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Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Jak and Daxter, Naruto, Death Note, and Misc. Books.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Yeah, nothing new.

-- animedragongirl


Name: Liz

Occupation: Lazy writer, obsessive reader, random drawer, nitpicking beta/editor, stressing student, antiquated artist, manic musician-- it just goes on and on and on...

Age: 18

Fueled With: Dr. Pepper, music (ranging from rock to Celtic), a silent house, and the dark.

Hobbies: Studying, reading, writing (currently original stories and creative non-fiction), sleeping, eating, cooking, chasing lizards whilst pretending to be a T-Rex, singing, muuuuuuuuuuuusic, occasional acting, solving interesting (which is to say not personal) problems.

Story Stats: 14 stories, 3 collaborations, multiple betas


Stories written solely by me:

Random Tales- Fullmetal Alchemist. A collection of crack fics written and posted about five years ago. Complete from lack of reviews and lack of interest.

The Jak and Daxter Prank War- Jak and Daxter. Crack story, detailing the adventures of Jak and Daxter as they lead a prank war throughout the streets of Haven City. Spoilers up to Jak X. Complete because I ran out of interest whilst simultaneously ceasing to be funny.

Ramen and Sand- Naruto. One of the few serious stories I have posted, with an actual storyline. AU, NarutoxGaara pairing, detailing the exploits of two teenagers in a world where jinchuuriki are being hunted by a strange man leading a shadowy organization. Removed from the site, with no set date to return, because it is doubtful that I'll ever work up my lazy butt to edit and rewrite it all.

Snakeman and the Elbow- Naruto. Crack story. A random one-shot where Naruto has a bet with Kiba as to whether or not Orochimaru can break the laws of physics. Complete, obviously.

Birds- Naruto. Serious one-shot, my take on Deidara's life before Akatsuki. Some speculation, most now proven deeeeeeeead wrong. Complete.

One Cold Night- Naruto. A completely random one-shot. Hints at pairings. Itachi and Kisame are traveling alone in a very cold place. Semi-crack. Complete.

And They All Got Drunk- Naruto. Major crack. Sasuke finds something in the camera that watches over the Hokage's office- but what the hell is going on on camera? A little bit weird and sort of badly put together, but the scenario was funny at the time... Complete.

Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin- Naruto. Series of random little drabbles focusing on Akatsuki members, ranging from iPods to discussions on Naruto's name. Spoilers to the latest chapters. Mostly crack. Updated as felt necessary.

The Bird and the Shark- Naruto. Semi-serious, partly smut. DeidaraxKisame pairing, because I like it and haven't seen it anywhere else. Spoilers to the second arc in the manga. Complete.

Fine Art- Naruto. One-shot, SasorixDeidara smut. Longest free-standing one-shot with over five thousand words. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. Complete.

Gang Wars- Naruto. Ongoing series, updated when I have something written. AU, detailing Deidara's life in a foreign land at a school of ninja. When he joins the elite gang at the school, he finds himself in the middle of a conflict between gangs and another teen's complex over gaijin. SasorixDeidara, ItachixKisame.

Pizza Guy and the Snake- Naruto. One-shot, companion to Snakeman and the Elbow. Pizza guy's point of view. Totally unnecessary, so I won't be hurt if you don't read it. Complete.

Kitchenettes and Kisses- Death Note. One-shot, semi-crack. What happens when Misa walks in unannounced? LxRaito pairing. Complete.

Destruction and Discussion- Death Note. One-shot, companion to Kitchenettes and Kisses. Who knew Misa had such a degree of insanity? LxRaito pairing. Complete.

Liz's Trip to Hell- Misc. Multichapter story about me going to Dante's Hell as Dante did in The Inferno. Completely random, I know, but it was an assignment... that I spent two weeks writing. My poor history professor.

Collaboration stories:

Together Forever- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. TornxAshelin pairing. Peace reigns, the metal-heads all defeated. Now Torn's on a new mission- to win Ashelin's heart! Complete.

Forever and Always- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterios Angel -05.JakxKeira pairing. He pissed off the wrong woman when he kissed Ashelin Praxis- Keira and Jinx work together to win Jak back! Complete.

Final Adventures: Sandover Village- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. The final adventures of Jak and Daxter before the Rift Rider takes them to Haven City! What new dangers will they face? What stupidity will ensue?

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29677 - Favs: 15,868 - Follows: 14,278 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK. Review please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Marked by Jutsu by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
Music brought us together, but can tear us apart. I don't want to waste this chance to fix the past. Future AU, Naruto-centric Yaoi, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,416 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2004
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Gimme Mah Chocolate, Foo! by My Sublunary Soul reviews
Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mello, Near
Stockholm Syndrome by vampassassin reviews
In love with a psychotic clown and losing faith in good, insanity is looking better then ever & Harley's more then happy to go along with the Joker's war against Batman & Gotham City. She has no clue what she's getting into. Nolanverse, HQ/J
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Drama! Angst! And Nail Polish! by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Inferno by R.K. Cloud reviews
Based on Dante's "Inferno". Danny Ocean leads one person through hell. IMPORTANT: Please read summary inside. It explains everything.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
War of the Ancients by Red Mage 04 reviews
[Sequel to Risen Demon.] Cast out, Jak struggles to survive and a baptism by fire approaches as the Fallen return. The fate of the world will rest on three people: two Channelers, one light, one dark, and a Precursor determined not to fail again. JK TA DT
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,710 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Jak M., Keira
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
It Rains on the Living by Serria reviews
She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Wake Up Infidelity by tao-fetish reviews
There are certain things that we cry out unwittingly in the heat of passion, and some of those things can give away a very scandalous, sweet affair. [RaitoxL]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Humanity by writehanded reviews
In a world where pets look like humans, the concept of humanity is vague at best. Telling the difference between humans and animals is a daily stuggle. For Sasuke, it's not only a struggle—it's his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Along Came a by tao-fetish reviews
The spider picked the wrong chocolate bar to crawl onto...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Secrets of Maiden Kenpo by Ivory Bangle reviews
What if Fuu wasn't as helpless as she wanted everyone to beleive? What if a certain samurai found out her secret? Mugen x Fuu Rated M for later chapters.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,678 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Heart of Darkness by daeyeth reviews
A depressed Naruto is kidnapped by Itachi. Akatsuki trains him and Gaara, who they also captured, into fearless weapons. Five years later, Naruto and Gaara return to Konoha to take the jounin exam, but what are Akatsuki's true intentions?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,659 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
December by Saulie reviews
Light studied his own reflection in a shiny red ball, dangling from a branch.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Male Bonding, In It's Weird Forms by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Brother by shalanar reviews
All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,956 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unexpected mates by Honored Countess reviews
Naraku is dead, finally. But in order to kill him, the jewel was shattered once more. Inuyasha left Kagome alone in the woods and she runs into none other then Sesshomaru. So many things happen and many new demons present themselves. Will Sesshomaru and K
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,152 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Grateful Distractions by Zileto reviews
This is really a smut fic. PWP, slash, whatever you want to call it.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Underdogs Live in Card Castles by elphabah reviews
All our relationships in life have origins. Chance encounters, bizarre coincidences and suddenly two boys on different paths find themselves walking in the same direction. Meet Matt and Mello. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Past the Picket Fence by Letta reviews
Naruto just wants to go home. Kakashi just wants to find him. Enter Akatsuki. Enter Sound ninjas. Enter the freakshow. Naruto is exposed to the world outside of Konoha and Kakashi remembers why he avoids it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Say Goodbye by windborne reviews
[50sentences SasoDei] Deidara thinks that Sasori’s death was like a supernova – one last brilliant flash, and then everything’s gone, but that doesn’t lessen the hurt or ease the loneliness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Homicide of Sorts by idkwhatthisevenis reviews
The REAL reason why Itachi killed his clan. [OOC crack OneShot] Sorry, no Uchihacest. xD Rated T for language and, er, suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aka Suna no Birthday by Digital Skitty reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Light Amongst Shadows by Farr2rich reviews
A boy and his friends embark on a dangerous journey, teeming with friendship, betrayal, conflicts, love, drama and revenge. Will they survive, or will darkness rule for all eternity?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 420,564 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Distractions by Kylie-Chan reviews
Sometimes, Sasori liked being distracted. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pulling the Strings by Akatsuki210 reviews
In their quest to save Gaara from the Akatsuki, Sakura and Chiyo fought and defeated the deadly puppetmaster, Akasuna no Sasori. But who was Sasori? Why did he turn himself into a puppet? Why did he abandon the Sand village to join Akatsuki? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Watching the Wheels by Acey Dearest reviews
What happens when someone pulls you out of a lifetime of watching the wheels roll, for better or for worse. Four Matt shorts, spoilers up to chapter 83.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Owned by Kittfox reviews
get your hands off him little brother. He's Mine! I own him Itachi snarled. Over my dead body Itachi A sinister smile spread across Itachi's lips. As You wish. Itanarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Making Friends by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Hoshigaki Kisame meets his new partner, Uchiha Itachi. Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they? A kind of demented friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Completely Unnecessary by lapidary reviews
Raito didn't really expect L to be wearing a dress when he walked in. Why no, not at all. [slight RaitoxL. May cause trauma of sorts.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 409 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas, Alcohol, And Fire Jutsu by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
They just don't mix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Leave it to Deidara by tidAL rabbiT reviews
Uchiha Itachi, an aspiring novelist under the pseudonym Kumori Arashi, as there's no money to be made in Akatsuki, writes the story that's on everybody's mind. Who could ever have figured the organization would be so helpful? [UCHIHACEST, ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Risen Demon by Red Mage 04 reviews
Gone is the happygolucky boy from Sandover. In his place, is now a cold warrior thrust into an apocalyptic future. Can he overcome his new foes, or shall he lose himself to his hatred? Pairings: JxK TxA DxT Completed!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 254,699 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
But Home Is Nowhere by Mercury Bohemian reviews
[Complete] My first Naruto fic. Say hello to highschool as seen through the eyes of Sasuke and Naruto, two guys who are completely different, yet exactly the same. And then there's Itachi. [WARNING: SasuNaru, and a major character DEATH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,339 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews
Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by TheArchives reviews
(One-shot...unless inspiration were to strike me. Sorry.) Sasuke had expected that someday he'd run into his brother again...just not like this...Randomness warning!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
The Courting Of Uzumaki Naruto by The Carpet Shampoo reviews
Love is in the air, and everyone seems to be searching for that special someone to spend their life with. But why the heck did they ALL have to pick Naruto as that special someone? And who is the secret admirier? shounenaistraight hints. Chap 2 fixed
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
Itachi the Red Eyed Ninja by ShullBitter reviews
The classic Christmas song re-written for a very ninja Christmas! And to finish out the set of songs is Chapter 7, making this collection COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
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Gang Wars reviews
SasoDei, KisaIta An international school is alive with warring factions, and two groups duke it out. Akatsuki needs members soon, but Sasori is dead set against a certain blonde teen. Chapter twelve: Plot development!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Liz's Trip to Hell reviews
A parody of Dante's Inferno, or, more accurately, a paper I had to write for my history teacher. The prompt was to go through Dante's Hell as he did with Virgil. Various manga characters apply.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin reviews
Drabbles about Akatsuki. Nineteenth chapter: What are Deidara and Kisame planning? Why? And does it have to do with Orochimaru or a party? [Warning: Implied yaoi pairings: SasoDei and KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006
Destruction and Discussion reviews
[LxRaito] Who would have known that Misa could do so much damage? Side fic to Kitchenettes and Kisses. [Crack]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Kitchenettes and Kisses reviews
[LxRaito and vice versa] Misa Amane is determined to see her boyfriend, but she isn't quite ready to deal with the consequences of appearing unannounced. [Crack]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Pizza Guy and the Snake reviews
Sequal to Snakeman and the Elbow. Pizza guy's POV. Really short, about a hundred or so words. Character 2 is supposed to be the pizza guy, but they don't have him on the list :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Bird and the Shark reviews
Graphic yaoi. KisamexDeidara. Third chapter: Loss. Deidara deals with the loss of one partner, while Tobi acts like an idiot. Timeskip between chapters yet again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Fine Art reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Jak and Daxter Prank War reviews
[I AM BACK!]Lessee, a prank war between the two best of friends and their allies. Who will win? Summary sounds WAY more sophisticated than story actually is. [17TH CHAPTER UP: CAMPING! As well as an explanation of my absence that isn't very good]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005
And They All Got Drunk reviews
A SUPPOSEDLY secret meeting in the Godaime's office becomes perfect blackmail for Sasuke... and Deidara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
One Cold Night reviews
Random Oneshot. Itachi hates the cold, and a chance encounter in a small hut doesn't make him any happier. [hints of SasuNaru and KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Birds reviews
Deidara thinks about birds and remembers the past. Oneshot, some angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Snakeman and the Elbow reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Random Tales reviews
Complete from lack of attention. A collection of short drabbles filled with stupidity and peeps.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
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