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Joined 12-29-04, id: 729753, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Yesterday I was: Me

Today I am: Me

Tomorrow I will be: Me

I always going to be: Me


Hello My name is Angelica. However, you may call me The Mad Hatress. (Think of The Mad Hatter as a girl version.)


Biographies are boring. So here are some quick fun facts for yea! :)

I am my harshest critic.

The Mad Hatter is my favorite book character.

I have a cat named Twinkles.

I have a stripper pole in my apartment. No, it’s not for a future or current job its for fun and exercise.

I speak two languages, English and Sarcasm.

I love football. Not playing it but watching it. I would love love love to become an NFL sports broadcaster but it’s just a dream.

I usually write around three in the morning.

I am NOT a morning person. Waking up early is 10:00 for me. I’m not going to lie, I’m very lazy, but I’m working on it.

I’ve been in love before and I’ve been heartbroken.

I’m Italian. Enough said.

No wait, not enough said, I can’t stand the Jersey Shore. They are the most fake ass Italians I know.

I can be closed minded but at the same time I like to keep my options and opinions open.

I love the E! Channel. The Girls Next Door, Kendra, Keeping up with the Kardasians, E! News, The Soup, etc. It is my secret drug. Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone!(They tried to make me go to rehab I said No, no, no, no…)

I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan.

My favorite Harry Potter character is Bellatrix Lestrange and Draco Malfoy. (Yummm. Ha ha I’m such a hypocrite. Making fun of the Edward Cullen junkies when I myself am a closet Draco Malfoy lover.)

Twilight is okay but I definitely like the movies more than the books. No offense to any Twilight fans out there but I just think those books drag on and some parts have no importance to them. Yea I know what your thinking, Harry Potter drags on too but in some ways it has to so it can lead up to something bigger. Twilight in my opinion doesn’t fulfill this.

So its safe for me to say I’m team Harry Potter.

But Jacob Black could totally come hang out with me sometime. Taylor L ain’t too bad looking!

I drive an ’07 Expedition (Badass girls drive badass Ford trucks), and it’s my baby! His name is Eli. (Yes, after Eli Manning. And no I’m not a Giants fan.)

Last but not least if I could be any animal, I would be a squirrel.


Stories:

'Behind Green Eyes': Rodolphus Lestrange /Hermione

'Behind Grey Eyes': Theodore Nott/Hermione Changed to Blue (Will be re posted soon.)


The Ships I read are:

Rodolphus/Bellatrix

Rodolphus/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Theodore Nott/Luna

Theodore Nott/Hermione

Lucius/Narcissa

Bellatrix/Just about anyone

Rodolphus/Just about anyone


I. Am. Who. I. Am.


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Envy and Manipulations by rrabbit reviews
Sixteen year old Ginny Weasley has her first summer job at the Folk Hills Country Club, the most prestigious high society club in the wizarding world. When Draco Malfoy comes home from his summer internship at the Ministry of Magic things get complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 571,888 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Deal With A Devil by Diane Langley reviews
Ginny Weasley knew better than to listen to Draco Malfoy. He was trouble, and she knew it. It didn't matter how handsome he was or how wickedly his eyes looked at her. Dealing with him was like dealing with... well, a devil!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,547 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fateful Magic by Wicked Bellatrix reviews
Bellatrix Black, Rodolphus Lestrange and Voldemort. A complex love triangle and power struggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
I'm yours by rrabbit reviews
Ginny Weasley has been married to Draco Malfoy for two years. Not by choice of course. This story follows them through the life that they have together.. Dark, with a lot of adult things..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,911 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Faded Jersey by Sue Bridehead reviews
When Harry left her to do the last thing Dumbledore asked of him, all Ginny had left was the hope he would return. That, and an old jersey. Nominated for Funniest Line in the 2008 Draco/Ginny Fic Exchange at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Back to Black by sakurazukamori reviews
Narcissa Malfoy reflects on her years at Hogwarts and on meeting the one man who would inexplicably change her life... for better or for worse. A Slytherin, Deatheater flashback fic. Read about the angst, drama and romance of our future Deatheaters. NMxLM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,161 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Importance of InterHouse Unity by odyssey1 reviews
After the events of HBP the staff of Hogwarts decided to listen to the Sorting Hat's advice and promote InterHouse Unity by giving each student a 'partner' from a different House. Needless to say that trouble is already waiting, right? AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
What Is Love, Anyway? by dagforever reviews
This is more than a love story. Join Draco and Ginny on a path of self discovery. They relationship will be tested as they confront the truth of Draco’s involvement in the war and find the truth of why and how the last war ended. Many canons characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 238,138 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Nott Expected by Infinite Inficio reviews
[TNHG] Winning at blending in and failing at Life, Theodore Nott's life begins to take strange twists and turns as dreams go wild, Slughorn stops ignoring, Blaise starts exaggerating, Granger continues whining, and he takes a tumble down the insanity lane
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,141 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Theodore N., Hermione G.
The Difference Between Life and Dreams by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Lucius Malfoy realizes his mistakes in life whilest in Azkaban. Draco learns more about his father than he could possibly imagine with the help of a pensieve. Set between OOTP and HBP, this story has NO SLASH and NO CHILD ABUSE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M.
How Bellatrix Became So Evil by Wicked Bellatrix reviews
The story of young Bellatrix Black, her years at Hogwarts and her life leading up to her inprisonment in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,611 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Welcome Home Baby by Child of Severus reviews
Rodolphus comes home early from his business trip to be with his wife. I must warn you all that this is very dark due to the fact that there's blood involved and rough sex not to mention language but that's a given. BLXRL, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Theodore Nott: The Beginning by Astrea Von Hurston reviews
Theodore Nott, the mysterious character, only known for being a Slytherin and unfriendly with Malfoy's gang. With a Death Eater father, and outcasted by his own house, he must make his own friends and survive on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Theodore N., Draco M.
Clean Family Fun by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
It's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
Mommy and Daddy's Baby Dragon by Padfoots-one-and-ONLY reviews
This is the story of when Draco was first born. Lucious is a wreck, Narcissa is constently acting like she is on PMS, and Draco just watches them with his stuffed Bunny. Really Cute and Funny. Baby Draco! awww! AFTER 2 YEARS! CHP 5 IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
The Course of Empire by Nokomiss reviews
As the world goes down in flames, Narcissa Malfoy tries to hold on to everything she once thought was dear. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Malfoy Code of Conduct by Kandice reviews
Draco continues family tradition and presents his son with the latest edition of The Malfoy Code of Conduct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Morsmordre by Lillian4 reviews
Hermione finds there is more then one way to take the dark mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Ernest Hemingway by CarolineofCornwall reviews
A wierd Funny story about Bellatrix. Not much romance lots of BLRL and LMNM. Basicly what the 10 escaped death eaters did after geting out of azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Bellatrix L.
TrEaChErOuS WaYs by JaMeSiSmYSwEeTiE reviews
Bellatrix Black has made mistakes in her life. She seems to get by only by her motto, 'Nobody's Perfect'. But what happens when she sinks so low to cheat on the only boy who has given her the chance to redeem herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Bellatrix L.
Muggle Humiliation by Suicide The Clown reviews
Draco and his father are going out to buy some Muggle clothes so they blend in more when they are in public outside of their world. First, K-Mart goes bad, and now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Mudblood Act by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione is faced with the concequences of the Mudblood Act. LuciusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Death Eaters by Skull Bearer reviews
The Death Eaters are insane, and who best to explain this than the Dark Lord himself? A little description of all the inner circle, courtesy of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Hogwarts under siege by odyssey1 reviews
*COMPLETED!!!* When a mysterious disease attacks Hogwarts it is up to Prof.Snape and his band of merry Slytherins to find a cure in time. Please R/R !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,743 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
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Behind Green Eyes reviews
Hermione is supposed to marry Voldemort! *Gasp* He left Rodolphus and Rabastan in charge of her! *Gasp* Hermione and Rodolphus do what! *Gasp* I suck at summarys but give the story a try. Many Death Eater pairings with Hermione. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L.
Trial Number 3845 reviews
Ever wondered what The Lestranges trial was like? Can you guess whos point of veiw this is from? Oneshot! Rated T for some sexual mentions and torture. Not much but just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete