![]() Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, and Avengers. Hello! I've read many stories here and now i thought: why not writing one on my own?! So here I am. A little bit about me: Gender: feminine Age: shush a woman never talks about her age :) but I'm old enough to drink legally Coutry of origin: Germany Most liked books/movies/series: HP, Supernatural, every marvel movie Most liked character: Severus Snape, Luna Lovegood, Gabriel/Loki (Supernatural), Hawkeye and Loki (Marvelverse) Most hated character: Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (Really guys with such a stupid name and his manipulative nature and deceptiveness ... I wonder why he was a Gryffindor and not a Slytherin) so don't expect any nice word towards him from me. Lately since i know what is going on in Season 11 also Chuck Shurley (Supernatural) yeah I know who he is and THAT IS WHY! I think should those two...Dumbledore and Chuck ever meet...the world would be doomed. Oh and I'm utterly and completely insane! Why? Because it is either that or too many people on this planet to be comfortable with are insane and that would be a terrifying thought. So I happily admit being insane...less of an headache. I own everything that might appear in my stories...Harry Potter, Supernatural and whatever else! So I'm filthy rich, live in a penthouse in Manhattan and have my own chauffeur. Why I then write fanfiction you might ask? Yeah well, all that is in Universe 20438 and we're here in Universe 92845... My profile picture was made by Ash and Eli the authors of the "Draw Like a Boss" books. If you love drawing or want to learn it I highly recommend checking them out. I, JasminSky, have been sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! (Rumors say that that cute little black bunny is in fact the Dark Lord Voldemort though it is unconfirmed) 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! The best review I received so far (it is just so good that I have to share it): you are evil. the evilest evil that ever eviled on this earth. okay, maybe i'm overreacting, but... no, you're evil! and mean. and - wait a minute maybe there already is a new chapter - no? okay, you're still not nice. i'm seriously considering writing this review till there is a new chapter, it'll problaby go like this: -you're mean -i want a new chapter -i don't like you anymore -still waiting for a chapter -etc... Think positive: i like the story, i like the characters, i like the plot, i love the story, etc... yep, i'm repeating myself, great. please do something against it (hint: new chapter) :P sincerely, a (chapter starved) reader/reviewer -ynwa on the 23rd chapter of "The true heir of Slytherin"- Love you for it and every time I read it I remember that this is exactly why I'm writing the stories! Story overview: The true heir of Slytherin Update schedule: irregular Tags: Slytherin!Harry, Dark(ish)!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Dumbledore bashing, character death Pairings: TBA The new Marauders and the trickster God Crossover Harry Potter & Supernatural Update schedule: 1/fortnight Tags: Marauder!Harry, confident!Neville, Fem!Lucifer, Different!Lucifer (not going to say what that means you'll have to see), Ron!bashing (at least in the beginning a bit), AU Supernatural, follows HP Books mostly, cracked Pairings: HP/Luc (later on since Lucifer will apear in year 3) Lucifer Rising Crossover Harry Potter & Supernatural Update schedule : irregular Tags: Dark!Harry, slightly evil!Harry, Slash! Pairings: HP/Lucifer The Harry Potter Conundrum Update schedule: irregular Tags: Dark!Harry, MoD!Harry, Bottom!Harry, time travel, Slash! Pairings: HP/SS/TMR(LV) The Snake in the Lion's den Update schedule: irregular Tags: Dark!Harry, Sociopath!Harry, Slash! Pairings: HP/TMR The Rise of Thanatos Update schedule: irregular Tags: Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Dark!Evil!Golden Trio, MoD!Harry, Necromancer!Harry, Slash!, nothing is as it seems Parings: TBA Never Mess With A Stark - Especially When Backuped by Loki Update schedule: irregular Tags: located in GoT (mostly), Slash!, Dark!Tony Pairings: Tony Stark/Loki/Petyr Baelish (/)_(/) Random Stuff I found somewhere and found good: The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just make sure that it isn't the Hogwarts Express on its way to Hogwarts! I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust and who else gives reasonable answers? You say Twilight, You say vampires, You say Jacob Black, You say team Edward, You say Edward, You think Bella & Edward is the perfect dream couple? You say Jasper Rathbone, You say EDWARD SPARKLES, You say Renesme Cullen, the Half-Blood Vampire, You say Stephanie Mayer, You say Edward, |