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Joined 12-21-04, id: 724410
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

02/01/07/I'm having a block. I'm sorry.

...well... Happy New Year!


A-HEM. Okies. I'm a regular yaoi-fangirl, but I don't want to be a laughing stock, mmm-kay? I'm a serious person. I DON'T read any kind off yaoi there is. You have to make REALLY good fiction, to get me on a hook. - Take a challenge.

Oh, yeah. There's some AWESOME writers I don't know, but that's just because I'm critical by the summaries... Saying that you will have to do a good summarie, too. Oh yes, I'm a bitch. And I Bite. Try and bite me. ¤tongue out¤


Bite-o-graphie

Age: 15 years. (and going OLD...)

Hair: Blondieblondieblondie~! Shoulder lenght...

Eyes: Blue and having a green circle. (No, seriously.)

Height: 163 cm... or something like that. YES, I'm short. I grew a half a cm in a year. (NO, SERIOUSLY.)

Weight: RUDE! ¤smack¤

Birthday: May 15th.

Horoscope: Taurus, Goat in Chinese ones.

Pets: Iita the cat and Mira the dog. (they're both bitches XD)

Family: Mom, dad and my big sister!


BLAH BLAH BLAH...

I love Japanese animation and art work. I am a serious Japan freak. I have watched anime since I was eight (not knowing it, though) and I started reading manga when I was 11. So, I could say I have been doing this for long.

I started reading fanfiction at the age of 11 too, including the greates Digimon writers ever! YaoiGirl, I ADORE YOU! ¤worshipping¤ I started to do fanfiction myself at the same age, too! It was fun. So much fun. But the real fanfiction reading and writing started age 13. And I'm happy it did.

Favorite animes:

Naruto, Weiss Kreuz (Glühen too.), Yami no Matsuei, D.N.Angel, Digimon.

Favorite mangas:

Gravitation, Ranma ½, Detective Conan, Fake, and Immortal Rain. Also including the ones mentioned above.

Favorite music:

J-rock and pop,Finnish rock and my lovey dove heavy metal!o My sin is Backstreet Boys... -.-' Hate r'n'b and hiphop. But Eminem is a true genious.

Favorite food:

Everything goes, except fish.I can't ead anything else but tuna and fishstick... Oh, but samonsauce goes... Why am I talking about food! .

Favorite books:

The Lord of the Rings, HitchickersQuide to the Galaxy, the Harry Potter series. Mostly read fanfiction, soooo... '


THESE PEOPLE I LOVE!

CryZa (my deardear fanfiction writing friend! Does awesome stuff... but not in english, sorry.)

Scapegoat (REAAAAAAAAAD! It's an order! SHE ROCKS!)

Midnight-Sunset (hers too! Black Mist is AWESOME! SHE ROCKS TOO!)

emu3 (The funniest, graziest, most awesome Weiss Kreuz fanfics in the world!)

YaoiGirl (She writes the cutiest Digimon fics EVER!)

Sharingan Sasuke (She writes beautifully... Bird in a Gage is so... ¤snivel¤)

Mucktron (Read Hell is for Neji, and laugh your ass off.)

Kamikakushi (...I can only laugh...)

chibi-uchiha (¤giggles¤ Jealousy over a demon. Read. And get her to friggin continue!)


QUOTES AHEAD!

"You know, I'm a total screw up."
-Ken from Weiss Kreuz-

"There has never been hope, only fools hope."
-Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings-

"Neji, you suck at driving!"
"Well, Naruto, you would suck more. And guess why?"
"...why?"
"Because you're DRUNK!"

-A conversation between Naruto and Neji from Naruto, on my fiction 'Dirty Legends'-

”YOU JUST CAN’T HATE UCHIHA ITACHI!”
”IT HAS TO BE AGAINST SOME RULES OF NATURE!”
-These are the lines that that Haku and Lee told to Neji, after he had told his opinion on Itachi, in my fiction 'Dirty Legends'-

“I'm all for the springtime of youth, but that's just taking it too far.”
-Gai in the oh-so-awesome fanfic "Neji the Womanizer" from Yuxi. I Just LOVE her writing:D

“Hyuuga Neji, I'm going to take you out on a date tonight.”
-Sasuke, in the same fic as up there... I wont even TRY to explain this!

"NaruSai, because I can."
-The almighty Scapegoat... this is from a summary of one of her fics... And yes, sister,you CAN.

"Thank you Bitenshi. For finally giving me a minion!"
- ...a worshipper would be better, but I can live with that! xD Scapie again, honeys. :)

"Thank you Bitenshi; for rocking the party."
-...I hate myself for posting this... I'm so self-centered... ¤mumble¤

"Joey doesn't share food!"
-Joey from Friends. Who else loved the serie?


PROJECTS ON WORK GOD FORBID (Jesus loves me! ¤desperate cries¤)

Right now, I'm in BAD Naruto writing session. So, you'll be seeing only Naruto fiction from this gal. BUT, I may do some other fics, like Weiss Kreuz in the near future... (well... near and near...)

9 months of living hell, Naruto
When Neji comes back injured from his mission, Tsunade founds something shocking. Neji's pregnant! How will Nejis companions deal with it? And how will NEJI get alive from it himself?
We'll see how this turns out... Right now, I'm trying to write it firstly in Finnish, THEN doing the translation... Oh, getting guys pregnant is hard...

Dirty Legends, Naruto (AU high school)
Hi. I'm Hyuuga Neji, and I had a quite normal life. I lived in a little town with my mom, and my dad. It was really great, and I liked going to school. I didn't get many friends though, and didn't really want them either. But everyone seriously looked up to me and adored me. I guess I kinda enjoyed it. Life was going really smoothly for me...
Yeah, that's until mom commited suicide on my piano. I don't really know why she did. Was she that unhappy? And that was just the beggining. My dad got cancer and he died. He didn't suffer though, he died while he slept. Well, the socialworkers couldn't possibly leave me the hell alone, and they passed me on to my uncle. He's my dads older twin brother. It's really weird how they look the same, but there isn't really anything else that's the same in them... I don't really know my uncle that well either. I have met him in the familyparties and stuff, but I've always hated those parties. I know my cousins in a way or another, I guess... Have to spent time with them, because there really wasn't anyone else quite my age at those parties...
So, I have to move to Konohaton... I know it's a real city, and it's quite scaring me. I'll be in a whole new High School and everything... Seems like the school will be a lot different from what I've used to. I wonder if anyone even cares if I'm there?
Yes, this is my main project right now, 'coz I get more reviews. It's going quite good, having block here and there... And yes, the summary is weird an whole different that in the real fic summary...

Not yet named fanfiction blahblah, Naruto (AU band)
Hyuuga Neji has had a dream for long. He will have a band of his own and be a great musician. But he has a shitty luck. Every band he gets gathered up, goes down the toilet and even Lee, his reliable bass player is wanting to quit. Nejis dream of following the foot prints of The Crimson Red Moon, the greatest band ever, seems to be crushed right in front of him. But everything seems to change when he meets a mysterious man in a bar...
A weird idea of Naruto chara starting a band... It's on freeze now though. Maybe I'll try to rewrite it sometime.

A wedding? I LOVE WEDDINGS! Drinks all around! (title most likely will change), Naruto (AU, but in the Naruto world)
Lee and Sakura are getting married and Neji has been given the honor to be Lee's best man! Haku is excited as hell, he has the honor to do the planning. But Neji isn't that excited... nobody told him he had to go through this much trouble! As if that wasn't enough, Itachi has placed a bet with a certain Uzumaki, that he can get Nejis heart melt, before Lee and Sakura say "I do". Will Itachi succeed? Will Neji get a burn out and warm up to Itachi? Will Sakura be a bride on the run? Will Haku get the wedding to be the most gloriest in Konohas history? Will Gais tears drown every single one character? Will Lee have to drink... SAKE? WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT! (or will we?)
Yeah, you heard me. This is still on a level of "maybe?". I haven't even decided if I want to write it in Finnish first... But if you want to say something about this idea, mail or PM me, okay:D

Nature SUCKS! Naruto (AU high school:D)
The faculty thought of it as a great idea. Beautiful nature of autumn colors, so let us get the students to enjoy that! That's right, Konoha High has a theme day of ORIENTEERING! So get yourselves ready folks, 'cause it will be a awesome ride with the buss to the middle of nowhere! Mark gathering and getting lost! Bears and poisonous mushrooms! Fresh autumn air exercising in the spirit of springtime youth for you all! What COULD go wrong? Tsunade should've thought that before she took Gais idea for real. Will the students get out of the backwoods? Will they gather up all the marks? Will they survive from man-eating bears? Will there be love born in the forrest? Will the faculty have to call the police for the missing TEACHERS too? "Nature... what's so great about it anyway..."
Oh dudes and dudettes, I have to do this someday:O Orienteering sucks and they're pure "we-need-our-carbonmonoxyde" citizens! I have some great ideas for this one, but I should go and decide some pairings... I guess this will be some kind of a "DL special at Thursday evening!" or something like that, I wouldn't have to do that much work on it in that way. :)

Crackilicious Akatsuki CRACK Naruto (crack Akatsuki :D)
As if it isn't enough of a hassle to be a bad guy and hunt down the jinchuuriki, the Akatsuki members don't really have so much time to stretch their legs and rest... because of the fact that there are some... interesting inviduals in there. Poor little Akatsuki members...
Because of my love to the freaks. The last drop was Kakuzu and Hidan, and my insane love for pairing them. (they're so married) And c-mon, the other members are crackilicious too! 8O


You can follow my life with a magnitude glass! ;D

...and admire my stinking drawings!

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by allPod reviews
Ever wonder what Allen was like going through puberty? Furthermore, who do you think gave him ‘the talk’? Teenager!Allen Parental!CrossAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
Kids These Days by allPod reviews
Oneshot of the earlier days between Allen and Cross. Parental!CrossAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Banned in Boston by eMu3 reviews
What those adult men do behind closed doors is their own business. As long as it’s consensual and they keep Bombay out of it, I don’t have a problem with it.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aya/Ran F., Farfarello
Perfect Smile by jacob reviews
A story about how one thing can quickly lead to another, and a discussion on the nature of smiles as relating to the practices of Bookmen. LaviAllen Slash Shounenai Yaoi... it's a queer love story, get it?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Not Like Mana by Evantis reviews
The one time Cross gives Allen the fatherly affection he craves. But even then, Cross can never be like Mana. [CrossAllen, ManaAllen]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
A Series of Falling Leaves by Annwyd reviews
Several brief ficlets based on the Naruto world, covering many different moods and ideas. Contains various pairings, indicated at the start of every chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006
Birthday Party by shizuke reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have to get dates in time for Sasuke's birthday party. Let the seduction of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji begin. SasuNaru ItaNeji, slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Neji The Womanizer by Yuxi reviews
NejiTen. First, he's supposed to find a girl to marry. According to everyone's flawed logic and paranoia, he's now a gay closet pervert with repressed feelings. Misunderstandings abound. People will be scarred...badly. It's lovely, being Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Love Is A Double Edged Sword by Touda reviews
Just a little story on how evil love is. RenjiByakuya, GinKira, slight IkkakuYumichika, Language,Oneshot,Oral,Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Drunken Harrassment by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Kira misses Gin and will attach onto anyone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Shunsui K., I. Kira - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reno's Addiction by YaoiFanLady 2 reviews
RENOxRUDE YAOI. Reno invites himself around to Rude's place because he's already downed all of his own alcohol and is hunting for something stronger. Reno's on the prowl...but will Rude be able to withstand his partner's charms?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Reno, Rude
Neji Over Angsts Some More by remuus reviews
So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/3/2006
Light and Dark by The Caged Bird reviews
[Shounen ai: NejiSasu] Why is it you always want what you just threw away? Why is it you reject the very thing that will bring you love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Twenty Truths About Ninja by Annwyd reviews
A collection of simple and not so simple facts about the characters and relationships of the Naruto world. CHAPTER ONE: Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Jiraiya
Consequences of Losing by nighinvisible reviews
Pretty typical, short fic for fun. Sasuke loses a bet to college buddy Naruto. Is forced to come to a gay bar. When Naruto deserts him, Neji helps out. SasuNeji. Lemon. Read and review, please!COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
red and grey by Taes reviews
Neji knows that Sasuke is being abused, but what will he do about it? AU NejiSasu, ItaSasu hints. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Good Night My Knight! by Anukis-san reviews
At the Uchiha Manor some weird things start to stir up when Itachi brings back a boy for Saskue's 17th birthday. Orochimaru is up to something and it's up to Sasuke and Naruto to stop him before it's too late. SasuNaru, please ignore the mistake, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,346 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scattered by Annwyd reviews
Gin scatters papers and psyches. [Light GinIzuru]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Seductive Sunset by Midnight-Sunset reviews
Birthday Fic for Chesiere Cat. Involves a cross dressing SasUKE, interested? ItaSasu and hints of GaaSasu, NejiTen, NaruSasu, NejiSasu, KakaKure, NaruHina, LeeSaku, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Listen to the Rain by Midnight-Sunset reviews
Sasuke doesn't turn up for training one day, so the others go look for him at his home. Once inside his house, they see what Sasuke goes through everyday. And what lock does that key go into? Where exactly has Sasuke gone? Pairings are reviewer's choice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Sandwiches by Annwyd reviews
Chouji and Shikamaru have an awkward early morning talk about love, sex, and food. TemaShika and InoChou, because the boys of Team 10 are whipped. Rated for mild swearing and discussion of sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by shalanar reviews
All's fair in love and war...or is it? Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto, Sasuke x Neji, Gaara x Neji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,605 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Cleverness of a Ninja by Annwyd reviews
Sakura has a rather sensitive question to ask Tsunade. Rated for plenty of innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Jealousy Over A Demon by chibi-uchiha reviews
After spending a night at the Hyuga estate, Naruto starts to pay more attention to Neji. In the meantime, a certain darkhared avenger is getting jealous! My first story so no flame please! YAOI NejiNaruSasu CHAPTER 7 REPOSTED DUE TO ERRORS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,266 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Holiday Special by eMu3 reviews
“Jesus Aya, it’s not gonna come off if we don’t pull it!” Ken snapped.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,573 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Youji K., Schuldig
To and From by Shieglr reviews
Plain humor. Are you having relationship problems? Maybe Aunty Itachi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 10/15/2004
Malarkies and Mayhem by eMu3 reviews
Schwarz, Weiss, Chibi Torture, brilliant disguises, Sims, gay ensembles, bleachy goodness, garish bows, a hamsterful intermission, pink scrunchies and a gay prom.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,798 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Nagi N., Schuldig - Complete
Bird in a Cage by Salieri reviews
After being brought back to Konoha, Sasuke feels the loneliness more than ever. When he meets Hyuga Neji, who is as lonely as him, what will happen? oneshot. Warning: lime, spoilers, yaoi. Pairing: NejiXSasuke! Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Creatures that Kiss in Cold Mirrors by IceShadow reviews
Little PWP with Rude and Reno. It's violent and Yaoi. You've been warned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/25/2003
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Dirty Legends reviews
AU In high school, you have to choose. You can concentrate to study, being nice and safe. But you can have everything, or lose it by letting your life go through the roller coaster ride. If you get it right, you can be a legend. YAOI. NejiSasu. CHP 19 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,547 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
9 months of living hell reviews
When Neji comes back injured from his mission, Tsunade founds something shocking. Neji's pregnant! How will Nejis companions deal with it? ¤Insane humor. Blame the sugardrunk. Vote for pairings!¤
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Sayonara reviews
One day is just a nother in life... but soon, Neji will find out that those days aren't so simple to live, as one of the Konoha ninja is dead. Oneshot. NejiSasu. Shounen ai!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
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