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Joined 12-23-04, id: 726045, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 12 stories for Teen Titans, Codename: Kids Next Door, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fruits Basket, Wreck-It Ralph, Rise of the Guardians, Hunger Games, and Jimmy Neutron.

About Me

Well I suppose this profile needs an update... look at all the dust around here! Certainly brings back memories to step foot in here once again. I haven't done much writing during my higher education years, so the stuff posted here is REALLY old, and I'll admit, rather terrible... if I had a time machine, I'd use it to go back and kick my high school aged self for grammar, typos, and stupidity... then use the time machine to save the twinkies.

Nostalgic ramblings aside, I do hope to pop in here more often, both to read and to write. I started updating my old stories from years past posted here, correcting grammar, spelling, re-doing things a little bit better, but I also hope to be writing anew, for there have been SO many good new stories and characters made over the years that I would love to write fanfics for.

On a more personal note, should you care to know a little bit more about me, (and if you don't care to, then just stop reading now that you've gotten through the writing section above, or you could just torture yourself and keep reading, you sado-masochist.), then you may want to know the following basic information.

Pen Name: Zepuka
Real Name: Nice try, sly guy... I don't spill that easy. :P
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Time Zone: UTC-5
Preferred Genre: Romantic Comedy
Lives On: Chocolate
Runs On: Coffee
Turn On: Wouldn't you like to know?
Dies On: Seafood
Walks On: Gravity
Hobbies Include: drawing, writing, singing, kitties, guitar/bass, cooking, reading, randomness, walking, shoes, computers, oh-look-a-squirrel!, wishing I lived in stories, ice cream, sparkly objects (that AREN'T Edward the vampire, ICK!), wishing I were a Disney princess, pretending I'm a real life princess and the sidewalk is my red carpet, stepping on crunchy leaves, hiking, photography, rambling on and on and on and on...


In the Works

Disconnection (Wreck-It Ralph)
12/30/13: I've been working on cleanning up the first half of this series (and am keeping each chapter time-stamped so everyone can tell if they've read the latest version or not). These changes are mostly minor, such as grammatical fixes, sentence clean up to make it flow better and easier to read, etc... In a couple of places I've expanded the scene a little, but still only in a minor fashion. I'm hoping to get some new chapters up soon, but I don't want to start posting again until I have some chapter buffer, so that I can update consistently. I also have a bunch of bonus material planned, sort of 'off camera' scenes with the characters as well as extra 'canon' scenes (like the chapters "The Muffin Man" and "Of Babes and Babies").

8/17/13: I know, I know... I haven't updated this story in FOREVER... I quite frankly just don't have the motivation to do so right now, getting caught up in the planning of my other fanfics... but I promise I haven't forgotten this and I WILL finish it someday... I've even made a policy for myself that I won't be allowed to post chapters for my new works without posting at least one chapter for this one so I can get it done! However I get the feeling that when I start doing that, I'll get back into the groove of wanting to write this one and it'll propel itself from there. Besides, when you have OCs like Jake and Kitty just BEGGING to get more air-time... I can't stay dormant with them for too long!

7/7/13: Phase II is still in the planning phase, as I haven't had a good chunk of time to just sit down and plan it all out, plus I've had a bit of writer's block anyway... I'm currently working on another bonus level, or 'Intermission' if you will, since it takes place between Phase I and Phase II. Also, before I post any chapters for Phase II, I plan on doing a bit of maintenance in Phase I, fixing grammar and punctuation, and adding my new section "Cameos and Cheat Codes", which will also feature in Phase II when I do publish it. This section will be a sort of 'footnotes' section that will list the cameos that appeared in the chapter, and 'cheat codes', which could range anywhere from drawing attention to certain parts in the chapter that will be important later on, to random fun facts that didn't make it into the story canon, etc...

Katniss: Guardian of Freedom (Hunger Games x Rise of the Guardians)
12/30/13: I keep getting requests to continue this story; it's overwhelming! I'd love to at some point, but I don't have any inspiration at this point, and I forgot what the heck I was talking about in my previous update... Guess I should really be writing this stuff down, heh... heh... In any case, I just wanted to acknowledge that I have heard your requests, and I do plan to continue it at some point, but not exactly anytime soon... sorry... and I've adopted a 'one story at a time' policy, so it'll have to wait until my currently ongoing Wreck-It Ralph piece (Disconnection) to be completed.

8/17/13: I have my rough outline!!!! I've even got a couple of scenes and original characters starting to take shape, but it'll still be awhile yet before I have anything post-worthy. Major reason being because I don't want to mess this up, and thus I want to research this thoroughly. I'm in the process of re-reading The Hunger Games trilogy (Since I just got my own copy of the books in the mail last Saturday; whee!!! Already in part 3 of Catching Fire; such good books!) and want to check out the books that inspired the movie Rise of the Guardians. Not sure how long that part with take, but hopefully they'll be short since they're children's books and all.

7/7/13: Due to the overwhelming amount of positive feedback, I have decided that I WILL continue this at some point, however at the current time, I do not have the bandwidth to brainstorm this right now, let alone get around to any actual writing... The prologue just about sums up all the ideas I had for the crossover at the time, and I figured I'd stop and see if it was worth pursuing before I spent anymore time thinking about it... So yeah, the problem is that I just haven't had any time to do that extra thinking on it and come up with a story... I'm sorry, that means this story may be on hold for quite awhile...

My True Feelings (Jimmy Neutron)
7/7/13: I've gotten a lot of feedback about wanting this continued, and while I don't plan on continuing the plot any further there, I do plan to post some bonus content whenever I have the time... such as the poems of the other characters (including Cindy's haiku of martial arts, in full), more of Sheen's exploits as a Neutronically-enhanced crime fighter, etc... As for plot continuations, rejoice! For there WILL be some! Just not posted with this one-shot... no, you'll have to read the continuations in an entirely different story posting... speaking of which...

A Household I.Q. of 782 (Jimmy Neutron)
8/17/13: I've discovered that I simply can not handle 3 stories all on my plate at once, and since I already have 2 currently running stories, I decided to put this idea on the back-burner, finishing at least one of my other stories up first before I continue down this route.

7/7/13: This isn't actually posted yet, but I plan on posting it soon, once I get another chapter or two written, and the roughs cleaned up and finalized. For those interested in the premise:

I've been fascinated with the story-telling style used by the writers of the show "Once Upon A Time", and I really wanted to try it out sometime. I recently found my old copies of the Jimmy Neutron show episodes while re-organizing my hard drive, and have been re-obsessed with this fandom ever since! (As evidenced by my recent posts of "Tech Support" and "My True Feelings") So... why not combine the two? This drama will focus on the life of Cindy Vortex, who is now Cindy Neutron at 28 years of age. As evidenced by the title, it revolves around her family life, which is so much more complicated than the average family life, having that much I.Q. crammed under one roof. In the same manner that "Once Upon A Time" takes the canon we all know and love and 'connects the dots' between those known events and the events that are happening further down the line, I will be doing the same in the JN universe. Starting around the point of the end of "Lady Sings the News", I will be using parallel plot lines to both tell what's going on 'now' in the life of grown-up Cindy, and the various events that led up to it through out her teenage years. Also along the lines of the "One Upon A Time" style, the POV will not be limited to Cindy, even though she will be considered the main character.

If any of you want a sneak preview of this, you can check it out on IDOJ forums (you can always create an account if you don't have one there already)
http://idreamofjimmy.info/topic/6202-a-household-iq-of-782/

Also, my two JN fanfics I've already made ("Tech Support" and "My True Feelings") will be woven into the canon for this story, so if you wanna check those out as another 'sneak preview', feel free ;)

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The Good, The Bad, and The Wealthy by AntiqueDreams reviews
Lord help us. I really went for it, guys... A pure, unadulterated orgy of all my favorite clichés. XD You see, when some people indulge their inner weirdness, they write slashy smutfics. Apparently, I write Westerns. So sit back, strap on your forever alone mask, and click to read JN: Wild West Style! Just because I effing CAN.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,258 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Teen Genius by AllieLongbottom reviews
This is meant to be a continuation of the TV series. Each chapter is like an episode. Jimmy and his friends are all in high school now, but they still have some crazy adventures... Read and Review Please! Major Jimmy/Cindy focus.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
Wreck-it Ralph Bloopers by megabyte reviews
The secret blooper reel... More coming later!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, King Candy/Turbo
The Other Side of Tomorrow by AntiqueDreams reviews
After Jimmy's latest teleportation experiment fails, the gang finds themselves plunged into an alternate reality. There, they become entangled in a deadly conflict and slowly begin to piece together a vision of their own future far too terrible to imagine. Includes over 100 illustrations, COMPLETE
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,517 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Cindy V., April - Complete
TOSOT Oneshots by AntiqueDreams reviews
A series of oneshots that tie in with my Jimmy Neutron fanfic, The Other Side of Tomorrow. Be sure to read that fic first before checking out these.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Eragon: The Babysitter by KrazieShadowNinja reviews
Summary is inside. PG just to be safe! This is my first shot at an Eragon fic so please be nice! FINSHED!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
The KND Benders by MichaelDJ54 reviews
What will happen when The Kids of Sector V find out they have powers like the benders of Avatar: the last Airbender? Don't have to like Avatar to enjoy. Please R&R. Finished
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,985 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Lord of the Taters II by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Parody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Frodo B.
When You're Owned by Nadee reviews
Arisa Uotani has a happy life now with normal friends and a nearly normal crush. She's been able to block out her painful past but what happens when he shows back up? [Chapter 12 updated. COMPLETE.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,092 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Arisa U., Kyo S. - Complete
Operation INITIATE by Cyrix reviews
[X] As one generation of Sector V ends, another begins...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
SILLY SONGS WITH BEASTBOY by xynare reviews
I love silly song with larry and I love teen titans so why not put them together!If you don't know about silly songs with Larry shame on you but read anywayz I bet it will make you smile :
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004
Jack the Action Figure by Geheimnis reviews
Jack Sparrow: suave, sultry ... seven inches tall. Join him in his quest to take the toy store by force! Chapter Six: 'Only a toy,' Jack reminded himself wildly. 'Clay and paint – and clay and paint can’t be killed.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
First Love Will Always Be Remembered by FullMoonAngelo reviews
This is a Kyou X Tohru Fanfic. It's based on the Manga vol 2. This is my first Fic enjoy it and Review it please, Chap 6 is up
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
The Madness of Denethor by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Humorous oneshot. Denethor can’t remember who his son Faramir is, throws halfdigested tomatoes and chicken legs at people, and ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer dart! It's actually quite amusing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Finding Sanity by Black Wish reviews
Hiei, Faramir, Kurama, Aragorn, Edward Elric, Merry, Pippin, Harry Potter, and Gandalf have all gone insane while stuck in the magic white room. (padded walls too!)
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2005
Fate by AaidenKae reviews
if angela said someone you had never met was part of your fate would you track him for miles just to find him?i don't claim rights to anything.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005
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My True Feelings reviews
"This weekend's assignment is to write a poem about your feelings on something, brawwwwwk!" Miss Fowl delivered the daunting assignment, threatening to destroy my straight-A streak with my weakest subject. No worries, I'm sure I can invent SOMETHING to remedy this... What could possibly go wrong? If I only knew how much trouble Carl could get me into with a little truth serum...
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Tech Support reviews
When Jimmy's brand new super computer starts showing signs of a faulty motherboard, he must resort to calling the dreaded... TECH SUPPORT! Will he be able to convince the drool monkeys on the other end of the line that he's already diagnosed the problem, or will he be reduced to a drool monkey himself with their endless hours of scripts and department transfers? 1Shot. Slight JxC.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Carl W., Cindy V., Jimmy N., Sheen E. - Complete
Katniss: Guardian of Freedom reviews
Jack was the only guardian left. After the victory of Pitch and the enslavement of the peoples of Panem, even Jack was fading into oblivion as they forgot what fun was. But when the Man in the Moon gives Jack one more mission to protect one girl, a spark of hope flares. Could she be the one to free the peoples? Could the Girl on Fire become a Guardian of Freedom?
Crossover - Hunger Games & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow, Jack Frost, Pitch
Disconnection reviews
When Sugar Rush suddenly vanishes from the arcade, Ralph blames himself & vows to restore things to the way they were, which may involve taking care of the new game that's taken Vanellope's place. Meanwhile, the citizens of Sugar Rush find themselves under programmatic attack at the hands of a computer graphics graduate. Vanellope and her friends may never be the same...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,640 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead
December Twenty-Fifth reviews
10 years after his birth as "Jack Frost", he meets his sister unknowingly as she comes to the lake to pay her last respects. Unseen and unheard by her, can he still comfort her in her pain? When a young man comes along and takes a fancy to her, will Jack be able to fend him off as he eerily feels its his responsibility to do? K-plus for themes of death. One Shot. Jack's Sis x OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Operation: CAROLING reviews
Numbuh Four forgot to get Numbuh Three a Christmas present and he's running out of time to find the perfect gift! So he embarks on a solo mission to do just that, despite many obstacles. And what the heck is a goat doing in this story? (Rated T for one minor suggestive line made by a parent, all other content Kp) [December 2012 Second Edition with some minor corrections & changes]
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Harry Potter Christmas Carols reviews
It's Christmas in Jul,uh I mean April! so this collection takes christmas carols like 12 days of Christmas and turns it into the Twelve days of Harry Potter, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Random One Shots reviews
[Discontinued] Random one shots of the hobbits life in the shire, prologue explains it all, Rated K plus for insane randomness and mild violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2005
Mountain Dew: Pitch Black! reviews
[Discontinued][Sequel to Mountain Dew, please read that first, it will make this one so much easier to understand!] Starfire still struggles with addiction to mountain dew, now especially PITCH BLACK Pairs: RobXStar BBXRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Starfire
Operation: SADIEHAWKINS reviews
Numbuh 3 wants to go to the sadiehawkins dance! but the delightfuls might change her plans...pairings: 3X4, 2X5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Furuba Invasion! reviews
[Discontinued] What happens when you mix the furuba cast, a crazed author, and her trip to Japan? A whole lot of chaos! Rated K plus for xtreme randomness and mild vilence, including some animal abuse [hey, they ARE animals in the zodiac after all...]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
Mountain Dew reviews
What happens with a certain alien princess is introduced to a highly caffeinated % sugared beverage? How will the tired and testy titans handle her reaction? Only one way to find out! RobXStar BBXRa
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete