Author has written 8 stories for Y2K-9, Doctor Who, and Hellboy.
NOTICE: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Hi, my name is Dog Youkai Jane. I'm from Doulgassville PA. I am a nerd about Doctor Who and Beauty and the Beast (BEST TV SHOWS EEEEVVVVEEEERRRR!!), Hellboy, Inuyasha, Twilight series, Abarat, The Host, etc. So many things to be a nerd about. sigh
Fav. Movies: HELLBOY 1&2, Labyrinth, POTC, AVP 1&2, Aliens 1-4, Predator 1&2, Gore moves, horrors, etc.
Least fav. movies: Chick flicks.
Gender: Female. (For some reason people always think I'm male...huh...)
Fav. Sport: FOOTBALL! I LOVE playing tackle football with my friends. I also like archery and most other sports.
Fav. Band: Flogging Molly, Within Temptation, DISTURBED (WOOOOP!), Stabbing Westward, 3 Days Grace, etc.
Fav. Tv Show: DOCTOR WHO!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! And BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!! Beauty and the Beast was made in the 80's and the man who plays Vincent is Ron Perlman, who (duh) plays Hellboy.
Fav. Books: Way way WAY too many to count.
Hobbies: Reading on this fantastic site, writing on my laptop stories that will never see the light of day because my laptop has no Internet connection, hiking, playing football, (woop!) watching Doctor Who, (WOOP!) watching Beauty and the Beast (TV series ((WOOOOP!!))) playing with my pets, trespassing onto my neighbors corn field that has a path next to it that leads up to the wonderfully big and isolated hill that I go to so I can think, (He doesn't know, so don't tell!! lol) um, relaxing, sleeping, swimming,...OH! I absolutely LOVE the sea and every creature in it!! (Don't you just love the smell of the salty spray as it flies through the air after slamming against the rocks?) I also like these little funny short sayings like these:
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it
white is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses
white is the colour of fluffly clouds fluffing their way across the sky
white is the colour of soft serve ice-cream in a cone
white is the colour of angels wings and Angels wings
white is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag
white is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels
white is the colour of every freaking god danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you think if you see anymore white- Wonderbread, someones underwear, teeth-- you will completely and utterly lose your ever-loving mind and end up pushing a shopping trolley full of empty cans around New York city, muttering to yourself.
“If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, you can always baffle ‘em with bullshit!”-Unknown
"My curiosity is aroused." -- Optimus Prime
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this on your profile- (This one is SO true for me)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' --
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slog an:
Last Sunday: ''I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'
"Everybody is a book of blood; Wherever we're opened, we're red." - CLIVE BARKER, AUTHOR OF ABARAT
Love me, or hate me. Whichever, give me your emotions. -- Unknown
"I'll be very good, a saint. But if I'm not will you whip me again, please?" - Unknown
Though the notice above is something I strongly believe in. I have quite a few friends that are gay, lesbian, or bisexual and all I do is tell the females that I'm straight and not interested and we get along fabulously. The males are great to talk with about some guy's cute butt that just walked by...lol...
Well, for now I guess that is all I shall put up. If I change my mind and want to put more up, you shall notice. Ta-ta for now!!
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