Commissar Waffles
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Author has written 4 stories for Warhammer, RWBY, and Steven Universe.

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Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 455,416 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 4,204 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
A Light Against The Darkness by nightbringer24 reviews
Remnants of a world called Cadia. A world called Remnant. Fate thrusts them together, and common cause finds them allied; the protection of humanity. But what awaits the forces of the Imperium of Man in this strange new world, cut off from humanity? What awaits Team RWBY and friends with these strange new visitors from the stars? But in the end, there is only war.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 314,651 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 10/24/2024 - Published: 2/5/2019 - Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Raptor Imperialis by CalciumHuge reviews
The Enterprise arrives at a wormhole just in time to see a lifeboat be ejected into their universe. The occupant is a mystery, but he brings knowledge of a future of only war. Cultures clash as they get to know their new guest and try to comprehend humanities future as he tries to return to the battle that rages above Cadia.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/3/2024 - Published: 7/28/2018
The Justice of a Tech-Priest by TheBadPanda reviews
In the midst of a Chaos Invasion, a Tech-Priest of Mars is flung through a Warp Gate. Rather than a gruesome end at the hands of Chaos, the Omnissiah spared the adept's life. Now the Tech-Priest finds himself in a strange world with strange people, and must use his holy knowledge to protect it.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,888 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 1/8/2024 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC, Adeptus Mechanicus
The Forgotten Gods by Archaon the Everchosen 1999 reviews
It is a time of legend, the vast armies of the Imperium battle for humanity's supremacy amongst the stars in constant conflict against the myriad races of alien hordes that seek humanity's extinction. Leading them are the primarchs, twenty beings of godlike stature and power. Each has led a legion into battle, only two remain missing on a world of bloody evolution.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,132 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/5/2023 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Space Marines, Primarch/s, Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Cancer by Jonas Grant reviews
"You know why selfishness is a stupid concept? For the same reason cancer cells are always doomed; they consume everything, feed off their host and take all there is to take for themselves, then, the host dies and the cancer with it. No matter how large and deeply implanted it is, the selfish will die with the rest of the world. That's why you should get to work now."
Crossover - Warhammer & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,030 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/13/2023 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dana M./Athena
Unforeseen Circumstances by Blimlin reviews
Remnant is a dangerous world. Humanity is hemmed into small pockets of hope, pressed inwards by the encroaching horrors that lurk in the dark. Yet all a Warpsmith of the 20th legion sees are opportunities.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 112,170 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/5/2021 - Published: 12/22/2015
Prim-Arc by vixvix reviews
Sanguinius dies but The Emperor salvages his dead son's soul, or at least as much of it as possible and send it to Remnant. 10.000 years later Jaune Arc is born and he grows up wishing to become a hero. Pity that The Emperor's soul-salvaging plans didn't quite work out. See how the young knight deals with mutations, personal issues, love, duties and old memories of a dead Primarch.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 289,224 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 2/11/2019
A New Empire Rising by Another 40k Fan reviews
As the Clone Wars continue to rage across the galaxy, a severe Warp Storm transports forces of the Imperium of Man to the unsuspecting galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/23/2021 - Published: 2/12/2021
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 160,873 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Into the Black by IronSaint98 reviews
A single pulse laser shot changed the fate of the UNSC Bismarck and her crew. Twenty-four hundred souls sent adrift through realities. Arriving in a no name system without any idea of where or when they are it is up to their Captain to see them to calm waters. But fate does not like to be denied, and their actions will have consequences.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,918 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/14/2019 - Published: 6/22/2019
Compliance by Mal Masque reviews
A Commissar of the Imperium of Man finds herself working as a diplomat for a rapidly expanding multiversal society headed by ponies. She won't bend the knee just yet, even if peace is on the horizon. Side-story to "Songs of the Spheres" by GMBlackjack, heavily recommended to read prior to this.
Crossover - X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2019 - Published: 11/10/2019
The Ring of the Dark Age of Technology by gigletes reviews
Not finished! When a daemonic device throws a Techmarine of the Iron Hands Space Marine chapter over 38,000 years into the past, and possibly to a different dimension altogether, the Human-Covenant War changes - and not in favor of the filthy Xenos. The war's going badly, and humanity could use the help - but the Iron Hands are not well, and this one is less well than most.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 5/20/2019 - Complete
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
Taking It Back by Stephensmat reviews
The Team from the 12th has faced spies and terror attacks before, but nobody's heard of The Division. Nobody had any idea how close to home they were, and Alexis certainly never thought she'd be recruited. But then three bodies arrive at the 12th after a police chase, and they weren't killed by any crash... Within 24 hours, there's no turning back.
Crossover - Castle & Division - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C., Javier E. - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Problem For Tomorrow by Karazor reviews
A pair of Jedi encounter a horrific creature while investigating Trade Federation assets at the start of the Clone Wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Return of the Lost Primarch by drakensis reviews
What if the swarming Tyranid invasions were nothing but rag tag fleets? What if someone was chasing them...?
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 302 - Published: 5/31/2009
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The Forgotten and the Purged, a Warhammer 30k40k Lost Legion Fic reviews
Alpharius saves Rogal Dorn after his near-death on the Sword of Sacrilege during the 1st Black Crusade, and tells Rogal the story of the lost legions, their primarchs and their downfall, for reasons beyond the understanding of the VII Primarch.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2023 - Published: 10/2/2021 - OC, Primarch/s
Magnus Invicta reviews
The Reign of Man draws near to its end. The Reign of Grimm draws near, and few will survive Remnant's baptism by fire into a cruel, unforgiving galaxy, as ancient walls crumble, shields rust and corrode, and protectors grow old and corrupt. Remnant's survival lies in the hands of a hidden, waning few. RWBY, JNPR and Remnant as a whole must adapt, lest they burn.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,301 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 10/18/2019 - Space Marines, OC, Primarch/s, Team RWBY
His Sentinels reviews
In the fires of the 42nd Millennium, the galaxy burns brighter than ever before... and it is only by the grace of the God-Emperor that some of us will survive the coming of this long night. The men and women of Cathir VII have prayed, and it is only the God-Emperor's own will and their faith that will save them from the depravities of Chaos now...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2021 - Imperial Guard, Space Marines, OC - Complete
Lars Commits a Misdemeanor With Two Gems and a Thunder Warrior reviews
Sometimes, life gets boring. Sometimes, you live on a beach in proximity to one of the most dangerous people and his family on the entire planet. Sometimes, they also live with a massive, oversized gorilla in power armour wielding a chainsword and firearms. Sometimes, having your organs fail due to poor genetic enhancement hurts. There is a cure to both problems, and it is green.
Crossover - Warhammer & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2021 - OC, Lars, Lapis Lazuli, Jasper - Complete
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