Jilene Marr
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Joined 12-29-04, id: 729743
Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Village, Harry Potter, Secret Window, and Lost.

Hello, Jilene Marr here saying "HELLO!" to those of you who look at this.

If you think that I might be interesting then you can look at my profile at this link:

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Yes. It is just a stupid little thing. You can just look at some of my stuff. I am rather friendly so just contact me and I will contact you!

Some info about me (like anyone cares, oh well):

Nickname: Jill, Chewie, Jilly, Beans, Jilly-O

Fav Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, Mel Gibson, Elijah Wood, (just about everyone in LOTR) Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Jimmy Fallon (just about everyone on SNL)

Fav Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (I really like the hobbit), Life in the Fat lane, Angus-thongs-and full frontal snogging, The year my life went down the loo, (any british books really. They are so comical) I read to much to put them all in here so look at the myspace thingie. Angle on the Great Medicine Trail

Live in: Danville, New Hampshire, United States of America

Here are my Stats on my story:

POTC: the adventure of the missing coin and father: It is a complete story finishing at 15 chapters. It is a comady with no new characters of importance. I think it is one of my best... And my first! The first chapter is a tad boring but it really gets heated up. Finsihed.

Not another LOTR story Working on it. Awaiting inspiration to accur again. It's kinda stopped since well, I've come up with new stuff.

Dreams don't come on Money Trees This was a labyrinth story and it was inted to outlast a couple of chapters but now it's been changed to a one shot. Finished.

Everyday, I know the Truth: This is an Edward Sissorhands story. Waiting inspiration again.

Not in my Villiage One shot about the movie 'the Villiage' Great reviews. It's a comady. Great fun really. Finished.

To Kill a Potter:This is my only one that is not just a comady. It is kinda a drama and a comady. It's pretty unique and the character is pretty sweet. It's Finished!

Mort Goes to the Grocery Store: A one shot that is pretty funny. Mort with is obsession of corn goes to the store and runs into a wide variety of characters. Finsihed.

A Corny Story: First Secreat Window one shot. Mort goes to a fair to see the worlds largest cob of corn. He meets up with Micheal Jackson, gets attacked by fan girls and much much MUCH more! Finished.

Not So Lost: It's my newest and work in progress. I hope to update at least once a week and hopfully on weds nights. It's pretty cool. The characters have flash backs and you see thier REAL history. Comady. In Progress!

(Ha! My computer hasn't had a stroke in a while. Though I have a job at the moment! Storeis are coming at a faster pase! Enjoy! And review!)

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Power and Those Too Weak To Seek It by XCrunner41 reviews
Harry's uncle is abusing him bad. Harry tries to escape but luck is not on his side this time and he lands himself in a muggle hospital. What will they wizarding world do when they find out that famous Harry Potter almost got killed by a MUGGLE?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P., Vernon D.
The Mystery of the Ticklish Pear by PinkAphid reviews
CHAPTER 9 UP! A possessed Dobby, a disappearing Ron, an elusive kidnapper, lots of romance and plenty of adventure... Hermione's sixth year looks like it's going to be the most exciting yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G.
Lord of the Lost by Lara Chubb of Deephollow reviews
Charlie finds a magic ring on the Island. plz R&R, rated PG-13 just in case.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Charlie
The Oui Gang and the Castle of Wackyness? by darkprediction reviews
Three teenagers fall into the world of Harry Potter only to find that the wizarding world's most popular novel series is about them. They look everywhere for a way home, but will they destroy the Potterverse in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
You Were Meant For Me by williz reviews
The biggest and most complex adventure on is still here! Romance, adventure, action, and comedy! Read at your will. WillElizabeth! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,239 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Wife Swap: Prairie Style Ingalls and Oleson by lemondrops11 reviews
What happens when the ABC television series Wife Swap goes back in time to the 1800s? Will there still be humor? Will there still be drama? Will lives still be changed?
Little House series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
Sonderbar Ereignisse by Ziggeh Mantranoodle reviews
Martha Stewart is on the island... Does she have mystical powers to get the survivors of the crash off the dreaded tropical prison? Join Charlie on his quest and find out!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Charlie, Sawyer
Just a Squib by darkprediction reviews
We all know the Caretaker Argus filch, but how did he come to be at Hogwarts? Why did he name his cat Mrs. Norris. And what sparked his somewhat disturbing ways of punishing wrongdoers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Argus F.
Coke, Jeans, and Annoying Snape by darkprediction reviews
What do you get when you cross a strange seventh year Gryffindor, A list of ways to annoy Snape, and Snape himself? Well, you just get another annoying Snape story..Nothing special. But read it anyways. It's my first fic.FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,102 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Severus S.
The Misadventures of Frodum by Jitendra reviews
Frodum Frodum Frodum! I'm starting to get kinda fond of the little guy. Finally wrote ch3.... possibly my most ooc story ever... r & r
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
Frodo - How Did He Get So Skinny Anyway? by Jitendra reviews
Frodo goes for a walk! And meets some friends! And eats some food! And discovers something *dreadful*!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2001
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Through the Eyes of a Bulgarian reviews
This is the journal of Viktor Krum and his point of view through the fourth bookmovie. See what he thinks of his headmasters and other characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Viktor K.
Not so Lost reviews
Have you ever wanted to see what the characters are really like? Well here you can flash back to see their embaressing stories, or you can watch them on the island like we have never seen before. Stayed tuned for more chapters of this hopefully funny stor
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
To Kill a Potter! reviews
Everyone loves Harry Potter except for Rosemary, a new student who has come to Hogwarts as an assassin to kill him. But who is she working for? Will she really kill Harry in the end? What does Snape have to do with it? Find out as you read on. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Mort and the Grocery Store reviews
Mort finds that there is nothing better to do then to go to the store to look for some good old corn. When he gets there he meets a cast of characters that will surprise you. It is really a story for those who like a good laugh!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
A Corny Story reviews
Mort goes on a trip to the County Fair where he meets people and goes to see the worlds largest cob of corn. Yes, it is a little corny but it's funny to read! Please R&R! One shot.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
As Days Pass, I Know The Truth reviews
Becka has some problems at home and decides to visit someone... guess who? This story is filled with humor and it has a different glow then the rest.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
POTC:The adventure of the missing coinand father reviews
The trio go on a VERY NEW type of adventure! Cross dressing Jack, Hulk like Elizabeth, and a new side of Will not to be missed! First chapter kinda boring. FINISHED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Not in My Village! reviews
Ivy is on her way back to the village. Only, in this story, we see the funny truth to it all! One shot! Enjoy
Village - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Not Another LOTR Story reviews
Two girls meet up and go on an adventure with the hobbit's and Gandalf to visit the rest of the fellowship! If you like a different humor it's your type of story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Dreams Don't Come on Money Trees reviews
Sarah gets a babysitting job and losses the kids to Jareth. Some people just shouldn't be around little children... Now a One Shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete