Bob the Magical Tortoise
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Joined 12-30-04, id: 730022, Profile Updated: 03-25-08
Author has written 8 stories for Shining Force, Misc. Comics, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Bubble Bobble.

So then. Tis me, Bob El Tortoise Magical, and if you're here about When They Were Kids or Wowbagger Scorned, I'm sorry. Writer's block... a lot of it. They probably won't be updated any time soon. Don't even know where I want to take these at this point, though I will still leave them up in case I decide, neh?

Anywho. I'm not currently planning on any new stories until all of my current ones are finished or retired (unless, that is, I get a sudden inspiration to write something semi-serious that doesn't end up really horribly cheesy. Really, whenever I want to write something serious, it turns out really campy, and I just make it a comedy. That's what happened with the orginal PoL. Almost what happened with In the End, too. Ah well.).

Right. As you may be able to tell, I'm really interested in writing serious prose, I just can't seem to manage. My strong suit seems to be humourous epic poetry. So I'd suggest reading PoL and its ongoing sequel CABS, even if you don't play Shining Force. You'll be able to understand.

If you'd like to take a look at my original work, it can be found here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/456225/

Well. That'll be all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lives. Pssh. Like you have those. You're reading the profile of an online fanfiction author. I mean, HOLY CRAP.

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Shining Legacy by Demonic Weasel reviews
Destiny and prophecy meet when the Shining Force and their allies wage war on Mishalea and her allies, but no one may triumph unless the gods will it...
Shining Force - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 270,375 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Tekken, The Documentary by NerdzClub reviews
Join us, as we uncover such mysteries as Heihachi's diaper suit from Tekken 4, Why Gon rides dolphins, and why Eddy is one of Christie's suits in Tekken 5. FINISHED Also, the sequel is now out: TEKKEN, THE BIOGRAPHIES!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
The Shining Scenarios by Noma89 reviews
A series of events changes the past of the Shining Force. A set of scenarios that dipict what could have been if a simple choice where made that could change the future entirely. Scenarios from SF1 and SF2. SCENARIO 3! AFTER A YEAR!
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005
Shining Force II: Return of the Devil King by Noma89 reviews
25 years after the resealing of Zeon, Orin, the son of Bowie, finds that his father has been kidnapped. He and a group of friends set out to find Bowie, and meet up with some familiar faces along the way. Please R&R. Complete. Part 2 coming soon.
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,359 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
How Dare They! by Queen Ghidorah reviews
Shao Kahn never liked fanfiction to begin with. For one thing, it had a bad habit of showing him and his associates in the most unflattering of roles. Still, he never raised much of a fuss about it…until he found out exactly what "yaoi" meant. ON HIATUS.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shao Kahn
Prophecies and Perils by Neuropsych reviews
The next Harry Potter SG1 crossover! Trouble is looming for the Order, and for SG1 COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 63,410 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Mortal Kombat NazzaSponsored Tournament 2 by Nazza reviews
The first two fighters are eliminated to death. Look out for a very short cameo involving Baraka, why the hell doesn't this thing let me use brackets? Ruined the whole joke. Screw this.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Forgotten by Bread Cat reviews
It had been 20 years after the horrible events on The Island. Jack had successfully blocked the memories of The Island, or did he...?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Evil Leaper by Anonymous-cat reviews
She's from the future. She can assume any form. And she's evil. Or is she? This is Alia's tale.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,655 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
So Long, and Thanks for All the Phish by Ol' Janx Spiriteers reviews
A peek into the digital lives of Arthur and Ford. And a few other people they meet on the way. CHAPTER THREE UP.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Katamari WTF by Final Resting Place reviews
It's my first one and I know it's not very good but it's hard to make Katamari fanfiction
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2005
The Five Millionth Day In The Life Tekken Fic by Lord Nazgul reviews
Guess what! A trite and overused idea! I was dead for a while. But now I'm alive! AWESOME. Oh yeah, and read Chapter 8...please?
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005
Mokujin by NerdzClub reviews
FINISHED! See the complete epic of Mokujin's origins all the way through to his T5 ending!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Ooops by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Ultra quick humour piece.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005
Cookies by Anakin McFly reviews
The journey of a cookie is a perilous one...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
Dear Abby by Saavedro reviews
Sam and the Project members write to Dear Abby, and they get interesting responses. Story takes place during the time period of the novel "Double or Nothing" by C.J. Henderson, in which Sam leaps into 1986.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
The Random Misadventures of the Tekken Crew by Lord Nazgul reviews
I'm back from the dead and ready to conclude with a pretty sucktastic chapter 15! Chapter is better, faster, and stronger than it ever was! Behold how weird my friend and I are! Also, review Chapter 11 so it won't feel bad about itself.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004
Spoon's Story by Anakin McFly reviews
I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Shining Force One by AledaJiro reviews
Max needs to put together a force big enough and strong enough to defeat the Dark Dragon. CAN HE DO IT?
Shining Force - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005
Right Back at Ya Again! The Worst Parody Ever by kandisi reviews
I lost it. That's all there is to it. I lost it. All done in 40 minutes. NOT to be taken seriously. At all. Please read a.n. before reading...
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Jin K., Hwoarang - Complete
Hero's Return by Strider Yoshi reviews
CHAP 21: Back, with 100 percent less procrastination! Or something.
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,360 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 1/28/2001
Therapy by Thalia Poet reviews
Another psychiatrist story--but without the angst! Attempted humor story, with a little Ralph/Jack for the humor value. References to the movies (mostly 1963) and book.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2003
Wild Foxtrot Water War by CoolGirl89 Palanantoiel reviews
CoolGirl89 - Just what the title says... R&R please
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
Quantum Moon Over Parma by majhoulihan reviews
Sam Beckett leaps into Drew Carey for a day
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2000
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The Powers of Light: Clubbing Ancient Baby Seals reviews
It's back, and better than ever! This time, it's Shining Force 2... Rated T for drug content, language, perversion... Fun stuff, neh? Chapter 3 is LIVE! Except it's chapter 2 because the first one was a prologue!
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 9/26/2006
The Powers of Light reviews
Parody of Shining Force: The Legacy of Great Intention. Rated T for a couple of scenes of drug use. Yeah. I'm too cool to say anything else.
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Addiction reviews
The Dinosaur is addicted to blowing bubbles. This is not what you would expect...Warning: Not suitable for younger readers. Rated T for possibly frightening sequences and a parody of drug abuse. Yes. I'm being sarcastic.
Bubble Bobble - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Severely MessedUp Tekken 5 Endings reviews
Just what the title says. It's got some spoilers, so read at your own risk. Now rated T for a couple of, shall we say, risque insinuations? Now COMPLETE.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Wowbagger Scorned reviews
What happens when Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged discovers Earth's destruction. My first Hitchhiker's Guide fanfiction. Read and review!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
When They Were Kids reviews
Scenes from the Mortal Kombat fighters' childhoods. Now T for some cartoony violence, VERY mild language, and drug references. Chapter 5 is not coming any time soon. I'm stuck on it. It has been two years now, you know?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
In the End reviews
[BONE]Spoilers for Crown of Horns, so don't read before that. Rated to avoid any possible offenses.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
A Shining Christmas reviews
My first fanfic, woohoo! This was a school asignment a while back. Rated PG just in case. R & R!
Shining Force - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete