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Joined 12-25-04, id: 727117, Profile Updated: 04-14-13
Author has written 4 stories for Criminal Minds, and Sherlock.

I've been writing fan fiction for years now and post it in different places, no one place is ever my main home. Currently my fandoms include Criminal Minds, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and many others. I'm an infrequent poster.

I have a tendency to write in one shots. If it gets too long and complicated, I may not finish. And I don't usually demand reviews on my stories unless I'm terrified they stink out loud.

Stories I'm currently working on or have finished:

Criminal Minds

Last Request - A JJ and Gideon fic set ten years in the future, detailing many of the things that the team has been up to since 2012. Set in 2022.

Sherlock/Criminal Minds

Profiling International - A crossover fic between Sherlock and Criminal Minds. When a case in England goes nowhere because the lead suspect committed suicide, Dr. Spencer Reid is sent to London to wrap things up. Set post Reichenbach.

NOTICE!!! SPECIAL AUTHOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!!


Due to the unforeseen circumstances surrounding my laptop dying in February, I have NOT been able to do any work on Profiling International 2. I only just got the replacement this weekend. It will take me a couple weeks, but The Game is On IS COMING!!!

I'm sorry that this happened, and that everyone had to wait so long. Hopefully, you can wait just a little longer.

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Patchwork Family by bekins reviews
Fourteen years after his one night stand with Renee Charlie learns he has triplets with one phone call altering everyone's life forever. Will they be able to forge a family out of the hurt in the past? Slash NOW UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,277 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Monster In The Closet by Roselie Parry reviews
When Spencer Reid was 8 he had an imaginary friend named The Doctor who saved him from the thing in his closet. Years later, kids have started to go missing again & Reid knows there's only 1 thing that could be behind it. & only 1 person who can stop it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid
Profile Me, Doc by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Hotch and the team are called in for an extremely unique case in New York City. The Crowned Clown Prince of Crime always loved a challenge, and Reid has never liked to lose, and the Joker learns that even he can't break the laws of attraction...J/R slash.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,005 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Joker, S. Reid
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 11,589 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hidden Behind Our Appearances by ohinyan reviews
A Year That Never Was AU. A Jack centric fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harold Saxon, Jack H. - Complete
Thank You, Elvis by Klytie reviews
When Alice and Jasper arrive at the Cullens back in the 50's, Jasper discovers something besides a new family. Edward x Jasper slash. AU. UPDATED 11-18-10
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,110 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Fragments of a Shattered Life by ohinyan reviews
After POTW Jack's life takes a turn for the worse and he desperately needs help.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bad Things by listencl0sely reviews
Derek Morgan has a few problems that he probably needs to deal with. One, Garcia is missing. Two, he's working with Vampires. Three, he might possibly have a thing for Spencer Reid... The second most powerful vampire in all of Louisiana. Morgan/Reid.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - D. Morgan
Disordered by seditionary reviews
AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,698 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Moments Too Late by Dragonsmaidan reviews
Hotch is left alone damaged, with no one, but is it all his own fault?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Aliens and Unsubs by Holdur reviews
Spencer Reid walks into a bar and meets Mickey Smith. Criminal Minds/Doctor Who crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Mickey S., S. Reid - Complete
I Have Them Too by AhmoseInarus reviews
Reid has something in common with a suspect; scars on his body, self inflicted. When the suspect is cleared, Reid cannot let the boy leave without offering him the help that he never had. And in doing so, Reid is able to heal one of his own wounds...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/2/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Tribulations by AhmoseInarus reviews
SLASH Reid/OC UnSub non-con A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it's a race against time to save more than just his life...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,782 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
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Snuff reviews
Mycroft has come into possession of a strange video, and as this case would require leg work, he asks Sherlock to investigate. After initially refusing, John watches the tape and worries that it may legitimately be a snuff film. Sherlock, at John's request, finally agrees to look into it. Which is when things take a turn for the strange.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Interlude reviews
A conversation between Sherlock and Reid on the plane to America.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2013 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Profiling International reviews
Post Reichenbach Fall. Dr. Spencer Reid is called to London to profile a crime in which the suspect has committed suicide. Little does Reid know that this means he must profile Sherlock Holmes, and that he could be in for more trouble than he had originally anticipated.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - S. Reid, DI Lestrade - Complete
Last Request reviews
JJ gets a call she wasn't expecting, and goes to meet an old friend to help him out one more time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, J. Gideon - Complete