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Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

G'day, I'm an American with a lot of time on his hands. I like all sorts of things. I also dislike all sorts of things. That is all.

Likes: Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Vidya games

Dislikes: Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Vidya games

I'm really just making crap up to amuse myself.

Oh, and my name comes from The Reverend Little Ed Pembrook (though I apparently spelled the name wrong. Alas!), a character on an old TV show called WKRP in Cincinnati. Watch it. It's good.

Fanfic really needs some sort of slash filter. Then I can finally stop running across "Snape/Draco/Lucius/Lord Voldemort loves Harry Potter" fics. All of those are, by their mere existence, concrete proof that they are awful, even if they are well written. None of those characters are actually gay. All of them have a female they eventually marry, except Voldeshorts, who's mostly asexual (JK's Cursed Child notwithstanding). I could also read a Star Trek fic without coming across a Kirk/Spock (another case where the hero is paired with a mostly asexual character). And also let me ban more characters. There should never be an instance of a Snape/Draco/Lucius/Lord Voldemort is the hero or part of the main pairing. The villains should remain villains. Then I could also hide Harry/Hermione, because no one seems to be able to do that without making Ron evil, an abuser, or a Death Eater or by making Ginny evil, an abuser, or a slut.

Also, bashing fics should have a filter as well. Molly, Ron, and Ginny are not the epitomes of ultimate evil in the HP universe. Grindelwald and Voldemort are. Dumbledore is also not the true villain of the stories, nor did he send Harry to be brought up as a martyr at the Durselys. Abusive families can cause children to become abusive themselves. It happened with Tom Riddle. It happened with Snape. Harry was more likely to end up like one of these two than the martyr Dumbledore supposedly wanted him to be. Dumbledore sent him there because he thought it best. He also does not do things "FOR THE GREATER GOOD!" For the greater good is a phrase that got his sister killed, his brother estranged from him, and is the phrase his crush (it's never confirmed that he and GG did anything, only that Dumbles fell in love with him, so that seems the most appropriate term to use) used when he went evil and tried to take over the world. That is incentive to not use "FOR THE GREATER GOOD" if I've ever heard any.

I still don't get how Molly gets portrayed as evil. A caring mother who is desperate to hold onto those she loves because her brothers died in the first war would act exactly how she does in the story. Sure, she's possessive and a touch controlling, and she may be a bit of a matchmaker, but that doesn't mean she will instantly try to kill Harry or Hermione because they refused to marry their canon love interests and go along with her plan for "ALL OF US TO BE A PART OF THE SAME FAMILY! WON'T THAT BE FUN?" *Proceeds to chase Harry and Hermione with a cleaver* Honestly, she's one of the only nice people in the series.

Ron is not a coward, traitor, or lacking in personal loyalty. Because of two incidents (across 7 years), there somehow is a belief that Ron is the Pettigrew of the group. Really? Book 1 "Hey friend I made over candy, let me decide to go dueling, fight a troll, smuggle an illegal dragon, stand by you while the whole school hates you for losing so many points in one go (honestly, what was McGonagall thinking?) and try to make you feel better about it, and finally help you navigate through a bunch of magical traps so we can face a man working for someone I am so afraid of that I cower when I hear his name spoken." Yeah, real cowardly and disloyal of him. (Side note, how did the younger generation even know his name if everyone was so afraid to say it for however many years?)

Book 2 "Hey friend, you haven't written to me, so I will convince my brothers to steal my Dad's car as we fly over to rescue you from your prison, then fly that car to Hogwarts, stick by you when everyone thinks you are the Heir of Slytherin that is attacking people, go into the forest to face my greatest fears grown to the size of dogs and elephants, and then face the beast that is feared most by what I fear the most."

Book 3 "Hey friend, let's hang out while you are hunted by one of the most dangerous madmen in all of Wizarding Britain, rumored to be second only to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in power. Then let me even stand on my broken and savaged leg in an attempt to put myself between him and you."

Book 4 is where the contention starts, naturally. Sure, Ron and Harry have a bit of a spat (FOR A MONTH!), but they're 14 years old. People that age tend to have spats with their friends. Ron thinks Harry is lying to him and continually lying to him, rather than letting him in on the joke. He's disappointed that Harry isn't sharing a secret with him. Only there is no secret, Harry didn't put his name in the Goblet. But Ron didn't know that. We do, because we see Harry's POV, but Ron felt he was being excluded from something that he might have otherwise been included in. If Harry had responded to Ron's fairly logical question of "Why would someone else enter you in the tournament?" with something other than "I dunno," (say, something like "Maybe as a part of the yearly attempt on my life!") the spat might never happened at all. Regardless, once that's over with, Ron is fiercely protective and loyal to Harry once again.

Book 5 actually has Ron be a much better friend than many give him credit for. I certainly wouldn't have been friends (or had an immensely difficult time) with someone whose default emotion was "I'M SUPER ANGRY ALL OF THE TIME AND I MUST SHOUT AT ALL THINGS AND PEOPLE AND PLACES!" And once again, we see Ron very ready and willing to dive headlong into a mess for Harry's sake. He goes to save Harry's godfather.

Book 6 doesn't have much in the way of Harry/Ron interaction, but Ron doesn't kill Harry for dating his little sister. That says a lot about their friendship right there.

And now, everybody's favorite, Book 7. Yes, who is surprised that someone with an impulsive temper could be exceptionally frustrated by being left directionless with a critical mission, while also starving (when you'd never faced hardship like that before), desperately worried about your family (on the front lines of this war), and wearing an evil magic necklace that intensifies negative emotions. Harry had faced that hardship like that before and had no family to worry about. Hermione had nowhere else to go (and her family was kept safe and sent to Australia). So Ron walked away, and almost immediately regretted it and tried to return, but he couldn't find the camp in the time before the Snatchers arrived. At that point, what was he going to do? So he went to Bill's place, where he matured a bit, and finally found his way back to the group.

Ginny's is worse in my opinion. "Hi, I'm Ginny Weasley, and I had 3 boyfriends and the 4th was my eventual husband, yet, for some reason, according to Fanfics, I'm a slut." Neville (Yule Ball), Michael Corner (who she dumped because he was mad her team beat his), Dean Thomas (who she dumped because Dean treated her with kid gloves, as a fragile doll, which she certainly wasn't. At least, that's my interpretation of how she got tired of Dean always trying to "help" her), and then Harry. There's one infamous example where Ginny cheated on Harry on their wedding night. Really? You can't set up any possible explanation for your pairing over the canon one other than "She's a whore"?

It's gotten to the point that I can't read some of the Harry/Hermione (or even the other, rarer pairings) fics because of their blatant character assassination. Here's a hint: Bashing makes your work bad. Really bad. You immediately upset people who are fans of the characters and several of the neutrals who think you're giving them an unfair rap.

Also, Prongslet is awful. Pronglet sounds more natural. Prongs Junior or Little Prongs is probably best.

Also, Draco/Ginny or Hermione is not to be tolerated. No matter if it's the best "Draco turned over a new leaf and is a fantastic boyfriend to Hermione" story, it still cannot be tolerated. Because it's awful.

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Borne of Caution by Fuggmann reviews
An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 502,541 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 11,785 - Follows: 12,847 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 9/18/2019 - Brendan/Yūki, Ninetales/Kyukon, OC, Zinnia
The Black Family's PR Nightmare by elphabalives17 reviews
Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 228,869 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Cassiopeia B.
Star-Bound by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Some destinies are written out centuries, or even millennia, ahead of time. However, when destiny is derailed, new plans have to be implemented. Sometimes, that involves ripping someone away from the peaceful end they seek and thrusting them into a tide of never-ending war in order to fix what can never be repaired.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 260,949 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/29/2019
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 385,033 - Reviews: 16134 - Favs: 14,373 - Follows: 13,959 - Updated: 6/25/2022 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 367,965 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 5,636 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Shepard
One ugly mothertrucker by gedoens reviews
Austria born and bred Commander Arnold Shepard fights to rid the Galaxy of mercs, collectors, and other filth, and delivers everyones favorite 80s one liners while doing it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2021 - Published: 8/11/2020
Dragon from Ash by Mortigaunt reviews
"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 468,304 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Elisif] Lydia
Unlucky Dovahkiin - How I Learned To Start Worrying And Hate My Fate by Some Random Shitty Rambler reviews
Kneeling at the executioner's block, about to be killed by his own people for the crime of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, Marius was starting to question his fate. This viewpoint was really not helped when the first Dragon seen in Tamriel in eons came down and almost burned him. Slow silly story with terribly-executed Dovahkiin/Harem, finally completed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 285,747 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana - Complete
Original WTT by Sapper One reviews
The 2015 unfinished version of WTT, since enough people said they wanted it reposted and preserved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
Not Covered in the Manual by MtnGhostCat reviews
You know that C-Sec can't always have been about serious or dire situations. Come watch what happens as Garrus and Chellick try to deal with One of Those Days. Garrus knew humans were different. He just didn't know how different that was, nor how totally annoying and thoroughly weird they could get.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/16/2019 - Garrus V., D. Chellick
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,012 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Having been raised by his tomb raiding aunt, Harry Potter had known early on that he'd follow in her footsteps and become a Curse-Breaker, discovering and exploring old tombs full of lost knowledge and treasure. But he and his two best friends might have underestimated just how dangerous the wrong sort of knowledge and treasure could be. Sequel to "Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 242,552 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Honor-Bound by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Shepard had thought it was over. The Reapers were defeated, at the cost of her life. Or so she thought. Now, Shepard is faced with the unknown yet again. For the first time, she found herself missing the Reapers...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,701 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 5/29/2019 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,969 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5324 - Favs: 8,398 - Follows: 3,368 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Sharing Outsight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Time Travel tends to have a lot of unexpected repercussions, such as unblockable Force Bonds. And that doesn't even begin to tap into the mental mess it creates. Rated T for hints of torture and mental issues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T. - Complete
Stones Thrown Before the Tide by MizDirected reviews
In the race to fire the Crucible, Urdnot Wrex arrives on the Citadel with Shepard instead of Anderson. When he hears the Catalyst's options, he's determined to leave only one choice: destroy the Reapers. Rippling backwards 300 yrs, his actions send himself and three others on a journey that'll do far more than change history, it may destroy everything. Cussing, violence, sex. CD/AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,468 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Wrex, Illusive Man
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Odyssey to the Orient by sbmcneil reviews
Harry and Ginny stumbled upon a Portkey when they were cleaning Gimmauld Place. It swept them away on an incredible journey. Written for the Portkey Challenge on siye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Sirius B. - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
Moments In Time, Moments In Space by Ygrain33 reviews
Jack and Shepard romance throughout ME3, giving them more space than the game did. A sequel to On the Other Side. Rated mainly for language. Finally complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 46,621 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Jack, Shepard - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 18,064 - Follows: 19,364 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 18,421 - Follows: 10,210 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Discovering His Roots by sbmcneil reviews
A school assignment makes Harry realize how little he knows about his family. One simple letter asking for more information opens a whole new world for Harry. A professor from his parents' school introduces him to the wizarding world and helps him discover his roots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 208 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Goblet's Surprise by furyvore reviews
As part of the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire may re-ignite after choosing the champions. This is a rare part of the choosing ceremony during which the goblet justifies its choices by showing something about each champion that influenced its decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Harry P.
Are You Bloody Insane? by Greensword101 reviews
Why attacking Harry Potter is suicide in The Dursley home...Takes place after 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
The Siege of Shanxi by Made Nightwing reviews
2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,786 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 21,595 - Follows: 24,493 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7299 - Favs: 16,363 - Follows: 12,234 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Through a Temple by DesertChocolate reviews
The Normandy and its crew are forced into the Trekverse by the Reapers. The Defiant is there to meet them. Now, two sets of very similar groups are forced together, fighting for whats right. In between just hanging out of course. (Dead Fic)
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,493 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Kira N., B. Sisko, Jack, Shepard
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 7,791 - Follows: 5,527 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Final Capture of Stalag 13 by dunuelos reviews
A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/7/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
HoneyMoon by Quatermass reviews
(One-shot!) The honeymoon of Harry and Ginny Potter was always going to be special, magical, and out of this world. What better place to have it than the Moon itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 10,391 - Follows: 11,530 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4115 - Favs: 12,791 - Follows: 14,422 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: 1865 by 1054SS325MP reviews
This is an AU Mass Effect story, featuring all the same characters you know and love, in a Galaxy Spanning Alien Abduction Adventure. It's about 300 years earlier though. I haven't decided if FemShep will be in it yet.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Nyreen K.
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. It's probably dead forever guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 5,155 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
A Little Old Fashioned by Archer83 reviews
Captain Steve Rogers thought his last sacrificial act would be to save a country from destruction. He was wrong. Thanks to the selfless acts of a few, he will be given the chance to prevent the annihilation of an entire galaxy. Welcome to 2185, Mr. Rogers.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,576 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - J. Garson, Steve R./Capt. America
Mesozoic Effect by joestej reviews
Millions of years ago, the Earth was ruled not by man, but by the fearsome creatures known as DINOSAURS! Now Earth's only hope for the future may lay in the secrets of its ancient past. Let the galaxy tremble, for our world's most ancient masters have finally returned. The Council is going to have a fit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015
20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Razor's Edge: The Needs Of The Few by Archer83 reviews
Commander Alexandra Shepard and Captain James T. Kirk still bravely carry on their fight alongside the Rebel Alliance, against an insidious, merciless, Galactic Empire. But six additional newcomers to this galaxy in conflict will either tip the scales of war in favor of the forces of good, or further plunge it into fiery chaos and death. Multi-crossover sequel to Razor's Edge.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,612 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 1/30/2014 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Ahsoka T., J. Garson, Joker
Future History by edclancer001 reviews
Alternate Universe to the canon Mass Effect Universe. This story takes place in "our" timeline, as such, Mass Effect games and other Mass Effect works exist and are known by humanity. How has humanity moved to prepare the galaxy in the 70 years since the discovery that fiction had become fact? Will eventually reach the Mass Effect time period.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,485 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Shepard
Terrible, Terrible Twins by Survivor243 reviews
When a pair of twin brothers from 2013 find themselves transported into another dimension and in a familiar universe, will they stand to and find a way home or help take down the evil. Shall they find adventure, action, humor (perhaps love) and danger at every turn? Tune in for the first chapter...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,189 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] Liara T'Soni
Olympian Bending by Tzapporah reviews
A strange spell cast at the Doors of Death sucks the main seven into a strange world where some of their powers seem almost normal, but not quite right.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,868 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Zirin, Annabeth C., Frank Z., Hazel L.
Lost Souls by Archer83 reviews
During the early months on their ongoing mission, the crew of the Enterprise D are the first to respond to a nearby distress signal.  They arrive to find a battle scarred derelict ship and her surviving crew.  A discovery that will have far reaching repercussions for both crews, and the entire galaxy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 4,901 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
For a Few Shepards More by thebluninja reviews
Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jacob T., Miranda L., J. Garson, Shepard
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., J. Garson - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,972 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time Travelling Holidays by G. Novella reviews
A summer vacation turns awry when the Next Generation travels back in time to their parents fifth year at Grimmauld Place. The holidays have turned interesting now! But will the family get back? And Scorpius tagged along? Will the house go crazy with so many people hidden there? Roxie has a plan? Things are slowly changing, can it turn back? BETA-ED by eyechange
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,505 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Harry P., Hermione G.
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 1,520 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well Met by Moonshine by wyles77 reviews
Hannah Shepard meets the best bartender this side of the galactic core for the first time. As she seeks the company of a sympathetic ear, she starts to learn a little more about her daughter's extraordinary adventures. Extended edition, rated for language. Better Angels 'verse, implied FemShep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,308 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Hannah S., Aethyta - Complete
The Boy She Loved by Kaira77 reviews
'Ok, 'The Boy Who Lived', 'The Chosen One', 'Grand Supreme Saviour of the Universe', or whatever it is they're going to be calling you now... Let's get this over and done with.' - Following on from Deathly Hallows, starting at Harry and Ginny's reunion after The Battle of Hogwarts. Rated T for language and sexual themes. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,746 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
In Love and War by Rockycombo reviews
Shepard and Tali's relationship grows during the fight with the Reapers, but that doesn't mean their story ends after they deal with the ancient synthetics. Reapers were simple; you can just shoot them in the head area. But that doesn't work for fans, admirals, or the past. Focuses on Tali/Shep pairing, rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 168,589 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A New Beginning: A Different Ending to A Memory of Light and the WoT by Shylah AlAshan reviews
This is now finished. It's a deeper look into what Fortuona and Mat go through to regain Seanchan, but also follows most of the favorite characters and that they did after AMoL. If you enjoyed this story, please pass it along to others. AMoL spoilers, obviously.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,298 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag - Complete
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - J. Garson, Miranda L.
Two Worlds, One Dragonrider by Nocte Furorem reviews
Hiccup gets blown out of the sky over Berk and wakes up in another world where he must learn his place. Is there a dragon in his future? Slightly A/U. Chapter 35 is up. Please leave a review after reading. Thanks.
Crossover - Dragonriders of Pern series & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,535 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Keelah Se'lai by Full-Paragon reviews
In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. It's probably dead guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,088 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
A Different Wheel by st122 reviews
An Age in which Tigraine still lived. Follow the journey of Rand as he gets pushed along a different road.
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,697 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Rand A., Elayne T.
Ghost Story by Norwest reviews
Harry Dresden and John Shepard are dead; of course, -being- dead doesn't mean -staying- that way. Trapped in alien worlds and surrounded by new, deadly enemies, they'll need every trick they know just to survive. You can't run from the Reaper forever - but you can make him work for it.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,660 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - H. Dresden, Shepard
Time Orbs and Pregnancy by G. Novella reviews
Neville and Harry are freaking out about becoming fathers. When they take a time orb back to their parents seventh year, will their worries be assuaged? Can they handle the stress of seeing their parents and not being able to change a thing? And will their wives ever reach them? What about the ripple effect that is created just by their arrival? What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,599 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
Book of Assurance by thestralrose182 reviews
The Weasleys are extremely worried about Ron, Harry, and Hermione after their escape from Bill and Fleur's wedding. Joined by Remus and Tonks, they read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Remus L., Ginny W., Molly W., Bill W.
A Quarian's Trek by Archer83 reviews
A grieving daughter's life is forever changed when an omnipotent being by the name of Q suddenly appears in the engineering deck of the Normandy, causing Tali'Zorah vas Normandy to experience an adventure that she could never have imagined. This quarian is about to go where no one has gone before. Rated T for now.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Tali'Zorah, L. McCoy/Bones
The Red Orb by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
The traditional Harry goes back to teach the Marauder era Defence Against the Dark Arts, only it's my own little twist. Plus he's not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
The Quarian-Princess Bride by thebluninja reviews
Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Quintessential Hero by Archer83 reviews
Post-ME3 and starts during The Avengers movie. Just a little bit of Star Trek in the first chapter. Thanks to a certain omnipotent being with a penchant for mind games, Samantha Shepard finds herself in a strange new world. Rated M just to be safe.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,849 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - J. Garson, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Commandos of Mass Effect by Ordo Warrior reviews
A simple search and secure mission goes horribly wrong as Sigma Squad uses a strange device and are thrown into an new conflict. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 295,282 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - OC - Complete
Wings Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Commander Shepard awakes amongst the ruins of the citadel, and is finally on the verge of that happily ever after he so desperately sought.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,846 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
You Came Back to Me by T. Bryson reviews
After the events of ME3, Commander Shepard awakens on Earth and is taken to a hospital for care. His friends, all of whom thought he was dead, go to the hospital to be at his side as he recovers. Heavy on character development/interaction. Tali/Shepard focus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,303 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
I should go by FallenTemplar709 reviews
Aethyta decides to spend some time onboard the Normandy with her daughter. Can Jane survive an entire month of her father-in-law's dirty mouth? Will Liara die of embarrasement? Lets find out! This is my first fic, so be gentle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Aethyta - Complete
Secret Smiles by PsychoLeopard reviews
The very last thing Tuon was expecting when she arrived to oversee the Return was to be kidnapped by a ruffian. But she is adaptable, and poised, and maybe just a tiny bit intrigued. Follows CoT, KoD from Tuon's eyes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2005 - [Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag, Mat C.]
Ginny Weasley and the Half Blood Prince by RRFang reviews
The story of "Harry Potter and the HBP", but told from the 3rd person POV of Ginny Weasley. Strictly in-canon. Suitable for anyone whom the "Harry Potter" novels themselves would be suitable for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,509 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 5,099 - Follows: 1,165 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Can't be Tamed A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors by Xazz reviews
The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Desmond M. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marine Knots by FaithDaria reviews
Thomas goes to Washington, D.C. and is framed for murder. He calls the only person he knows that can get him out of this mess. Or, alternately, the 'Harry and Thomas' show goes to D.C.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, H. Dresden - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Sword and Magic by bluminous8 reviews
After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,101 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 4,994 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
No Daughter of Mine by Blue Dragon reviews
Mat has followed Tuon to rule in Seanchan, but now his daughter can channel, and he will do anything to keep her from being collared. Fortunately he's been planning for this disaster for years...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Mat C.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10174 - Favs: 30,482 - Follows: 12,523 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors Requiem by Worfe reviews
A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16449 - Favs: 28,946 - Follows: 12,378 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 12,914 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6745 - Favs: 20,189 - Follows: 7,606 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Doing It All Over Again by TakatoRikku reviews
Reposted for kicks. Harry somehow travels to another universe and hilarity and harems ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,960 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 728 - Published: 3/22/2008
A Night at the Burrow: A Fan Short by Worfe reviews
Oneshot from S'tarKan's "Nightmares of Futures Past" Ron wakes up in the middle of the night for a little reflection. Post chapter 15.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dragon Days by astrokath reviews
Content: K rising to T in chapters 6, 11 & 13. This story fills in a gap between Dragonsdawn and the short stories in Chronicles, exploring how the first riders may have dealt with the very first mating flights.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,673 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 9,466 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 8,578 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 9,392 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
ObiWan and the Castle Slrig Naf by stormqueen873 reviews
A mission goes horribly wrong and ObiWan finds himself taking shelter in a castle full of women devoted to... wait, who? Inspired by the Monty Python Castle Anthrax scene, and contains Obi, Ani, and a whole lot of fangirls. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ambush Gone Wrong by Shezza reviews
Semirhage's ambush went totally wrong, and a crossstream of balefire has had unseen consequences. Rand and Lews Therin are thrown back in the Wheel of Time, back to the fateful Winternight. With the power of foresight, Rand has a chance to do it all again
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
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Mr Chicken and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Harry's looking for a place to teach the DA Defense. He needs someplace large, hidden, and it can only allow access to certain people. What better place than the Chamber of Secrets? Ron and Ginny do not agree with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2017
Yet If Hope Has Flown Away reviews
Anakin has an enlightening talk with a stranger that may cause him to make some different choices.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Hermione's Train of Thought Derails reviews
Hermione is spending the summer after her fourth year in Grimmauld Place. With very little to do, she finds herself going off on a tangent that brings up a couple of questions she wants to ask the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Forewarned is Forearmed reviews
A mysterious being appears before the Council, offering them a dire warning of things yet to come. Rated Teen because there are no little kids allowed in this clubhouse, only big kids can enter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Councilor Valern, Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus - Complete