ArtyChick
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-26-04, id: 727355

Hmm I can't really think of anything terribly witty and funny to write so you'll have to put up with a lot of mind-numbingly boring nattering on. Or less than a lot. Does that make any sense? Oh well, here we go:

My name is... why should I tell you? You can call me Aquila. (temporary made up name, bag of cookies for the person who knows what it means and in what language)
Age is 15. Year 11. Form 5. Basically, I'm 15. And I don't like exams.
Hair is brunette. This is really boring, isn't it? Here, you can have a random list of quotes from random places. I used to have where I got them from, but I got sick of writing either '-this came from a random site whichI can't remember' or '-not sure where I got this from' over and over again. So, here they are:

.: "I don't want to rule the world, just to control it."
.: "I see through the eye of the world, the silver trees, the all consuming flame of the dragons and the rotations of the wheel of time."
.: "We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves."
.: "All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears-of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words 'Some Assembly Required'."
.: "Just how stupid do you think I am? Wait, don't answer that."
.: "You think you live on the edge? I fell off a long time ago."
.: "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a.. no, no, it's a bird."
.: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
.: "Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete."
.: "Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?" "
.: "I can't dial 911.. There's no 11 on my phone."
.: "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't all out to get you."
.: "If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
.: "It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
.: "Common sense isn't."
.: "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure."
.: "MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will."
"MURPHY'S LAW ADDITON: If anything that could go wrong doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately better for it to have gone wrong."
.: "Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it."
.: "Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact."
.: "He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged." -political correctnessjoke
.: "To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer."
.: "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
.: "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
.: "A Pessimist is what an Optimist calls a Realist."
.: "Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."
.: "Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."
.: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
.: "A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."
.: "They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet the guy at the gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper."
.: "Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."
.: "If you're feeling confident, it's because there's something you don't know."
.: "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
.: "Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before..."
.: "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
.: "It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
.: "Don't set your aims high. If you miss, you have a long way to fall. Aim low, and you don't even have to jump to reach them."
.: "The pleasures of pessimism are that pessimists are often right, and are delighted to be proven wrong."

And now... hm... more random stuff... all the phobias I suffer from:

Myrmecophobia
Glossophobia
Dysmorphophobia
Doxophobia
Apotemnophobia
Decidophobia
Atychiphobia
Meningitophobia
Thanatophobia
Polyphobia

I congratulate you if you recognise ANY of them. Look them all up if you can be bothered. I will tell you what one of them means: Polyphobia (the last one) means 'fear of many things'. Hehe I thought it about summedthe whole lot up. Oh and I will give youtwo hints about two others: Meningitophobia does not mean fear of meningitis. And... no, actually, I won't give you this hint. It is easy to get even without the hint. Ha.

Hehe, that's about it for my profile thing... And I don't think it was toooo boring... now all I have to do is write a story and publish it. hm.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Opal Deception by The CheezHead reviews
My version of the fourth book. Artemis regains his memories from a different source than Mulch, and those memories aren't what they should be. Permanent hiatus due to release of actual book.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Middle Class Family by clairesie reviews
Artemis is made to go on a student exchange and live with a [gasp] NORMAL family. Oh, the horror. And...well, read it and see! You know you want to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004
Young Master Massimo by Akari-chan reviews
[spoilers] Drabble centered in Scipio.
Thief Lord - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004