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Name: Sephtis Than Keira

Age: 2,385

Hometown: Does Camp-Half Blood count?

Hair: Electic Blue

Gender: Female (Duh, Girls are better)

Ima gonna taste the rainbow!

Child of Hestia

Blessed by Hera and Dionysus and Hades

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that

would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if y

. If You Just Need to Laugh:

· The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an aIf Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 20%

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!ccident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

· An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

· The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

· Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

· I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

· Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

· I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

· Is it time for your medication or mine?

· Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

· A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab them back for you.

· A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

· Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps

· Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs 1- Pro 0.

· To put it nicely, I hope you choke

· Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

· It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

· You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

· A day without sunshine is like... night.

· I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

· Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

· When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

· When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye, and run like hell.

· Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

· Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

· If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

· Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

· Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

· There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

· Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

· I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

· Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

· Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

· It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

· If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

· The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

· Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

· For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

· A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

· Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

· Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

· I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by.

· I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

· There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

· Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

· On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

· Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

· Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

· Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

· If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

· I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

· For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

· If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

· Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

· Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

· Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

· I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

· Complicated problems always have the easiest and most wrong solutions.

· You can’t drown your sorrows, they can swimou are that 20%

45 Funny things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."

24) When the elevator doors shut, assuring say, "It's OK, they will open up again!".

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

27) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers..

31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

43) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

44) Tell people that you can see their aura.

45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (not caffeine...but sugar!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

#WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

95% of people would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

95% of people would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a cliff, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La)

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets 9Aka a blender and toaster..)

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12. You get to wear creepy masks.

13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it.

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushy collection. did I just say that out loud?

15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's!

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..)

17. We get to order our minions around!

18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it!

20. Sometimes we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials.

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you

If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs

Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

1. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

2. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

3. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

4. The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

5. If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

6. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Fredrick Nietzsche Funny Quotes

7. In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

8. A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

9. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

10. Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?

11. Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

Mark Twain Funny Quotes

12. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

13. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

14. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

15. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

16. The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

17. “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”

Voltaire Funny Quotes

18. Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

19. If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

20. Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.

21. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

22. The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

23. It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.

24. There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.

25. Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

26. Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

27. By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.

28. Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

Plato Funny Quotes

29. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

30. No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern.

31. This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

32. Courage is knowing what not to fear.

33. The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Winston Churchill Funny Quotes

34. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

35. If you are going through hell, keep going.

36. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

37. It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

George Carlin Funny Quotes

38. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

39. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

40. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

41. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

42. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”

43. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.

44. What year did Jesus think it was?

45. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

46. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

47. “No comment” is a comment.

48. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

49. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Steve Martin Funny Quotes

50. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

51. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.

52. Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

53. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

54. You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies - all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

55. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

56. Why is it we don’t always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends? * As Harris K. Telemacher in “L.A. Story” (1991)

Steven Colbert Funny Quotes

57. “To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face.” -Roasting Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ dinner

58. On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.

59. There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

60. Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.

61. I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

62. Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.

63. Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

64. “There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell.”

65. Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

Jon Stewart Funny Quotes

66. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

67. Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

68. We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem - it’s in North Korea.

69. We declared war on terror—it’s not even a noun, so, good luck.

70. Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass. Jon Stewart’s Stand-up performance at RIT, 2005

Bill Maher Funny Quotes

71. Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

72. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

73. Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.

74. They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.

Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quotes

75. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

76. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

77. There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”

78. Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

Larry David Funny Quotes

79. Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there’s your diamond in the rough.

80. If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.

81. I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people.”

Dennis Miller Funny Quotes

82. A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

83. The average American’s day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles’s dart board.

84. “The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”

Jay Leno Funny Quotes

85. Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

86. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

87. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

88. The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes

89. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

90. Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

91. I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

92. A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home!

93. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Sarah Silverman Funny Quotes

94. When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

95. I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

Chris Rock Funny Quotes

96. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

97. I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

98. If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s near fourty.

99. “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”

100. “You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.” Chris Rock while hosting the Oscars

101. Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a Mexican to work.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love wolves, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Frrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooogggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

(the answering machine)

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but i'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

I'm that type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when my feet hit the floor in the morning

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk; I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense"

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

6 truths of life

1- You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue

2- All Idiots, after reading the first truth, will try

3- And discovered that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it

4- You're smiling now because you're an idiot

5- You soon will paste it on your profile for other idiots

6- There is still a stupid smile on your face

Repost if you are an idiot like me!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

Team Leo!!

LEO IN THE GREAT HALL

I had calmed down a bit, apart from my usual jittering. But then I felt a random rush of excitement, so I jumped up, and I felt myself go on fire. Everyone (except for all the demigods) screamed and someone summoned some water and splashed it on me. I remembered to save my clothes this time.

"LOE VALDEZ!" I heard Lixen call.

"YEAH?" I heard some people gasp in surprise in me not being dead

""STOP GOING ON FIRE!"

"OKAY" I shut of my flames, dusting myself off. I felt the silence other than the quiet snickering of Percy and Jason.

"TEAM LEO ALL THE WAY!" Annabeth called, and we all burst in to laugher.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11589170/3/Oh-Boy-A-new-teacher

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is fool cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (not caffeine...but sugar!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (I think my rabid obsession with all things anime is enough) If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love wolves, copy and paste this to your profile


If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.


I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Frrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooogggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!


There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone. Originally by Lady Firewing Wolf skater


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor, Whitechocolate14, Louisiana-gal2, Wolf skater, YAY Productions, NicoDiAngelo234,the funky she-wolf 33415, YukiUzumakiUhiha


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a idiot

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

(the answering machine)

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but i'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

I'm that type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when my feet hit the floor in the morning

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk; I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense"

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!


6 truths of life

1- You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue

2- All Idiots, after reading the first truth, will try

3- And discovered that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it

4- You're smiling now because you're an idiot

5- You soon will paste it on your profile for other idiots

6- There is still a stupid smile on your face

Repost if you are an idiot like me!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sing a lot at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you open the microwave door before the counter hits zero(to avoid the beeping), copy and paste this into your profile.


Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a raserceh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yuor porflie!


Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?”

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!


child of Hades:

You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud music.
You think parties are loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in a diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
You aren't particularly fond of most animals.

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish, YukiUzumakiUchiha and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! Percabeth-you know you love it

Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy

Girl #2- I hate mytholagy

Girl #1- Do you like to learn?

Girl #2- Not really

Girl #1- Do you like school?

Girl #2- No.

Girl #1- Do you like to read?

Girl #2- Yes

Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumb and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus.

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (...that anyone knows about)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (...They already know)

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. (...Look above.)

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (...And i would want to do that why?)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. (But we do it anyways)

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (..Or Skittles.)

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (Mine will be the only one without lipstick on it.)


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is ideot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (I think my rabid obsession with all things anime is enough) If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Frrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooogggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it like it didn't touch your heart.

95% of people would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

95% of people would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a cliff, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La)

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets 9Aka a blender and toaster..)

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12. You get to wear creepy masks.

13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it.

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushy collection. did I just say that out loud?

15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's!

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..)

17. We get to order our minions around!

18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it!

20. Sometimes we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials.

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you

If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs

45 Funny things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."

24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!".

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

27) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers..

31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

43) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

44) Tell people that you can see their aura.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 20%

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kind of the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Fairytales and Gods by Curious Beats reviews
After making a deal with the devil Percy is mandated to Remnant, arriving in a settlement just north of Mistral. After a short conversation with the local deity, it's apparent this world needs saving about as much as his own. He sets off to forge his mark into the new world in the only way Mistral will allow; the life of crime.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,750 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 7h - Published: 8/24/2020
Mortified by FiveRivers reviews
Danny had actually been looking forward to Casper High's ghost safety assembly, but, between a ghost attack and his parents' newest weapon, things go wrong very quickly. Now Danny will have to fight not only ghosts and hunters, but his own instincts to get everyone back home safely. If at all. Updates on Fridays and sometimes Sundays. (Cover by me.)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 259 - Words: 618,849 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9h - Published: 5/31/2018 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F.
Needs and Wants by wintergreen825 reviews
Death was decidedly dissatisfied with the care being shown by certain bacteria towards his favorite one. He would have preferred to just reap the impertinent apes responsible, but unfortunately, that option was off the table. Luckily, a bit of research showed a different option just in time for Dean Winchester to catch up with him in a little pizzeria in Chicago. (Picks up S05Ep21)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S.
An Undertow of Sand by Shujin1 reviews
Cthulu Mythos Fusion. "A half-blood child of the eldest gods, shall reach sixteen against all odds." Who decided the sons of Kronos met the criteria? There are older gods. Elder Gods. See with your mind, oh Child of Prophecy. For reality is a lie. Your very existence is a flaw. An anomaly. A bend in Fate. And if Fate can bend, then it can break. Open your eyes...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 108,092 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 6/3 - Luke C., Percy J., Artemis
ATLOP: Lessons in Water by WardofWinters reviews
Percy survived his first year at Camp Half-Blood, and made many friends along the way, even if one tried to kill him. Now he gets to brave the realities of undersea politics, handle a custody dispute, and deal with land school all at the same time. The problems at camp certainly don't help make his summer any more peaceful either. Sequel to- ATLOP: Trial By Fire
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,185 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 10/21/2020 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J., Triton
Clark Kent's Demigod Daughter by Yut Taha Aki reviews
FemPercy! When Percy Jackson was a baby her mom Sally and stepdad Paul were killed. Hera, who loved Percy with all her immortal heart, brought her niece and goddaughter to a 16 year old Clark Kent to be protected and cared for. And with Clark, Percy gets a new family with the JLA. Sidekicks know all secret ids. Will now include Harry Potter. No Smelly Gabe or Dursley’s, I hate them
Crossover - Young Justice & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Ares, Percy J., Hera, Clark K./Superman
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,306 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 1/1/2017
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 1,983,090 - Reviews: 7122 - Favs: 12,995 - Follows: 12,960 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Ricky by chachingmel123 reviews
Who knew two people would create the greatest musician in history?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 2/1
Bonding (continued story) by DearlyFictitious reviews
Official reboot of Bonding, ADOPTED from Dr. Paint -When Percy agreed to live with his immortal family underwater, he never would've imagined it'd be anything like this! Features other gods/demigods in a series of oneshots/drabbles. Rated T for some language and themes. NO ROMANCE AND SPORADIC UPDATES ARE TO BE EXPECTED. Story picks up last from chapter 19 of previous fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
Harry Potter: Prince of Games by DZ2 reviews
Harry never went to the Dursleys; instead, he was raised in a life of fun, mystery and excitement. But as it always does, destiny soon catches up with him as he discovers strange powers, a dark destiny and truths about himself. Harry/Alexis; (SEE LATEST POST FOR UPDATE ON NEW IDEA!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,838 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Harry P., Alexis R./Asuka T.] S. Kaiba, Yugi M. - Complete
Cupboards and Cryogenics by Yodeling Prospector reviews
When HYDRA sends The Winter Soldier to bring them the four-year-old Boy Who Lived, the outcome is not what they expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,492 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 5,145 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 444,499 - Reviews: 8297 - Favs: 15,341 - Follows: 17,629 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Grandfather's Day by WardofWinters reviews
Kronos goes from Tartarus to a strange room, suddenly having a body once more. Why are there two kids here? Fates? What's happening? Or: I frowned at the chocolate cake, "I'm not sure we made this right… why is it purple?" "I added blue food dye!" "I added green food dye!" "That does not equal purple?" I said, baffled.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14 - Kronos, Percy J., Thalia G.
Dawn of the Valkyrie by QueenMilaAshdown reviews
When they're the last two left with the Realms collapsing around them, Loki uses dangerous magic to send Evelyn back to the beginning to do it all over again. The Soul Magic has unexpected side effects, though. Evelyn blames it on her damned Potter Luck. With far more allies that originally expected, she and Loki set out to stop the end of the Nine Realms before it even starts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,207 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 4/18/2019 - [Harry P., Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.]
The Fates Want Change by FMPtrumpets reviews
The Fates are tired of watching it. There is a storm coming, and if they want to survive... so they force them to read what they're actions are doing to themselves and their children. And they pull Percy and a few others along for the ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 435,056 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 8/10/2016
Mischief Far From Managed by AppoApples reviews
Loki got played by Thanos and comes to his senses mid-conversation with Black Widow which is going to have galactic consequences. Harry Potter finds himself in another universe where his magic has changed almost as much as the world around him. Potter luck, Loki spite, with a dash of Spidy-tingles -Midgard is never going to be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,927 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 4/6 - Harry P., Loki, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
A Chance Encounter by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Harry was separated from the group when Death Eater's attacked the quidditch world cup and ended up running to someone a little early?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Gabrielle D.
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor? Rated T for violence and gore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 421,089 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 6,616 - Follows: 8,421 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Deadly Belladonna by AppoApples reviews
Harry was rather content with his life, but when his lover, Andromeda finds a way to rewrite the war, well, let's just say that the Dark Lord was not expecting to deal with two Harry Potter's and the loss of his favourite lieutenant. Sirius Black might not be the only Black with a cleared name and dark past. Yet for younger Harry, the future has never been brighter. Slow updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 1/12 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Sirius B., Luna L.
Seventh Haven by wolfsrainrules reviews
It was just accepted that civilians that had the luck to go Flame Active had to join the Mafia. And it was a truth that nine times out of ten, they died. Well in this Universe, Skull takes a different route and that truth shifts and flips until nothing is what it would have been. (AU, pre-canon to canon and beyond. Inspired by Vixen Tail and DRABBLES so short)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skull, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia, OC
Legacy by Izzyaro reviews
Salazar Slytherin did not have an easy life, and he finally died alone after an argument with his dearest friends. Then he was reborn. Somehow. But life as the Boy Who Lived might be too much even for him. At least he doesn't have to do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,132 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Salazar S., Godric G.
Message in a Bottle by HappyHound reviews
I've read a few different stories with Percy having a different godly parent, but I haven't seen too many where he isn't still somehow the prophesy child. So, this… In which Percy's father isn't Poseidon and the Fates have to do some quick maneuvers to keep their tapestry pretty.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/18 - Percy J., Triton
A Man of Action (Figures) by Talik Sanis reviews
Chat Noir convinces Ladybug to sponsor a Miraculous toyline, and everything's going wrong: Lila, Alya, and their classmates know the Chat figure's a piece of junk, and aren't afraid to let Adrien know it, Marinette is on the warpath to protect Chat Noir's honor, and Adrien just wants a Multimouse figure for his collection, but no one knows she exists... unless...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 4/30 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
The Silver Hunter by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Sally Jackson wasn't a clear sighted mortal, what if she was a daughter of Hephaestus with almost no demigod scent and raised Percy to know about the Greek world. A story with a strong, confident, intelligent, and cunning Percy Jackson. Artemis and Hunters Bashing. Pairing undecided.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,647 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Percy J., Rachel D.] Sally J.
The hit on the groom and what became of it by PLPanda reviews
When Gabriel forces Adrien to marry Lila, the boy is distraught. He drops being Chat Noir out of fear of being discovered. He accepted his fate. Marinette didn't. Ladybug might not be able to do much, but whoever said that Marinette isn't resourceful. Can't save your best friend yourself? Hire a mercenary to kidnap him for you. What could possibly go wrong with that one?
Crossover - Batman & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/25 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 282,120 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Flames of Destiny by LaidEffect reviews
An unconscious stranger found in the middle of the Earth Kingdom was surprisingly saved by the exiled-Prince-cum-fugitive of the Fire Nation. Unaware to the Prince, this stranger's appearance could bring seismic changes to everyone's belief and destiny, particularly that of a certain legendary figure - the Avatar.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,810 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/10 - Aang, Zuko, Percy J.
Third Year Sorting by vlad the inhaler reviews
Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Cermony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna, Queen of Azkaban by TeachUsSomethingPlease reviews
Fudge wanted scapegoats for the DoM incident, and he picked the Ministry 6. Now they're stuck in Azkaban instead of the Death Eaters. The dementors are gone, but things seem bleak... until Luna reveals she's smuggled in a wand. And she seems to be slowly taking control of the island for the DA. Oops. Features Idiot!Fudge, Genius!Luna, Good!Dumbledore, and one very confused Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/22/2020
Questionably Legal by MaximumDragonEnergy reviews
Gwen tells the knights about all the weird things Merlin has done over the years, some of which were not entirely legal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/12 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere, Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
The Sea Seer by HappyHound reviews
Percy Jackson is not a demigod in this one. Born into the Harry Potter Universe unknowingly apart of the magical world, and far more important than he would ever expect. Can Percy manage to survive the coming war, or even his magical classes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Percy J.
Blue Moon by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In some other universe, Edward was a little more insistent about that "you can just sleep with Jacob" plan that he proposed to Bella inside a tent. Replace Jacob with Carlisle, insert Carlisle's need to fix the dumpster fire that is his son's relationship, and add in a dash of upset Bella and terrible things ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,050 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/31/2020 - [Bella, Carlisle] Aro, Edward - Complete
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations, friends, and enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 108 - Words: 897,299 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
I may be a dumbass, but I'm not stupid! by IzzyMRDB reviews
Percy may be oblivious, but he eventually figures out that something up when the fish start talking. And when the only available conclusion to all the evidence he's gathered is that he's the son of a god, what will he do? (Crossposted on ao3/ canon rewrite/ butterfly effect/ smart yet realistic percy/ ship undecided/ worldbuilding)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,278 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Athena, Hermes, Percy J., Triton
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 194 - Words: 854,391 - Reviews: 13069 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 9/4/2005
Once a Hero by Wingd knight reviews
-Formerly: Becoming a hero twice over!- Percy leaves New York after Gaia's defeat and Annabeth's death, becoming a wanderer and assistant to Doctor Bruce Banner. When his new teacher is contacted by SHIELD to help locate a dangerous artifact Percy insists he comes along, leading to the demigod finding himself playing the role of hero of the world once again.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Percy J.
The return of magic and the things that float by Ms. Dragon Reader reviews
"What have I said about causing people to float?" "Not to unless I get their permission." In which, Camelot spends a day floating and Lancelot lost his sandwich to a hovering rooster. (One-shot)
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot, Leon - Complete
Team RAMEN! by Felicity Dream reviews
In a weird, horribly wrong twist of fate, Ruby is the leader of a team comprised of Roman Torchwick and his henchwoman Neo, a cranky man named Adam Taurus, and a snarky older teen named Mercury Black. They were all a little strange and murderous (though she doubted they really were), but they were her team, even if two of them were reforming (she thought so?) criminals!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,640 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/15/2020 - Ruby R., Adam T., Roman T., Mercury B.
Harry Casts a Curse by TomHRichardson reviews
29th October 1990: Whilst hiding from Dudley, Harry reads a book in the school library, CAMPFIRE TALES FOR BOYS. Four years and two days later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Harry tries something that he had read about in that children's book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 5/30 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
With Whom To Dance? by WardenInTheNorth reviews
With the announcement of the Yule Ball, Harry feared that his usually-wonderful Christmas at Hogwarts had been ruined. He soon learns otherwise, and gains the greatest gift of all along the way. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,228 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/8/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
the Chains of Kings by FiveRivers reviews
If the Ghost Zone had a secret, it was this: Pariah Dark had been asleep when he was crowned. He'd had a good reason to rage. (Slight body horror.)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/8/2020 - Danny F., Clockwork, Nocturne - Complete
The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway by Fantasy Writer '92 reviews
Lucy has never been normal. Despite being the elder sibling to The Boy Who Lived having its own challenges. She never let it bother her too much. But what does is the tarnished memory of their mother burned into her brother's brain. When the truth came out in the form of Hagrid, she thought she could relax, WRONG! Enter Loki: The God of Mischief, ready to shake her world yet again!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,733 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/5/2020 - Harry P., OC, Loki
Percy Jackson & The Sapphire Flame by Silas-the-Sith 05 reviews
What if Poseidon sent his son away from the PJO universe to the world of Avatar? When an opportunity to travel the world arises, Percy takes it. But is guarding Azula really his best idea? Taking place over Seasons 2 & 3, just how much does Percy shake up the entire ATLA storyline when he's on the bad side. And who ever said fire & water didn't mix? Based off Percy & The Princess
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,667 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/27/2020 - Azula, Percy J.
The Perfect Lord: Harry James Potter by datewithdestiny reviews
Ravenclaw!Harry. His journey from the very start with the Dursleys till the end of the second war. Harry will lead the war his way. He is no one's puppet. Powerful, Ambitious, Intelligent & Political. Ruthless to enemies and loyal to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,416 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P.
Imperator: Filii Deorum by CombatTombat reviews
Jason Grace is missing, kidnapped from New Rome with no one knowing how it happened. His cousin, Percy Jackson, Son of Neptune, is going crazy trying to find him. But as new threats rise, Percy finds out that not all is as it seems, and that his search for his cousin may have to wait while he handles these new threats, both internal and external. Sequel to Vas Bellicosum.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,917 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/14/2019 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] [Jason G., Piper M.] - Complete
Heroes at Hogwarts by Just.a.violist reviews
Percy and Annabeth Jackson, the newly made gods of heroes, notice a certain Harry Potter under their domain. They decide that they want to help him, and so they go to Hogwarts during his fifth year under the guise of the DADA professors. What will happen when two literal gods join the war in the wizarding world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,088 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 6/10/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Technically Still a Crime by FiveRivers reviews
Prompt by nocturna-starr: Just because there are ghosts flying around doesn't mean that there isn't criminal activity happening. In fact, the crime rate has gone up, and not just because of the ghosts. Phantom learns this when he accidentally interrupts felony in progress.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/25 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Phantom and the Knight by savya398 reviews
After two years Danny Fenton finally felt like he was getting this whole superhero thing under control. So of course something had to come along and ruin everything.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/4/2020 - Danny F.
And I will swallow my pride (In hopes of a final goodbye) by IzzyMRDB reviews
Rhea thought the fight was over when she handed Luke that blade. The war she fought for others was over. She was wrong. Now a thousand miles and a thousand years from home, all alone with just the ghost of a curse to accompany her in her travels, she will only fight for the wars she chooses. (time travel / fem!percy / historical accuracy / trojan war / worldbuilding)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,894 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/15/2020 - [Apollo, Percy J.] Poseidon, OC
Unspeakables by Ebenbild reviews
Twenty one years after the war, the Death Eaters strike back and the Weasley, Potter and Lupin families die. Thank Merlin, Harry knows exactly what to do. "An' in the Minishtry… er… th' Depaaamen… er… Demammend… er… y'know… the mishterious thingy!... there'sh a roooom! A room foa time!" Oddly enough, this time Percy is along for the ride. Unspeakable! Harry and Percy, time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,229 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Harry P., Percy W.
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 449,466 - Reviews: 3604 - Favs: 6,822 - Follows: 7,355 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Snow and Song by FiveRivers reviews
Based on prompts from hauntedjoanns and shower-phantom-ideas. Danny is forced to join the drama club to make up for a missing 'fine arts' credit on his transcript. He wants to stay in the background, or, more accurately, stay backstage. Will he? Of course not! Irregular updates. Rated T for safety.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F.
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 10,503 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
The Boy Who Fell From The Sky by navnit reviews
Harry and Hermione discover an Alien baby during a meteor shower with skin of steel and superhuman strength. They flee to the States to protect him. However it's difficult for an adolescent Alien child to remain under the radar when his best friend and adopted older brother is none other than the spoiled billionaire brat Tony Stark. Man of Steel meets Man of Iron. (HPxDCxMCU)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,746 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/22/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Iron Man/Tony S.
Deadly Nightshade by savya398 reviews
Lily and James weren't Harry's parents. They were his aunt and uncle. Petunia decides she shouldn't have to raise her nephew when his mother is perfectly capable of doing it herself. She tracks down her wayward sister who enjoys attacking people with giant plants, and quickly washes her hands of the entire situation. Now, Gotham and Batman have a new young villain to deal with.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,905 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy, Harry P.
A Robin and His Lady by ProudGeek4Ever reviews
Marinette lost her friends to Lila, Adrien weren't doing anything and Chat Noir kept getting more irresponsible. Being a teenage superhero was stressfull without all that, but Marinette's life takes a turn for the better when a chance meeting in Gotham changes everything. Damian changes everything. Part 1 of A Life Unknown series.
Crossover - Batman & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/6/2019 - [Damian W./Robin, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Spider-Network by RebukeX7 reviews
Social media has had many uses. Finding old friends, keeping up with the news, finding love, and even...saving the world? It started with a "stupid" idea Peter had during a date night with MJ but little did he know it would change the multiverse forever. A series of loosely connected one-shots that tell how an app saved existence. Canon relationships, rating may vary.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,955 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/3/2019 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.] [Miles M./Ultimate Spider-Man, Gwen S.]
Harry Potter and the Return of Merlin by luminare91 reviews
** Incomplete and discontinued for revision. A new version to be posted ** The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
The Peverell Legacy by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry accidentally missed his wedding and his fiancee came looking for him. Turns out he was in the nineteen-eighties. Big shout out to ClareR89 for being my sounding board
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,913 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 555,261 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 8,782 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,160 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 6,676 - Follows: 7,866 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Percy Jackson and the world of magic by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 270,821 - Reviews: 4721 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 8,108 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/5/2016
Being Prince Ali with No Problems by chachingmel123 reviews
What if before Aladdin made his wish, Genie read his mind and came up with an idea that would make them both happy? Aladdin never expected to gain a Father, and the Lamp no longer has any hold on the Genie. How will things differ from there?
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,558 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/5/2018 - Aladdin, Genie
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Grand Collection of Percy Jackson Memes by the7horcrux reviews
Just some Percy Jackson memes to brighten your quarantine, hope you like :). Update: Running out of memes! Feel free to drop some in the comments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 11/23/2020
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,264 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 5,903 - Updated: 12/1/2020 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Glasses are Cool by TeachUsSomethingPlease reviews
The Doctor thinks Dumbledore is irresponsible. Rory thinks Harry is going to get pneumonia. Amy just likes the baby. Baby Harry wants his uncle and his godfather. The Doctor obliges. Dumbledore will be very confused at the resulting eleven year old. Sirius, for his part, thinks it's a great prank. Remus just wishes he could get the Slitheen goop out of his jacket.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 8/12/2020
Son of the Moon by TheSilverboar reviews
Sally Jackson dies when Percy is a baby and he is taken in by the most unlikely of goddesses and raised by her and her hunters. This is his story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 112,184 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 11/21/2020 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Percy J., Bianca A.] Nico A., Artemis
The new Marauders and the trickster God by JasminSky reviews
Loki the god of mischief and mayhem is bored as hell. Since the Winchester brothers are more inclined to kill him, pranking them is out of question. But wait isn't the saviour of magical Britain and son of one of his most devoted followers attending Hogwarts soon? Weren't there also twins who worship him? That sounded a lot more fun but will Hogwarts survive it? NO SLASH! fem!Lucy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 211,847 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 2/9/2016 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Neville L., Gabriel
Wrong Side of Heaven by Alic3Paig3 reviews
The Batfam's arrival in Paris as told through the eyes of each person. They were here to help Ladybug defeat Hawkmoth but perhaps they can save another in the process. ***Currently I am working on the sequel. It wont be posted until ive completed the entire fic so please be patient 3***
Crossover - Batman & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/3/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identities by savya398 reviews
Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,326 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 6,287 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Thor, Loki
ATLOP: Trial By Fire by WardofWinters reviews
Percy was having a normal day at the beach until he decided to try to waterbend like Katara from his favorite show-Avatar. Problem is he succeeds. Now he has to figure out how to waterbend and keep the nonbenders unaware of the waterbender in their midst. Finding out he's a child of Poseidon will probably explain a few things. Prev Name: Avatar The Legend of Percy Sequel Out
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,061 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 10/21/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Natasha Romanoff and the Secrets of Death by JacobApples reviews
Parallel universe time travel? Natasha Romanoff has done it. But meeting Death himself who gives her a baby who's being hunted by terrorists? That's a new one. Simply put, she might need little Harry as much as he needs her. Natasha Mother Figure. T/M rating. Updating on Archive of Our Own AppoApples. New and improved story on AppoApples fanfic, "Mischief Far From Managed"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 343 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
This Gonna Be Good by ShineBrightNetwork reviews
At the very end Harriet goes back to the very beginning to right the wrongs and protect the ones she loves. My Time Travel and Avengers crossover fic. Rating may change. !Currently under construction!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 450,392 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 10/9/2020 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.] Marauders
Divided by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Another Kryptonian baby was sent to Earth and survived... until he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort. Now his son, the first half-Kryptonian, is coming into his powers and has questions for the Last Son of Krypton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,481 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 10/5/2020 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Harry P., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Lois Lane
Wait, Are You Sure You're My Death? by Ausar The Vile reviews
When you're in rage, you can't think straight. You can't even see the person in front of you/notice things clearly. A parody to Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge, in which I bashed Harry's Grim Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
How is This my Life? by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry and Ron were in the middle of a rescue when they suddenly found themselves in a room full of loved ones, the Dursley's, and a few who were supposed to be dead. All to read a few books about him. Can't his life ever be normal? And why is Snape here! Great. slight Dumbledore bashing. (Re-titled; formerly 'reading Harry Potter')
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 324,655 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 9/22/2020 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Set My Soul Alight by Bertie Bott reviews
Bella's life takes a horrible turn after Edward leaves her so she makes a call to the one person she could always count on to be there for her. Through him, she meets a whole team of heroes and eventually crosses paths with a god with a chip on his shoulder…
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,034 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Bella, Loki] [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.]
Rewrite the Stars by Cissnei69 reviews
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." – Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,787 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 5/6/2019 - [Harry P., Dr. Strange/Stephen S.] Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Harry Gains a Harem by TeachUsSomethingPlease reviews
"There's got to be something useful you can do with fame, honestly!" Harry says. Luna suggests a harem. Sweet, innocent, 12-year-old Harry doesn't really know what a harem entails, but more friends would be lovely. Ron refuses to be left out of the fun, and Hermione thinks it a good idea. It spirals from there. A crack!fic parody of the harem genre. Longer than intended, but fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/10/2020 - Published: 8/31/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Too Many Harry Potters by Ausar The Vile reviews
Harry Potter is pretty much a common name. There are many people that were named 'Harry Potter' other than our favorite hero. Really! Warning: Bashing!Dumbledore and rather rushed one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Complete
Flipping the Hourglass by MisguidedPenguin reviews
Everyone has faded from existence and Perseus is left completely alone. The God of Time and Fate does the one thing that nobody has ever dared to try – travel back over seven millennia and starting over so he can stop the destruction of everything before it begins. And maybe, along the way, he can find his love once again. COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,345 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 7/23/2020 - Published: 5/21/2020 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G. - Complete
Magus Progression by Dream in Seclusion reviews
The Inquisitor's Book, a sentient treasure of mysterious origin gets sealed into Harry's body. It changes him into something beyond human. Join Harry Potter on his quest to the apex as he experiments with the very source of magic to know it's characteristics and limits. Travel! Discoveries!...More Books?.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Percy and His Stay at Hotel Valhalla by RedFox848 reviews
When Percy and Thalia die protecting Camp Half-Blood from the World Serpent they find themselves Valhalla and discover that they are legacies of Norse Gods. When they find that they are again part of another battle will Percy help finish the fight or will he be left broken?[ABANDONED]
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 4/23/2020 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] Magnus C., Jack
A Special Friendship by SlytherinSpider reviews
A lonely child is locked outside on Christmas Eve. When a boy wizard meets a winter spirit, a friendship unlike any other will form. Will Harry Potter continue to believe in Jack Frost, or is their friendship not designed to withstand the test of time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Harry P., Jack Frost, Sandy
BEFOREWARDS by Miss Mysteria reviews
At Kings Cross, Harry meets someone other than Dumbledore. That someone sends Harry back in time to change things. Can Harry, with his future knowledge and new mentor, change his future for good? Or will this time travel not have the desired effects? *Master of Death Harry Potter*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,380 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Merlin
The Riddle by daughterofeos11 reviews
Percy Jackson was finally happy. But obviously the Fates wouldn't want that. And so, his life gets turned upside down, he learns things about his mother that he didn't know before, and he gets transported into a whole new world. The Golden Trio don't like this new boy for obvious reasons. Yet, there's something about him that Hermione can't help but be drawn to. Read and Review pls
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,522 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 6/7/2020 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Percy J.] Harry P., Ron W.
The Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
Lycoris Radiata by Stephen Ratliff reviews
The red spider lily was the last bit of magic in Petunia's life, and will fill her life with magic again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,552 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Harriet Potter and the Meddling of The Fates by ItCouldAllBeForNothingTommorow reviews
It wasn't until she was eleven that Harriet Potter learned magic was real. It will be years more before she'll learn that she is more than a witch. Daughter of Loki Harriet's heritage is a mix of three races. A witch, a Jotunn, and a goddess all, her blood is special. Voldemort has no idea what he's getting himself into using this particular enemy's blood for his resurrection.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 287,898 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 5/26/2020 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
On the Matter of Parentage by Caelasophusque reviews
Harry Potter is the son of Lily and James Potter. Really. He is. It's true, and would everybody please stop looking at him like that! Pre Age of Ultron, before Harry goes to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/18/2020 - Published: 5/9/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Percy Jackson: Son of Tartarus by Terrorisk123 reviews
AU: What if Percy were the son of Tartarus?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,277 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 3/20/2020 - [Percy J., Calypso]
Brainwashing, Legilimency, and Obliviation by Caelasophusque reviews
How Bucky recovered from HYDRA and reunited with Steve. This is definitely not canon compliant. It could probably be read as a one shot, but it is better read as the prequel to and setup for On the Matter of Parentage.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/10/2020 - Albus D., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 4,167 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry receives a mysterious set of storybooks his 9th birthday. The summer he turns 11 Harry discovers not only does he share the main character's name - he IS the main character. The books tell the future! Now, what would a fairly clever child with no adult supervision do with this knowledge? Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Harry P.
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,561 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 4/27/2020 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
The Demon Inside by Gridline reviews
What would change if Crowley was Harry's dad? James is not in the story, Lily is alive, and Harry is half demon. I'm not good at summaries, read the first chapter and it'll make more sense.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,761 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Crowley
Fight For Home by percylupin reviews
Aphrodite Potter has just discovered her beau Ron Weasley has been poisoning her with Amortentia. To escape him, she takes her son James, and runs away to Middle Earth where she will run into old friends and a new love. Veela!Fem!Harry Potter; many pairings Repost of an old story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,326 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Harry P., Legolas] - Complete
A True Prince by Kairia'sYami reviews
What does it mean to be a "Prince"? Does it mean looks and riches? Prestige and honor? Or maybe it means devoting your entire being to helping your people. Which one is it? It's time for Aladdin to find out. "You were a street rat, Al. But now you're not - I've given you a great opportunity. I'd take advantage of it." AU! Cross-posted on AO3. COMPLETE
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2020 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Abu, Aladdin, Genie - Complete
RWBY, JNPR, & HAIL by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Harry thought falling through the Veil of Death would end him. Unfortunately, Fate had other plans. Stuck in a new land, Harry strides to become the best Hunter in all of Remnant...if his friends don't drag him into insanity first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,776 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Weiss S., Adam T., OC
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 359,271 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 3/28/2020 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
To marry an Assassin by PLPanda reviews
Marinette wakes up in a cell and later is forced to marry a member of the League of Shadows, who is also less than willing. Exactly what she was pulled in? And of course there is magic involved, so no cancellation. And apparently in Tibet ancient orders can marry minors off just like that. This was definitely not Damian's day. Or Week. Or month. He got married with a random girl...
Crossover - Batman & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,323 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 2/19/2020 - [Damian W./Robin, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 340,998 - Reviews: 5012 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 3/3/2020 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
5 Times They Were Soulmates and the One Time They Weren't by ProudGeek4Ever reviews
Five universes in which they were soulmates. One universe in which they weren't. Does it really which is which?
Crossover - Batman & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/23/2020 - Published: 12/1/2019 - [Damian W./Robin, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Light up the Sky by Countess Millarca reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn't expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit. But, of course, that wasn't what happened. Reincarnation fic. Naruto-as-Tsuna. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,194 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 4,804 - Updated: 1/24/2020 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8843 - Favs: 9,553 - Follows: 9,073 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vault of Time by Ian Hycrest reviews
One tiny change makes all the difference in the world. When Harry discovers a small box in his vault during his first visit to Gringotts, he is hoping for a memento of his parents. Instead, his discovery starts him down a path of intrigue and suspicion. Not sure who he can trust, Harry will have to learn to rely on himself. Book 1 of The Cry of Freedom. Updates every Tuesday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,112 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/14/2020 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Alternatively by 16woodsequ reviews
After waking up 70 years in the future, Steve thought that dealing with his fraying emotions while trying to lead a group of misfit super heroes would be the worst of his problems. That is until he's fighting a doppelganger version of himself who whispers three impossible words. "Bucky... is... alive." 2012 Alternate timeline
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,093 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Kiss Me by 332249 reviews
Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable. Unless you're Dean Winchester. Then its just the start of making new friends.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,744 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Dean W., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8512 - Favs: 16,009 - Follows: 17,091 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Phoenix Sorcerer by The Silver Bullet reviews
In which a squid ink induced Rumple's heart is pulled out and turned to dust by Regina prior to enacting the dark curse. But of course, that doesn't kill the Dark One. Rather, he is reborn as Harry Potter and doesn't know otherwise until he meets a girl named Emma Swan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 338,507 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Bloody Reaper of Haven by FunahoMisaki reviews
Instead of Ozpin and Goodwitch offering Ruby a place in Beacon, another woman comes and represents Haven in Mistral. Her soon to be student Reese was stolen by Ozpin and therefore she has a free spot...for Ruby but with no Yang and with a completely different school Ruby doesn't quite stay the same. Instead...she becomes the Bloody Reaper of Haven, the Princess of Haven. Rated T
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Arslan A., Reese C., Ruby R., Winter S.
Yer a wizard Percy by anahita200475 reviews
A decent ( hopefully) Percy Jackson is the grandson of a Voldemort. Just to see if I can do it. Starts after magnus chase ship of the dead and chamber of secrets. Minor swearing. Probably.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,443 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 10/23/2019
Institutional Missives Regarding Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry discovers that running the D.A., and then attending the Staff Awards Dinner resulted in a change to how his next academic year would be
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 245 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheating at Pai Sho by MuffinLance reviews
"You said you were the Avatar!" "...I lied?" Aang doesn't get rescued in episode two, and no one's seen him go glowy yet... so he starts bluffing. Hard. Or: "The Avatar joins Zuko's quest to find the Avatar." In which Zuko doesn't join the Gaang, the Gaang joins Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Aang, Zuko
Mokuba Kaiba and the Sorcerer's Stone by Mahade Crawford reviews
Harry Potter is orphaned when the Dark Lord kills his parents, attempts to kill him but the curse backfires. When he turns 6, his Aunt and Uncle abandon him in Japan, where he becomes Mokuba Kaiba. After Dumbledore convinces him to attend Hogwarts with Seto as the muggle studies teacher, he has to find the sorcerer's stone before it is stolen, with the help of his new friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/18/2019 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Batman AU I'll Never Finish by Ray by Another Name reviews
The question is: How does the Batfamily come together if Bruce never became Batman? With a few more coincidences and a lot less deaths. A Batfam AU. An Everybody Lives AU! Slight Selena/Bruce, mentions Bruce/Talia.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2019 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin
Five Times Lila Rossi Was Killed by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
The many scenarios in which Lila's lying habit has severe - and sometimes violent - consequences.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 9,496 - Follows: 9,173 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Mother, Freed and Reborn by whitetigerwolf reviews
Leto, imprisoned on Delos, has found a way to escape. Reborn as Harriet Potter, will she regain her immortality or remain a mortal? No longer a One-Shot. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Artemis, Apollo
Lost and Found by A-book-geek reviews
After losing his job at Gas-n-Sip, Castiel finds himself on the streets, with no job and nowhere to go. He had already lost Dean and Sam's trust. He had given up on himself and was ready to accept whatever fate had planned for him, when a girl saves him. Turns out, things are never as transparent as they seem! Fem Harry! Full Summary and Warnings inside! "M" because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 4/30/2019 - [Castiel, Harry P.] Sam W., Dean W.
we can take the world back from the heart-attacked by mutemelodyx reviews
"Will the real Yondaime please stand up?" / Or, Hiruzen chooses his successor while drunk. Or rather, successors. Five, to be exact. This is a matter that's settled with the help of discussion, bribery, some violence, and, of course, a child.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2019 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 8,625 - Follows: 9,990 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Death has no Master, but Life has Servants by Jinchuu21 reviews
Another task had been given to him. Not one of prophecy, but of choice. He had long ago accepted his need to help people, to protect those who could not protect themselves. War was all he had known, all he was good at. It was time to help heal. But, sometimes, to save a life, you had to take one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,302 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 6,314 - Updated: 5/24/2019 - Published: 4/23/2016
The Blood of My Enemy Stains My Hands Now by LodestarJumper reviews
How Fury accidentally, unintentionally, adopted Loki as the semi-son he didn't want. (One-Shot) (No slash, no smut)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
You're a Wizard, Percy? by Hylian Mage reviews
Percy Jackson, ordinary, unassuming, grandson to the most powerful Dark Wizard that ever lived! Follow Percy as he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, where alliances will be made, relationships developed, and familial ties are revealed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,306 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 4/16/2019 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Percy J., Sally J.
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 281 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Evanescent Signs by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
Evanescent: quickly fading or disappearing, similar to the signs the students of Casper High witness Danny Fenton experience everyday that tell them he's not as normal as everyone believes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,638 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Danny F., Dash B., Lancer, Vlad M.
The Betrayed One by Tech108 reviews
Betrayal has made it's home in his life from the day he was born. Many times has he trusted people with his life, just as many times they were the one to attempt to take it. Perseus "Percy" Jackson's life was never easy; he played in the shadows to hide from the gods, he was ruthless to those he learned betrayed him, and was constantly wary of others, always fighting for his life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,388 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 8/17/2017 - [Percy J., Piper M.] Artemis, Zoë N.
Percy Jackson and the Hunters' Guardian Angel by TidalMoon2003 reviews
Pertemis... What happens when Percy is betrayed by the camp, his mom and step-dad are killed and Chaos claims him as his champion and takes him away for 5 months on Earth and 5 years on Chaotic Land to train? Will becoming the Hunt's Guardian be a bad thing or a good thing? Or will he give up and leave for the enemy rising again? Post HOO... COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,859 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 489 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Pariah by TheSilverboar reviews
What if after loosing the hundred and fifty points in first year Harry's housemates took a more,... violent approach against him. Will contain bashing of a lot of people and eventual Super Harry but he has to earn it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Harry P.
until we can no longer hold the sky by Tsume Yuki reviews
All those gestures, all those dances between Sun and Sky, it blinded him. For the six months it lasts, Renato thinks, those six months are the happiest six months of his life. (Female Harry Potter/Master of Death Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 11/3/2017 - [Harry P., Reborn] - Complete
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 1,287 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12745 - Favs: 7,428 - Follows: 6,757 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Pharaoh's Magi by drgonet reviews
Adopded from Williamsangel88 formerly called Pharaoh's Animagus. Beaten and Abused, Harry flees the Dursleys and finds himself on a brand new adventure in Egypt under the watchful eyes of a shaggy black dog, the tomb keepers of the nameless pharaoh, and the ghost of the pharaoh himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Percy Jackson, A New Life by KratosRain4 reviews
Juno decides to make sure the Great Prophecy resolves itself in her favor. To do so she decides to send Percy Jackson, Son of Neptune, and her first Champion to camp Half-Blood. Eventual PercyxBianca
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,478 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Bianca A., Percy J.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Verisimilitude by mutemelodyx reviews
(The appearance of being true or real.) What if Robin didn't die in the explosion of the mothership in "Failsafe"? What if he lived out decades of his life in a simulation, only to be jolted awake and find that it all wasn't real? Robin struggles to overcome his demons while learning to cope and adjust to the mental torture he's been put through. Cover- @oracle01 [Off-hiatus. Ish.]
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl] Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 4,049 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 4,573 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
When Opportunity Knocks by PseudonymousEntity reviews
When Harry does an impulsive favour for Draco Malfoy at the beginning of second year, he gets more in return than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Harry P.
The Raven's Call by RebeccaRoy reviews
WBWL, Harry is sent away when Charlus is declared the BWL. World meet Harry Robert Evans, beloved youngest son of Vernon and Petunia Dursley, Ravenclaw and master schemer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,906 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
A Good Reality Check by FMPtrumpets reviews
"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 298 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 5,210 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Professor of Secrets by StarFlight13 reviews
Teaching at a magic school called Hogwarts was the last thing Percy wanted. Especially when he and Annabeth have just got engaged. Naturally Harry is supicious of his powerful, yet odd American teacher, but what is he really? And where do Luna, Neville and Draco come in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,036 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 7,469 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dying is easy, Lliving is harder by PseudonymousEntity reviews
What if Harry saw Hogwarts less as an escape and more as an opportunity to change his life? What if he chose greatness? Alternate first year. Includes magical and pureblood culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,786 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Wish Cup by Happy Ending14 reviews
All Draco wished at that moment was to have taken Astoria instead of Pansy to the Yule Ball but then, he wishes it unintentionally using the dreaded 'Volo Poculum'. Dumbledore's Army. Time-Travel, Second Chance. CANON COMPLIANT (Summary sucks:-P)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Son of Neptune by CombatTombat reviews
Born to Neptune, and raised by Lupa, Perseus Jackson is fated to have a long, difficult life, but also one full of victory, glory, and success. Witness the rise of the man who shaped the future of the godly world, both Roman and Greek. AU, Roman!Percy, and Preyna. Sorry to Percabeth fans. First in the Imperator Jackson series. FIN. Rewrite is up! Read Vas Bellicosum!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Jason G., Lupa - Complete
Wayward Family by rene3037769 reviews
Harry Potter uses his secret heritage to leave the his past behind. Starting a new life proves more interesting than he thought, especially when his wayward family shows up. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,471 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 4,001 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
1942 by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
R.I.P Hazel Levesque 1942, Pluto's daughter. R.I.P Percy Jackson 1942, Gaea's son. Being born in the 1900s made it difficult for the two to be together because of race but now they're dead, when Nico brings them back to life for a prophecy how will they react to the new world? Rest in peace. How can they do so now?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Percy J., Hazel L.
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,094 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 6,723 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 4,383 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
That We've Broken Their Statues by Nagia reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,182 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sarah, Jareth] Minerva M.
Finally, Finally, Finally Home (It's Been So Long) by Sealure reviews
HOO AU. What if Leo Valdez and Percy Jackson knew each other before the fateful meeting in Mark of Athena? NO SLASH. Family stuff only. T for mentions of past child abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Percy J., Piper M., Leo V. - Complete
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of "The Last Archangel" series. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,467 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Of Pranks And Broomsticks by The Midnight Stalker reviews
Kellie (fem harry) just wanted to have fun on her last school year after a full summer not be invited to join a super hero group called the avengers or meet the god of mischief himself and if that wasn't enough but be chosen to represent her school in some competition in England add that said god started to court her well...Kellie just glad she remembered her gun and black belt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 7/22/2013
Unknown Friendship by Unexplainable Contradiction reviews
Percy Jackson and Katie Gardner. Everyone thought they were practically strangers. In reality? They met before they ever heard of the Greek gods, and through their childhood years they went on some pretty extreme adventures, most of them happening because Percy just can't seem to be able to follow the law./A series of one shots all mashed together to make a story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,835 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Percy J., Katie G.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 6,867 - Follows: 8,512 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Cloak and Dagger by aadixon reviews
In another realm, Harry is living a wonderful life. He has the family he wants and the love of his life. What he's about to learn is that the perfect life, and magic, comes with a price.; AU starting with GoF.; Crossover; Harmony; Written by AA & JB Dixon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Kiss Kiss by SariauChan reviews
Work smarter, work harder was a saying Nanami identifies with well. She would have to with a part time job, full time school, and juggling an irresponsible father longer than she could rember. But a whole new society and culture revealed to her just because some guy kissed her forehead takes the cake. Now she is a part of this new world, and she's determined to not screw this up.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
Turning Tables by heyOB reviews
When Harry is eight he wins a camera and begins to photograph the neglect and abuse he suffers. He flips the tables on the Durselys blackmailing them into treating him reasonably. Harry is very perceptive and anyone will have a hard time trying to manipulate him. Smart!Manipulative!Grey!Slytherin!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, some Weasley and Dumbles bashing. BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.]
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Friend or Foe by PseudonymousEntity reviews
At the Quidditch World Cup Harry witnesses Lucius striking his son with his cane. Upset on the blonde's behalf, Harry gets involved. Acting without thinking always was his greatest skill but, now that he's facing the consequences he realizes he might be in over his head. After all, no good deed goes unpunished. Hero-Complex!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., Cedric D.
The Wizarding Demigod by Starlit Night 67 reviews
"Stay out of this, Harry!" Percy shouted desperately. "It's a familial affair!" Harry's mind whirled. A family affair? "Ah, yes," Voldemort grinned, "it is a family affair, Potter. After all, young Percy over here is the last remnant of my . . . family." Set after Order of the Phoenix and Blood of Olympus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,035 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort, Percy J.
More Precious Than Gold by Drag0nst0rm reviews
In which Bruce is a dragon who hoards orphans and Alfred is exasperated.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,014 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Wizards and Warlocks by Abandoned Aduial reviews
Merlin has a new task: protect Harry Potter. And if that means going back to Hogwarts, then so be it. With Voldemort attempting to return and a certain reincarnated prat, Harry's life at Hogwarts will get a lot more interesting. ABANDONED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,058 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Merlin, Arthur
This Gonna Be Good Remix by ShineBrightNetwork reviews
Glacia has dragged Harriet back in time and...wait? The twins came too! This is Gonna Be Good! Join us as this trio of soulmates fight to get their family back and take down the enemy that threatens to destroy it all!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,050 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.] Marauders
Against The Gods by PerseusAchileesJackson reviews
Time Travel. Percy was given a second chance by the gods to stop Gaia and avoid the destruction of Greek Mythology. He decided since he was already here he might as well blow off some steam while helping demigods becoming self-dependent and promoting minor god rights. How? By starting a revolution, of course- Against the Gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Percy J., Piper M., Leo V., Reyna R.
Child of Old, Soldier of New by FiraBloom reviews
Morgana had a secret. She was with child when Merlin poisoned her. She was forced to leave the baby with people she thought would protect him, but something went terribly wrong. Centuries later, a child appeared. Unknown to the Wizarding World, they had a Child of the Old Religion living in their midst. What happens when Harry is returned to his original time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,415 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Harry P., Morgana, Merlin
Wrath of time (rewritten) by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry lives a miserable existence, he knows that his wife gives him love potions and he accepts that but then one day a woman appears to him in a dream. She says that he needs to back and fix his past to save the future and he wakes up in his fourteen year old body ready to shake up the Wizarding world. Timetravel fic. Not a harem fic (people chose not to read thinking it was)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harry P.
Ready To Go by mokona-pyuh reviews
Rin wakes up, a bijuu's chakra burning the hole right out of her chest. "I think the seal is designed to break the moment I go back to Konoha." "Then don't." OS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Things I Can(not) Do in Amity Park by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer
V is for Victory by ColorOfAngels reviews
When a mishap with Loki sends Darcy Lewis back to 1942 and right into the path of a pre-serum Steve Rogers, how much will history change and how much was destiny all along? Steve/Darcy Avengers x Captain America x Thor crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Harry Potter, Head of Slytherin by Stephen Ratliff reviews
An oneshot in an off set of the universe of Take no Umbridge but not part of that series, where in Harry Potter takes over Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Chronicles Of Camelot by DZ2 reviews
My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Grey-Super-Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,172 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger] - Complete
Green Eyes and Red Hair by fringeperson reviews
He was a practical joker with messy black hair. She was a talented woman with bright red hair. It turned out that they both had green eyes. Their daughter, when she came, was untouchable for more reasons than one. Loki-is-James, Natasha-is-Lily, Rogue-is-Fem!Harry. Don't own. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,064 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 9/21/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] - Complete
Pierce Jackson and the Philosopher's Stone by EmiJinx reviews
Pierce Jackson is the granddaughter of You-Know-Who. She does not know of her Demigod heritage. Follow her as she joins Hogwarts. Fem! Percy, Cunning! Percy, Smart! Percy. If you want pairs, apart from the original ones, please leave a review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 7/16/2016
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Finding Family by Nemainofthewater reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 253,035 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Percy and the Princess by Benthatguy reviews
What if instead of going to camp half blood to be trained Percy is sent to a new world where he is trained and becomes the bodyguard of the princess of the fire nation.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,711 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Aang, Zuko, Azula, Percy J.
RWBY Facts by ARStudios2000 reviews
Chuck Norris Facts and Imagination and RWBY is equals to RWBY Facts.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 11/12/2015
Pastoral Letters from Percy by Stephen Ratliff reviews
During the first year that Ron was a prefect, he got three letters from Percy. In one of them Percy was a prat, but the other two, those Ron treasured, because it was what made him a good prefect, despite what anyone else might say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/29/2017
Shelf Life by OCfan11 reviews
In which Harry Potter chooses Not Slytherin and Not Gryffindor and recruits his year to do the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lavender B. - Complete
The End by ChrysosAurum reviews
'The End' was a man known throughout the universe. A peacebringer. But few knew his identity. Few knew that he hadn't been to his home planet for 450 years. Few knew that 100 years ago he became Chaos' Assassin. As war stirs on earth, he must return home to fight oncemore, but how much has he changed? AU After Mark Of Athena-Flames welcome! NEW UPDATE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,143 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Luke C., Percy J., Zoë N., Nyx
The Tinkerer by wickwynn reviews
The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,755 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Erised by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
The Mirror of Erised was so much more than wizards thought. Wizards, however, were not meant to know its true secrets. He had thought that those meant to uncover all the mirror had to offer had long perished from the world. However, when a small green-eyed child stepped in front of the mirror and had a glimpse of what came after, he could do nothing but greet his youngest Child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 624 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Harry P., Antioch P., Ignotus P., Death - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 15,439 - Follows: 8,768 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
It Takes a Village by Seito reviews
This was not part of the plan. Wait, he could fix this. After all, how hard could it be to raise a kid by yourself? (Famous last words, Iemitsu.) Iemitsu tries to be a competent father. He succeeds… with some interesting results. (Or the story of how baby Tsuna has all of Vongola wrapped around his tiny sticky fingers).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Iemitsu S., Lal Mirch, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Anything is Quite Possible by fringeperson reviews
If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire. Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. Don't own. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,062 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Harry P. - Complete
Guardians by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
There were only ever two of them at one time; born in pairs and destined from birth to keep the balance. The Fenton parents always knew their son was different–with the odd smiles, imaginary friends, and talks of reincarnation–but it wasn't until they moved to Amity Park that they finally realized just how different. Guardians AU, canon-compliant until PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,446 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Sarah's Wish by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Sarah Williams lives her life and retires to England, only to have another brush with magic when she witnesses three oddly dressed beings leave a baby on a doorstep. When her attempts to help the child come to naught, there is only one thing for Sarah to do: She must Wish the child away to the Goblin King. - How different may things be, when a child of prophecy becomes Fae.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Sarah, Jareth] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Little Winchester by Nonsense-Nosense reviews
Shortly after Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he discovers that he isn't really a Potter. So, using a loophole to withdraw her brother from the Tournament, Jaquelyn moves her little brother to the U.S. in order to look for their biological father, a man named Dean Winchester. How will Dean react to finding out he's a father?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,907 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Harry P., OC, Dean W., Sam W.
Boggart's worst fear by marsupeler reviews
just a little drabble of what I thought would happen if Percy saw a Boggart. If you want more, review, fav, follow, whateves, pls read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 6/28/2015
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,796 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 7,295 - Follows: 4,261 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Maleficent Kitsune by VFSNAKE reviews
Combo of classic and new version of the woman. Maleficent didn't die like the three Good Fairies thought she did at the hands of Prince Phillip with his Sword of Truth. Instead, she was locked in a form of slumber for years. Never to be seen or heard from again. Until one day MANY years later when a boy wondering the Forest of Death appears and removes the sword. Rating may change.
Crossover - Naruto & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 175,533 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 11/23/2014
A Proper Black by rene3037769 reviews
Fenrir was on a mission to finish what the Dark Lord could not. What he found is not what he expected. Just who is Harry Potter? NON-CANON.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
I Get Along With a Voice in My Head by aemelia113 reviews
Hawk Moth tries to akumatize Marinette, who is having none of it. He wanted a henchperson, but wound up w/ a friend. Marinette wins the villain over with sarcasm and sci-fi movie nights and finds out that he's not as scary as he seems. Oneshot. No warnings. Not shipping. I'm well aware that this is crack so what? Cover art is a manip by Aramıza Katılmalısın, who has an ML fan blog.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 544 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Masque Night by Kelaine729 reviews
AU. Each night, in Lord Maurice's castle, the revelers dance, celebrating their deliverance from the Ogres. Belle, mistress of Lord Gaston, endures it as she endures everything since her husband, Rumplestiltskin, died, trying to protect their son, Baelfire-till Lord Maurice sells the boy to a vengeful Dark One. Nominated for Best Rumbelle AU for the TEA awards.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,280 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Last Dragonlord by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Dragonlords are men of myth that once shared souls with the dragons of old. Lost over time, those people have become a myth and only the awakening of a young Dragonlord will bring the time of dragons back to Britain. During GoF, HPXMerlin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 4,374 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Cat Who's Good At Ball Games by MiaGhost reviews
They had been thrown in with the boys for P.E and Alya was barely keeping her standing as she hyperventilated her way though a panic attack. They were going to be in Adrien's class. A whole double-period of P.E. In her shorts and t-shirt. While he was running around looking adorable- Oh God she couldn't do this. (Reveal) yunyin. tumblr. /post/154566401118 did art for this!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 288 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid, Alix K./Timebreaker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 7,726 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 524 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
Sorcellerie Miraculeuse by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Lierre Noir is a girl who walked away from a destiny she didn't want. However she had no idea that in doing so she walked into a new destiny that could lead to a love she wasn't expecting to find! Meet Paris' new super hero, the unflappable Ladybug and her flirty partner Chat Noir! Is she willing to give love a try? Or will Chat be unable to open up her heart to love? FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,508 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Harry P., Adrien A./Cat Noir]
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5982 - Favs: 15,673 - Follows: 13,113 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Along those lines by Nightrayspath reviews
He had spent the last 16 years being dead. Silently watching over his son and his friends. Now after the war had finally been won he woke up. He woke up in the seventies when he was eleven with the knowledge of the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,367 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders
Call in the Tradesman by The Agent X reviews
An attempt by me to explain several inconsistencies, plot holes, head-scratchers or just unanswered questions that are seen in the show. This week: The past is gone but not forgotten. How do Kwami experience the mask?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Tikki
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 8,695 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. On long term hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4702 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 5,120 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
Silverfish by The Agent X reviews
Gabriel tries his hand at matchmaking and Marinette joins the Agreste household. Craziness ensues. [LadyNoir]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Stay Dead Damnit by rightous malestrom reviews
Harry Potter is fed up of all the attention that comes with being the saviour of the Wizarding world. Natasha Romanoff is the best field agent SHIELD have. How does an assassin deal with a Man who won't stay dead. Basically a fluff piece, could be expanded on at a later date.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 526 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Odd-Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,116 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 5,786 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Time-Turner Times by Ebenbild reviews
The reason why Harry and Malfoy shared a nod at the end of the book when Ron and Hermione obviously didn't have the same connection to Malfoy. Or: The day Harry was bullied into a new job and all the consequences that came with it... TimeTravel! Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Murder by hiatus2019 reviews
The seven manage to defeat Gaea, but in doing so, turn on their purest heroes. Bitter and betrayed, Percy and Piper flee from Camp only to be confronted by the deity Chaos. The pair accept her apprenticeship and are gifted elemental powers. A millennia later, Chaos is forced to break her oath and send them to Earth. With hooded faces and venomous spite, just who are the Guardians?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,649 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - [Percy J., Piper M.]
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,687 - Reviews: 8896 - Favs: 9,925 - Follows: 8,444 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
The Sky is a Pathetically Broken Limit by Arwana13 reviews
Tsuna would just like to say that before their brothers threw themselves in their lives with all the grace of elephants, he and his elements were doing just fine. They didn't need relations to the Vongola to terrify the tar out of their enemies.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,154 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Reborn, Skull, Vongola 1st generation, Vongola 10th Generation
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7649 - Favs: 9,371 - Follows: 7,471 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 5,105 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Text Messages by JustAsterous reviews
Text messages between members of the 'superhero club' aren't always about superhero-ing. Includes mostly conversations between Young Justice, but League members are featured as well. Humorous.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Robin
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,909 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Scry Me a River by notnecessarilyinbetween reviews
Merlin didn't know whether it was a joke from the Old Religion, or if his luck was really that bad. Whatever the case, he had helped bring about the rise of Camelot, some school tournament shouldn't be a problem at all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,517 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Merlin, Arthur
The Hufflepuff Conspiracy, or The Pranking Hat by Fairywm reviews
In 'Potters Stand United', the Mutineers had discussed all going into one House. How would the school react if they went through with it? What if that House was Hufflepuff?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Maybe by mutemelodyx reviews
"Maybe the world is wide enough for the two of us after all." / A happier ending of "The World was Wide Enough" from Hamilton, in which Burr has a sudden change of heart. Requested by a friend who really wanted Alexander to live.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
When Kakashi's In advance by HecateTombe reviews
Everyone in Konoha could tell you this, Hatake Kakashi is never on time, except if it's a life-or-death situation. So when he's in advance ? When he is, the world comes crashing at your feet. You can ask Kurenai and Asuma. FemHarry/Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 787 - Published: 5/26/2016 - [Kakashi H., Harry P.] - Complete
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 517 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Cadge by Arella1 reviews
"So, you're not mad that Gaara pretty much called you his property?"Kagome frowned."He didn't. He claimed my clan; we're his family now. Which means I can beat you without feeling too badly about it, since you're his brother. Makes us family by extension."Gaara stepped closer to Kagome, ignoring Kankurō. "I'm not your brother," he insisted lowly.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,394 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Kagome H., Gaara]
Son of the Archer by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Clint saves a kid and grows attached to the little guy. But he knows he should bring him back to his family. Can he find them? Will he even want too?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,314 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ron W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil by inukagome15 reviews
Something went very wrong that Dumbledore never planned for. After only a year of peace, Voldemort came back to power. Now, eleven bloody years later, Harry Potter makes a critical choice that lands him in a position that he could only have dreamed of: to do it over once again, and make it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,970 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
Harry Potter and the Will of Magic by Vangran reviews
When Magic itself decides it wants something, it gets it. And this is no exception. Harry Potter, a young boy left with a cruel family, finds himself in a land of myth and magic and, with a new life and a new mother, sets forth to change history. Irregular Updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Morgana
Bonding by Dr. Paint reviews
Walking along the shoreline, Percy gets a surprise visit from his father Poseidon. He offers him a place alongside him in his kingdom as its second prince and he isn't quite sure at first, but with a bit of persuasion and a real chance at bonding, its an offer he just can't refuse! Features Roman campers, Merman!percy (for some bits), and *gasp* bonding between gods and demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,346 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton
The Travelers by rene3037769 reviews
Students and teachers attending the Welcoming Feast in the year 1977 are joined by travelers from an alternate dimension. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,859 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Luna L.
Path to Happiness by AriesOrion reviews
'For all she has given me, I can give her that in return.' Azaela Grace Potter made a deal, in exchange for her soul. And from that moment on, everything changes. What will change if the Savior of the Wizarding World met Dean Winchester during his stay in Hell, and gets sent to help Team Free Will by God himself? The balance will tip, but in whose favor? Gabriel/OC (Azaela)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel] Death, Chuck S./God
Nico Di Angelo at Hogwarts by Angelo-of-hades reviews
Nico is going to Hogwarts undercover as a student to hide the gods. Ron being stupid and being suspicious. This is my first fanfic so you can crisize all you want so that I learn! The Harry Potter characters might be ooc. Ideas are allowed. Rated T for minor language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Complete
The Curious Case of Romulus Lestrange by underthemoonandstars reviews
It's the summer after the Triwizard Tournament and Harry doesn't look like a Potter anymore. What is he to do when it turns out he has family on the other side of the war willing to torture, murder, and burn to get their son back? Then again, Harry has always been able to fight against the odds, as long as his friends stand beside him, the family he can choose. Alternate Parentage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,571 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Fifty by Tsume Yuki reviews
The Winter Solider wakes up to a new handler. Harry Potter's saving people thing once again gets her tangled up in trouble, trouble of the brain-washed assassin kind. FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier]
Gorgon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Illya wakes up in Diagon with no idea how she got there, considering her last memory was of Gilgamesh killing her. To avoid being found out by the Einzberns and possibly killed, she enrolls in Hogwarts...and she's determined to have fun with the wizards. So what if she completely wrecks history in the process? She gets to save her father and finally have a proper family!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [Harry P., Illyasviel von Einzbern]
Ghost King Meets Magic by verismal reviews
[[ABANDONED]] What if Nico was blasted off the Argo II by Khione along with Leo, except in different directions? When Nico ends up in the magical world of Harry Potter, he is sent on a mission. After finding comfort and solace at Hogwarts, will he want to return and aid in the quest to stop the Second Giant war? Rated T just because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P., Nico A.
Dark Gold by Pretzel Pocket reviews
4 year old Harry ran away when he realized the Dursleys would never love him. Hermione ran away when she began getting bullied, believing her parents to deserve better. Ron ran away when his mum favored his sister. Can a train ride bring them together? The Wizarding World is in for a shock... meet the Dark Gold Trio, my friends. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE. Rewritten version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Poking A Sleeping Dragon by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
They had learned at a young age that the Ministry was corrupt. They had seen with their own eyes how little the Ministry cared about the people it was supposed to protect. And now the Ministry was after one of their own. Harry had never wanted this power, but the Ministry had no one to blame but themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 549 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., C. Fudge - Complete
Son of The Hearth by Neptunerover reviews
AU. Percy is the first born son of Hestia. Read as he fights Kronos and other mysterious enemies. Story takes place during Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and might go into the Heroes of Olympus. Pairing is Pertemis. Story will be entirely rewritten stay tuned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,943 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] Poseidon, Hestia
Little Spider by savya398 reviews
After the fall of SHIELD secrets come to light about Peter Parker's life. He thought being a teenage super hero with spider powers was bizarre enough. His life is about to get a lot more complicated than it already is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,626 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 482 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rebirth of the Three Brothers by Pretzel Pocket reviews
When Harry finally dies, he's reunited with his friends and family, even Tom Riddle. But back on earth things are just getting worse, despite it being years after the war. So Death has decided to send the Three Brothers to 1980 to be reborn as actual brothers and to stop the war before it even begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Quartet of Misfits by Pretzel Pocket reviews
Abandoned, forgotten, bullied and lost. That's pretty much what they are. Harry's abandoned by the Dursleys. Ron is forgotten and accidentally left behind in London. Hermione is bullied and ends up on a random train. Draco loses his memory and is lost in the Muggle world. They don't seem to be able to fit in anywhere. They were Misfits. But maybe, just maybe, they fit together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
percy jackson son of loki by Cooljoanna18 reviews
Perseus Jackson descendent of Monetary titaness of memory, pharaoh blood of Cleopatra follower of sobek, Legacy of Poseidon, and son of Loki thinks he is all alone when his mom dies. Loki thinks Sally Jackson and his son Percy Jackson died 14 years ago. what happens when they cross paths. ( avenger included) PLZ .
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,521 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be a Prat by BreezyEasyEuniceMurray reviews
AU, Fem!Harry, Fluffy Oneshot. It's accepted that Ron had to be a Prat that night, at the Yule Ball. Or... did he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Ron W., Harry P.] Fred W. - Complete
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
Son of the Moon by ColtonTheSwordsman reviews
Percy is Artemis's flesh and blood son. Artemis was raped by another god. Artemis became pregnant and had a child who was Percy. Artemis gave Percy to Sally for her to raise him. Percy is then sent to Camp Half-Blood and what will happen? This story will
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Artemis, Zoë N.
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 3,770 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Percy Jackson: Chaos Guardian by JoshPlater reviews
Percy loses everything, and gains something.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Percy J., Artemis, OC, Chaos
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6737 - Favs: 14,314 - Follows: 9,788 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Mutual Hatred by exocara reviews
There is no bond like the one forged through mutual hatred of the same thing. Aka, in which Tsuna voluntarily leads a vigilante group. [AU pre-reborn. One-shot. COMPLETE]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 581 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
It's Playschool by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
Adolin considered summoning his shardblade and then thought about what that might do for his child-friendly image, and the papier mache hat. He crossed his arms instead. "Somebody wants to kill me now? But we're live in ten minutes!"
Stormlight Archive - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2015
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3051 - Favs: 10,593 - Follows: 12,496 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 6,359 - Follows: 7,098 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie by TheSilverboar reviews
A story of family, of brothers and sisters, of bravery and sacrifice. A story of what could have happened to end the war against Voldemort. Harry has finally been given a reason to live...and he'd lay down his life for those who gave it to him. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Complete
Angel Avenger by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Jade and the family are bored. Bored enough to take a vacation in another world! Now they're off to the Marvelverse and making waves...or they would be had they not had a mishap with the bifrost and the older pathways they were taking. Now all three groups are stranded across time and space. Can Jade find her brothers or will they have to deal with Fury first? Sequel to Jade Angel.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014
Thursday's Child by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Emmanuel is an amnesiac who can heal any wound. The Avengers could use a healer, and he is perfect for the job. The Avengers aren't too sure what to think of the naïve man with a memory problem, but he finds his place in the team. However, when supernatural creatures show up and try to capture the man the team start to realize that there is more to him then what meets the eye.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Castiel
no that's not what a pot lid is for, oh Kaladin, no by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
Stormlight Archive AU where everything is the same but Syl can only change into seemingly harmless kitchen utensils.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2015
The Art of Team Bonding by Anna575 reviews
A series of one-shots about what normally goes on in Avengers Tower while Percy is there. Lots of family times, humor, and some action! Set in The Art of Finding Yourself verse.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,551 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Metal Wings by WizardsGirl reviews
DZ2's Twice-Blessed Half-Blood Challenge! The Potter Luck has an origin, as does their strength in Transfiguration. Harry's always been faster then most when it came to running from Dudley, but it takes a single letter to set off a new path for him to blaze. The future is shadowed with the fire of a forge, and it takes a thief to steal a brighter future for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P.
Demigoddess in a Wizarding World by Rooney1077 reviews
In this story, Perci (girl Percy Jackson) has been going to Hogwarts for 5 years and is now in her sixth year. She is a demigod. The Triwizard Tournament rules will be changed. Post TLO, Perci is 17 in her sixth year. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in their fourth year. When Perci is chosen as one of the champions, she will have to get through the three challenges alive. fem!Percy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Complete
The Almost Forgotten Marriage Contract of 1763 by worldtravellingfly reviews
What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Andromeda T., Pepper P. - Complete
For Want of Family by WizardsGirl reviews
DZ2's Challenge Forum, BarakTheSlayer's Forbidden Child Challenge! Harry is all alone after it's revealed that he's a Parselmouth. Comfort is found in an unexpected place, and fans the flames of hope. With danger in his future, can Harry go on with the dedication of a well-tended flame? Or will the fire within him die out under the strain? GEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,772 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 5,145 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Harry P., Hestia
One Hundred by Book 'em Again reviews
No one survives one hundred bridge runs. No one.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
Slumber Party at a Dingy Hotel by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
If it's a choice between the top bunk and the floor, Kaladin is going to sleep on the floor.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2015
There Goes The Neighbourhood by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
In the ten minutes that Dalinar had his back turned, Kaladin and Adolin had somehow managed to destroy half the warcamp.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2015
Returning by Scheming Rabbit reviews
During the Second Task, Harry ends up slipping through the fabric of reality and goes back to his first life's world. Then he meets his son. Minato!is!Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 281 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
No Regrets by OCDdegrassi reviews
When the sorting hat gives Percy a choice, he doesn't choose the way everyone expected him to. Sorting AU/Slytherin!Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Percy W. - Complete
The Heir Of The Dark Lord by AlexBelikov reviews
It was a normal day for Percy Jackson, he was just on his way to the beach when a boy and an old man came with news that will put his life on another roller coaster. He had another evil grandfather, Tom Riddle, the amazing grandfather that died when he was only two years old. But now, Percy finds out that he isn't the same. Will he have the courage to stand against him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014
The Urithiru Muscle Appreciation Society by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
Kaladin accidentally swallows Syl, who can now control his body.
Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2015
The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013
The Hime Tradition by Sesshomaru's Secret Admirer reviews
In the demon society filled with only greed and corruption, Kagome's pure heart drew many to respect her. Sesshomaru thinks she would be greedy and corrupt like the rest. But when she contradicts his prejudice against of her, he soon falls for her even though she is promised to mate Inuyasha. *1st Place for Best Romance Fiction in the Feudal Association 2015 Awards*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,254 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Seventh Child by Aix98 reviews
A/U. The seventh child of Kronos and Rhea, hidden from all of his siblings for three millennia. Now that he's discovered, Zeus threatened to kill the god, endangering Artemis in the process. Perseus claimed Artemis to be in his protection, making Zeus unable to lay a finger on her. Zeus declared the god is killed. Now Artemis is with him, what adventure lies before them? Pertemis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,207 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
In Which Merlin Is Rewritten as a Female Character by Gen-in-the-Eve reviews
In which a female Merlin approaches seasons 1-3 in disguise as the boy Myrddin, unwittingly becomes Arthur's manservant, keeps multiple secrets afloat despite being a terrible liar, and tries to avoid complying with the demands of her parents (King Cyngen and Queen Bertha) to marry the annoying prince of Camelot, all while harboring the secret desire to visit a tavern.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,382 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Merlin, Arthur]
Underneath the Mistletoe by Gleas reviews
A friendship changes into love and Harry is finally going to pop the all important question... I started out writing something christmas oriented but ended up with this XD Please review. *Not Slash* [PS. the slytherins are a cool bunch :P]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
An Angel and a Trickster by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The twins had no idea what they were unleashing on the poor unsuspecting populace of Hogwarts...or how it would change the destiny of their surrogate sister Angel Potter. But they were glad to summon the infamous Trickster Loki in order to deal with a growing problem know as Umbridge. Now Angel is soul bonded to a Trickster god slash Arch Angel. Poor world. FemHarry/Loki
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel]
The Flame to Melt a Frozen Heart by SiriusHadesStark reviews
No one could see Jack, that was until he met a special little girl with eyes as bright as Emeralds. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 257 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Loki, sentenced to live the life of a mortal, comes away more changed than his father quite anticipated. Crossover between Marvel, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 394 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
My Father Doesn't Talk About It by Stephen Ratliff reviews
James Sirius Potter has been asked about his father and the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
To Make Amends by Urias Invictus reviews
Percy is sentenced to an eternity in Tartarus, but things don't happen the way you expect. He'll meet many new and old faces. Allies come in the oddest places possible, people whom he thought he could trust betray him and those he thought least likely to help turn out to be the best of allies. A new look on an interesting idea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Jade Angel by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Erika Potter is killed by Vernon in a drunken stupor, only to be sent back from heaven by an irate seraph. Distraught, Erika decides enough is enough and returns to a hobby she was forced to give up in exchange for magic... ballet. Little does she know that her passion for dancing will lead her to America, and into the hands of a certain crossroads demon...and a pair of brothers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,884 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
Merlin's Wife Reborn by gowolf reviews
Lyra Andrea Black tried to escape her family to live with her love, but died trying, now she's back as Melanie Lillian Potter and no one's going to stop her from living her reborn life with her love now, NO ONE! (Fem-Harry) Dormant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Merlin
The Roman Avenger by OrionB15 reviews
Percy was a young and tortured son of Neptune. Mercury finds him and offers him a new home in a very unlikely place, the underworld. Percy is trained to the be the most powerful demigod to ever live and is sent to Camp Jupiter by Lord Pluto. With Reyna and his two siblings at his side he will do impossible feats, but its all a warm up until he can avenge his mother, to Neptune!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,722 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Percy J., Reyna R. - Complete
Ravens in Orbit by Stephen Ratliff reviews
There is one house rivalry at Hogwarts that goes beyond all others, it surpasses the bounds of Earth. It is an enduring conflict that raises the Wizarding world to the Heavens. It is Hufflepuff verse Ravenclaw. What? You were expecting the the other houses?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Yes, Loki by Eternal Love Song reviews
"No, Loki." Two words that destroyed Loki's will to fight. Two words that made him let go. Two words. But what if Odin hadn't spoken those two words as his sons dangled off the edge of the Bifrost. What if Odin had understood. "Yes, Loki."
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
Never Challenge Robin to by SuperninjaX reviews
A few times the team tried to beat Robin at a game and failed in the most undignified manner!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 9,944 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4034 - Favs: 10,224 - Follows: 10,833 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 8,802 - Follows: 9,473 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Percy Jackson, The Last Darkin by daniel.ong.37 reviews
Percy Jackson is not the Son of Poseidon, not the Son of Neptune, not even a demigod of any mythology. Instead he is a clear sighted mortal. Yet he has a strange ability, a strange legacy within himself which makes him deadlier then the gods, deadlier then the Titans, maybe even deadlier then the Primordials. Perseus Jackson, mortal who transcended the gods. Ideas from FrostenByte.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,151 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Percy J.
Lady Hogwarts by Annie-marie6 reviews
Sent back in time, 13 year old Jenifer Potter - Fem-Harry, meets the Founders and finds a family. However nothing can stay perfect forever. What will she do when Hogwarts, and by extension the entire future face annihilation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Harry P.
Chaos and the Peacemaker by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
Everyone knows about Percy joining Chaos as an assassin, but what about Piper's new job of Chaos's peacemaker? Piper's had a hard life, but she's about to find out that it gets a whole lot harder. OOCness and T for language and couples. The picture's from taringa. net, so no, it's not mine, but it's cool, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,823 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Piper M., Percy J.
Lily and the Map by The May Waters reviews
Lily gets the Marauders Map and attempts to figure out why it is so important to the four teenage boys. She however can't figure it out and manages to access its insulting mechanism. Mr. Prongs, however, cannot figure out how to properly insult Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Stairway to Heaven by Felicity Dream reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, she's lost. Hanging only by a thread of hope in the form of the Volturi, she heads to Volterra, Italy with her death and maybe her rebirth in mind. There, three brothers will start to cultivate and care for her heart, and she gains a new collection of vampires as family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,493 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus]
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28989 - Favs: 28,882 - Follows: 17,959 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 170,908 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Dangerous Beauty by JFrost reviews
The kingdom is being driven into the ground by a Tyrannical King, and Prince Endymion is trying desperately to keep his people safe. When the situation gets truly dire, he turns to a woman who is from an extinct race of very dangerous beings. The gods.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,524 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Forgotten God by Selacha reviews
AU story. When 7-year old Percy Jackson runs away from an abusive home life, he is found and rescued by an ancient god, forgotten by humans and ignored by Olympus. The ancient deity only wants a family, and Percy needs a father. How will his life differ when Percy is raised by the eldest and most powerful of all the Gods? -T rating for child abuse and language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Percy J.
Lady in Powder Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 280 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
Protective by Ketsui Meraki reviews
A Loki is Harry story. When the Avengers find out where Loki is, they want to retrieve him immediately. Unfortunately for them, Loki's friends, acquaintances, fan girls, and even enemies are a bit protective of him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 903 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10442 - Favs: 25,720 - Follows: 14,643 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Powers of Chaos by Dowy Sixst Haevens reviews
Percy left camp after being betrayed by Annabeth and replaced by his half-brother Mark. He comes across Chaos and is granted Chaos powers in order to save the world when the time comes.How will Percy use his new powers? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,670 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Hawk-Eyed Charlie by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 3,692 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlus P.
Some Hearts by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Robin Black was a bound witch. However, as the new Mistress of Death she was able to break free to Asgard and prepare to reap her vengeance. What she didn't count on was falling for a certain green-eyed, silver-tongued God of Mischief or being hit by Time Sand before the war restarted. Can she make her way back to Loki, or will she be stuck on Earth? FEM HARRY! YOU WERE WARNED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,591 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Loki
The Art of Finding Yourself by Anna575 reviews
After the Second War, Percy Jackson is lost and can't stop having flashbacks. So, the gods send him to help a mysterious group of people known as the Avengers. Their promise is that the Avengers will help him, too. Meanwhile, a new evil has come. Will the Avengers be able to help Percy find himself before it's too late and stop this evil at the same time? Complete.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,795 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Percy J., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Legends of Olympus: Flame of the West by Brad Law reviews
Gaea has been defeated, at great cost. The gods are gone, Olympus is closed and the world is in chaos after the failure of the Mist. Now, 8 years later, Humanity has turned to the Demi-Gods to save them from the Monsters invading Earth. The New Roman Empire has been founded with Jason Grace as Caesar, and now the Flame of the West must be reignited - before all is lost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Jason G., Nico A., Percy J.
I Scream, You Scream We All Scream For Ice-Cream by Ketsui Meraki reviews
Or, how a war was averted with ice-cream. Or, how Loki started up a business in Jotunheim. Or- you know what, just read it. Because ice cream is just that awesome.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Loki, King Laufey - Complete
Someone Who Understands by Selacha reviews
After Percy is dumped by Annabeth after finding her cheating on him, he's crushed. Wallowing in misery, nothing seems to bring him out of his depression. Until he finds someone who can relate, someone who has been cheated on for thousands of years, someone who understands. PercyXHera romance, not often seen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 626 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Percy J., Hera - Complete
Master of the Elements by Kocona reviews
AU. Returning from a rescue mission, Perseus Jackson found his own girlfriend cheating on him while he was away. His image ruined by others, he was deserted by all except his closest of friends. Percy has left camp to accept an offer from a strange being. The offer? To become more powerful than he had ever dreamed of; to become Master of the Elements. [ON HIATUS]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,444 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Percy J., Piper M.] Annabeth C., Aphrodite
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5118 - Favs: 7,247 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gut Instincts by Unexplainable Contradiction reviews
Perseus Jackson... who is he? Everyone thinks they know, but really, they don't. Percy has secrets, especially one that he prefers to always keep down low, away from everyone, even himself. Of course, the Fates must hate him, because this one secret, the one he would rather die than give away, has to pop up, and then everything has to spin out of control./Oneshot! Sort of AU-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Percy Jackson: A Spark of Betrayal by Tears of a Spirit reviews
Percy has become invisible and unwanted at camp. Fed up with everything that the campers threw back in his face, he leaves. Annabeth once said that the real world is where you learn if you're any good or not. What will Percy find? Remember, all it takes is a spark to throw the world into chaos. (Prequel to Percy Jackson: Flames of War)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,880 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
The Son of Vesta by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy Jackson was made from the hearth, Vesta and Neptune had to keep him a secret so they sent him away to keep him safe. Convinced he was abandoned the demigod strays farther and farther from the orphanage, only to meet a silver eyed goddess. COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,912 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
Peppermint Humbugs by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Because we never did figure out why they were on the dinner table. (Or, how two young boys started a school-wide revolution.) One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Clever Green by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Lily was a brilliant woman, but everyone has secrets. Lily was smart enough to prepare for every eventuality and was willing to do anything to ensure her son was safe. Even if it meant letting out a secret she took to the grave...the truth was James was not the best husband and Lily was not the most faithful wife. Sherlock never thought the title, dad suited him but Father was fine
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Champion of the Sun by Avarianus reviews
Being a demigod is never easy. Far from it. One half of the world doesn't understand you and the other half tries to kill you. Percy had learned this painful truth at a young age. But he had no idea how crazy his life could become, at least not until he met Apollo and became his champion. How will his fate change under the guidance of a god? AU Apollo raised Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,892 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Percy J., Apollo, Artemis, Zoë N. - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 5,311 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Not again by lyaser53 reviews
Harry dies for the ninth time-this is his last chance to get it right!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 5,024 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Identity by b00kw0rms reviews
Robin is bored at the mountain, so Artemis turns on the TV to see the one and only Richard Grayson. This sparks all kind of conversations! Many other incidents occur where the Team gets a little too close to figuring out Robin's identity. Some Spitfire mentioned, but only in passing.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Robin
Faded Past, Renewed Future by Deedeesee reviews
As the world turns our memories grow. Percy Jackson has had all his memories stripped from him. If the past defines you then what is he now? Will he have to start anew or will his past catch up to him and make him remember? A slightly different take on Percy losing his memories before Camp Jupiter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
The Indecipherable Riddle by savya398 reviews
The summer after fourth year Harry goes through some big changes and makes a shocking discovery. What will it mean when Harry isn't exactly who he had thought he was? And how will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,668 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Hobbit and the Detective by feanorsnemesis reviews
When Bilbo Baggins went to steal gold from a dragon, he found that the dragon wasn't quite what he had expected. To be fair, he wasn't what the dragon had predicted either.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 8,237 - Follows: 2,471 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Flames of Chaos by Deedeesee reviews
Progress for progress sake; doing things without a reason; some men just want to watch the world burn. All it takes is introducing a little anarchy, upsetting the established order and everything becomes chaos. Take away the hero of Olympus, introduce an agent of disorder, and watch the fire start. But can it be stopped before it takes on a life of its own? ADOPTED from Anonemuss14
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
The Jacksons teach at Hogwarts by mynewnameisfluffy reviews
How will the teaching be when Percy an Annabeth are ordered to dress the part as teachers at Hogwarts? Read and find out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Annabeth C.
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Path of a snowflake by Lady of Slytherclaw reviews
Fem!Harry! Seppen Potter is left outside again on Christmas night, and freezes to death. Bunnymund, her father figure, is devastated. But is she really gone? How will the Wizarding World react? SeppenxJack ADOPTED WITH PERMISSION FROM MRS.KITSUNE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013
Louis and Clara by PristinelyUngifted reviews
A reimagining of the pilot episode of 'Lois and Clark' with one major change: Louis Lane is a man's man, and Clara Kent is the Woman of Steel.
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Complete
Unexpected by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Unknown by CourtingTheMoon reviews
The war is over, stopped when a sacrifice was made. Percy ended the war with his life but what if he wasn't just a demigod, rather much more. Percy is the unknown and now he watches over his family and friends. But he pays special attention to the only one to capture his heart, the goddess of the moon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,626 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Mosmorda-mordmora by lyaser53 reviews
Its Ten years after the war, Harry discovers a spell that will send him back 17 years into the past, He also finds one that will bind all the horcruxes back into Tom riddle and kill him at the same time. The one thing is it must be cast into the killing curse as tom fires it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brilliant Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Soul Eater by apple2011 reviews
Harry finds out he is more than Human, he is a creature beyond time, with Immortality binding to him and a magic only the most powerful can master, with new friends and allies can including Ravenclaw herself can he carve a life from himself and stop a thousand year old plot orchestrated by Godric Gryffindor himself. Powerful Harry Dumbledore and Weasley bashing. Harry/Rowena
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P., Rowena R.
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,790 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 3,756 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 9,410 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
To Have Someone Understand by fringeperson reviews
A young woman dreamed of adventure, of a life outside the social norms for a woman of her position. A gypsy longed for freedom from persecution, for a little kindness from the people around him. One day, on the streets of Paris, they met. Don't own. Clopelle, and a couple of others mentioned.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,879 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Belle, Clopin T. - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Memorable by HecateA reviews
You can't fade into shadows for absolutely everyone, right? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Leo V., Echo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 4,771 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 16,093 - Follows: 8,027 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack) (Cover by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Guardian of Magic Oneshots by wolfsrainrules reviews
Jack was nervous about meeting these 'Weasley Twins'. Winter assured him it would be fine. She was half-right. The resulting snowball fight would be the thing of Legends and Jack is sure the blush is going to be permanent by the end of everything (Takes place later in GoM! Will be updated with more so ALERT IT and READ the notes before each chapter!) (cover by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 638 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ectoplasm on a School Night by BeachCat reviews
Mr. Lancer was not surprised when he ran into the crossfire of a fight between Amity Park's own Ghost Boy and another ghost. It was fairly common. But he never dreamed that he would be there for the aftermath. Apparently, neither did Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Lancer, Danny F.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 11,320 - Follows: 3,399 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Selection by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 1,961 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
35 Things Clint Barton Is Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Hamsta97 reviews
Basically what the title says. (Revised version)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Harry Potter and the Court of Magical Brethren by sprinter1988 reviews
Betrayed by the world of the Wizards, Harry finds himself in new lands and surrounded by great powers. Adventures aplenty await as Harry delves deep into the history of magic, but is there a sinister side to all this? And if so, which side will he choose? ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P.
Instant Family by Urau reviews
AU. Percy, after breaking up with Annabeth, had never thought his life could be anymore worse. But when Calypso showed up at his doorstep, bringing their children, maybe life wouldn't be so bad after all. Percy/Calypso. Perlypso.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Percy J., Calypso
Allons-y Avengers by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony references Doctor Who compulsively. Also, Bruce needs pants. And Steve's best friend in the 21st century is a Dalek. Other than that, it's your basic team coming together fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Unasked Questions by Umecchi reviews
Nobody asked because everybody assumed; they were all under the impression-that Odin had not tried to verify if it was true or not-that Loki was the evil and jealous brother who wanted power. Really though, that scepter that Loki had been carrying around-you know, the one that took over your emotions?-that had to affect him in some way. Did Loki ever really want to rule? No.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Loki
Love Unknown by QueenMilaAshdown reviews
Hogwarts is in for a surprise when five people who are supposed to be dead arrive upon its doorsteps, beaten down and drained.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
Sixth Time's the Charm by RainMirror reviews
Gaston was not Belle's first betrothed, nor was it the first arranged marriage Rumpelstiltskin had saved her from. Should be five or six chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,418 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 7,988 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Rightful Sky by Heir to the Sky reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,838 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Love for the Loveless by chilledcactus reviews
Percy has saved the world once more, from the giants this time. He hopes he can finally get a happy ending, however he is soon betrayed by some of the gods he helped save. Now he is forced to leave camp to protect his friends. Full summary inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,687 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Guardian of the Earth by chilledcactus reviews
Percy leaves camp after certain events take place and wanders alone through the country. He helps young demigods reach camp and fights off monsters. After a few months, Chaos appears before him and offers to make him the guardian of Earth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,959 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Percy J.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5110 - Favs: 18,937 - Follows: 17,025 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
100 Things I shan't do at Hogwarts by greensaber92 reviews
I am a daughter of Hephaestus, plus I'm a Slytherin. Some people decided to make a list of things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. How about we read the list together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2012 - OC
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ryou's Cousin by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Ryou gets a letter from England, the last thing he expected was for his second cousin to come live with him. Now he has to contend with an amused Bakura, a possessive Malik, and an obsessed Pharaoh. Will his sanity survive? Rating will go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura
A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of dark and light veelas by FelesMagica reviews
Draco Malfoy is a veela, Harriet "Harry" Potter disappeared during the holidays after their fifth year and a new girl appeares at Hogwarts. How are the students and teachers going to cope and what happend to Harriet Potter? veela!Draco, fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,554 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16830 - Favs: 12,172 - Follows: 10,530 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
500 ways to get kicked out of the black order by Accidental Child reviews
On an ordinary day, the black order suddenly starts getting pranked. My take on the typical "ways to get kicked out of" story.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things I'm not allowed to do when I go to Hogwarts by willoffire123 reviews
When surfing the Internet, Ron finds a very interesting list. He feels compelled to share it with his friends. Madness proceeds. I suppose there might be such a thing as dying from laughter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
As the Robin Flies by 080RTRT reviews
Failsafe AU For them its been a day since they last spoke to him. For Dick its been 34 long years.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by WillowWhatNow reviews
There is a list of 586 'things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' and I took my thirty favourites, and made each one into a drabble of anywhere between 100 and 1500 words. The link to the real list will be up in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P.
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 496 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
DealMaker and TruthSpeaker by Sparks reviews
"Why did you come back?" he asks her. Her first answer dies on her lips; she cannot trick the trickster. "I met a woman on the road," she says.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Trapped Together by fringeperson reviews
A nice girl and an attractive man get trapped together in a cave, no other company, no way out, and no privacy. Throw in that they already kinda liked each other already, just a little, and wait for the sparks to fly. oneshot, complete, don't own, SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 206 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 319 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Something About Forever by Cyprith reviews
Belle refuses to leave. She remembers a promise-something about forever-and she intends to see it through. Rumbelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 5,386 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 7,972 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 16,064 - Follows: 4,470 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Demigod Wizards by Tempest Cain reviews
Percy Jackson thought his life became normal after he was claimed as a demigod. Percy Jackson is a demigod with the powers of a wizard. Dive into the Philosopher's Stone but prepare for chaos because Percy Jackson is changing Potter history as we know it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Fifth House by Minerva-Athena reviews
Harry Potter is too loyal for Slytherin, too brave for Hufflepuff, and too cunning for Gryffindor. He is smart enough for a Ravenclaw but doesn't flaunt his knowledge. Where is the heir of the founders going to go? He'll go to his new house, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 1,208 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Independent Destiny by Riddle Potter 23 reviews
What if the Dursleys treated Harry as family? Independent but good Gryffindor Harry, Dumbles & Weasley bashing, eventual H/Hr, Major OOC for the Dursleys. Adopted from cornholio4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,902 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy Who Died by formerly-OOL reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Struggles of a Teenage Wizard by Riddle Potter 23 reviews
Harry is faced with his fourth year at Hogwarts. He will endure trials, betrayals and encounter his soul mate. Selective Weasley bashing. Manipulative Dumbledore. NICE SNAPE. Rating may go up later. Will include fourth through seventh years maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,696 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4437 - Favs: 12,037 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protector of Avalon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Adraine has a cousin she doesn't know about. And he has come all the way from Britain to find her. How will things change when they find out he's not only a new mage, but the one destined to protect Avalon from Dark Magic? OOC Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Adriane C.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,007 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hot Lava by Ali-Th3-Ch3shir3-Kat reviews
"We should play hot lava." Robin stared at his best friend with a look of confusion, the other doing the same. "What?" The speedster sighed, sitting up straighter in his chair. "We should play hot lava. Y'know, the game where the floor is lava-" ONE
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 243 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 228 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Hermione's Bodyguard by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Written for the HiH hh clubs Sorter's Anonymous Challenge: write a drabble about a character assigned at random being sorted in a different house. Everywhere that Hermione went, Goyle was sure to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Gregory G. - Complete
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 221 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wire Monkeys by Kizmet reviews
After happening across a study on the effects of isolation on infants Robin decides Superboy needs hugs... And recruits the rest of the team to help.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
King's Treasure by reader1writer1 reviews
Jareth was always much more than the Goblin King. His son was always more than Harry Potter-an abused wizard child at prophecy's call. Will Sarah give them a chance or will Dumbledore and Voldemort cost him everything? It wouldn't be the first time. J/S !slow to update! -NOT ABANDONED! Happy 2016 I will get back to this, pinkie swear!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jareth, Harry P.
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 15,671 - Follows: 17,056 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 1,811 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 4,422 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 10,330 - Follows: 10,140 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 674 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by SilkenRoseDreams reviews
I didn't make 98% of these up, I just collected them. I made up maybe 10 but that's it. Enjoy my collection! And seriously, don't give me all the credit. I feel bad when the real creative minds behind this get disregarded. Based loosely off Skippy's List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Beginning of a New Life by rlpj4 reviews
AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 6,266 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
623 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by inkblot hearts reviews
After seeing a whole bunch of these lists online, I decided to add my own. With help from those numbered Bumper Stickers on Facebook, I think my list is a little closer to whichever list out there is the original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9872 - Favs: 28,255 - Follows: 11,455 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Speaker of Truth by Silverfawkes reviews
ON hiatus Minerva McGonagall hears a prophecy and a month later finds herself a guardian to a witch. Mayhem ensues as the witch tells everyone the truth as she sees it and makes friends with Harry. Canon to GOF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,742 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15951 - Favs: 10,620 - Follows: 8,112 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Raven by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
.AU. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Harry Potter is the most powerful being of his generation. Harry Potter is the son of the demon Trigon. He is Raven of the Teen Titans. CHP 18 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,488 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., OC
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5596 - Favs: 9,172 - Follows: 4,887 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,220 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 13,252 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
730 Things I'm Forbidden To Do At Hogwarts by Jesse Turner-Black reviews
Click of the title to find the 730 things that no one is allowed to do at Hogwarts. And they gave us this list, not expecting us to get ideas......... Sincerly, Forge and Gred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3985 - Favs: 18,236 - Follows: 7,746 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Rain Falling Down Around My Ears by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Castiel goes back in time to stop the Apocalypse. Things go wrong. Things go VERY wrong. AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,120 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15914 - Favs: 26,532 - Follows: 11,088 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Determinations of Fate by Baronvonblack reviews
Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 9,587 - Follows: 2,499 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Club by Viopathartic reviews
“A club, Harry?” asked Minerva McGonagall with an eyebrow raised skeptically. Harry nodded. “And what is this club?” Harry shrugged. “You don’t know?” Harry nodded. “Why?” There was no point in hiding the truth. “Because…I’m bored.” Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,967 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 11,888 - Follows: 5,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 8,634 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 7,297 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Identity by highbrass reviews
Secrets are discovered. Alliances are forged. Battle lines are drawn. Some friendships strengthen while others break. The war has started. A friend and a Godfather have already been taken away from him. No longer will he stand for the manipulations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,748 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Ghostly Companion by sarhea reviews
The Feudal Era is safe, the Shikon is restored and Kagome is dead … but that doesn't mean she is free. A promise to a certain Hokage changes everything. lemon in fic called 'Lemons'. COMPLETE : Uchiha Itachi Higurashi Kagome : AR InuYasha Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - [Kagome H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - [James P., Alice L.] Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 1,550 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Fix the Mistakes by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. Two years after the Death Hallows Epilogue, tragedy strikes Harry Potter and his family. The only way to set things right is to journey back to the time before he was born. Not for Ginny enthusiasts. Time Travel. Avenging!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 8,903 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts by Paradisical815 reviews
A list of things never to do at Hogwarts. Or is that a to do list instead? Warning: The acting out of any of these listed may result in detention or expulsion, but you'll have a hell of a good time. Will be part of a novel length story later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 223 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 849 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11659 - Favs: 23,162 - Follows: 8,230 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Keeper of the Dark Heart by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
[W.I.T.C.H. xover] Harry Potter is the Keeper of the Dark Heart, one of the two most powerful magical energy sources in the multiverse. What does he do with this power? Read and find out!chp14 up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Temperal Karma by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 998 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 6,372 - Follows: 1,479 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fifth Founder by CtrlAltDelete reviews
This is about the fifth founder of Hogwarts and why she has never been mentioned or even has a house. And why is she doomed to live in the castle but not allowed to really be in it. Can Harry help her before it is all too late?Probably not going to finish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P.
Return of the High Elves by Virusgod reviews
Finished Reposted Two months had passed since Harry Potter was last seen. Now he returns, trained and armed for war...and with pointy ears?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 489 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete