Ekwy
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Joined 12-20-04, id: 723755, Profile Updated: 05-26-09
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Cats, and Misc. Books.

Hello. I figured I'd have a proper profile here now, because I... feel like it. Yep.

I'm Ekwy, I'm 22 years old, and I live in Sweden, which very neatly explains why my English isn't always perfect. I like to write, and to read. Most often I read fantasy, and titles like Harry Potter and Discworld are always attractive. I like musicals too, and CATS has been a darling for going on two years now. Other favourites include RENT, Wicked, Starlight Express and Little Shop of Horrors, amongst others.

The Jellicles I like to write the most are Mistoffelees, the Rumpus Cat, Macavity and Griddlebone, though both Old Deuteronomy and Jennyanydots have their nice bits. Someone I hate to write is Bombalurina. I'm useless at writing confident queens. Rar.

Since "Sues, Now and Forever" has been removed from this website, I put it up at my LiveJournal instead. Voila.

And something that might interest people that liked "Sues...": My PPC Musical, now fully completed and all up. Here's a link, enjoy:

Do you have LiveJournal? Do you enjoy writing CATS fic? Have you lamented the fact that there are no communities for that? Then jellicle_fic is for you! ! Join today, and you get a cookie!

And now I shall say goodbye. Until the next time, farewell!

Minnaloushe creeps through the grass,
alone, important and wise,
and lifts to the changing moon
his changing eyes
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Sue by Ragman Jack reviews
As Harry's sixth year begins, Hogwarts has been invaded by creatures who care only about making Hogwarts, the teachers, and students what they want it - and them - to be. But even as bodies are changed and minds are altered, there is dissension in the invaders' ranks, and a killer on the loose . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/27/2003
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11605 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 6,626 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11444 - Favs: 11,375 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9256 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Motive by Puredeadthingy reviews
After a neutron bomb devastates England, the Jellicles are born. However, they still live uneasily with some humans choosing to stay in London, and even trying to hunt them. Complete: warning for gore in chapter 4.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Nine Lives by Mousewolf reviews
Macavity, Macavity, There's no one like Macavity...' But where did he come from? And where is he going? Documentation of the life and times of the Napoleon of Crime.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006
Lethal Species by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Crossover, full summary inside! A strange, deadly monster unlike anything Sunnydale's seen before comes to town during Season 4, and both the Scoobies and the Initiative must battle it... Has now been fully revised and improved from the beginning.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,683 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Complete
It Was Just a Night Out by Mystitat reviews
Anthro AU. An approved spinoff of "In the City" by Megera. Sarah's first date alone with her new boyfriend, and it's only three nights until the full moon. The moon would turn out to be the least of her problems.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Etcetera, OC
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
A Second Chance by Callie Beth reviews
After the Pevensie children come back from Narnia and tell Professor Kirke their story, he calls up an old friend on the telephone.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Ask Aunt Jennyanydots by Zazzie reviews
Have a problem? Aunt Jennyanydots is here to help! (CATS humor fiction, don't take seriously or else your brain may turn to mush)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Official Fanfiction University of CSI by CSICo-ordinator reviews
Vengeance can be sweet, but so can education and the CSI characters have decided it’s time to do some teaching about fanfic. Shipwars, mayhem, lusting, oh my! Welcome to OFUCSI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Twice in a Blue Moon by RosylaGypsy reviews
CATS When a newcomer arrives at the Junkyard, everyone loves her. But then strange things start to happen and Jemima thinks the new queen is responsible. The problem is, she's the only one.... I suck at summaries, plz read anyway.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6109 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Andy by SparkilyDragnStikers reviews
Everyone has insecurities. Everyone has a person that they cannot be them selves around. Even Angel.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
East of the Sun, West of the Moon by misscam reviews
East of the sun and west of the moon it was, that she knew, 'and there you arrive late or never.' A daughter's death. A father's revenge. And the lives caught inbetween, chasing a fairytale. GSR, CWR.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,311 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Raising Deuteronomy by Tie Kerl reviews
Old Deuteronomy becomes ill, and sends himself to the Heaviside Layer to be reborn into another life. When the leader returns without his memories, no one knows what to do. And now, he keeps dreaming of a murder. History is threatening to repeat itself...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,421 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Black Rose by Attila the Conqueror reviews
[CATS fanfic] She had always been alone by choice. Her job was killing those who killed without reason. It was an addiction, a hobby, a way of survival. [complete]
Cats - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
The Story of Bob Parr and Buddy Pine by Ms. Kinnikufan reviews
Bob Parr: the man who would become Mr. Incredible.rnBuddy Pine: boy who would become Snydrome.rnThis is their history, from the debut of Mr. Incredible, to the the rejection of "Incrediboy".
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
SelfInfliction by Mystitat reviews
Plato constructed his life to approximate happiness. Will he be able to keep up his facade after his construction falls apart? Either way, he'll have no one to blame but himself.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Macavity, Plato, Victoria - Complete
Adventures at ofuc by Mystitat reviews
A short oneshot based on Ekwy's Official Fanfiction University: Cats. Also her birthday present!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2005 - OC - Complete
Road to Hell by Nemblewhiska reviews
Formerly entitled: It Seemed Like A Good Idea. Cats: A bet between Bombalurina and the Rum Tum Tugger causes trouble for the Junkyard. Featuring MJRT and Mistoffelees.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Mistoffelees: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
All you ever needed to know about your new MISTOFFELEES model! This is the complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Past Perfect by HonorH reviews
Illyria wants its Key back. Buffy has some objections, as does Dawn's new boyfriend. Dawn's not too thrilled, either.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Dawn S.
The Ultimate Sacrifice by bompalynx reviews
[Cats] Anyone ever wondered if there was a reason for the odd ways that Cats are portrayed? Ever wondered if they were based off of something actually seen? Please RR!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Why They Are Not by ZenZen reviews
Comparison of your all time favourite LotR chracters to random everyday items such as broken lava lamps and rubber chickens. Oh, and did I mention that it was movie based?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/7/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Aisshe reviews
A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Bounty on a Bunny by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Fed up with the Looney Tunes, Daffy Duck is looking into other universes to find a worthy foe for Bugs Bunny. What's a rabbit to do?
Crossover - X-overs & Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Star Dance by Zazzie reviews
Another cats angst fic. It takes place when Tantomile was a kitten, reflecting on her fellow kittens in the junkyard...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Aniwizard Adventures 2: Wizards and Controller by SiriuslyPadfoot12 reviews
The Yeerks don't take defeat lying down, and they're up to something. They've developed a weapon that can take a wizard's magic, and only the Aniwizards and Animorphs can stop them! But havoc ensues when one of their own looses their magical powers...
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,781 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P.
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Hell and Back by Chiz reviews
You know your family’s different when Daddy helped bugger up the Apocalypse, your Grampy is called Pes- Pesti- a big long word, and your Uncle likes to play Vice City in an actual city. So what? They all love you, and they'd go to Hell and back for you...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Heave Ho! by Rose Black reviews
A beautiful young serving girl goes after the crew of the Black Pearl...along with her stocky, unlovely fellow servant. JackOC? Everyone hopes not.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Too Many Meetings by The Snowballer reviews
Dozens of Elrond's daughters, along with scores of assorted other Mary-Sues, arrive in Rivendell on the day of the Council of Elrond. Will they be welcomed with open arms and asked to join the Fellowship? Nope. Warning: contains Figwit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/5/2005
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Enter the Catrix by Mystitat reviews
When Macavity captures seven kittens and entraps them in the Catrix, can Bill Bailey, with the help of Mistoffelees, harness his magical powers and save them?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Complete
Draco malfoy's Army by drea23 reviews
In which Draco discovers that, not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Book Four and Seven Fourths: Marie Suzette by Scherzando reviews
Fear the Sue. Blame the LMFFI. Pity the Author.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Adventures of Jon the Stu by Writer From Rivendell reviews
After killing himself with a piece of paper, Jon finds himself in Middle Earth as a Stu.Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Chocolate Marshmallow Swirl by Gabriel4 reviews
Seven-year-old Harry makes an odd acquaintance and gets an unexpected treat. A short and sweet story. You are invited to R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
Conversation with a Mary Sue by alliterator reviews
Ever noticed how in Mary Sue stories, characters are always warped? What if the original, accept no-substitutes, in-character Buffy encountered a Mary Sue? Humor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Buffy S.
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Lily the Elven Princess by Artemis-E reviews
Tired of reading about those carbon-copy elven princesses? Well, Lily sure is different. She develops a crush on, guess who...Legolas! This is a parody, folks, read it if you're looking for a laugh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003
Endless Encounters by HonorH reviews
In seven years, Buffy encounters the Seven: Destiny, Desire, Destruction, Death, Despair, Delirium, and Dream. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's "Sandman."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Buffy S.
Dominatus by Andy Longwood reviews
HP and X-men Evo. The Institute is no longer safe, and the X-Men are offered protection by people they never thought existed. Now Wizards are faced with the terrifying notion of muggles with powers--and the X-Men aren't the only mutants at Hogwarts . . .
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2003
The Academyverse: Prologue by The Academy-verse reviews
As the dust settles on what was Sunnydale, plans are made. Some things might be over, but others are only just beginning.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003
Dummies' Guide To CATS Romance! by JestaAriadne reviews
...So just how DID Maccy and Old D. find true, true love?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Macavity, Old Deuteronomy - Complete
Tara Incognita by HonorH reviews
A portal opens to the Wishverse, bringing with it old threats, new friends, and a heartbreakingly familiar face. Finally finished!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
A Cats Mary Sue Parody by Eunike reviews
[Cats] Well, I was bored...This is a Mary Sue parody. A new queen comes to the junkyard and just happens to fall in love with Mistoffelees Finished
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Complete
When Harry Met Buffy by Fyrie reviews
When Buffy goes online in search of jobs, a chatroom proves to interesting to ignore and the next thing she knows, she's chatting to a young man from England...where can this lead? CH. 5 ADDED - 19th Dec. *COMPLETE*
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,764 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Munkustrap: WereCats by Velvedere reviews
The autobiography of a certain CATS character when combined with elements of Scarlet Pimpernel and White Wolf's books.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/8/2002
Discovery by Dreamsinger reviews
Helga saves Arnold's life, and over the next few weeks he learns why...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2001 - Published: 5/25/2001
Together Again by Fyrie reviews
And come back to a different Jellicle life : a story about what happens to the ones who are left behind, and how love can continue even beyond death.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
How to get rich without really trying by Sofie reviews
A Cats fic. Some of the toms in the junkyard form a "boyband". Things will never be the same again...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2000
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Sin and Salvation
A collection of six Agent Angel ficlets, centering around Brice's Fall from Heaven. Inspired by six scents from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,288 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Wings reviews
An Agent Angel ficlet. No one dies alone. Brice, still with the Opposition, is paying Park Hall a visit. Vague implications of MelBrice.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Cinderella Tom reviews
When his human finds herself abandoned, the Rum Tum Tugger decides to make an enormous sacrifice to help her out.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Cats Sestina reviews
A poem about the magic of cats, the moon, and the night.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
I 'Ship Friendship reviews
A collection of my drabbles. No HBP spoilers. Updated: When He Knows the Truth. Sixyear old Ginny Weasley is sitting at the kitchen table drawing when she gets an idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Ginny W., Ginny W.
The Glare of His Eyes reviews
Prequel to Anything Fiercer, sort of. What gave a young tomcat the strength to stand up and fight for his tribe? What created the Great Rumpus Cat? .:COMPLETED:.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Anything Fiercer reviews
He's the great Rumpus Cat, and has taken it upon himself to keep the cats of London safe. He has faced Pollicles, murderers and thieves. There's just one thing... He's never faced Etcetera. .:COMPLETED:.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Confused Cats reviews
UPDATED: The gorgeous lavender coloured queen Nituna and her human Darlene are up to no good, and our Agents are faced with their most challenging task yet... Part II up.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Invisible Guardian reviews
CATS About the shyest of the Jellicles, the one who hides. What was her life like? Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
The Tale of the Tiger reviews
Mungojerrie vs. the Pink Fluffy Slippers. Who will win? Ficlet.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Lunar Eclipse reviews
While trying to help Ron doing his Astronomy homework, Hermione finds out some things. Here there be a screaming Ron. Ficlet. RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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