Author has written 15 stories for RuneScape, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.
UPDATE: 10/6/08- I have just updated a fic called It Takes Two To Tango. Unfortunately, for some reason, I couldn't seem to get the links to the artist for whom I wrote this lil fic, to work, so I'm posting it here.
The link to the picture: http:///art/Dance-With-Me-58046296
The link to the Artists profile on : http:///
What is there to say about me? I am me and no one can change that. (Wow, that made my head hurt)
I am a great fan of Harry Potter fan fics, so if you want me to read them, I will and will usually review on them, just send me a message here.
I, Burg Gurl , do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else for that matter.
I also am slightly addicted to a game called Runescape, just slightly, I swear! It's a lot of fun and I have met so many interesting people through it, including my husband.
When it comes to Runescape stories, I am partial to the ones where you are actually part of the story (starting from the real world and somehow ending up in the game itself or vice versa). But I will read anything you throw at me, with in reason of course.
That and like I said before, I will review where I feel a review is due. I don't flame, but when needed, I am more than willing to give constructive criticism.
My absolute favorite Runescape fanfic so far is by Calime07 (Now dubbed Javelon) called, "Welcome to Runescape". Anyone reading this profile discription who enjoys Runescape, I suggest reading her fic. It's amazing! No blushing now Javelon...hehe. I also suggest that if you like Javelon's story, then you read an alternate story to "Welcome to Runescape" called "Welcome to Runescape: Balancing Act" by Jakeafterburn. It's along the same story line, except from a different characters point of view with Guthix as his guide. I'm not doing either stories justice by telling you about them, so READ THEM!! Jakeafterburn definately says he needs help with ideas.
This poem made me sad when I read it on Nadia the Demented's profile, but it definately makes you think:
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency of repeating what you just said because you completely forgot that you had already said it, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (I'd be doing more than that).
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile
If your taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself and had a continuous coversation with yourself for longer than 5 minutes, cop and paste this into your profile.
If you are a band geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, LiveForInsanity, nadia the demented one, Burg Gurl,
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, nadia the demented one, Burg Gurl,
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that HarryHermione shippers are delusional(especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you're in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".
Friends will bail you out of jail the next morning, but best friends will be right there beside you in the cell saying "Man, wasn't that party great!"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that, so STFU.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (But Tom Felton is a better incentive hehe).
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies (drools Mmmmm Fannon!Blaise and Draco).
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (Which has happened to me before, I think.)
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Happiness is like a disease, contagious by touch...POKE! XD
I'm not insane!!...Just normally this way...
...was I supposed to say something?
I'm 100 focu-...ooooo look at the pretty butterfly...!
Gravity is my greatest enemy o.0
It's not my fault! The voices told me to do it!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success."
"Learn from the mistakes of others - you can't live long enough to make them all yourself."
"Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things."
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Work in Progress:
Ahnani Rae (2)
Crazy About Him (0)
Jake Afterburn (3)