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Joined 12-19-04, id: 723104, Profile Updated: 01-27-08
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness.

Holy guacamole, Batman!


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I'm addicted to music.

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I love getting flames, especially when they're poorly-written and consist of such intelligent arguments as "omg ur storys so stopid that nevr happened."

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I love non-canon pairings.

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Angst is overdone.

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Most romantic/humor multi-chaptered fics make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.


I've been on ff.net since 2004. I've had stuff up, taken it down, put more up, took that down, had nothing for a while, then finally came up with what I have now.

When I started ff.net I'd read anything in the Harry Potter section (I was a newb, be quiet). Pretty quickly I switched to canon-pairings-only Harry Potter fics, which I defended with a passion. Somewhere along the line I broadened my horizons a little bit, and eventually that broadening became a giant gaping chasm and now most canon-pairing fics tend to bore me to death (with a couple exceptions--for example, I like good Romy [X-Men, and I love Kid Flash/Jinx [Teen Titans).

My standards have also gotten a lot higher, thank goodness. I don't usually read OC fics, for example--there's an art to OC writing, and most people here on the pit haven't figured it out yet. Also, I don't read "EVERYONE GOT MARRIED AND HAD BABIES YAY" fics (btw: the Harry Potter epilogue for book 7? ew).

My fandoms include but are not limited to: Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter, X-Men (all), Batman/Batman Beyond/any Batman cartoons, Fairy Tales, Firefly, Robin Hood (BBC), House M.D., Sky High, Teen Titans, Big Wolf on Campus, Les Misérables, RENT, CATS, and more and more and more that I can't think of right now.:)

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Broken Road by Anamarie Chambers reviews
Sometimes you have to take a few detours before you find your way home. Romy. Complete!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,900 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Bits and Pieces by rekahneko reviews
These are small bits of Marauder era story that don't really fit in elsewhere. May contain slash, puns, silliness. But not in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
On the Importance of Being Nice by inkvoices reviews
Or: Twenty things you didn't know about Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Chasing You by Warui-Usagi reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's made her choice. And Jacob's made his. She's trying to let everything go. And he's fighting with everything he has to hold on. BxExJ. Complete. Winner of Best Future fic at the Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,140 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Start by coldqueen reviews
KFJ. Set between Lightspeed and Calling All Titans. What happens when Jinx tries to make a new start.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Living Art by studentnumber24601 reviews
Once, Bumlets asked Dutchy why he only painted graffiti, not real art. Dutchy said because graffiti was real art, the art of the people. It was alive. [modern, violence, language, slash]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Dutchy - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Proposition by Northlight reviews
"Tommy. Tommy, I think he just propositioned me!" (Merton/Tommy)
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 7/1/2003
Having to Know to Understand by VampireSpider reviews
As far as David knew, Jack never came just to visit Sarah and for some reason, he found that comforting" slash
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Something Else Entirely by Alone in the Desert reviews
What really happened that midwinter night, and why Raoul and Buri's romance wasn't as abrupt as it seemed. Standalone
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Hazard by Neurotic Temptress reviews
AU. Gambit, Rogue. Nothing eventful ever happens in small towns... right?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Complete
Emulation by Naisumi reviews
They kissed, and the moon shone brightly behind them--now-bright, still-bright. [slash] [Evietro] [AU prequel to Crucify My Love (explanation in A/N)]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/29/2003
Imagine a Brown Leather Wallet by Shimmerwings reviews
Slash. Jack and a future. Imagine realizing that you’ve fallen in love.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Jack K., David J.
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It's All Over reviews
Roger has always been frightening. RogerAlanna, AU.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Only Today reviews
George rarely drinks. He drinks today. Not too much, he tells himself. He lies.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Tortall - Complete
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