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Media student in platonic-love with HP fics. Wait, scratch that. I'm not in love with, I'm fast-approaching obsessed! I read DM/HG, SS/HG and the occasional HP/HG and DM/GW. More often than not, I can be found trying my damnest to catch up with all the 'Must-Read' lists for fanon and this, of course, requires time. So should YOU (yes, you) have managed the magical task of balancing everything out and still can be happily engrossed in fanfiction and would like to share how, contact me. Fast. I'm plunging deeper into time-management hell and quicker than you can blink an eye. Er... OK! PLUGS! : Ashwinder: Updated: 12/09/2005 |
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Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9247 - Favs: 14,402 - Follows: 11,080 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Patchwork by orliNkeira reviews
DHr fic. When Hermione wakes up in the dead of the night and finds herself with two mysterious children, guess who the father is? Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Expect the Unexpected by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,155 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Love for All Time by Ms Posada reviews
Much to Hermione's chagrin, Professor McGonagall picked none other than Draco Malfoy to be her partner for Professor Binn's Historical Reenactment Project. They have a bad start, but ultimatly come to a truce. Mayhem ensues when they get stuck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,700 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Life as a Soundtrack by Atellix reviews
Sequel to 'Life as a Film' An ancient curse threatens the lives of the world, and the ultimate sacrifice is made: the happiness of Draco and Hermione. Are their lives too shattered to piece back together? And is the threat truly gone? DHHG, OC?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twenty year old Teenager by just-leaves reviews
Hermione had grown up faster than her peers. Now 20, her past catches up. Living under the same roof with 3 men, she faces trials like overprotective ‘brothers’, late night parties, immature men, jealous ex’s, first love and school.DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Ideal Death Eater by Singtoangels1 reviews
But where's my egg, Ginny asked. "Draco's supposed to crack an egg and give it to me before we eat the cake."::Mrs Weasley pursed her lips before she bit into a thin slice of beef. "I think Draco's cracked enough of your eggs," she said with some asperity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,855 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
an DesirePotion's Assignment by MysteryMadeMe reviews
-complete- DMHG Hermione agrees to do her assignment with Draco on desirepotions, but ONLY to prove she is not scared..of course it doesn't end the way they thought it would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Rising Consciousness of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Celebrated Scars by orliNkeira reviews
DracoHermione. Her future is shattered in one night. But it does not end there. It torments her, but forgetting is impossible. But in the end, does she really regret it all, regardless of all the pain? Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It's Always Darkest Before The Dawn by MordsithGoddess reviews
When Ron, Hermione's husband of ten years, dies she changes her name and moves to the muggle world. Little did she know, for reasons of his own, Draco Malfoy has done the same. When they meet will Hermione find love in the arms of a handsome stranger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stormy Weather by Cynthia and Emerald J reviews
A Christmas encounter begins a romance for Hermione with none other than Draco Malfoy. Non OOTPcompatible. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,206 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Night at the Three Broomsticks by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet up with Fred, George and Ginny for a night at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. FWHG, HPGinny, implied GeorgeKB. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Deals with Devils by ObliviousTrace reviews
Harry breaks up with Hermione, leaving her heartbroken. She's desperate to get back at him and to change her reputation, even if it means making deals with devils. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Potions by a tragically beautiful chair reviews
Hermione, in all her genius, creates the perfect love potion. She has to test and unwilling heart, however. But how unwilling was it? HmDr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,668 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Out Of Time by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
A Time-Turner Story. Hermione Granger has always stood up for the underdog, but when an accident sends her 20 years into the past, she finds her sympathies lie in strange places...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Evanescence by Amelia's reviews
Snape is surprised by a familiar face at the latest Dark Revel. Will the consequences of a single act of mercy be greater than he could imagine?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,037 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Trail of the Black Star by Mundungus42 reviews
One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,511 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.