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Joined 11-01-15, id: 7257299, Profile Updated: 07-31-21
Author has written 49 stories for Bleach, Fire Emblem, Princess Resurrection/怪物王女, Super Smash Brothers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Mario, Splatoon, Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and One Piece.

Update 7/31/2021

Minor update.


Hello all,

This isn't my first go at this site; I once had an account back in 2009 or so, when I was only 15. I was once named MetaMario, I believe, and I had two works:
-one was a lemon I deleted that out of embarrassment.
-the other was a One Piece / Dragon Ball crossover...that was I ashamed of. Also now deleted.

But I've always had many fanfic ideas since then, ranging from what ifs, romance stories...so now I've decided to give Fanfiction another shot. Expect more and more stories from me as time goes on, so if you like my current stuff...great! If not, no worries. I only wish to improve myself.

I love anime, manga (One Piece, Dragon Ball, Sgt. Frog, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Resurrection, Lucky Star, Haruhi, Bakuman, Azumanga Daioh, Soul Eater...well a whole bunch really.) and video games (Mario, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Yakuza, etc.)

I also have accounts on Youtube, Twitter, Discord (all MetaDash) and Twitch (metadasher), so you may have seen me around.

So hopefully I can write what I enjoy, and everyone reading can enjoy as well. if someone sees my work uncredited somewhere else, please let me know. Also, I try to reply to all reviews when I upload a new chapter of my stories!

Real life will come first if it needs to be, but I try to make time for Fanfiction. For story cover images, I will only use either official art or edits of my own creation, never someone's fanart.

I have an Account of Our Own (or Ao3 account) with the same penname! Stories will be uploaded here first, but any smut (if I ever write it) will only go there. Don't want to risk the wrath of the mods.

Finally, I do not take requests. It's not to be mean, I just have little time as is for fanfiction and I feel someone requesting also affects the amount of creative control I'm used to.


Current Projects/Statuses:

-Fools Rush In [One Piece] - Newly started. I intend for this one to be a really big one that will continue on long after NSWA is done. But as One Piece the manga is already a VERY long series, a degree of wait-and-see might affect the trajectory of the story. Atm I have no idea how long it will truly be, but it requires a careful, steady approach. (Began 2020)

-NSWA [Bleach] - Over 50% of the saga is complete. I cannot ballpark how much is left, but I have imagined the same ending for years, and it is an ending I very wish to fulfill. It will likely be the longest fanfic I have ever written. (Began 2015)

-Operation Lovefall [Sgt. Frog] - Starting to build its overall narrative but it has a ways to go. It's a slower, less action-filled series but the multiple POVs allow for juggling of romantic paths. I do have the trajectory of where I want it all to go. (Began 2018)

-A Life Returned [Fire Emblem] - Newly started. It will revolve around a small cast of characters, but in a land never before detailed in the series. I don't plan for it to be too long, but I am interested to see where it goes. (Began 2020)


I have realized in these past few months I do not currently have the capacity to write a longer, story-driven piece for so long. This won't affect NSWA or Operation Lovefall (one being in the running for four years and the other not planned to be *too* long), but at the moment I remain unsure how to progress on Fools Rush In.

Part of me would rather wait until the manga ends proper, but I also think that's a bit too long for those genuinely interested in the prompt. Another chapter is in the pipeline, but I don't know when it'll be released.

August's plans are a one-shot and a new chapter of NSWA.


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Total Drama Shitshow by Clodd Howard reviews
I think Chris has really gone off the deep end this time
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,316 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2020 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Mage and the Cleric by DarkAdvent reviews
Following the Thracian Liberation War, Salem would be living a quiet and peaceful life in Millefeuille... If only a certain young cleric hadn't insisted on living with him. Salem X Tina story. Thracia 776 fanfiction.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Complete
Gay Emblem - Story of the Scared Stones by YayaSamuko reviews
As the war broke out, king Fado has decided to hire a tacticians to help Eirika on her mission. Unfortunately for the young Mark, everyone in the army he is going to command is only composed of gay crazy and psychopathic people. [Inspired by 'Plight of the Lycian Army' by MetaDash, rated T for language and lot of gayness] (ON HIATUS/WAITING TL BE REVISED)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Tactician/Mark
Old Man Chrom (OBSOLETE) by Velosaurus reviews
Nobody knows what happened the day the Shepherds fell. All anyone knows is that they were all killed and Grima won. What happened to Chrom is the biggest mystery of all. For 30 years no one has heard hide nor hair of him, and in his place is an old man that must embark on a trip across the continent to preserve what little he still has. Get ready for the ride of your life, Chrom.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 413,268 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Chrom, Caeldori, Ophelia, Soleil
The Twice and Future Princess by Velosaurus reviews
Lucina did everything she ever did so that her younger self could live a life of peace. A better life than she could have lived herself. With Grima defeated, little Lucina can finally grow up safe and happy. In all that time however, her older self never asked a simple question. If Lucina lived an entirely different life, wouldn't she be an entirely different person?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Cynthia
When Tactics Collide by Koriember reviews
When three armies- Nohrian, Hoshidan, and Ylissean- and their respective personalities join forces, chaos ensues. This story is currently being rewritten. Current progress: Chapter 45
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 295,776 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Avatar/Corrin] Lucina, Azura
Dragonball Legends by Veema reviews
What if EVERYTHING that happened in DB/Z/GT was a vision of Bardock's? By trying to sustain the world he remembers, Bardock drastically changes Goku's world. His best of friends have become their most dangerous foes, and some villains are more powerful than ever. Bitter rivalries are forged for not only physical strength but for power over the Saiyan Empire. It's a brave new world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 974,806 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Bardock
Fire Emblem Warriors: X-Supports by ScribeyeSteak reviews
Some spicy supports based on the interactions of Fire Emblem Warriors. Featured Pairings - Ryoma x Anna, Xander x Lyn, Chrom x Camilla, Darios x Yelena, Niles x Ceada, Robin x Corrin, and more listed inside.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,968 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - [Chrom, Azura] [Olivia, Xander]
Comfort from Unexpected Places by DeirdreofChalphy reviews
When Oboro saw the love of her life confess his love to another woman, and a Nohrian of all people, she was heartbroken. Her constant failures to cope with her heart breaking led to her locking herself in her room, away from everyone else in the army. Fortunately for her, though, she gets comfort from the last person she was expecting. (Crossposted from AO3)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Oboro, Camilla - Complete
My Sister Leni by Gumball2 reviews
Leni isn't quite like her other sisters. Lori always wonders what's going through her little sister's head whenever she stares at her so intently or smile uncontrollably at the most sudden moments. Lori loves her sister, no doubt about it, but there are times where Leni can be so confusing. (Completed)
Loud House - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,290 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Leni L., Lori L. - Complete
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 6,728 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - unknown 1
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Daily Life With Monster Daughters by The Immortal Doctor Reid reviews
Let's take a look into to the future of the Kurusu Clan and find out the joys and hardships of raising seven very unique daughters from seven very different mothers! They'll laugh, they'll cry, they'll end up with severe bone fractures! (Well, mostly just Kurusu...) So come inside and get some tips on parenting from Japan's very own Father of Seven and Husband of Seven!
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Kimihito, Centorea, Miia, Rachnera]
Northern Fortress Training Video by P.T. Piranha reviews
AKA "Jakob teaches Felicia how to do her job". Takes place before the game, may contain small divergences. May also contain small personality spoilers. Based on a certain cartoon about learning how to work at an undersea restaurant...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Jakob, Flora
A Twist Of Fate by JL Davenport reviews
Mikoto is a gifted prophet, able to foresee even her own death. This time however, she instead catches a glimpse of a possible future, of her son and the destiny that awaits him. In light of this, Corrin must now begin a new training, to become a man who can bring peace, one able to unite all under his banner and change the fate itself. Corrin/All Females (Latest Lesson: Felicia)
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Hinoka, Camilla
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
Piccolo's Choice by saucemonkey reviews
Death and destruction is promised in this grim retelling of Dragon Ball Z. King Piccolo's vile soul has corrupted his son, and with singular purpose Piccolo grows more and more bitter after each passing day. How will things change with evil gripping Piccolo's heart?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 268,419 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Goku, Gohan, Piccolo
Hey Father Which One's Mother? by KageYami reviews
When Lucina introduced herself, she revealed another strange fact to her father. Not only she doesn't know who her mother is but she also has eleven younger siblings. "T-Twelve kids?"
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chrom, Lucina
Buyer's Remorse by Dracoqueen22 reviews
AU/AR. For all Ichigo can't remember, this is something that he'll never forget. NO pairings. Read the warnings: Non-explicit noncon, possible slash, het, or femslash, alcohol use, nonconsensual drug use.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,597 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15919 - Favs: 10,536 - Follows: 8,046 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7314 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Operation Lovefall reviews
If there's one thing Giroro and Momoka have in common, it's a love realized, and with members of the same family at that. The two decide to join forces to win the hearts of Natsumi and Fuyuki Hinata. A impulsive corporal and an impulsive heiress, this can only go so well...or will it...? They're not the only ones out for that special one...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,985 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Fuyuki H., Giroro, Momoka N., Natsumi H.
A Life Returned reviews
For hundreds of years the land of Hatari was unknown to the rest of Tellius, believing themselves to be the only survivors of the Great Flood. But one tragic incident causes their first visitor to arrive...a heron named Rafiel. Queen Nailah is intrigued by this mysterious figure...what will she learn about him and vice-versa? Spoilers for FE10. Retool/rewrite of The Land of Hatari.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Volug, Nailah, Rafiel
Azumanga Gaming! reviews
One study trip to Chiyo-chan's house reveals that the prodigy has a small - and potentially promising - experience with vidya, so Tomo and the others take it upon themselves to show her the highs and lows of all kinds of games! Enjoy the gamer fun, rage, no-scoping, and more with the whole gang. One game per chapter.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,343 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M., Sakaki, Tomo T. - Complete
NSWA reviews
4 years had passed since the end of the War of the Worlds, and it seemed Soul Society was on the path to a new era. The New Shinigami Woman's Association stands stronger than ever, although relationship problems, scars from the war, clan politics, and more threaten their well-being. But at least the girls have President Yachiru Kusajishi on their side. Various pairings. AU, sequel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 577,583 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K.
Two Sides of the Same Aegis reviews
The latest addition to Smash Bros., brings two fighters in one: Pyra and Mythra, the two versions of the mighty Aegis. Both have differing temperaments, but both are new, and just need a little time to get used to it all. What friends (or not) will they make? One-shot. Some references to Xenoblade Chronicles 2 but nothing huge or spoilery. [waiting for their own FF tags]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6 - Kirby, Shulk - Complete
The Social Gathering With Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Haruhi, Kyon, and the other S.O.S Brigade members prepare to attend a party at Tsuruya's home. It's not the usual club event so what surprises does Haruhi have in store? Or rather, what surprises will Kyon stumble on? Follow-up to The Procrastination of Haruhi Suzumiya but reading it is not required to enjoy this fic. Haruhi/Kyon. One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16 - Haruhi S., Kyon, Tsuruya, Kyon's Sister - Complete
One-Winged Angel reviews
Sephiroth has arrived to Smash Bros, spreading fear and anxiety into the hearts of many, especially Cloud Strife. And while Sephiroth's heart is as black as his own wing...he could learn a thing or two from these strange characters. One-shot. Same continuity as World of No Light, Homecoming, There's More!, and Min's Craft. Slight allusions to FF7 but no huge spoilers.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Fools Rush In reviews
The Davy Back Fight ends on a different note...AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 1/20/2020 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, Foxy
Min's Craft reviews
Min-Min is the newest Smash Bros fighter, and she spends her first day in the Smash manor getting used to things. But one thing needs to be settled in its darkest corners, and will this lead her to the next fighter...? Yeah it will, it's Steve from Minecraft. One-shot. Companion piece to There's More!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Captain Falcon, Kirby, Min Min, Steve - Complete
Pen Island reviews
As it turns out, Bernadetta and Nina have a shared interest in writing stories, despite being night and day. One thing leads to another, and it leads to them collaborating...just not in the way both were thinking. One-shot. References plot elements from FE14 and FE16 but nothing major. Crack. This one's for you, FE Twitter.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2020 - Nina, Bernadetta - Complete
The Land of Hatari reviews
[Post RD] At Nailah's invitation, the kings and queens of Tellius send their vassals to begin relations with Hatari, with Reyson, Leanne, and the Greil Mercenaries to accompany them. Once a land isolated from its neighbors from the harsh desert, it faces its first true visitors. What secrets and trials lie ahead? [Discontinued, see author's note in chapter 15. Will be revamped.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,287 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Volug, Nailah, Rafiel - Complete
Havoc at Garreg Mach reviews
A series of warnings and notices issued by Seteth as people at the monastery continue to bend the rules and generate bedlam. FE16, Silver Snow route *mostly*, but has spoilers for the ENTIRE game, only warning. Inspired by Mistress Nika's "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies" and a spiritual successor to my other fic, "The Plight of the Lycian Alliance Army". Total crack. AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard, Seteth, Rhea/Seiros - Complete
The Wahvorka reviews
The story of how Waluigi, yes that Waluigi, became a irresistable casanova for the various ladies of the Mario world and beyond. He wanted me to tell you that, NO, he is NOT making this up. Slight spoilers for Mario Odyssey. [This fic has been discontinued but I am reposting it for archival purposes. Someone reached out to me about it.]
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Luigi, Daisy, Waluigi - Complete
There's More! reviews
The rest of the fighter's pass has been revealed - Terry Bogard but surprisingly enough, both variants of Byleth Eisner, a quiet mercernary-turned professor of Fodlan. The trio meet and become friends but another Smash-related surprise is on the horizon. One-shot. Slight spoilers for Fire Emblem Three Houses. Follow up to Homecoming. (no byleth tag atm)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Terry B.
Them
Yachiru reflects on the people she lost. Might be a tad confused if you're up to date with NSWA but it's not impossible if you're a little behind. One-shot, SWA/NSWA universe. Something quick for the New Year.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Complete
Daily Life with a Monster Princess reviews
Watch as how our Darling-kun fares in a reality where he has the life of Hiro Hiyorimi; tangled up with a bunch of eccentric monster girls, and also the Blood Warrior of the second Monster Princess, Hime. PR/MM crossover, AU. No major spoilers for either but a cursory knowledge of both series is recommended. One-shot.
Crossover - Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Hime/Lililanne, Flandre, Kimihito - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Stuck in an adventureless rut, the bear and bird are given their chance to be with Nintendo's finest, reuniting with old friends and the faces they feel at home with. One-shot. Companion piece to Everyone Is Here and World of No Light.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2019 - Diddy Kong, Master Hand, Duck Hunt Duo - Complete
Hores to Heroes reviews
Having just summoned Loki, the summoner places her in a team of Aversa, Camilla, and Ishtar - the Femme Fatales. Albeit a rocky start, the team manages to get closer and achieves success despite everyone's expectations. Unlikely friendships form but does the summoner have secret motives? One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Ishtar, Aversa, Camilla, Summoner/Kiran - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
The Kurosaki family has always been a happy one during the holidays, but when the death of Masaki Kurosaki takes their Christmas joy away, it takes the family on the other side - literally, in Soul Society - to bring that Christmas magic back. One-shot. Takes place within the SWA/NSWA universe but reading either is not required.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Ichigo K., Isshin K., Karin K., Yuzu K. - Complete
My Friend, Osaka reviews
10 years after the events of the series, all of the girls had moved on to future goals - barring Osaka, whose life seems to have reached a dead end. But when Chiyo returns to town for the holidays, the two have the chance to rekindle their friendship and look forward to a brighter day. Chiyo/Osaka friendship. Not explicitly set in the same continuity of Azumanga Gaming!. One-shot.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M. - Complete
World of No Light reviews
The remaining newcomers have been invited, and Chrom - the one excluded from the competition last time - is one of them. As he chats with the new faces, something ominous is on the horizon. Something no Smasher will be able to escape. Sequel to Everyone is Here, one-shot. Only a month or so before the game comes out!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Kirby, Chrom, Isabelle - Complete
Anna's Bizarre Adventure reviews
Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 364,413 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Anna, Shura, Izana, Mozume - Complete
Everyone is Here! reviews
A new Super Smash Bros tournament is underway, and to her delight, Daisy is finally in! But she's not alone; some new faces and veterans gone but not forgotten also show up to this grand display of fighters. One-shot. Set in the same continuity as Just a Side Character, The Final DLC, The Wahvorka, and He's Our Boy. Praise Sakurai.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Pokémon Trainer, Wolf, Daisy, Ridley
Trust reviews
It's something one earns, not something one gets. Gin/Rangiku, one-shot, pre-NSWA.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2018 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Order of Business reviews
Soren calls the company together to discuss a few matters. Now if only some of them can stop getting off-topic and pay attention...post Radiant Dawn, spoilers for FE10. Mentioned Mia/Rhys, Boyd/Mist, and Ike/Soren. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Ike, Titania, Shinon, Soren
Yankee Swap reviews
Yachiru decides to spread Christmas cheer and has her club get gifts for each other! What laughs, chaos, and more await them and you, dear reader? One-shot, takes place before NSWA but reading it is not required. (title is just for flair, we're not playing Office rules over here !)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
To try to cheer Chrom up from the memories of Emmeryn's death, Robin and Lissa come with the plan with deliver gifts to spread the cheer of Saint Nick! And Tharja ends up tagging along, but not in the way you think. One-shot, inspired by the recent Heroes banner. Chrom Tharja friendship.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, Tharja - Complete
Monster-In-Law reviews
Kimihito Kurusu has tangled with the eccentric parents of his housemates before, but now the shoe is on the other foot, as his OWN parents are going to visit! Between the preparations, their arrival, and what the girls are thinking...it might just be even more of a chaotic day for our Darling-kun. One-shot, references events up and through the 12th volume of the manga. (two OCs)
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera, OC
Pearlie-hime and Marinda reviews
Unlike their predecessor the Squid Sisters, Off the Hook isn't a double Inkling act. In fact, Marina is an Octoling, and each day she frets over that. What would her fans, and more importantly, her best friend think of they knew? The answer might surprise you (or not). Splatoon 2, one shot. No spoilers for hero mode. Stay fresh, kids and squids.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Pearl, Marina - Complete
He's Our Boy reviews
Roy, now the King of Lycia, has decided to return to Smash Bros., this time with his own children! Watch as he reunites with those old and meets those new. A follow-up to both The Plight of the Lycian Alliance Army and The Final DLC. One-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Pit, Kirby, Marth, Roy - Complete
You're My 1-Up Boy reviews
In his latest quest to save Princess Peach, Mario's travels take him to New Donk City, where he is reunited with a long lost friend and love. As they reflect on their lives, the feelings that were once there come back. One shot, one-sided Mario/Pauline. References a lot of Mario games, old and new.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Mario, Peach, Bowser, Pauline - Complete
Chicken
Marcia has to face the consequences of her desertion, but her brother gives her the idea to bluff and say she fell victim to Deputy Commander Tanith's charms. Unfortunately for her, Tanith is no fool. How far is she willing to take the bluff just to save her hide? Marcia/Tanith. Spoilers for FE9. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Ike, Marcia, Makalov, Tanith - Complete
Apples & Oranges - (Almost) Literally reviews
The NSWA usually sees eye to eye on most things, but a rather innocent disagreement between Yachiru and Orihime on which juice is better - apple or orange - forces everyone else to interject their opinion. (Some members just want to stay out). Short one-shot, written for silveruzu44. Based on a reference in NSWA but reading it is not required.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Orihime I., Nanao I., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
The Cleric and The Merc reviews
Little Genny is quiet, but she harbors a big secret - her attraction to older men. And lucky her, Saber fits that category perfectly. Written for someone on Discord. FE15/2, one-shot. Mother Mila, forgive me. (no lemon, don't worry). one-sided Genny/Saber. A hint of Mae/Boey too.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Celica, Saber, Jenny, Boey - Complete
Pleased to Serve You? reviews
The New Shinigami Woman's Association hosts a maid cafe, complete with sweet foods and sweet sights. But when you have cheeky customers and improper servers, things are bound to get a little haywire. Crack-ish. One-shot. Takes place before NSWA but reading it is not required.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Nanao I., Yachiru K., Nemu K., Hiyori S. - Complete
Blue & Purple reviews
Unfortunately for him, Chrom has caught the attention of Princess Camilla, known for her overstepping of boundaries. It will take all of his willpower and strength to stay true, but maybe she just wants a humble chat? Inspired by robotortoise's fanfic "DARK AXE: A Hector X Tharja Romance". FE Heroes, one-shot, crack.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Chrom, Lucina, Frederick, Camilla
Mother Knows Best reviews
Once upon a time Say'ri's greatest enemy was Walhart, Grima, and even her brother, but now she faces a different challenge, with Tiki as the stakes. Can Chrom and Robin make the meeting with her mother - Naga - even slightly successful? ...probably not. Same canon as Anna's Bizarre Adventure. FE13, crack, one-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Tiki, Chrom, Say’ri, Naga
Switching the Heroes into Warriors reviews
A prince and princess need the help of Fire Emblem (H)eroes to defeat their enemy! Luckily Anna is here to help, but they have underestimated her, the fans, the heroes, and the whole process. FE Heroes, total crack, one-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Anna - Complete
The Inner Machinations Are An Enigma reviews
Yachiru is invited to give a presentation at the academy, but she takes it a step further by bringing her club members and launching into an...interesting show about the Shinigami Women's Association. References events from SWA but reading it is not required. Crack, you have been warned. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Nanao I., R. Matsumoto, Yachiru K., Nemu K.
Just a Side Character reviews
Mario and the gang have enjoyed tons of parties, tennis matches, golf games, and more, but when it comes to Smash, there's always one that gets left out of the fun, when she really wants to experience it with them. Things only get worse when Rosalina is chosen for the fourth bout instead of her. One-shot, references a myriad of games. Daisy-centric. Retooled idea from my files.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Rosalina - Complete
Generational Gap reviews
In which the 2nd gen units of Fire Emblem Fates exist, but in different circumstances in alternate realities. A small-scope series, focusing on each child. Alternates between male and female Corrin. FE14, AU, potential spoilers for all three paths. Each chapter is intended to be taken individually.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,018 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
The Purple Knight reviews
Many know who Marcus is. The paladin that runs around and one-shots anything in your lord's path. The man who served Elbert, Eliwood, and Roy, through good times and bad. The legend that climbs to the tops of tier lists. A short story focusing on moments in Marcus's life, from pre-FE7 to the end of FE6. Spoilers for both Elibe games. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
Power Bottoms reviews
One pondering question from Patricia sparks a debate about the nature of Konata and Kagami's relationship, and adding in more people to settle the issue only serves to complicate it further. And applying anime terminology doesn't help in the slightest. Mentioned Konata/Kagami, crack-ish, one-shot.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Yutaka K., Minami I., Patricia M., Hiyori T. - Complete
SWA reviews
Post-SS arc. Yachiru Kusajishi, the Vice-Captain of the 11th Division, loves her club, the Shinigami Woman's Association, more than anything. All it took was one stabbing to set in motion a series of events that would expand and change the group. After all, isn't it a president's job to watch over her members? Various pairings. Starts close to main story but diverges, now full AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 402,717 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
Guard Duty reviews
Takes place around chapter 19 or so. Seth offers to run patrol in Castle Rausten while the group rests for the night, but what usually is a simple task for him turns pretty unpredictable pretty quickly. Mild Eirika/Seth. Some other pairings abound. One-shot. FE8, possible spoilers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Seth - Complete
The Plight of the Lycia Alliance Army reviews
Eliwood had tasked his faithful servant Merlinus to guide and watch over his son and his army, but little did he know, he would end up being the only sane one there. A series of warnings and comments to each member of the group after every battle. FE6, spoilers for both Elibe games. Inspired by Mistress Nika's Bleach fanfic "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies". Total crack.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Merlinus - Complete
The Procrastination of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Needing to finish a project for school, Haruhi comes over to Kyon's house to make sure they finish. Of course nothing is so easy, and distractions and tangents make it difficult. Some Haruhi/Kyon if you squint real hard. One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Haruhi S., Kyon, Kyon's Sister - Complete
The Final DLC reviews
After the final Smash broadcast, the original 12 Smashers are tasked by Master Hand to break the news to...each applicant. With varying results. One-shot. Just something I whipped up to celebrate/acknowledge the end of it all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Complete
The Ultimate Servant reviews
A car accident forces the Monster Princess to use her blood to revive someone, but instead of one Hiro Hiyorimi, it's...his sister. Who had been hired as the live-in maid. How bad it could be? One-shot, what-if scenario.
Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Hime/Lililanne, Sawawa H. - Complete