Author has written 20 stories for Get Backers, Naruto, Gakuen Alice, and Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！.
Only you will know who you truly are deep down inside...
Hey, everyone!! Though my real name's a secret, you can call me K. I'm just an ordinary college student who loves anime and can't seem to get enough of Naruto. I usually write fics about Neji/Tenten, but I occasionally write about other pairings too like Kakashi/Iruka, Yuuri/Wolfram, and pretty soon some Doumeki/Watanuki (xxxHolic) and Ichigo/Uryuu (Bleach). Yes, I do like yaoi. I try my best to make my fics original and enjoyable for readers, but of course, we all have are flops, and I pretty much have a lot of those. Hahaha. So, anyway, don't forget to check out my fics and review. Thanks, people!
More about me~
Name: is one big giant secret...
Pen name: rmcHolicxxx (formerly kraehe oyama)
Age: I'm between the ages 15 to 25
Gender: I might be a girl...or am I? Wouldn't it be cool, if I were a boy? At least there would be more guys on FF.net!
Sexual Orientation: I used to think I was bi, but then when my guy friends showed me a picture of another woman's privates, I didn't find it hot. So, sorry, not into women.
Status: Single, though I have a few suitors...number 1 on my list is pretty smart
Favorite color: red and black, more preferably red on black (just like the Sharingan)
Favorite food: a lot and varies depending on my mood...strawberry cheesecake ice cream always keeps away the cravings
Favorite country: JAPAN!!
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Maid-Sama!, The Law of Ueki, Nodame Cantabile, Get Backers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Princess Tutu, Onegai Sensei, Princess Princess, Day of Revolution, Gakuen Alice, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Loveless, Princess Comet, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicles, xxxHolic, Zoids: Chaotic Century, Yamane Ayano and Mishima Kazuhiko works, and many more...
Favorite Anime Characters: Itachi and Sasuke (Naruto), Envy and Scar (FMA), Hitsugaya and Dark Ichigo (Bleach), Raven (Zoids:Chaotic Century), Ueki (The Law of Ueki)
Favorite Pairings: Neji/Tenten, Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Iruka, Shikamaru/Temari, Usui/Misaki, Kazuki/Ban, Fakir/Ahiru, Ichigo/Uryuu, and so many more...
Favorite Artists: Orange Range, Flow, Funky Monkey Babys, Tamaki Nami, Hitomi Shimatani, Teriyaki Boyz
Yuragu Koto Nai Ai, Give Me Back My Teammate's Panties!, Days with You and Me, Best Results, Love Much?, Bastards, Passionate Nights
The Yaoi Book (Kakashi/Iruka, Naruto/Sasuke, Shikamaru/Temari, Neji/Tenten, and a whole lot more) Iruka's got 3 little brothers on the edge of puberty, a very hot sensei, and 12 days to pay the house rent. How exactly does Iruka cope with these everyday problems?
HOWL (Kakashi/Iruka) Summary: "The one destined for you will be the coldest, heartless person you'll ever meet." What happens when the love of your life is also your next meal?
The New Kind of Family (Neji/Tenten) Summary: Neji and his wife, Tenten, have been having trouble conceiving. They've been waiting 4 years and finally decide to undergo artificial insemination. A mix-up in the hospital ends up with Tenten becoming pregnant with a gay couple's baby. Neji slowly becomes distant, when the surrogate mother of the gay couple reappears and claims she's pregnant with his baby and demands money.
The Other Woman (Neji/Tenten) Summary: His fiance could have his money and his name, but she will always have his heart. She's the other woman, that's why.
Fake Cut (Neji/Tenten) Summary: What will you do, when an international criminal switches bodies with your wife? Would you have the guts to kill her?
Does It Really Matter? (Neji/Tenten) Summary: It wasn't love that kept them together, even though it was the only true emotion they had for each other.
Risky Business (Naruto/Sasuke) Summary: His little friend, Naruto, gives him a beautiful necklace to protect him from harm. Later that night, a demon appears in his dreams, demanding him to become his lover and promises to give him 3 wishes in exchange. Once he's used his three wishes, the demon will have him forever. Sasuke rejects the demon's offer, but in a desperate attempt to clear his brother's name, accepts his offer.
Red Doll (Naruto/Sasuke) Summary: Based on Mishima Kazuhiko's manga Lover's Doll. Naruto falls in love at first sight with a red-eyed doll he sees on internet. His friends warn him about the terrible things that happens after the doll is bought, but Naruto remains unfazed. Lucky for him, all the doll seems to want is his blood.
Saved (Naruto/Sasuke) Summary: Based on The Little Mermaid. Summer vacation lands Naruto and his friends at the beach. He foolishly decides to go cliff diving and drowns in the process. Fortunately, Sasuke sees him and saves him from dying. Upset from his friend's stupidity, he kisses the blonde and confesses his love. Naruto later wakes up but does not know who saved him. He meets Sakura and thinks it was her who rescued him.
Naruto Survey I "borrowed" from the Bzoink website~
Favorite: Itachi all the way
Least favorite: Sakura, though I don't hate her that much anymore
Favorite girl: Tenten
Favorite boy: besides Itachi? I'd say Sasuke
Favorite Kage: Yondaime! Man, why'd he have to die?
Favorite villian: Itachi...well, technically he's not a villain anymore, so I'll go with Deidara
Least Favorite Villian: Kabuto...but only because I've yet to see more of what he can do...
Person most like you: Neji...caged bird that needs to be set free...
What you think of Choji: i love Choji...despite his weight, he can kick major ass!
What do you think of Ino: not a huge fan, but she's okay
What do you thik of Sasuke: HOT!! love him so much! He should be more like Itachi
What do you think of Lee: he's gonna be a great ninja...he's just so dedicated and hardworking...I just cry thinking about him T_T
What do you think of Neji: my fellow caged one! Set me free, Naruto!!
What do you think of Naruto: if he doesn't die, he'll become Hokage, and I hope he will
What do think of Oro: soooooo cute when he was young!! I want to write a fic about him during his childhood
What do you think of Sakura: she should stop crying and hide in the corner...let Naruto handle Sasuke
What do you think of Hinata: shy little girl...not a big fan...
Ino or Sakura: Ino
Kiba or Shikamaru: Shikamaru
Neji or Lee: both...i just love them both!
Tenten or Temari: Tenten
Naruto or Saskue: Sasuke
Gai or Kakashi: Gai...and Kakashi...I can't decide!!
Hinata or Hanabi: Hanabi
Sasuke or Itachi: ITACHI! ITACHI! ITACHI!
Sharingan or Byakugan: Sharingan
Mind or shadow control: Mind control
Fire or Water: Fire
Air or Earth: Earth
Favorite Element: Fire...blazing hot at 500 degrees celsius so that it's blue!
Summon frog, snake, or snail: summon frog...most preferably Gamabunta...oh oh wait! what about the ninken? Can I summon them too?!
Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: Ninjutsu
Weapon: Everything inside Tenten's pocket
Chidor or Rasengan: Rasengan
Shadow clone or Transformation: Shadow Clone! Times two!
Who should Naruto be with: Sasuke...yaoi forever!!
Shino: uhhh...he'll find someone eventually
Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? they'll get over it soon enough
Other random questions
Best Sensei: Iruka-sensei
Should Sasuke die: NO! HELL NO!! No one kills Sasuke!
Which girl looks better post-timeskip: hmm...Ino I guess?
What girl looks worst post-timeskip: Sakura...she should have grown out her hair
What guy looks best post-timeskip: Sasuke...sexy as hell!
Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Shikamaru...because it's like he didn't change at all! new clothes would have been nice...but still, he's still hot
What\'s the best episode: 1st episode ever of Naruto
What\'s the worst: damn fillers...
Funniest: The one where they wanted to see what was under Kakashi's mask
Wierdest: Konoha Sports Festival...but still funny
Do Fillers suck: yes
Dubs or orginal: original
Anime or Manga: anime...they look better colored...though I find it cute that Naruto looks like he's wearing eye liner in the manga
Favorite manga chapter: not really reading...just started recently
Least: again...not reading...
Have you seen the movies: I want to!
Are you a Narutard: definitely
Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: haven't cosplayed...no one to cosplay with...
If not, do you want to, and as who: Anko, Tobi, or Konan
Do you own any Naruto items: forehead protector that looks really fake...hopefully I can save enough money to buy a Naruto doll in Sage mode, a Yondaime doll, an Itachi doll, a ninja bag, Naruto's frog wallet, Naruto's necklace, and the whole set of Akatsuki rings
Have you read every manga: nope
Have you watched every anime: almost
Was this quiz troublesome: not really...entertained me quite a bit
Did you understand that "joke": yes, Shikamaru, I sure did!
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