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Mary Sue Pirates Beware! by strawberrybrunette reviews
Erica was your normal, MarySue writing fanficcer until she found herself on board the Black Pearl. But what's this? Jack doesn't want to be seduced? And she's not the only Mary Sue on board? Things will quickly turn strange. Jack&Ana?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005
Pirates: The Curse of the Cheap Bling by Hypothetically reviews
Back in ye days of olde, pirates roamed the seven seas, pillaging and partying to their hearts content. With drama queens, fanatics, hand puppets and a person obsessed with 'WOOF', a jolly time is sure to be had by all!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
A Miscellany of Drabbles by Shyaway reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean drabbles.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
The Girl From Yesterday by heartxtime reviews
When a young woman travels to the Caribbean,she has powers of her own. Her heart is broken, her mind taken over. She meets Jack Sparrow who is charmed by and charms her... some Chinese stuff in here, SPECIAl, pls read
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
The Curse of the Piratical Parody by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Book of Jack x Will Crack Fics by Jars of Dirt reviews
Each strange but slashtastic idea is another oneshot. Run by two girls with way too much time on their hands. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Parody by Vicarious Facade reviews
This rewrites the script in a comical fashion. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. It pokes fun while still loving it at the film, characters, etc. It's a pretty kickas riot for those that are fans. It was widely acclaimed on LiveJournal and now it's here.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
The Princess Diaries: The Pirate Queen by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
POTCPrincess DiariesMonk crossover: JackOC romance! Defective detective Adrian Monk has been called in by Queen Mia of Genovia to solve an unusual mystery involving secret societies, hidden rooms, pirates, passion, treasure, murder and Capt. Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Angsty Salad Dressing by CocoaSamurai45 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is abducted by crazed fangirls with puppets. Weird things happen and Harry Potter ends up on top of McDonald's. More weirdness will ensue...at some point!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
New Punishments by Caribbean Babe reviews
My first fic! This is a series of random and hilarious punishments for Jack. May be OOCness. Please R & R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006
Guardian Angel by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. After DMC, Jack finds himself in Heaven through a 'clerical error'. To prove himself worth of Heaven, he has to accept guardianship of a certain Commodore... Slash, [sparrington].
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Secret Obsessions by Luthy Lovett reviews
The characters of PotC have joined a support group for their Secret Obsessions. Warning: Outrageous obsessions will abound, and stuff will be made fun of. Spoilers may also be in there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
It's My Life by moonlightbecomesyou reviews
Everyone as a past, even Barbossa. Find out about the man behind the evil and what made him that way. Story is better than the summary, I promise. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006
The Babysitter by CocaCola Gold reviews
He made his voice high and copied Elizabeth’s, 'Oh, Will, let’s strand Jack Sparrow in our house with our brats without any blasted rum'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett! by Luthy Lovett reviews
Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Stupid Little Pirate Dream by EvaEvita reviews
Really short, stupid attempt to be funny. It was a dream I had. I don't really know why I'm posting this. Rated T to cover my butt.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Whose line POTC style! by Snowpixie81 reviews
What the title says. It's whose line is it anyway, with the cast from Pirates of the Caribbean. Should be enjoyable, watching your favorite characters playing the game. Please R & R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Ocean Waves by sunny tuesday reviews
Was it the wild, intoxicating look in Jack's eyes that made her think like this? Or rather, not think at all? oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
All For Love by Colloso reviews
What were Will's thoughts as he witnessed the kiss between Jack and Elizabeth? Oneshot. R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Making Jack Dance by ThePirateCelt reviews
Jack yells at Elizabeth for going into Tortuga alone. Elizabeth neglects to listen and decides to mess with Jack for hilarity's sake. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
No Where Special by CocaCola Gold reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow was not drunk, and he was not thinking about a Miss Elizabeth Swann. Any Miss Elizabeth Swann. Especially the one on this here boat here. He was not.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Dead and be Damned by Kirei L reviews
Jack Sparrow is a pirate and a good man, but Will Turner is a good man and a pirate. There is a difference.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
So I thought by herk444 reviews
What if Jack hadn't been viciously swallowed by the Kraken? GASP! What if Will had stayed behind and been swallowed! LE DOUBLE GASP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
My Captain by CocaCola Gold reviews
About Jack and what he wants, guess whose POV...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Drowning By Stanzas by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
The contents of a wrecked ship turn out to hold a female, whose throat Davy Jones quickly has slit. Unfortunately, she will insist on turning up in his dreams, drenched to the skin and clutching the first book of Horatian Odes. Casual readers beware.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Crewed by the Damned by KnifeEdge reviews
Elizabeth yawned and stretched, then leaned forward over the rail to watch the black water rush by the hull. The moon glittered on the waves, like a thousand candles in the dark... WARNING: here there be spoilers. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
This Time Imperfect by Whatsername81 reviews
Songfic to This Time Imperfect by AFI. Set at the end of POTC2. SPOILERS! Jack, Will, and Elizabeth think about their relationships. Words that should be said go unsaid. Will they ever be said? Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Fireflowers by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke is watching fireworks when Itachi comes home with something special. A sparkler.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Weight of Water by virgo79 reviews
Regret is heavy. Bill Turner, with nothing left to lose. Or so he thinks, but he's been out of touch for a while. Bottom of the ocean and all. (Post-movie)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,132 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 8/10/2004
What is Love? by kawaiichiisaikitsune reviews
What is love, really? To Lee it's a leaf named Rocky, to Gai it's youthfulness, to Gaara love is only a word. [GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Will Turner Needs To Die by PixiePirate18 reviews
Getting sick and tired of those, 'Mary Sue falls into the 'POTC' universe and Jack or Will fall madly in love with her and live happily ever after' type of fics? Well worry no more! This story is guaranteed to parody and not to turn your brain into mush..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005
10 Reasons by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Ten Reasons Kakashi will live forever. KakaIru, IruKashi. Kakashi's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Short Drops and Sudden Stops by virgo79 reviews
Ficlets, drabbles, and other oneshots.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
Monster? by kawaiichiisaikitsune reviews
What people think of Gaara isn't really what he is. He's changed! Please R&R![short oneshot][slight implied GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Gaara, Gaara - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Shyaway reviews
Twelve festive piratey drabbles inspired by the carol. [Note: not a songfic.] Happy New Year!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Low Budget Rip Off by anamaji-c reviews
Hello there! Here is my yes yet another parody of the POTC film! Its kinda crap but gets slightly better round chapters 3&4... so please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
Complete Guide to the Piratical Mary Sue, Abridged by Piratical Radical reviews
A collection of condensed plots with enough twists, turns, and surprise long-lost relations to fill a proverbial barrel of cursed monkeys.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Alone and Back Again by Lex Talionis Ante Mortem reviews
Shipwrecked, Will thinks about Jack as the sun beats down on them from above. (Jack/Will)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003