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Joined 11-01-15, id: 7257320, Profile Updated: 03-15-16
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello fellow authors/readers! If you're looking at my profile I guess that means you enjoy my stories and just want to know more about me!

I'm Canadian and have the most amazing husband in the world, even though he doesn't read PERIOD, so he definitely refuses to read my fanfics.

I write dramione and ONLY dramione, not that I have anything against other shippers, they're just my two favourite characters by a long shot so I obviously want to see them together. You shouldn't expect to see any other ship out of me.

I have tumblr but don't use it much (I'm really not huge on social media whatsoever) although sometimes I check out blogs and reblog some truly hilarious things. My name is Noisyninjadinosaur, if you'd like to follow me, but don't be disappointed by my lack of posts... I'd rather spend my free time writing haha.

I'm 27, and I'm putting this here because when people hear I don't have social media they get all weirded out and think I'm either ancient or super young - nope!! Just don't love what social media does to the world... No one hangs out anymore... You know??

Anyway, if you have any other questions please feel free to PM me or contact me on tumblr but don't be worried if it takes me a few days to get back to you! Also thanks for showing interest in my stories!

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Lovin' The Rain reviews
Written for HP Drizzle. Prompt: They are sent to muggle London by the Ministry. It starts raining and neither of them has an umbrella. Things get awkward when Hermione catches Draco looking at the part of her body he definitely shouldn't be looking at. What's worse, she herself can't stop staring at him either. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fallen reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been a couple for years, trying to toe the line and stay alive during the hard times the war has brought to the Wizarding world. What happens when Voldemort finds out that they're together, and have been for quite some time? TW: Rape. Spy!Draco, Anti!Lucius, Anti!Death Eaters, Dark story. Rated M for violence, language, sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,696 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Midwinter's Nightmare reviews
The war is over and the 'Golden Trio' has returned to Hogwarts to finish their final year. Hermione Granger stumbles across the dead body of one of their professor's and the Aurors bring their investigation to the castle, blaming the innocent instead of doing an actual investigation and going out of their way to put the murders on Hermione's boyfriend and former Death Eater, Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Shatter Me reviews
Hermione and Draco's dysfunctional relationship after they've both lost everything they care about in the war. Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From the Other Side reviews
Hermione's safe at Grimmauld Place until a changing Order makes her question everything she's ever been told about the, so called, darkest wizard of their time. Dark!Hermione(somewhat), OOC Characters, Non-con, Anti!Harry(somewhat), Anti!Ron, Anti!Order, EWE?, Only compatible up to GoF. Powerful!Hermione, Powerful!Draco, Torture, Angst, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 170,253 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Complete
Devious Intentions reviews
There's a killer on the loose and Hermione, who has been threatened directly, is sent to live at Malfoy manor by her friends and aurors, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Too bad they didn't understand those actions would reopen old wounds and rekindle a lost romance. And who is the man with the devious intentions? Non-con mentioned throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Familiar Taste of Poison reviews
Hermione, bookstore owner know-it-all is approached by the extremely wealthy and highly desired Draco in hopes that she will aid him with his research. Danger, uncertainty and passion ensues as Hermione is targeted by an unknown person who is threatening her very existance. Will she make it out alive? Dark!Harry non-con mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Blood Bound reviews
Hermione and Draco make a huge mistake one night during their final year at Hogwarts that will force them to change who they are and the direction their lives were heading. Where will it take them? How will they manage? I do not own Harry Potter or anything affiliated with it- I make no money from this story. Characters are kind of OOC as the story progresses. ORIGINAL PLOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,896 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete