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Author has written 3 stories for Holes, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.

hi peoples! im iLUVfire and this is my profile.

Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.

my new laptop makes editing me profile all funny, so if i edit my profile itll be at the library or school. anyway, moving on...

i name all my stories after songs...just thought id get that out there...

hobbies: scar drama, songwritng, reading, music, singing, woodshop, writing, video games, and guitar hero


movies: SoR, PotC, sahara, star wars , v for vendetta, all indianna jones, breakfast club

books: lets not get into this...

bands: system of a down, family force 5, alot of soundtracks,queen, acdc,led zepplin,lynard skynard, aretha franklin,chuck berry, george thorogood, weird al yanchovic, dave matthews band, heart, joan jett, nirvana, police.

manga: fruits basket, naruto, FMA, bleach, dnangel, wish, descendants of darkness


bleach: dude, i have the biggest crush on chad...rukia, tatsumi, ichigo, hat and clogs.

fruits basket: kyo, yuki, hatsuharu

naruto: kakashi-sama...and hinata...

FMA: ed, al, winry


descendants of darkness: watari, hisoka, watari's owl, the gushoshin and tsuzuki

sahara:al,sandecker, rudi, dirk.

star wars: han solo, luke, leia, anniken, master yoda, chewy, C3PO, R2D2.

sky high: warren peace, layla, magenta,


star wars: han soloXleia

sahara:dirkXeva, alXterra (oc).

danny phantom:dannyXsam

sky high: warrenXjillain (oc), willXlayla, majXzach, ethan, well, ethans just the single friend you can always count on to be hitting on girls!not well, tho...

fruits basket: none, really. altho i really support kyonkyon/uotani.

naruto: SASU/NARU! mwahaha, yaoi...teehee...

FMA: ed/winry

dnangel: none.

wish: none.

descendants of darkness: errrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm...henh...yaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoi... XP

things i have learned:

1:being behind a camera is better than being in front of it.

2:u must always have a towel with you. i have this old limited too one that i got in the third grade. it took me through some hard times, that towel.

3: u must always have a lucky hat. mine is this black knitted thing i wear all the time. its so awesome!

4: teenage boys are idiots.

5:always carry a pencil and paper. song ideas just come out of the blue at times.

6. TOYF!!! (think on your feet, for those of you not in theatre)

7. most PE teachers are fat... i dont know why...

favorite qoutes from movies/tv shows/books, anything fiction:

'Ancient weapons and superstitious mumbo jumbo are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.' -Han Solo, Star Wars IV A New Hope.

'i have a very bad feeling about this' luke skywalker, star wars IV, a new hope; obi wan kenobi, star wars III, revenge of the sith.

'do you want me to warm that up for you?'

'we aren't supposed to use our powers outside of school!'

i was just going to stick it in the microwave.' layla and warren, sky high.

'i lost my hat!'

'you did?'

'yeah.' al and dirk, sahara

'this guy is so accidentally cool!' one of the amigo penguins, happy feet

'remember,remember, the 5th of november, the gunpowder treason and plot.

I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.' v, v for vendetta

'you know how my mom can communicate with animals? well apparently they don't like being eaten.' layla, sky high

'bloody hell!' ron weasley, harry potter, 1-7

'can we panic now?' ron, HP # 2

'holy shinkey! we're in the detention room!" payla cunnings, bonded in fire, by Lt. Commander Richie

'stop blowing holes in my ship!' Capt Jack Sparrow, pirates of the carribean (ah, so sexy...)

'oy! me eye!' pintell, pirates of the carribean

'i dont care where you're from, that has to hurt.' another amigo penguin, happy feet

'MONKEY!' Capt. Jack Sparrow, PotC

'look! an undead monkey!' Capt. Jack Sparrow, PotC2:dmc

'believe it!' naru, naruto

'where is that monkey because i REALLY need to shoot something' jack, potc dmc

favorite qoutes from my every day life:

' ugh, i feel like i got hit by a truck.' me, when i am sick.

'SHUT UP! i knw you're hungry!' me talkign to my growling stomach in the library at school whne im supposed to be researching...

im no longer a danger to society

'oh, poor you!' my shirt and my bud amanda.

'AHHHHHH! WINX CLUB! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!' me watching TV one day and seeing the opening for that show of evil, Winx Club. :shudders:

'you're coming for me and my tortillas' gabi, the insane asylum escapee who sat in front of me in science quoting the yuotube clip "little tortilla boy".

'his brain is on steriods' parker, another escapee whosat next to me in math.

'molesto-meter!' taylor/homeslice, the drummer in our band.

'the cake is a lie!!!" my friend ari quoting soem video game.

'there goes gravity, trying to kill me again!" me, tripping. again...

'gee looks like a nazi!" another escapee, mary, talking about gerard way's new hair-do.

'what the hell is a continental breakfast?'

'its a fancy word for free!' my freind nick and i, talking about one of the annoncements

'you look like an emo'

'thanks so much. you look like a hippie.'

'YOU MUST DIE!' my friend parker and i talking about each other's new haircuts

'im not off! oh look, a butterfly!' nick again, on the DC/NY trip.

'there arent any hot guys here.'

'damn, no use going then.' my friend lexi and i, texting late into the night

'you'd make beautiful children!'

'mom, if you keep saying that im going to kill myself. slowly and painfully.'

'i might have to join him on that one' me and my neighbors josh and roberta, talking about... i dont really want to know, actually...

favorite songs:

message in a bottle, smells like teen spirit, minority,blood,sex and booze, johnny b. goode, dear mr president, love addict, chop suey, bounce, every little thing she does is magic, sweet child o mine, welcome to the jungle, kountry gentleman.

and thats my profile! hope u liked! if u want 2 contact me, just PM me.

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Caught Red Handed by Sirenfox reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Discovery by fresh42jazz reviews
Draco decides to look where he shouldn't. What will happen? Warnings: preslash barely implied
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Mine by Hidden Desire reviews
Harry only wanted to wipe out that expression from the blond's face. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Reason by StarfireFowl reviews
Of all the places Harry thought he would find Draco, he never would have guessed him to be there. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Red Handed III: In Slytherin Territory by Sirenfox reviews
Harry is finally back at Hogwarts, but Draco decides to make things difficult by telling people what happened. The only way Harry can keep his pride is to get the sword back. Only one little problem, it's hanging above Malfoy's bed. DMHP Slash Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6413 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Know Thine Enemy by 70 inc reviews
As if Draco Malfoy's life could get any worse. His father is in Azkaban, his mother has gone mental and now he was stuck spending the summer with none other than Harry Potter. Bloody terrific... HPDM SLASH. NOT HBP COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,063 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
As Promised by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Years after the Golden Ticket contest, Willy Wonka passes away, and Charlie is having difficulty keeping his promise to Willy and coping at the same time. Does he really still want to be a chocolatier?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Caught Red Handed II Boyfriend by Sirenfox reviews
DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed (revised)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
51 ways to annoy Severus Snape by Twister the Dragon reviews
This is about the day James potter and Remus Lupin......... It's 51 ways to annoy Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Severus S.
51 ways to annoy Commadore James Norrington by Twister the Dragon reviews
The title IS the summary
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
51 ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by Twister the Dragon reviews
Again, the title says it all
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Firelight by DR. COFFIN reviews
After a simple rescue, two unexpected lovers come together by the light of the fire. Established characters, NOT who you may think.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
My Mother's Touch by DR. COFFIN reviews
The lost followup to Flight. After visiting his father in prison, Warren is confronted by his mother and reveals his new power to her.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas by IcyPanther reviews
A sidestory to PC. It's Little!Draco's first Christmas with Harry and Hermione and you can bet that it isn't going to be the quietest time. Let the Christmas fun begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by sky.davis reviews
The Titans are just five normal teenage kids with nothing in common...except they're all stuck in a room with each other for nine hours. RobStar. Based on The Breakfast Club.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,886 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Scrapbook by JustVisitingUKgirl reviews
Katie is clearing out her room and finds an old scrapbook... Complete, as of 25th October 2004.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
Broken by mizz loserr reviews
Katie gets a song on her iPod she doesn't remember downloading. ONE SHOT, COMPLETE, KATIEFREDDY!
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Complete
Just When You Thought You'd Seen Everything by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Have you ever taken a good look at the color choices they use on Ritchie in the show?
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2003
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Dirty Little Secret reviews
AU. harry potter was a regular high schooler, going through life, until he relized he was gay. follow his adventure with his crush, who may just know his dirty little secret! rated to be safe, may include some OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Warning reviews
The fight to end all fights.The day i discovered love DOESNT conquer all. The day my friends and I were sent to Camp Green Lake. and yes, it is a girls at green lake fic, get used to it.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 2/15/2006
Basket Case reviews
so im at home, alone, and i turn on Pirates. i knock my head on the table, and next thing i know, im falling into pirates land! these are my adventures. some OOCness and self insertion.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow