark Twain. That's right, I said it.

If you have any questions, comments, or whatnot, feel free to IM me on AIM. My screenname is clumsylw6.

"Just fucking love me, I'm tired of leaving, and waking up in somebody else's clothes."

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Lightning at Hogwarts by Candy Cane Jones reviews
Seventh year of Lily and James, the Marauders, and living in the shadow of Voldemort. Mostly LJ. Different from other stories because it's not just HATE vs LOVE. My first fanfic and the story is worthy of a better summary than this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,660 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Joyful Sadness by Sins of Angels reviews
Slightly AU. Lily's world is falling apart and James has taken it upon himself to supergule it back together, putting aside his own broken pieces to help her repair hers. Follows them around for their seventh year. Enjoy. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,425 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seventh Year Memories by Weffles81 reviews
Begins with Lily and James in their Seventh Year and continues till the end. How did the infamous pair come to be? How did this pair defy Voldemort three times? Find out in this version of their story. Includes The Marauders, Snape, Bellatrix. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,285 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Seeking You by Jillian Jacobs reviews
Complete! Lily and James coming together, and their fights along the way. Takes place in the pair's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Dying Wish by pupparoux reviews
Lily Evan's grandmother wants only one thing from Lily before she dies...she wants to meet Lily's boyfriend. So Lily rises to the occasion, and who does she bring? Why none other than our favorite... James Potter. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,718 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amortentia by Tynwfiel reviews
What does Amortentia smell like? For some people at Hogwarts it smells like love, lavender, and leather. MWPP era. JamesLily Seventh Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,111 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Desperate Situations by aurora-sakura reviews
COMPLETE.Lily and James. Due to certain circumstances, Lily Evans has no other choice but to spend a week of summer with two people she would rather not... But what could change in a week?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss by simplysarcastic reviews
I’ve heard you can learn everything you want to know about a man’s heart through just one kiss. We’ll see about that. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,047 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Potter Legacy: The Story of Lily and James by Chelles reviews
James, Lily, and their friends have managed to survive Hogwarts. Are they ready for what lies beyond? Sequel to Before Harry: The Marauders' Tale. PreHBP Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 404,746 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Friends by PinkLily reviews
COMPLETED!Lily and James are now friends in their 7th year, and they're falling in love. How can such a perfect love have so many flaws in it? On top of it, there's an evil at Hogwarts. Can their love conquer all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potter's Charm by Secret Lily reviews
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily and James: Their Story of Love by Secret Lily reviews
Lily and James' 7th Year. The couple died young and together to protect their son. It makes you wonder about the things they had to live for. (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 106,032 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The Flawed reviews
The sequel to The Tragic Flaw. James and Lily are out of Hogwarts and thrown into a world at war. Together, they have to prepare for the dark days ahead, for through their love, there is hope for the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,387 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Tragic Flaw reviews
James and Lily Potter gave their lives for their son, Harry. Laying down their lives for their son sprouted from their love. A love which blossomed their Seventh Year at Hogwarts. This fic goes through the progressive relationship of Lily and James. DONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,965 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete