Les Lapins Mauvais
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Joined 12-22-04, id: 725570, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 22 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Horatio Hornblower, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi everyone! Hey, I'm finally adding to what I took about 2 seconds to write when I first registered. My pen name means 'The evil bunnies' in French, in case anyone was wondering. I always talk as if there's someone listening. Slash rocks my world. My favourite fandoms are Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, and Horatio Hornblower. I don't really like angst, unless it's based on something canon. It's just so depressing to make unnecessary bad stuff happen. I am also utterly incapable of writing anything but sappy fluff. I like Shakespeare (I quote him in practically everything I write), The Beatles, Monty Python and British television in general, and arrogant, wealthy, sarcastic blondes (such as Lord Edrington and Draco Malfoy). I hope you enjoy my stories! --LLM =)

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Short Days Ago by AlexandraLeaving reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione THREESOME. What was it like, winter in wartime? Angst. Sex. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Hearts by Xanthe2 reviews
The Doctor dances - only this time he dances with someone else...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005 - 9th Doctor, Jack H.
Captain Jack's Seduction by Xanthe2 reviews
Captain Jack is feeling horny and has a seduction planned. And usually the pleasure is all his. Usually.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
Meeting by Izzy reviews
During the first book, Mr. Marshall gets an explanation out of Mr. Dillon. Slashy.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Alternate Endings To Retribution by Random Dent reviews
A few ideas as to how they could have ended 'Retribution' better. Almost entirely non-slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2002
Just Call Me Virginia by Random Dent reviews
*Slash* Remedying the lack of drag in Hornblower stories - our favourite officers meet a mysterious stranger at a party.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2002
Wellard and the Wardroom by Random Dent reviews
*Slash* Horatio has a plan...
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2002
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Forgetfulness reviews
Ever do something and forget you did it? All the time. Horatio does some rather embarassing things when drunk. Slash, Horchie.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Just what it sounds like. Groves loves Gillette loves Norrington loves Elizabeth loves Will loves Groves. Actually I lied about the last one, and the first is only implied, but the rest is true.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005
Is There Any Tea on This Spaceship? reviews
Funny fluffy FordArthur slash. Potentially disturbing. You may never look at a cup of tea the same way again. You have been warned.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005
Magnetism reviews
FordArthur drabble set during Mostly Hormless. Kind of spoilery, but honestly, how many spoilers can you fit into 100 words?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005
No Peace For the Wicked reviews
Sparrington drabble. Jack won't leave Norrington in peace. Not uber angsty.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
On the Cliff Top reviews
Right before they jump off the cliff in Retribution, Archie is a bit distracted by Horatio's accidental provocativeness. Rated for semiexplicit thoughts about sex.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2005
Love, the Universe, and Tomato Sauce reviews
Arthur didn't care what Walt Disney said, spaghetti was not a romantic food. Slash FordArthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
Harry Potter Saves the Day Again reviews
What the title says. Silly slash, HarryRonDraco, SeamusDean, SnapeLucius, Voldemort? Read and find out who Voldy is with. Now finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Gilderoy L., Draco M.
How Will Turner Killed His Wife reviews
Navy peeps from the Hornblower series go visit Bush's uncle, Will Turner. Crossover duh. Sparrington, Horchie, Stylesews. Read it or Will will kill you too!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005
Opposites reviews
Fluffy Harry Draco drabble. Is there anyone else out there who thinks Parseltongue is really sexy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Duel Drabbles reviews
A couple drabbles based on The Even Chance (The Duel). Not necessarily slashy, but open to interpretation. Shakespeare quoting.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2005
Towel Troubles reviews
Isn’t alliteration a wonderful thing? I like it. Anyway, this is Ford Arthur slash. With a towel. Kinky. Kinda, not really.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005
Wellard's Silver Hammer reviews
What happens when I watch Retribution and listen to Abbey Road in quick succession. Wellard gets his revenge!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/2/2005
Silly Seamus, Poufy Snow reviews
It’s snowing at Hogwarts, and Seamus is being silly, as usual. Professor McGonagall is not amused. SeamusDean slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2005
My Feet Are Cold reviews
After walking home in the snow, Horatio is cold. Archie helps him warm up. Mild slash, HHAK.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Nail Polish and Quiddich reviews
Just what the title says. SLASH! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Fluff and cuteness. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Unfathomable reviews
Ford tries to explain something, and Arthur is more than usually quick on the uptake. FordArthur slash, set during ‘Life, the Universe, and Everything’.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2005
A Hypothetical Situation reviews
Archie and Horatio indulge in some happy fluff after they return to prison. Mild slash, HHAK, and much cuteness.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2005
Christmas at Hogwarts reviews
Just what the title says. Extreme fluff. Slash. HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Christmas Crisis reviews
Slash! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Minor Christmas crisis, much fluffy cuteness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Morning Sketch reviews
Just a little DeanSeamus cuteness. Mild slash. It isn't often that Dean is awake before Seamus...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004
A Night at the Pub reviews
Ford and Arthur wake up together and have to figure out what happened. Mild, funny slash, FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2004