Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Jak and Daxter, Naruto, Death Note, and Misc. Books.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Yeah, nothing new.
Occupation: Lazy writer, obsessive reader, random drawer, nitpicking beta/editor, stressing student, antiquated artist, manic musician-- it just goes on and on and on...
Fueled With: Dr. Pepper, music (ranging from rock to Celtic), a silent house, and the dark.
Hobbies: Studying, reading, writing (currently original stories and creative non-fiction), sleeping, eating, cooking, chasing lizards whilst pretending to be a T-Rex, singing, muuuuuuuuuuuusic, occasional acting, solving interesting (which is to say not personal) problems.
Story Stats: 14 stories, 3 collaborations, multiple betas
Stories written solely by me:
Random Tales- Fullmetal Alchemist. A collection of crack fics written and posted about five years ago. Complete from lack of reviews and lack of interest.
The Jak and Daxter Prank War- Jak and Daxter. Crack story, detailing the adventures of Jak and Daxter as they lead a prank war throughout the streets of Haven City. Spoilers up to Jak X. Complete because I ran out of interest whilst simultaneously ceasing to be funny.
Ramen and Sand- Naruto. One of the few serious stories I have posted, with an actual storyline. AU, NarutoxGaara pairing, detailing the exploits of two teenagers in a world where jinchuuriki are being hunted by a strange man leading a shadowy organization. Removed from the site, with no set date to return, because it is doubtful that I'll ever work up my lazy butt to edit and rewrite it all.
Snakeman and the Elbow- Naruto. Crack story. A random one-shot where Naruto has a bet with Kiba as to whether or not Orochimaru can break the laws of physics. Complete, obviously.
Birds- Naruto. Serious one-shot, my take on Deidara's life before Akatsuki. Some speculation, most now proven deeeeeeeead wrong. Complete.
One Cold Night- Naruto. A completely random one-shot. Hints at pairings. Itachi and Kisame are traveling alone in a very cold place. Semi-crack. Complete.
And They All Got Drunk- Naruto. Major crack. Sasuke finds something in the camera that watches over the Hokage's office- but what the hell is going on on camera? A little bit weird and sort of badly put together, but the scenario was funny at the time... Complete.
Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin- Naruto. Series of random little drabbles focusing on Akatsuki members, ranging from iPods to discussions on Naruto's name. Spoilers to the latest chapters. Mostly crack. Updated as felt necessary.
The Bird and the Shark- Naruto. Semi-serious, partly smut. DeidaraxKisame pairing, because I like it and haven't seen it anywhere else. Spoilers to the second arc in the manga. Complete.
Fine Art- Naruto. One-shot, SasorixDeidara smut. Longest free-standing one-shot with over five thousand words. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. Complete.
Gang Wars- Naruto. Ongoing series, updated when I have something written. AU, detailing Deidara's life in a foreign land at a school of ninja. When he joins the elite gang at the school, he finds himself in the middle of a conflict between gangs and another teen's complex over gaijin. SasorixDeidara, ItachixKisame.
Pizza Guy and the Snake- Naruto. One-shot, companion to Snakeman and the Elbow. Pizza guy's point of view. Totally unnecessary, so I won't be hurt if you don't read it. Complete.
Kitchenettes and Kisses- Death Note. One-shot, semi-crack. What happens when Misa walks in unannounced? LxRaito pairing. Complete.
Destruction and Discussion- Death Note. One-shot, companion to Kitchenettes and Kisses. Who knew Misa had such a degree of insanity? LxRaito pairing. Complete.
Liz's Trip to Hell- Misc. Multichapter story about me going to Dante's Hell as Dante did in The Inferno. Completely random, I know, but it was an assignment... that I spent two weeks writing. My poor history professor.
Together Forever- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. TornxAshelin pairing. Peace reigns, the metal-heads all defeated. Now Torn's on a new mission- to win Ashelin's heart! Complete.
Forever and Always- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterios Angel -05.JakxKeira pairing. He pissed off the wrong woman when he kissed Ashelin Praxis- Keira and Jinx work together to win Jak back! Complete.
Final Adventures: Sandover Village- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. The final adventures of Jak and Daxter before the Rift Rider takes them to Haven City! What new dangers will they face? What stupidity will ensue?