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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Sons of Anarchy, Suicide Squad, Hobbit, Peaky Blinders, Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, Gotham, Game of Thrones, A song of Ice and Fire, and Mayans M.C..

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Sinister Side by Freya Ishtar reviews
After a knock on the head, Hermione awakes in a world not her own. Severus and Sirius are still alive, Voldemort never returned, Lucius is kind, and being a Muggle-born is a good thing? Despite learning to enjoy this new world, she feels the need to learn what she was up to when her accident occurred, even at the risk of waking back in her old life. *Poly-fic* SPORADIC UPDATES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,660 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S., Lucius M.
Devil's Angels by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione applies to foster the children of Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov, and Fenrir Greyback while the convicted Death Eaters are in prison. The Ministry is more than willing to let her take up the role no one else wants, there's just one catch. She's got to gain 'permission' from their father's to raise the boys. And she will. By whatever means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,360 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Hermione G., Fenrir G., Antonin D., T. Rowle
A Long Way Home by GoWithTheFlo20 reviews
If Harry lived, if she hid, if she ran through time and space far enough, she would still lose in the end. She would never see their faces. Never plant another pansy. Never play with a caramel lock again. Never poke Ron's freckles. It was supposed to be over. The running and yet, here she was once more. Always Running. Kirk/Fem!Harry/Khan. BigBrotherSpock! Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Harry P., J. Kirk, Spock, John Harrison/Khan
Mark of Conciliation by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In a world where soul marks are reparations from one House to another, Jaime Lannister cannot, for the life of him, understand why his family was punished on House Stark's behalf. Or where the Kingslayer finds redemption in a Targaryen Princess but neither are aware of that little fact. Soul Marks AU, fem!Jon, slowly-redeemed!Jaime, not-drunk-enough-for-this!Tyrion, Jaime x Lyarra
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,524 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Jon S., Jaime L.] Tyrion L., Bran S.
Winter Thorns of Highgarden by Madrigal-in-training reviews
The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,028 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Jon S., Margaery T., Samwell T., Robb S. - Complete
Sempiternal by carelessdodger reviews
Her life had not started on the best of first pottering steps, in fact, the beginning of her life played out more like a stumble and head first crash into a stone wall. Like a bad omen of biblical proportions, she had come on the tail end of a raging storm Linne Foirthe had never witnessed before... Ivar/OC, strong M
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,837 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 12/9/2016 - [OC, Ivar] Floki, Helga
Resilience by Khaleesi92 reviews
Legolas Greenleaf tried not to dwell upon his mate, no matter how much he longed to seek her out. The last name of 'Fay' had been long forgotten. Only recalled within the fables told of the olden days, of the faeries. Now it is back, etched upon his skin to lay claim as the name of his mate. He just didn't expect her natural form to be one that made Hobbits look like giants.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,413 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Legolas, OC] [Aragorn, Arwen U.]
Saving Grace by Polkadottedgiraffe11 reviews
In another attempt to avoid their destinies & prevent the apocalypse the Winchesters found themselves investigating yet another potential lead; a weapon to use against Heaven & Hell. However, they never expected to meet her. Suddenly things changed. Erin Cartworth had her own destiny & a past long since entwined with Heaven & the Archangels. Michael/OC/Lucifer
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 99 - Words: 150,461 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Lucifer, OC, Michael] Gabriel - Complete
Stone Cold by XoShaee reviews
Raya Stark was one of the eldest of Eddard's children. Family. Duty. Honor. Jon was family. Equipped with the temper of her aunt, the dedication of her father, and the gift of her ancestors, Raya went beyond the wall in search of her half brother. She found him... but she also found a wildling that drew her in faster than any knight in those silly books Sansa had read.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,507 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - OC, Tormund G.
Metamorphosis by GoWithTheFlo20 reviews
What makes a pirate? What makes a person give up their country, give up their homes and the safety of society? What is the driving force that pushes people to live a life of blood, money and endless danger? Clara is going to find out the answers to these questions... Even if she doesn't want to. Silver/OC/Vane
Black Sails - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Captain Charles Vane, OC, John Silver] Captain Flint
The Soulmate Principle by OfPaintAndOil reviews
She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,189 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
A Hobbit's Hope by EverlastingTears reviews
Bilbo had a secret. This secret was not an easy one to keep, no indeed. For this secret was not only part of who he was, but exactly who he was. For Bilbo was not Bilbo, but rather Bilba - and it is a secret she prays no one learns. AU. Lemons. (Story is being heavily edited and continued. Chapter 3 taken down for reload this weekend.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bifur
Devil May Care by Bertie Bott reviews
When Bobby receives some bad news he drops everything in order to save his niece, Bella Swan. Together with Sam and Dean, they learn that though they'd tried to shield her from the supernatural it seems she's been surrounded by it her whole life – more than even she knows. Set in season 5 of Supernatural, 3 years after New Moon. New Moon AU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,180 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Sam W., Bella] Dean W., Bobby S.
A Forgotten Past by WhiteSpiritWolf reviews
Rey had finally found the Jedi Master known as Luke Skywalker. Together, they agreed to train Rey as a Jedi Knight on a distant planet when hell breaks loose in the form of Kylo Ren. Luke is forced to reveal that Rey is more than just a scavenger abandoned on Jakku. Who was she and what did she mean to the boy who was once Ben Solo? Keep your friends close . . .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,921 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
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Zaldrīzo ānogar reviews
Across the Narrow sea, Viserys and Daeron Targaryen fight for their lives in a pit of poison, plots and persecution. A brother dead from rebellion, mother lost to her birthing bed, and a father slain on the steps of his throne, it seemed they were the last of their House. Then their sister come tumbling out the sky astride a great silver dragon. Viserys/Fem!Harry/Male!Daenerys.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 12/27/2019 - [Daenerys T., Harry P., Viserys T.]
Clockwork Bluebirds reviews
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when Eva Potter finds a photo of her mother, a man and a name of a town, all she is left with is trying to find the truth hidden in the lies. On the hunt for her father, Eva finds herself spiraling down into the dark world of MC's and cartels, where nothing and no one are quite what they seem. Nestor/Fem!Harry Slight Angel/Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mayans M.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Harry P., Nestor O.] Obispo L., Angel R.
Harleys and Horcruxes reviews
The whole war, the lives lost, the families ruined, everything that had happened in the last decade fell upon one thing, Harriet Potter being a Potter. Only when Harry gets a surprise inheritance from her mother does she find out the truth kept buried deep, she was never a Potter to begin with. She is her fathers daughter, just not the father everyone had believed... Fem!Harry/Jax
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,331 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Harry P., Jax] Abel T.
In The Ruins Of Our Glory reviews
Through Rhaegar's folly, a kingdom shattered, blood was spilled, and a legacy was burnt to ash. It's up to his children to create something beautiful in the ruins of the Targaryen's glory. When little Rhaenys Potter runs away with Norbert into the forbidden forest, Westeros will never be the same. Fem!Harry/Jon. Incest. Parental!Oberyn&Ellaria. Heavy Martell Focus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019 - [Harry P., Jon S.] [Oberyn M., Ellaria S.]
The Jade Dragon reviews
Change one name, one character, and the house of cards comes tumbling down. When James Potter is wiped from the equation, Haraella Targaryen takes Harry's place. Battle weary, alone, riding upon a pregnant Ironbelly during a lightning storm, Haraella crashes into the foreign land of her mysterious father. The dragon always has three heads. Aegon VI/Fem!Harry/Viserys Jon/Daenerys
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,831 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Aegon T., Harry P., Viserys T.]
Wildfire reviews
A companion piece to The Jade Dragon, but can be read as a standalone. A collection of one shots or short pieces of what if's, pairings and little plot bunnies that don't fit into the original fic. Basically, my little basket of musings. Haraella Targaryen/Anyone. Fem!Harry. Targaryen!Harry. prompts welcomed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 543 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Harry P., Jaime L., Robb S., Willas T.
Over The Rainbow reviews
In a world where whatever you write upon your skin is transferred to your soulmate, Thranduil is left holding court in Mirkwood with a rainbow dancing across his forehead after millennia of being blemish free. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/Thranduil
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - [Harry P., Elvenking Thranduil]
Tonbo reviews
Hari Potter knew loss and pain intimately. Despite this, nothing could have prepared her for the loss of Sirius. Crouched on the onyx flooring of the M.O.M, Hari snaps and the truth buried long ago comes sizzling to the surface. The only fact she knew was she would find her family. She swore it... Itachi/Fem!Harry/Sasuke (Uchihacest!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,819 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Wit and Wry reviews
What does a missing Dwarven daughter, a diary, a painting that isn't what it seems and mistimed joke all have in common? Harri Potter. Moral of the story? Durin's should never joke and Harri should always, without exception, stay away from people's journals ... It's detrimental to everyone's health. Kili/Fem!Harry/Fili
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,884 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Kíli, Harry P., Fíli]
Purple Haze reviews
No one ever spoke about the troubles of the heroine or hero after the credits rolled. They never saw the castle crumble to ashes or the roses grow grey and wilt. Because life never really ended on a happy note, not when your name was Harriet Potter and you were being sent on an undercover mission. Harry/Kilgrave, Fem!Harry. HAITUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jessica Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,954 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Harry P., K. Kilgrave
Stitches reviews
Killing was easy. Saving someone, that was the hard path to walk. When Harriet grows sick of the world, she decides it's time to go back to where it all started and fix the first wrong. However, she never expected 1919 Britain to be as it was, nor the interference and constant presence of a group that called themselves the Peaky Blinders. Tommy/Fem!Harry, Alfie/Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peaky Blinders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,941 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Tommy S., Harry P.]
Rogue reviews
The Nara clan's history was as murky as the shadows they so easily manipulated. It housed secrets untold, knowledge unspoken and threats greater than imagination. It was birthed in the same blood and fire that wrought the other clans into being. However, in the shadows, was where stars shined brightest. Fem!Harry/Naruto. Post books/beginning of Shippuden. M.O.D Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 919 - Published: 8/29/2017 - [Harry P., Naruto U.] Shikamaru N.
Canis Majoris reviews
Where there is light, there is shadow. Harry Potter had always been the brightest star in the night sky. A beacon for all that was good... It was only right she was surrounded by the deepest abyss. A series of drabbles and short-shots that if you squint, might make a plot. Fem!Harry. Gordon/Oswald/Harry/Jerome/Edward HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,652 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Harry P., Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Jerome V./The Joker
Nevermore reviews
Harry wakes up cuffed to a hospital bed in a city called Gotham. Memories buried deep and being tracked by unknown forces, she only has her wits and magic to fall back on, along with a note hidden on her person, written by her own shaky hand telling her one simple thing... Get out now. Hang on to your hats folks. 'Cause you haven't seen nothing yet! Fem!Harry Harry/Jerome HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P., Jerome V./The Joker
The Punchline reviews
Sleep walking is mostly innocent. However for wizarding kind, it's a touch more problematic. Harriet Potter has the misfortune of going through what the healers call sleep apparition. In a very Potter twist of luck, she of course attracts trouble. Harley and the joker despite all the crazy, know a good thing when it pops out of nowhere, and refuse to let go. Joker/fem!Harry/Harley
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [The Joker, Harry P., Harley Quinn] Bruce Wayne/Batman
Windows to the soul reviews
Hari Potter knew loss and pain intimately. Despite this, nothing could have prepared her for the loss of Sirius. Crouched on the onyx flooring of the M.O.M, Hari snaps and the truth buried long ago comes bubbling to the surface. The only fact she knew was she would find her family. She swore it... Fem!Harry (Pairing undecided) . HAITUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A-Z Of Anatomy reviews
"Sometimes, I feel like little pieces of me die each day too." Hari scoffed as she downed the rest of her latte. "Sod off Kaneki, I'm not talking in the metaphorical . I die every day. Throat slit. Hung. Beheaded. Shotgun. Freak accident. Poison. Do you know what that's like?"...Series of Ficlets that, if you squint, may resemble some plot. Twisted MOD Fem!Harry/Multi, M/F, F/F.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 343 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, Itori
I See You reviews
She was different. God... She was different. He could see her in the darkness, in the mists of fire. He. Could. See. Her. She was the embodiment of everything he had missed, everything he didn't know he had missed, of untold beauty in wild abandonment. How... How could he see her? Matt/Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,215 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Harry P., Matt M.
Finding My Way Home reviews
A war hawk, or simply hawk, is a term used in politics for someone favouring war in a debate over whether to go to war, or whether to continue or escalate an existing war. Dove or Dovish are informal terms used, especially in politics, for people who prefer to avoid war or prefer war as a last resort. What happens when a Pacifist collides with a militarist? Frank/Fem!Harry HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 212 - Published: 9/15/2016 - [Harry P., Frank C./Punisher] Matt M., Karen P.
Counting Cards reviews
All bad things come in three... So do all good things. From three blind mice to three wise men, it seems life has a particular liking for such a simple number. Harper Potter's life was no different, and so it was the death of three that irrevocably changed her life... For better or for worse, she still isn't sure. Fem!Harry/Wesley. HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Harry P., J. Wesley]