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Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Beyblade, and Cinderella.

Hi. Call me erm.

My sister is annoying talking animal. We cowrite sometimes. "Tower of Madness" is half hers, and partly mine is "The Many Themes of Fanfiction" on her account.

So... fanfiction. The first one I wrote was on "Deathcurse" (does anyone remember that site? I miss it. I loved the Zonkos section, and the slash section where people just wrote incest, twincest, and other types of bizarre pornography. Very little of it actually had same-sex partnerships. Talk about misuse).

It was in the romance section (love potions or something?) and it was called "The Triangle that Proved Fatal." Who WOULDN'T want to read that? It was about Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. Crabbe and Goyle were in love, and Malfoy loved Goyle. I don't think that's even a triangle. Anyway, it ended when they all blew each other up out of jealousy (post final battle. Yeah. "The Triangle that Proved Fatal" was so epic that it spanned all seven Hogwarts years and the final battle, though it was a mere six chapters or so).

Indeed, I still remember one part of it - the infamous secret meeting of the lovers in the Astronomy Tower. Crabbe and Goyle meet there to talk about what a jerk Malfoy is, and then Goyle accidentally trips and falls out of the window. The narration went something like this, "Not knowing any curses, Goyle simply said, 'Curse!'". Crabbe tries to save him but falls out himself. The Golden Trio find them in the mud on their way back from Hogsmeade, and their levitation charms are not strong enough to carry Malfoy's henchmen to the Hospital Wing.

It was a very popular story. No, really, everyone loved it.

Now several random statements that pretty much sum my entire life up:

1. My soul belongs to JK Rowling. She owns it until I'm dead, and possibly even afterwards.
2. Disney also owns my soul. Disney has owned my soul since I heard the first notes of "Circle of Life". So now Disney and JK Rowling have joint custody over my soul - usually Disney gets my soul on weekends and holidays and JK Rowling gets my soul the rest of the time, but it's actually a pretty flexible arrangement.
3. The only things I love more than JK Rowling and Disney are the fuzzies. Mostly I post this to explain my "fur belongs to animals" picture, but also because once in a while you might notice some animal rights subtext in my fics. You have to put yourself in your stories -- it just happens -- and that's a big part of myself, so... oops. But don't take offence everyone; I'm only saying that we need to be nicer to our furry and feathered cousins. Also the scaly ones. And the exoskeletony ones.

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Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Ananke by Eunike reviews
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Bow That Is Stable by BirdG reviews
Your children are not your children. A look at the next generation and their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Series of Pointless Oneshots by gothic goddess 14 reviews
Chapter nineteen: "Then the strangest thing happened, he looked at her, his eyes making contact with her purple orbs and his mouth twisted upwards into a huge grin." BBRae, RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,913 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2005
It's the Little Things by Tonko reviews
Usopp intervenes for Sanji against some unwanted stowaways.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sanji, Usopp
Chill by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
It takes a conversation with Usopp to help Nami shake the chill that has settled in her bones since a certain event at Thriller Bark... UsoNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Nami, Usopp - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Scars of Shannara: A Love Story by Poisonberries reviews
The Four Lands have settled into an uneasy peace, but the South is rising again. As the new world order tilts and spins, Wren and Triss struggle to hold thier alliances with Leah, and with each other. A story of love and duty, and the grey space between
Terry Brooks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011
Incest, Lol by annoying talking animal reviews
Kai/Max Post to his parents' separation, Max finds himself part of a new family, and his new step-sister is stalking him. One shot, just for fun, accompanies LOMG.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Max T./Max M., Kai H. - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by BirdG reviews
What is a nice girl like Asteria Greengrass doing with the likes of Draco Malfoy? Their relationship as seen by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Like, Oh My God! by annoying talking animal reviews
AU, High school fic. The four of them couldn't be any more different, they couldn't be part of more diverse crowds, but when forced to work together they realize that they couldn't have judged each other any less accurately. KaiMax, TyHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Chronicles of Denny by leadtakeout reviews
After Denny's parents were murdered, he and Johnny left for San Francisco to track down their killers. Learn what was really driving the plot behind The Room.
The Room, 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Room Itself by l.m.standing reviews
The film, The Room, has, in the words of one critic, an undercurrent of existential despair beneath its humor, which Johnny and Lisa explore in this dramatic retelling of The Room. It's a metaphor.
The Room, 2003 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The Lucky TShirt by BirdG reviews
She was glaring at him again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hippogriff Defense Committee by BirdG reviews
Ron still hoped that one visit to the library would be all that was needed; the last thing he wanted was to spend his entire weekend here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by BirdG reviews
After Ollivander's death, I had expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Emotional by KuraiArcoiris reviews
49 common emotions plus not-so-common one expressed or contemplated by the strawhats. All somehow related to Usopp; because it's his birthday, and our long-nose is special.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Usopp - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Flying with Albatrosses by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Five Things You Never Knew by BirdG reviews
Five things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters. NOTE: Not a Harry/Daphne pairing! Thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
A Game of Truth or Truth by BirdG reviews
While serving detention, Rose and Scorpius decide to put an old phial of Veritaserum to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Confessions of an All American Blonde by annoying talking animal reviews
It was just an ordinary day with the Bladebreakers when the author realized that no day with the bladebreakers is ordinary. Max spills all. No pairings, no OCs, just good old fashioned "comedy". BUT THERE'S MORE! What's this? An UPDATE? 3 years too late?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Max T./Max M.
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The awkward adventures of Pennywise the clown by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Join me as we watch Pennywise spread fear... well kinda
IT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009
The Last Part of the Prince's Tale by austenfan1990 reviews
Severus Snape is now dead and finds himself in a strange abyss where blinding whiteness prevails. Tormented by his failure to protect Harry even in death, Dumbledore attempts once more to bring closure to Snape's life. NOT slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Academic Pursuits by Rachel Indeed reviews
In pursuing knowledge, he often found himself pursuing her. A tale of decidedly mixed success. Snape, Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In the Winter Light by ManonLeChat reviews
My collection of Katara x Zuko drabbles, vignettes, and oneshots written for the Zutara100 community on LiveJournal. All genres. I strive to keep everyone in character. New drabble added, theme: Truth
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Eavesdropping by acegallifreya reviews
Suzee reads the minds of her crew mates at Cat's request and finds out a few things she wishes she hadn't. Livejournal community Rigelian Culture prompt fic-a-thon entry
Space Cases - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Things Lost In The Fire by Defying.Expectations reviews
Perhaps Dolores Umbridge didn't just take Moody's eye and stick it on her door because she wanted to spy on her employees. Perhaps Dolores Umbridge wasn't just wearing Salazar's locket because she relished the feeling of power the Horcrux gave her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Alastor M., Dolores U. - Complete
Eight in the Morning by Lady Altair reviews
The first fifteen minutes of a not-quite-ordinary morning in the Auror's Department for Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Really, what were ex-girlfriends and ex-Slytherins with itchy wand hands when there were monster children and pregnant wives at home?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Potions by Rachel Indeed reviews
Ever since fifth year, the dynamics of Potions class have grown increasingly complex. Snape, Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And all was well by Dreamstallion33 reviews
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Merryship 50 by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Fifty sentences of piratical polyamory. [Merryship and other intercrew pairings]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Men Are Stupid by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Nami, who sails the seas with some of the dumbest boys in existence, really needs a fellow female to share her troubles with. But with no other girls on the crew, who can she turn to?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
The Lies That Bind by Guardian1 reviews
Fifty onesentence challenges. Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows: Nami x Usopp.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Five's Bad Company by Guardian1 reviews
It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
A Dangerous Combination by misplaced-innocence1 reviews
Hilary has the perfect life with the perfect guy and she couldn't ask for anything else until a certain loud mouthed boy from her past changes her out look on her own life.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K.
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Just a Tad Obvious by annoying talking animal reviews
What do you get when you add a BBxRae pairing, Terra, three oblivious titans, an insane author, and a bit of sugar, then mix it all together? Read on to find out.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Cupboard Love by xXIceNickyXx reviews
Me and Kat097 have banded together on this one. The Titans have gotten REALLY fed up with Raven and Beast Boys bickering so they find a solution - Lock them in a cupboard for 24 hours. RavenBeastBoy. Completed!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
Some Days You Feel Like A Nut, Some Days You Don’t by Rashaka reviews
Sakura goes on her first date, and endures a long overdue conversation. [principal characters: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto] Spoilers for early episodes only.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2004
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Secret Keeper reviews
Dumbledore suggests Severus Snape as Secret Keeper for the Potters, which is awkward all around. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: the Tower of Madness reviews
A fellowship of NINE goes to Mordor to dispose of an evil ring. Except Aragorn is throwing things again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Romeo and Juliet, er, Malfoy and Ginny reviews
"This movie isn't about pus, and it certainly isn't about a tragic romance between Malfoy and Ginny!" Harry said boldly. If only they'd listened to him... This story takes place in a strange intersection between movie-verse and book-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Stepsisters reviews
Post-Cindy's happily ever after, the Tremaines live in a cottage in a small village somewhere, and Drizella is concerned about Anastasia's preoccupation with the baker's son. Oneshot for now.
Cinderella - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
If I Only Had a Brain reviews
Teen Titans to the idea of the Wizard of Oz. Robin is thrown out of his world into a strange place. He just wants to go home.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Robin, Slade - Complete
That Time Tyson Married an Alien, or, Yams Indeed reviews
Mr. Dickinson has a premonition of horrible things to come: an alien invasion, and subsequent devastation. What can the bladebreakers do to stop it? Aliens and lots of TyHil, so it's a crack!fic with a heart of gold? Shrug?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Talons A Plenty AKA The Stains of a Flowered Apron reviews
After Malfoy drugs him, Harry unwittingly discovers a very important clue to a strange mystery that will permanently raise Ron and Hermione's eyebrows. Warning: OOCness, intended for comic effect. You be the judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete