If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.(yeeeeup!)
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.(SO TRUE!)
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.(stalkers .)
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can. .
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the date (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
I got : I slapped yo momma because I'm sexy like that, I'm retarded, that bum stole my taco, the gummy bears made me, because I'm a fucking scuba diver, and because I like SHOELACES!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Total: 27. (yes ppl I am a girl)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down and i bet you can't resist passing it on
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Hoe drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.
5 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
1. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
2. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
3. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
5. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. PPG and RRB fans!
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
PPG and RRB fans: Force HIM to move the sun.
Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
PPG and RRB fans: Say "Shut up or I'll get Buttercup on you!"
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
PPG and RRB fans: Say "Have you even seen the Rowdyruff Boys?"
Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
PPG and RRB fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME POWERPUFF GIRLS!"
Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
PPG and RRB fans: Would go directly under their beds to see if a Harmony Bunny costume is there.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
PPG and RRB fans: Tell the Powerpuff Girls that Mojo is loose... again.
Normal people: Think Powerpuff Girls is a stupid children's show.
PPG and RRB: Know that Bubbles kicking butt is the source of all happiness.
Normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.
PPG and RRB fans: Solve their problems by calling the puffs.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
PPG and RRB fans: Think that Boomer is adorable... and stupid.
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
PPG and RRB: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if the Rowdyruff boys are there.
Normal people: Think boys with long hair is stupid.
PPG and RRB fans: Dream of Brick
Normal people: Think all with 'ginger' hair should be treated differently.
PPG and RRB fans: Bow down to Brick and Blossom.
Normal people: Sing Lady Gaga.
PPG and RRB fans: Make the PPG sing Lady Gaga on Youtube.
Normal people: Sit inside and cry during a rain storm
PPG and RRB fans: Go outside and destroy some Nano-Bots
Normal people: Never know what the heck to draw
PPG and RRB fans: Have so many pics of the RRB hung up that you can't even tell what color the walls are!:P
You know you live in 2015 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupid.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!! (I did. TTTT)
for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
1) Have you ever been asked out? once
2) Where did you get your default picture? /images
3) What's your middle name? Bond (the name's Bond... James Bond
4) Your current relationship status? ummmmm... none
5) Does your crush like you back? I don't have one
6) What is your current mood? bored as fuck
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? green
8) What color shirt are you wearing? light green
9) Missing something? My French fries
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I would stop my doctor from giving me a mumps vaccination when I was a baby, so I wouldn't have ADHD
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a ca- no no no a chimera!
12) Ever had a near death experience? no
13) Something you do a lot? sing, listen to music...think/daydream! Yeah pretty much sums it up
14) The song stuck in your head? "The Lonely" by Christina Perri
15) Who did you copy and paste this from? bunnylov3r22-Miku
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? My BFF Rianna she an I met in the hospital
17) When was the last time you cried? when I broke my arm in kindergarten... ( I'm in seventh grade)
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes I have actually...and nearly died doing it! None the less I got compliments! Proud of myself
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? to control nature
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? cake pop and black coffee
22) What's your biggest secret? I can't tell you it wouldn't be a secret then!
23) Favorite color? Definitely lime green or forest green
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? yais
25) What are you? a mother fucking cat unicorn (cat with a unicorn horn)
26) Do you speak any other language? Spanish, Japanese, And Pig-latin
27) What's your favorite smell? the smell of the forest
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? hopeless
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? I haven't even had my first kiss yet, what do you think?
30) What are you thinking about right now? soccer and my skateboard
31) What should you be doing? Probably cleaning my room XD
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry. My brother
33) Do you like working in the yard? yes
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Jojo :D
35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I don't
36) What is your natural hair color? dirty blonde
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? umm my broken arm? (check num. 17)
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