Draco the Lizard
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Joined 05-26-01, id: 73018, Profile Updated: 04-19-09
Author has written 37 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Files, Harry Potter, X-overs, Red Dwarf, Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Hex, Heroes, Torchwood, The Santa Clause, and Supernatural.

I'm a girl, Dutch and that sums up those boring facts. My fanfics are all over the place, fandom-wise. It all depends on what I'm interested in. Homepage link goes to my LiveJournal if you wish to know more, for some odd reason.

Oh, and my one Bottom fanfic disappeared, because someone reported it for being scriptfic. Since I have no plans whatsoever of re-writing that one to be prose, I'll just provide you with a link to the fanfic. It's called Assassination, and has Richie become increasingly worried about his own safety. Meanwhile, Eddie enjoys watching women play tennis. Don't we all.

And by the way, for the people who want to read Teh Hawt Smutz0rz for "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad", I direct you to go towards here. Provided of course that you are over 18!

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Rubida Luna by Severa1 reviews
Meet two Slytherin seventh year girls, Sev and Iphi. They are obsessive, smart, and drool over the Potions Master. CHAPTER 10: All Good Things...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Severus S.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Lalahahala Juice by JadeDragoness reviews
[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
Redemption (It's My Fault...) by Normandie M reviews
My Masterpiece on the Redemption of Professor Quirrell, aka: The DADA Professor after death. Read, review and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001
Night of the Slightly Tipsy Darien by AkaiHato reviews
Ever wondered how Darien's quicksilver gland might affect him when he's not sober?
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2000
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Changes reviews
Now that Nathan is at college, Peter and Angela have to get used to this change. AN: Obviously, the ages have been fiddled with to make this work, but hey, it's Heroes ;
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Angela P., Peter P. - Complete
Sleeping With My Car reviews
After a run-in with a witch, Sam has to deal with the fall-out of the dying witch's curse. Dean Winchester/Chevrolet Impala
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Underneath The Christmas Tree reviews
Neil has a rather unusual and unexpected but not unwelcome present he wants for Christmas. Scott/Neil.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
One Use For A Stopwatch reviews
In which Jack and Ianto use a stopwatch.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
He's Good With His Hands reviews
It's been a month without humans on a satellite filled with scrap bits of robots. So what does a resourceful Captain Jack do? Exactly. Make his own entertainment. Post-Parting of the Ways.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Make cake, not war reviews
The Doctor meets a Dalek with an interesting hobby.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
In which Adam/Kensei decides that what he really needs is a new fake name. Unfortunately, he's drunk and not really capable of making one up.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Adam M./Takezo Kensei - Complete
Angel
Sylar contemplates his next moves after being picked up by Maya and Alejandro.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Maya H. - Complete
Aliens Make Them Do It reviews
Another day, another bunch of aliens who think it's a great idea for Jack and Daniel to get naked and sweaty. Concerned about the lack of originality? No worries, there's a bit of a twist ; .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
When Intergalactic Flirting Hussies Meet reviews
Jack O'Neill meets Jack Harkness. And when two intergalactic flirting hussies meet, this sort of thing seems inevitable.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 9th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
So Happy Together reviews
Malachi finds out Tom's greatest desire, and plans a way for him to get it. This is an AU for Seven Deadly Sins.
Hex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
A Question of Time
After they leave Medenham, Ella, Leon and Thelma decide that the best way to finally destroy Malachi is to travel in time once again.
Hex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
The Sickness reviews
Jack gets sick, and Janet doesn't know what's wrong. So she gets the best diagnostician to help her. Crossover with House MD, no pairings at ALL.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
My Girl reviews
The Janitor accidentally hits Dr. Cox with a mop. Once he regains consciousness, he sees JD in a whole new light.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad reviews
SG1 goes to a karaoke bar. Jack and Daniel both know that karaoke is best dealt with by being drunk. Some other things however, are not best dealt with by being drunk. JackDaniel pairing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Blowing Up Moscow amongst other things reviews
Daniel blows up Moscow, Jack blows something else. It's short, it's weird, it's first time and has spoilers for Absolute Power. Oh, and there's JackDaniel slash. I did mention it was crackfic, right? [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Goku and Vegeta in: Michaelangelo and the Pope reviews
A DBZ rewrite of the fantastic Monty Python sketch. Reposted after someone reported it for being a script, and it's now actual prose! Yay! [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction reviews
The Tenth Doctor thinks a new outfit might attract a male companion, and Rose spends most of her time being surprised. It's silly. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
The Doctor decides to dye his hair ginger, simply because he can. Rose has her doubts, but he doesn't listen to her objections because they're busy running away from a Romanian mob. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Settling Differences reviews
During Nemesis, Thor and Teal'c realise they both have feelings for Jack! How will they settle this? Updated with an extra shiny second chapter, in which there is death, healing, and eloping. WARNING: it is silly. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Afterlife reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince Albus falls into the hands of Voldemort. What will the Dark Lord to him? Containts hints of VoldemortDumbledore. Nothing graphic. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Clueless reviews
After the runin with the Replicators, Jack now has to deal with the rest of his team and their absurd theories regarding Thor and his interest in Jack. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Another Parallel Universe reviews
A Red Dwarf from a parallel universe vists our crew. Again, the other crew is allfemale. And with allfemale, I mean allfemale. Including a female cat. Will our Cat finally get lucky? [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Cat - Complete
Love in the Medical Bay reviews
The story of Rimmer and McGruder. How they first met in the medical bay, and the misunderstanding that drove them apart. Sorry about the lame title [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Attack of the Something
Giles discovers that something is killing dogs. Naturally, he sends Buffy, Willow and Xander to figure out what it is, and if possible to kill it. Season 1ish. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Better Than Better Than Life reviews
The crew decides to land on a seemingly empty space station. This of course, does not go as planned. Contains a bit of CatLister slash. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Question reviews
Lister asks Rimmer a question, why has he stopped taking his engineer's exam? [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Two ghost pirates walk into a bar reviews
One says to the other: Read this story, it has Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean and LeChuck from Monkey Island. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
One Moment of Weakness reviews
Quirrell is dying in the dungeon, after Harry defeated him and in his last minutes, he decides to look back at his first meeting with Voldemort. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Complete
Valentine's Day, Vegeta's POV reviews
It's Vegeta's POV in this is 'romantic' ficcy. Gets lemony at the end, so ye be warned. Nothing graphic though. Happy Valentine's Day! [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
The replacements reviews
The gang's fifth year will be different then the previous ones. All the teachers are gone and are replaced by different wizards and wizards, all from the Discworld. Voldemort shows up, and meets an unexpected and smelly defeat. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Undead yes, unperson no! reviews
This is a crossover, with the Discworld, so ye be warned! Zombie drops in, and tells the vampires to have a revolution! Lucky for the Scoobies, they get their share of Discworld 'help'. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Eureka! reviews
After years of searching, Mulder has finally found what he was looking for: The Truth. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2001 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Something worse than chibi's? Oh yes reviews
Well, stuff went wrong during Goku's and Vegeta's training, and they'll have to suffer the consequences. Trunks suffers as well, as do an anonymous partygo'er and three members of a boyband. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2001 - Published: 9/1/2001 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
New mottos reviews
Ash, Misty and Brock have a bet with Team Rocket. Who can make the best new motto? I edited a few things [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Complete
Raditz's arrival, with a little twist reviews
Raditz arrives, but instead of what happens in the show, this one ends with a little twist you probably didn't see coming. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Raditz, Goku - Complete
Why not to get drunk reviews
Explosions, people getting hurt not too badly Tweety boxers, complaints about school and misunderstandings. People who want to read about Vegeta being miserable, come here! [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2001 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete