Hi, readers. My real name is Yvonne... Ok that's actually my middle name but what I want you to know is that I'm different from other authors who usually post more on their breaks, I post more during the school year. So yeah expect that. Oh, and I try to get all my stories in before a break to be nice like that and for early/late birthday or holiday present. Well, I hope you all enjoy my stories. Now A little about me, I'm an 80's/90's child who was born a decade or two late (2000). I listen to a range of music from the 70's to now and love to incorporate lyrics into my story just to be funny. And many other things you may see within my stories. Oh, by the way, I don't cuss, but that doesn't mean I don't say them in my head. And If you want any more background on me, my profile picture is of my head.

Likes:

I love making musical jokes. Whether it's on purpose or not, I will make a lot of them.

ex: "Is it really worth it?" "Yes, now let me work it. Cuz ima put my thing down flip it and reverse it."

Work it by Missy Elliot

Kindness

Seeing characters get what they deserve(Cartoon only All fictional writing/play/film/etc.)

Dislikes:

I got em, but none that are Fanfiction worthy

My Quotes:

Books are a neutral addiction. Once you find the right book, no matter how disgusting the plot becomes, you can't help by find yourself dragged back to it.

JOKES:

Hey Star Wars fans: How do you call someone an idiot when watching these movies

Answer: Chubaka (Chu-baka) Eh eh eh. Yes, I know cheesy, but it does work and I'm sure you know it.

Favorite Cartoon characters turned Anime:

Kenny- South Park (Why does he look hot?!)

Numba 5- KND

Kim- Kim Possible

Daphne and Scooby Doo- Scooby Doo

My Stories- Ongoing/Upcoming:

Hidden and Disguise:

Captured in the middle of a fight, the PowerPuff Girls Z and their new friend are now trapped by the RowdyRuff Boys and their new friend who just happen to be vampires. And on top of that, five other guys want them as their own. Well if life couldn't suck more. "You don't own me!" I'm not dead nor is this story.

The Asylum:

What if you were kicked off your home planet and sent to the crazy house? What if that planet was more than meets the eye? Come follow Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup as they battle there way off this place to get back home. "We live in a 'Fight to live' world ladies. You need to kill to survive." Au. people and I own absolutely nothing, but plot lines.

Cursed Lips:

Those stupid lips. If it weren't for that kiss he gave me I wouldn't be this crazy, psycho beast I am now. Every time I see, smell or feel his hands on me, I can't control myself. Even when I hear or think about- Hehe, where's my baby at? He needs to be here with me. Not where any nasty boyfriend stealers could be lurking, but at my side like the good boy I know he is. Hehehe, I need to go find my love. Bye-bye! *WARNING!* This story may take a turn for the worst as it continues. I will say when things start heading to crazy town in the Author notes at the beginning of that chapter(s), but if you hate yanderes, I suggest that you don't read as it will lead to that.

Other's:

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you re-post this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper. If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this Sorry Twilight fans, but the movie is a disgrace to vampires

Teacher: can you see God?

Class: no

Teacher: can you touch God?

Class: no

Teacher: then God is not real!

You: Excuse me sir, can you see your brain?

Teacher: no

You: can you touch your brain?

Teacher: no

You: then you don't have a brain?!

write this down if you'll stand up for God.;D

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her while chanting "Toma, Sota, balcu" as he buried that you have read this chant you will meet the the middle of the night, she'll be on your ceiling.She will suffocate you like she was.If you post this on your profile, she won't bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN

Getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground

the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?

MOM was your hero

and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings

and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?

when WAR was a card game

and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now.

here's a random thing I found!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct )

DO NOT CHEAT

OR IT WON'T WORK AND

YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES

TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID

HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME

DONT READ AHEAD

otherwise

YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY

2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS

OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)

next to 4, 5, 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3

IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

Re-post this

WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Re-post this if you are not ashamed of GOD.