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Joined 11-01-15, id: 7257299, Profile Updated: 04-14-18
Author has written 34 stories for Bleach, Fire Emblem, Princess Resurrection/怪物王女, Super Smash Brothers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Mario, Splatoon, Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常, and Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹.

Hello all,

This isn't my first go at this site; I once had an account back in 2009 or so, when I was only 15. I was once named MetaMario, I believe, and I had two works:
-one was a lemon I deleted that out of embarrassment.
-the other was a One Piece / Dragon Ball crossover...that was I ashamed of. Also now deleted.

But I've always had many fanfic ideas since then, ranging from what ifs, romance now I've decided to give Fanfiction another shot. Expect more and more stories from me as time goes on, so if you like my current stuff...great! If not, no worries. I only wish to improve myself.

I love anime, manga, and video games.

For the former two categories, I like One Piece, Dragon Ball, Sgt. Frog, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Resurrection, Lucky Star, Haruhi, Bakuman, Azumanga Daioh, Soul Eater...well a whole bunch really.

As for the latter, I ADORE Nintendo and their IPs, but I like non-Nintendo stuff too.

I also have accounts on Youtube, Twitter, Discord, Tumblr (all MetaDash) and Twitch (metaontwitch), so you may have seen me around.

So hopefully I can write what I enjoy, and everyone reading can enjoy as well. if someone sees my work uncredited somewhere else, please let me know. Also, I try to reply to all reviews when I upload a new chapter of my stories!

I have no fixed update schedule, due to being a college student and having real life priorities. Real life always comes first, but I always try to make time to work on Fanfiction. Can't stop the creative juices, hmm?

I have an Account of Our Own (or Ao3 account) with the same penname! Stories will be uploaded here first, but any smut (if I ever write it) will only go there. Don't want to risk the wrath of the mods.

Currently running works are:

-Anna's Bizarre Adventure
-Azumanga Gaming!
-Operation Lovefall
-Pick My Edits: Pepsi Max Edition
-The Wahvorka

No requests will be taken at this time, sorry!

UPDATE 4/14/2018:

I have decided to take a hiatus from fanfiction so that I may focus and finish my last semester of college. There's more assignments than I had realized, and in the stress of completing them, I don't want to start degrading the quality of my work.

So, for the rest of April and May, I will recharge my fanfiction batteries. I cannot express my gratitude enough to all of my readers, you guys make it all worth it. When things are on their regular course again, I will let you all know via another update.

I'll see you all around!

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Old Man Chrom by Velosaurus reviews
Nobody knows what happened the day the Shepherds fell. All anyone knows is that they were all killed and Grima won. What happened to Chrom is the biggest mystery of all. For 30 years no has heard hide nor hair of him, and in his place is an old man that must embark on a trip across the continent to preserve what little he still has. Get ready for the ride of your life, Chrom.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 276,212 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Tiki, Chrom, Gangrel, Ophelia
Fire Emblem Warriors: X-Supports by ScribeyeSteak reviews
Some spicy supports based on the interactions of Fire Emblem Warriors. Featured Pairings - Ryoma x Anna, Xander x Lyn, Chrom x Camilla, Darios x Yelena, Niles x Ceada, Robin x Corrin, and more listed inside.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,968 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/21/2017 - [Chrom, Azura] [Olivia, Xander]
Gay Emblem - Story of the Scared Stones by YayaSamuko reviews
As the war broke out, king Fado has decided to hire a tacticians to help Eirika on her mission. Unfortunately for the young Mark, everyone in the army he is going to command is only composed of gay crazy and psychopathic people. [Inspired by 'Plight of the Lycian Army' by MetaDash, rated T for language and lot of gayness]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Tactician/Mark
Comfort from Unexpected Places by DeirdreofChalphy reviews
When Oboro saw the love of her life confess his love to another woman, and a Nohrian of all people, she was heartbroken. Her constant failures to cope with her heart breaking led to her locking herself in her room, away from everyone else in the army. Fortunately for her, though, she gets comfort from the last person she was expecting. (Crossposted from AO3)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20 - Oboro, Camilla - Complete
When Tactics Collide by Koriember reviews
When three armies- Nohrian, Hoshidan, and Ylissean- and their respective personalities join forces, chaos ensues. Ch. 69- Once, dragons and humans lived together. There was peace.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 263,267 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Avatar/Corrin] Morgan, Kana
My Sister Leni by Gumball2 reviews
Leni isn't quite like her other sisters. Lori always wonders what's going through her little sister's head whenever she stares at her so intently or smile uncontrollably at the most sudden moments. Lori loves her sister, no doubt about it, but there are times where Leni can be so confusing. (Completed)
Loud House - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,290 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Leni L., Lori L. - Complete
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Straw Hats P.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Daily Life With Monster Daughters by The Immortal Doctor Reid reviews
Let's take a look into to the future of the Kurusu Clan and find out the joys and hardships of raising seven very unique daughters from seven very different mothers! They'll laugh, they'll cry, they'll end up with severe bone fractures! (Well, mostly just Kurusu...) So come inside and get some tips on parenting from Japan's very own Father of Seven and Husband of Seven!
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Kimihito, Centorea, Miia, Rachnera]
Dragonball Legends by Veema reviews
What if EVERYTHING that happened in DB/Z/GT was a vision of Bardock's? By trying to sustain the world he remembers, Bardock drastically changes Goku's world. His best of friends have become their most dangerous foes, and some villains are more powerful than ever. Bitter rivalries are forged for not only physical strength but for power over the Saiyan Empire. It's a brave new world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 956,823 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Bardock
Northern Fortress Training Video by P.T. Piranha reviews
AKA "Jakob teaches Felicia how to do her job". Takes place before the game, may contain small divergences. May also contain small personality spoilers. Based on a certain cartoon about learning how to work at an undersea restaurant...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Jakob, Flora
A Twist Of Fate by JL Davenport reviews
Mikoto is a gifted prophet, able to foresee even her own death. This time however, she instead catches a glimpse of a possible future, of her son and the destiny that awaits him. In light of this, Corrin must now begin a new training, to become a man who can bring peace, one able to unite all under his banner and change the fate itself. Corrin/All Females (Latest Lesson: Felicia)
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Hinoka, Camilla
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Piccolo's Choice by saucemonkey reviews
Death and destruction is promised in this grim retelling of Dragon Ball Z. King Piccolo's vile soul has corrupted his son, and with singular purpose Piccolo grows more and more bitter after each passing day. How will things change with evil gripping Piccolo's heart?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 268,419 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Goku, Gohan, Piccolo
Hey Father Which One's Mother? by KageYami reviews
When Lucina introduced herself, she revealed another strange fact to her father. Not only she doesn't know who her mother is but she also has eleven younger siblings. "T-Twelve kids?"
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chrom, Lucina
Buyer's Remorse by Dracoqueen22 reviews
AU/AR. For all Ichigo can't remember, this is something that he'll never forget. NO pairings. Read the warnings: Non-explicit noncon, possible slash, het, or femslash, alcohol use, nonconsensual drug use.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15286 - Favs: 9,025 - Follows: 6,800 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Dragon Ball C by Roxius reviews
NOW A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and the others go through their most cracktastic adventure yet! Can you believe it? Please R & R! Insanity and total OOCness abound! M-rated due to some jokes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 47,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Goku, Vegeta
Kyokusetsu Bobobobo Bobobo by Roxius reviews
During their travels, the Bo-bobo Group must fight the mysterious 0-Block Base, the Sabaku Guardian Corps. and The New Hajikelist Union! What new heights of insanity will be reached? IT'S COMPLETE! Eventual Beauty X Gasser.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,010 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7218 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Azumanga Gaming! reviews
One study trip to Chiyo-chan's house reveals that the prodigy has a small - and potentially promising - experience with vidya, so Tomo and the others take it upon themselves to show her the highs and lows of all kinds of games! Enjoy the gamer fun, rage, no-scoping, and more with the whole gang. One game per chapter, and chapters are drabble-esque in length. (REPOST)
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/6/2017
Anna's Bizarre Adventure reviews
Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 335,130 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Anna, Shura, Izana, Mozume
Pick My Edits: Pepsi Max Edition reviews
You guys know the story of Eirika and Ephraim, right? And all of their pals? Well this story is KINDA like that, except not really. It involves trash phantoms, spiders, short alchemists, traps, dank memes, and much much more. Based on the FE8 PME from Mangs' Youtube channel (go check him out!). Crack, spoilers for the vanilla FE8 plot, and rated P for Pepsi.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Amelia, L'Arachel, Haar, Gheb
The Wahvorka reviews
Once a perpetual loser, Waluigi finds himself telling eager audiences the story of how he, yes he, became a total ladies man across the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond in his best-seller book. And if one knows Waluigi, they would know it is a completely unpredictable story that surprisingly, is not 100% fiction. Will the eggplant master find the one, like that of his green-clad rival?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Waluigi, Toadette, Lakilester, Mallow
NSWA reviews
4 years had passed since the end of the War of the Worlds, and it seemed Soul Society was on the path to a new era. The New Shinigami Woman's Association stands stronger than ever, although relationship problems, scars from the war, clan politics, and more threaten their well-being. But at least the girls have President Yachiru Kusajishi on their side. Various pairings. AU, sequel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 406,457 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K.
First Time for Everything
Hanataro Yamada first met the Quincy Meninas McAllon in Hueco Mundo, but their relationship only blossomed from there. Moments in their romance culminating in their most intimate moment [in NSWA chapter 25]. One-shot, lemon. Consider it an early birthday present for Hanataro ;)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20 - Hanatarō Y., Meninas M. - Complete
Operation Lovefall reviews
If there's one thing Giroro and Momoka have in common, it's a love realized, and with members of the same family at that. The two decide to join forces to win the hearts of Natsumi and Fuyuki Hinata. A impulsive corporal and an impulsive heiress, this can only go so well...or will it...? They're not the only ones out for that special one...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/22 - Fuyuki H., Giroro, Momoka N., Natsumi H.
Trust reviews
It's something one earns, not something one gets. Gin/Rangiku, one-shot, pre-NSWA.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Order of Business reviews
Soren calls the company together to discuss a few matters. Now if only some of them can stop getting off-topic and pay Radiant Dawn, spoilers for FE10. Mentioned Mia/Rhys, Boyd/Mist, and Ike/Soren. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18 - Ike, Titania, Shinon, Soren
Yankee Swap reviews
Yachiru decides to spread Christmas cheer and has her club get gifts for each other! What laughs, chaos, and more await them and you, dear reader? One-shot, takes place before NSWA but reading it is not required. (title is just for flair, we're not playing Office rules over here !)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
To try to cheer Chrom up from the memories of Emmeryn's death, Robin and Lissa come with the plan with deliver gifts to spread the cheer of Saint Nick! And Tharja ends up tagging along, but not in the way you think. One-shot, inspired by the recent Heroes banner. Chrom Tharja friendship.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, Tharja - Complete
Monster-In-Law reviews
Kimihito Kurusu has tangled with the eccentric parents of his housemates before, but now the shoe is on the other foot, as his OWN parents are going to visit! Between the preparations, their arrival, and what the girls are might just be even more of a chaotic day for our Darling-kun. One-shot, references events up and through the 12th volume of the manga. (two OCs)
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera, OC
Pearlie-hime and Marinda reviews
Unlike their predecessor the Squid Sisters, Off the Hook isn't a double Inkling act. In fact, Marina is an Octoling, and each day she frets over that. What would her fans, and more importantly, her best friend think of they knew? The answer might surprise you (or not). Splatoon 2, one shot. No spoilers for hero mode. Stay fresh, kids and squids.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Pearl, Marina - Complete
He's Our Boy reviews
Roy, now the King of Lycia, has decided to return to Smash Bros., this time with his own children! Watch as he reunites with those old and meets those new. A follow-up to both The Plight of the Lycian Alliance Army and The Final DLC. One-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Pit, Kirby, Marth, Roy - Complete
You're My 1-Up Boy reviews
In his latest quest to save Princess Peach, Mario's travels take him to New Donk City, where he is reunited with a long lost friend and love. As they reflect on their lives, the feelings that were once there come back. One shot, one-sided Mario/Pauline. References a lot of Mario games, old and new.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Mario, Peach, Bowser, Pauline - Complete
Marcia has to face the consequences of her desertion, but her brother gives her the idea to bluff and say she fell victim to Deputy Commander Tanith's charms. Unfortunately for her, Tanith is no fool. How far is she willing to take the bluff just to save her hide? Marcia/Tanith. Spoilers for FE9. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Ike, Marcia, Makalov, Tanith - Complete
Apples & Oranges - (Almost) Literally reviews
The NSWA usually sees eye to eye on most things, but a rather innocent disagreement between Yachiru and Orihime on which juice is better - apple or orange - forces everyone else to interject their opinion. (Some members just want to stay out). Short one-shot, written for silveruzu44. Based on a reference in NSWA but reading it is not required.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Orihime I., Nanao I., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
The Cleric and The Merc reviews
Little Genny is quiet, but she harbors a big secret - her attraction to older men. And lucky her, Saber fits that category perfectly. Written for someone on Discord. FE15/2, one-shot. Mother Mila, forgive me. (no lemon, don't worry). one-sided Genny/Saber. A hint of Mae/Boey too.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Celica, Saber, Jenny, Boey - Complete
Releasing Steam reviews
In the middle of the NSWA beach trip, Soi and Kukaku get some private time to themselves, but it takes a while. One-shot, lemon. Set in the SWA/NSWA universe, before NSWA. Reading those series is not required. (Originally posted on Archive of Our Own). Not for kids!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng, R. Matsumoto, Kukaku S.
Pleased to Serve You? reviews
The New Shinigami Woman's Association hosts a maid cafe, complete with sweet foods and sweet sights. But when you have cheeky customers and improper servers, things are bound to get a little haywire. Crack-ish. One-shot. Takes place before NSWA but reading it is not required.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Nanao I., Yachiru K., Nemu K., Hiyori S. - Complete
Blue & Purple reviews
Unfortunately for him, Chrom has caught the attention of Princess Camilla, known for her overstepping of boundaries. It will take all of his willpower and strength to stay true, but maybe she just wants a humble chat? Inspired by robotortoise's fanfic "DARK AXE: A Hector X Tharja Romance". FE Heroes, one-shot, crack.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Chrom, Lucina, Frederick, Camilla
Mother Knows Best reviews
Once upon a time Say'ri's greatest enemy was Walhart, Grima, and even her brother, but now she faces a different challenge, with Tiki as the stakes. Can Chrom and Robin make the meeting with her mother - Naga - even slightly successful? ...probably not. Same canon as Anna's Bizarre Adventure. FE13, crack, one-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Tiki, Chrom, Say’ri, Naga
Switching the Heroes into Warriors reviews
A prince and princess need the help of Fire Emblem (H)eroes to defeat their enemy! Luckily Anna is here to help, but they have underestimated her, the fans, the heroes, and the whole process. FE Heroes, total crack, one-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Anna - Complete
The Inner Machinations Are An Enigma reviews
Yachiru is invited to give a presentation at the academy, but she takes it a step further by bringing her club members and launching into an...interesting show about the Shinigami Women's Association. References events from SWA but reading it is not required. Crack, you have been warned. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Nanao I., R. Matsumoto, Yachiru K., Nemu K.
Just a Side Character reviews
Mario and the gang have enjoyed tons of parties, tennis matches, golf games, and more, but when it comes to Smash, there's always one that gets left out of the fun, when she really wants to experience it with them. Things only get worse when Rosalina is chosen for the fourth bout instead of her. One-shot, references a myriad of games. Daisy-centric. Retooled idea from my files.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Rosalina - Complete
Generational Gap reviews
In which the 2nd gen units of Fire Emblem Fates exist, but in different circumstances in alternate realities. A small-scope series, focusing on each child. Alternates between male and female Corrin. FE14, AU, potential spoilers for all three paths. Each chapter is intended to be taken individually.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,018 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
The Purple Knight reviews
Many know who Marcus is. The paladin that runs around and one-shots anything in your lord's path. The man who served Elbert, Eliwood, and Roy, through good times and bad. The legend that climbs to the tops of tier lists. A short story focusing on moments in Marcus's life, from pre-FE7 to the end of FE6. Spoilers for both Elibe games. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
Power Bottoms reviews
One pondering question from Patricia sparks a debate about the nature of Konata and Kagami's relationship, and adding in more people to settle the issue only serves to complicate it further. And applying anime terminology doesn't help in the slightest. Mentioned Konata/Kagami, crack-ish, one-shot.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Yutaka K., Minami I., Patricia M., Hiyori T. - Complete
SWA reviews
Post-SS arc. Yachiru Kusajishi, the Vice-Captain of the 11th Division, loves her club, the Shinigami Woman's Association, more than anything. All it took was one stabbing to set in motion a series of events that would expand and change the group. After all, isn't it a president's job to watch over her members? Various pairings. Starts close to main story but diverges, now full AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 402,721 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
Guard Duty reviews
Takes place around chapter 19 or so. Seth offers to run patrol in Castle Rausten while the group rests for the night, but what usually is a simple task for him turns pretty unpredictable pretty quickly. Mild Eirika/Seth. Some other pairings abound. One-shot. FE8, possible spoilers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Seth - Complete
The Plight of the Lycia Alliance Army reviews
Eliwood had tasked his faithful servant Merlinus to guide and watch over his son and his army, but little did he know, he would end up being the only sane one there. A series of warnings and comments to each member of the group after every battle. FE6, spoilers for both Elibe games. Inspired by Mistress Nika's Bleach fanfic "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies". Total crack.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Merlinus - Complete
The Procrastination of Haruhi Suzumiya
Needing to finish a project for school, Haruhi comes over to Kyon's house to make sure they finish. Of course nothing is so easy, and distractions and tangents make it difficult. Some Haruhi/Kyon if you squint real hard. One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Haruhi S., Kyon, Kyon's Sister - Complete
The Final DLC reviews
After the final Smash broadcast, the original 12 Smashers are tasked by Master Hand to break the news to...each applicant. With varying results. One-shot. Just something I whipped up to celebrate/acknowledge the end of it all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Complete
The Ultimate Servant reviews
A car accident forces the Monster Princess to use her blood to revive someone, but instead of one Hiro Hiyorimi, it's...his sister. Who had been hired as the live-in maid. How bad it could be? One-shot, what-if scenario.
Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Hime/Lililanne, Sawawa H. - Complete
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