Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'd thought I'd talk a little about myself, seeing as how this is my profile page. Well, where do I begin? Ok, I think I should start out by saying that I don't like the majority of you. Quite honestly, I'd rather be in the company of rabid poo flinging monkeys than the majority of you.
For the most part, your stories are abhorrently bad. I'm not quite sure whether I should laugh, cry, or pity those of you who write 50 word stories (and I use the word story loosely to describe them), and then watch you wretches throw temper tantrums when someone tells you that AOL singles chatrooms are more entertaining and worthwhile than the tripe I see written as stories.
The problem with most fanfictions is that they aren't much more than the original stories to begin with, except usually with "And the main character falls in love with another main character but everything else happens the same but they end up happy the end anyways even if bad things happen and nothing makes sense but that doesn't matter because everyone is happy, YAY!."
That sort of story isn't worth reading.
However, there are quite a few diamonds in the rough to be found on this site. Examples can be found in the stories in my favorites list if you're willing to look. I hope that you are.
These things said, I know most of you reading this aren't stupid people. Lazy, maybe, but I highly doubt most of you are honestly stupid. Except those of you who naturally type in 1337. I can only hope that you philistines die in a horrific accident involving a drunk clown with one eye and a chainsaw.
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