Alice Chatsend
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Joined 12-23-04, id: 725954
Author has written 3 stories for Daria, School of Rock, and Firefly.

Hello there!!

Firstly I would like to apologise for the severe lack of stories. I have simply not had the urge to write much, especially not much Harry Potter and I've always read more than I write. Hopefully the plot bunnies will strike again soon but until that day the current stuff will have to suffice!

Also, it appears that anything I do write will most likely be a one shot as most stories I begin tend to lose the plot after several chapters. This doesn't mean you should rule a chaptered story out completely, it's just highly unlikely.

In case you haven't noticed I've just finished a couple of all dialogue oneshots for Daria and SoR. Basically, I'm really bored and so am amusing myself by writing short and pointless oneshots. I AM aware of the fact that that both of them involve one of the characters being bored and end in a suspiciously similar manner but that was entirely unplanned, it's just the way the cookie crumbled. I hope someone gets some enjoyment from them!

Ships

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco

Sirius/Remus

Harry/ Severus

School of Rock

Freddy/Zack

Daria

Jane/Daria

Firefly

Mal/Simon

Battlestar Galatica

Lee/Kara

As you can see they are all slash with the exception of Battlestar Galactica. Oh my, I am SUCH a fan girl!

Much Love and Reviews!

XOXO
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Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Secret Keepers by SomethingBorrowed reviews
Harry Potter returns to Grimmauld Place and discovers letters written to him from Sirius Black, but never mailed, that shed light on Sirius’ tragic life, enduring friendship with James Potter, and complicated relationship with Remus Lupin. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,106 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Involvement by casperfrench reviews
Alex Olivia slash with a case thrown in there as well due to popular demand. But, you know, mainly Alex/Olivia stuff. Complete. I reckon it's ok, people seemed to think so... read and review please and thank you!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13593 - Favs: 7,914 - Follows: 6,563 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Santa Monica by White-Lily-Blossom reviews
Shane's days turning tricks in Santa Monica, and the "John" who sent her to hairdressing school. Mild sexual content and some foul language.
L Word - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Only Thing I Share Is Chocolate by kasiastania reviews
Draco Malfoy does not cuddle and most certainly does NOT do Valentine's Day, especially not with Harry Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peace by amber belle reviews
All Harry wants is a little peace...HP/DM Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black by freudian fuckup reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Softer by jennygiraffadil reviews
It happens at midnight, whether he knows it or not at the time, but every morning he wakes with Sirius Black in his bed. Every time there is a new excuse, and Remus doesn't believe any of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Matchmaking by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily and James play matchmaker for Remus and Sirius. Dialogue fic, MWPP, RLSB & JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
About Two Dads by Nuitah reviews
Chapter 9, About Beards and Dresses. Blackmail, crossdressing and some more dancing daisies. Raising Harry AU, RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Kiss by His Spectacles reviews
When you think about it, there are plenty of kisses in Harry's life...HPDM, postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight in the Owlery by The Treacle Tart reviews
On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Prankster of Love by jadzialove reviews
Harry never imagined that being kidnapped would lead him to everything he ever wanted, and more. Complete Post Hogwarts, Post Voldemort, complies with canon through HBP. Harry&George, mentions FW & AJ, and also RW & HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Circle of Fantasies' by stardust2002 reviews
A friendly game of triad gets interesting when people no longer have material things to lose. MHumour Romance . Early season one. Lee Kara pairing. COMPLETE AT LAST!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Of Frosting and Sprinkles by KissThis reviews
[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Queer by deews reviews
The last person that Cedric expected to confide in was Ginny Weasley. Onesided HC, onesided HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Cedric D., Ginny W. - Complete
Under the Full Moony by Lost Queen of Egypt reviews
The Marauders and beyond: How simple adventures in Hogwarts revealed special feelings for Sirius and Remus and how their relationship survived beyond school. Sirius Black X Remus Lupin Padfoot X Moony Rated M for later chapters. Regulus X Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,376 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Get One Thing Straight, I'm Not by MinervaEvenstar reviews
The comedy of how Remus and Sirius got together in their fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Imitation of Life by She's So High reviews
The purest of artists use their mediums to convey feelings that even they don't fully understand, or maybe that they can't communicate. Either way, what more bittersweet way to say 'I love you? slash, femmeslash
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,450 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Drunk by Alania Black reviews
18 OCAUHPSM: CWHP. It’s Ron and Hermione’s wedding and the Best Man wakes up in bed with the Groom’s older brother. edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Random Acts by mercutio-rane reviews
What's a momentary act of kindness to a werewolf? Quite a bit if you're the werewolf. Ten memories in chronological order featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Tonks, Minerva, Harry, Dumbledore, Molly, and Snape. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
The Experiment by jadzialove reviews
After participating in an experiment proposed by Ron, Harry is left questioning his sexuality and starts seeing the world in a whole new light. Slash HP&GW Mentions SB&RL RW&HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Morning Glory by Miss Prongs reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,910 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fortune Favors the Bold by opalish reviews
BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Picture Of Daria's Rear by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Daria gets tired of sitting in her room naked. Part 8 up.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,854 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
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Untouched reviews
Sometimes, Simon gets lonely. SLASH. MalSimon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Attack of the Boredom reviews
Freddy is bored. It's up to Zack to entertain him. SLASH. FreddyZack.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
Dialogue OneShot Jane is bored. Girl talk ensues. FEMSLASH. JANEDARIA.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete