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Joined 11-01-15, id: 7257299, Profile Updated: 01-19-17
Author has written 14 stories for Bleach, Fire Emblem, Princess Resurrection/怪物王女, Super Smash Brothers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Lucky Star.

Hello all,

This isn't my first go at this site; I once had an account back in 2009 or so, when I was only 15. ...I forget my old pen name, but maybe you remember my old stories - one was a lemon I deleted that out of embarrassment, and the other was a One Piece / Dragon Ball crossover...that was I ashamed of. Also now deleted. But I've always had many fanfic ideas since then, ranging from what ifs, romance stories...so now I've decided to give Fanfiction another shot. Expect more and more stories from me as time goes on, so if you like my current stuff...great! If not, no worries. I only wish to improve myself.

I love anime, manga, and video games.

-For the former two categories, I like One Piece, Dragon Ball, Sgt. Frog, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Resurrection, Lucky Star, Haruhi, Bakuman, Azumanga Daioh, Soul Eater...well a whole bunch really.

-As for the latter, I ADORE Nintendo and their IPs, but I like non-Nintendo stuff too.

So hopefully I can write what I enjoy, and everyone reading can enjoy as well. if someone sees my work uncredited somewhere else, please let me know. Also, I try to reply to all reviews when I upload a new chapter of my stories!

I have no fixed update schedule, due to being a college student and having real life priorities. Real life always comes first, but I always try to make time to work on Fanfiction. Can't stop the creative juices, hmm?

I have an Account of Our Own (or Ao3 account) with the same penname! Stories will be uploaded here first, but any smut (if I ever write it) will only go there. Don't want to risk the wrath of the mods.

Update 1/19/2017:

New semester starts Jan 30th. Hopefully I can release one more chapter of NSWA and ABA each before the month is over.

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New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,211 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 4,431 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Straw Hats P.
Dragonball Legends by Veema reviews
What if EVERYTHING that happened in DB/Z/GT was a vision of Bardock's? By trying to sustain the world he remembers, Bardock drastically changes Goku's world. His best of friends have become their most dangerous foes, and some villains are more powerful than ever. Bitter rivalries are forged for not only physical strength but for power over the Saiyan Empire. It's a brave new world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 947,566 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Bardock
When Tactics Collide by Koriember reviews
When three armies- Nohrian, Hoshidan, and Ylissean- and their respective personalities join forces, chaos ensues. Ch 66: With Maribelle still at odds verifying Brady's relation to her, another blond healer makes his way onto the scene, having nothing but fragmented memories and a strange tome to prove his unlikely story...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 248,133 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Avatar/Corrin] Morgan, Kana
Northern Fortress Training Video by P.T. Piranha reviews
AKA "Jakob teaches Felicia how to do her job". Takes place before the game, may contain small divergences. May also contain small personality spoilers. Based on a certain cartoon about learning how to work at an undersea restaurant...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Jakob, Flora
A Twist Of Fate by JL Davenport reviews
Mikoto is a gifted prophet, able to foresee even her own death. This time however, she instead catches a glimpse of a possible future, of her son and the destiny that awaits him. In light of this, Corrin must now begin a new training, to become a man who can bring peace, one able to unite all under his banner and change the fate itself. Corrin/All Females (Latest Lesson: Felicia)
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Hinoka, Camilla
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Piccolo's Choice by saucemonkey reviews
Death and destruction is promised in this grim retelling of Dragon Ball Z. King Piccolo's vile soul has corrupted his son, and with singular purpose Piccolo grows more and more bitter after each passing day. How will things change with evil gripping Piccolo's heart?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 268,419 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Goku, Gohan, Piccolo
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Hey Father Which One's Mother? by KageYami reviews
When Lucina introduced herself, she revealed another strange fact to her father. Not only she doesn't know who her mother is but she also has eleven younger siblings. "T-Twelve kids?"
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chrom, Lucina
Buyer's Remorse by Dracoqueen22 reviews
AU/AR. For all Ichigo can't remember, this is something that he'll never forget. NO pairings. Read the warnings: Non-explicit noncon, possible slash, het, or femslash, alcohol use, nonconsensual drug use.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14926 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 6,289 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Dragon Ball C by Roxius reviews
NOW A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and the others go through their most cracktastic adventure yet! Can you believe it? Please R & R! Insanity and total OOCness abound! M-rated due to some jokes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 47,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Goku, Vegeta
Kyokusetsu Bobobobo Bobobo by Roxius reviews
During their travels, the Bo-bobo Group must fight the mysterious 0-Block Base, the Sabaku Guardian Corps. and The New Hajikelist Union! What new heights of insanity will be reached? IT'S COMPLETE! Eventual Beauty X Gasser.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,010 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7167 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Anna's Bizarre Adventure reviews
Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,046 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Anna, Shura, Izana, Mozume
Switching the Heroes into Warriors reviews
A prince and princess need the help of Fire Emblem (h)eroes to defeat their enemy! Luckily Anna is here to help, but they have underestimated her, the fans, the heroes, and the whole process. Total crack. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19 - Anna - Complete
NSWA reviews
4 years had passed since the end of the War of the Worlds, and it seemed Soul Society was on the path to a new era. The New Shinigami Woman's Association stands stronger than ever, although relationship problems, scars from the war, clan politics, and more threaten their well-being. But at least the girls have President Yachiru Kusajishi on their side. Various pairings. AU, sequel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 225,811 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K.
The Inner Machinations Are An Enigma reviews
Yachiru is invited to give a presentation at the academy, but she takes it a step further by bringing her club members and launching into an...interesting show about the Shinigami Women's Association. References events from SWA but reading it is not required. Crack, you have been warned. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Nanao I., R. Matsumoto, Yachiru K., Nemu K.
Just a Side Character reviews
Mario and the gang have enjoyed tons of parties, tennis matches, golf games, and more, but when it comes to Smash, there's always one that gets left out of the fun, when she really wants to experience it with them. Things only get worse when Rosalina is chosen for the fourth bout instead of her. One-shot, references a myriad of games. Daisy-centric. Retooled idea from my files.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Rosalina - Complete
Generational Gap reviews
In which the 2nd gen units of Fire Emblem Fates exist, but in different circumstances in alternate realities. A small-scope series, focusing on each child. Alternates between male and female Corrin. FE14, AU, potential spoilers for all three paths. Each chapter is intended to be taken individually.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,018 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
The Purple Knight reviews
Many know who Marcus is. The paladin that runs around and one-shots anything in your lord's path. The man who served Elbert, Eliwood, and Roy, through good times and bad. The legend that climbs to the tops of tier lists. A short story focusing on moments in Marcus's life, from pre-FE7 to the end of FE6. Spoilers for both Elibe games. One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
Power Bottoms reviews
One pondering question from Patricia sparks a debate about the nature of Konata and Kagami's relationship, and adding in more people to settle the issue only serves to complicate it further. And applying anime terminology doesn't help in the slightest. Mentioned Konata/Kagami, crack-ish, one-shot.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Yutaka K., Minami I., Patricia M., Hiyori T. - Complete
SWA reviews
Post-SS arc. Yachiru Kusajishi, the Vice-Captain of the 11th Division, loves her club, the Shinigami Woman's Association, more than anything. All it took was one stabbing to set in motion a series of events that would expand and change the group. After all, isn't it a president's job to watch over her members? Various pairings. Starts close to main story but diverges, now full AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 402,719 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A., Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
Guard Duty reviews
Takes place around chapter 19 or so. Seth offers to run patrol in Castle Rausten while the group rests for the night, but what usually is a simple task for him turns pretty unpredictable pretty quickly. Mild Eirika/Seth. Some other pairings abound. One-shot. FE8, possible spoilers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Seth - Complete
The Plight of the Lycia Alliance Army reviews
Eliwood had tasked his faithful servant Merlinus to guide and watch over his son and his army, but little did he know, he would end up being the only sane one there. A series of warnings and comments to each member of the group after every battle. FE6, spoilers for both Elibe games. Inspired by Mistress Nika's Bleach fanfic "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies". Total crack.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Merlinus - Complete
The Procrastination of Haruhi Suzumiya
Needing to finish a project for school, Haruhi comes over to Kyon's house to make sure they finish. Of course nothing is so easy, and distractions and tangents make it difficult. Some Haruhi/Kyon if you squint real hard. One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Haruhi S., Kyon, Kyon's Sister - Complete
The Final DLC reviews
After the final Smash broadcast, the original 12 Smashers are tasked by Master Hand to break the news to...each applicant. With varying results. One-shot. Just something I whipped up to celebrate/acknowledge the end of it all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Complete
The Ultimate Servant reviews
A car accident forces the Monster Princess to use her blood to revive someone, but instead of one Hiro Hiyorimi, it's...his sister. Who had been hired as the live-in maid. How bad it could be? One-shot, what-if scenario.
Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Hime/Lililanne, Sawawa H. - Complete
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