Courier Seven
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Joined 12-19-04, id: 723336, Profile Updated: 09-07-14
Author has written 8 stories for Twisted Metal, Silent Hill, Naruto, Hellsing, and Resident Evil.

Well, I haven't done much in a while, have I?

It's been years since I've updated this blasted thing. I guess I should get it out of the way and just confirm what a lot of people have already guessed: the stories I have up are pretty much abandoned. I hate to do it, but it's been years, and my whims change with the week, it seems. They were written back when I was younger, less...mature, in my humor. I reread some of them and the jokes don't make me laugh anymore, and they don't pique the same emotion they did before.

It's irritating trying to write fanfic for me because of how distracted I get. I'll get half of a chapter of my new Silent Hill story cranked out and then want to do something related to Dragon Age, and the next week that'll change too.

Blaaah, frustrating.

Until I can get back into the rhythm of things, I'm content to just watch. I changed my name from Minion V2 to Courier Seven, pretty much confirming that I am Bethesda's willing whore at this point.

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A World Without Shadows by maximasdecimas reviews
Lowtown is a dangerous place at night. When Merrill is attacked by thugs, Hawke comes to save her, but Merrill is shaken by her ordeal. Can Hawke make everything better with a smile, and save the day twice in one night? What will come of it? A story of love between Merrill and Hawke, spanning three acts. Some quest action, much more romance! Mage F!Hawke/Merrill
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 354,524 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Merrill, Hawke (F)
Powerpuff Betrayal by Royal Blue Alchemist reviews
Bubbles/Him. Bubbles is faced with a difficult decision, to save the Professor's life, she needs to stike a deal with Him.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,595 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bubbles, Him - Complete
Alucards tales of boredom by Lord Deshwitat reviews
EVER WONDER WHAT aLucard was doing in that cell when he wasnt sleeping well heres your chance update WOW I MISSED THE FIRST YEAR ANIVERSARY O O DArn Computer broke ANY WAY Up date Every month to 2 weeks if possible
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
Silent Hill 4: The Roommates by Ripperette reviews
When Henry starts to have trouble keeping up the pay for his apartment on his own, he needs to find a roommate. Can you guess who comes back from the dead again? It's been a long time since I updated, but here's a poor attempt at a 7th chapter!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 12/11/2004
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
For You by Iron Rain reviews
Dedicated to all of you RaeBB fans out there. Beast Boy makes a sacrifice for Raven that almost costs him his life. I worked hard on this piece. I accept flames, but you'll like it, I promise. One shot (it was almost a story, read the update chapters). PL
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Comatose: Original by Susilo reviews
[RaeBB] Some people believe that those in a coma can hear everything around them. Beast Boy finds out that it's true the hard way. His situation alows him to realize just how imortant he is to those around him. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Silent Hill: Fortunate Son reviews
Joseph Wade is living alone, coping with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. He's put Vietnam, and everything that happened there behind him. But some things, you can't let go of. Fate won't let you. He learned that when he received a letter from a certain someone in a certain town...[Read and review, sorry if the summary sucks. It's been a while.]
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014
Wesker's Fanmail Corner reviews
Albert Wesker reads your fanmail reviews ! Possible questions relating to yaoi/slash.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010
Hellsing OMG reviews
The spiritual successor to Hellsing WTF, this project will be much more..canon. It will have my personal touch of bastardization, however, so enjoy your cheese nipples and READ! READ UNTIL YOUR EYES RUN RED WITH BLOOD FROM READING SO MUCH! AHAHAHAHA!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008
Silent Hill: Return reviews
The Living 4 Survivors of Silent Hill, James Sunderland, Heather Mason, and Henry Townshend, and a mysterious fourth, have been resummoned to Silent Hill. Next chapter is finally done and up.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006
Hellsing: WTF! reviews
Warning: Contains Manga, anime, and OVA spoilers. An author Collab between me and Lord Deshwitat. This is a Very Random Fic. Be forewarned. Please R&R, my first Hellsing Fic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Twisted Metal Black 2:Shadows Fall reviews
Mr Grimm's story is in, finally! Review please. D
Twisted Metal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 6/18/2005
A Night in the Rain reviews
Can she tell him how she feels? Does he feel the same way? Will she ever get this oppertunity again? My first Naruto fic. HinataxNaruto. Please give good reviews, and I'll put up one with Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Silent Hill 4:Golf Ending reviews
My first SH Fiction,made as a short humour story. if it goes well,i may post more ending fics. Has a Suprise at the end,for another one of konami's Most popular game franchises
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005
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