Author has written 173 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Greek Mythology, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Twilight.
Hello! I am Camyj and I am a huge fan Doctor Who and Harry Potter.
The most powerful potion it's my first story so I hope I did it right and that you'll like it.
I am open to reviews and I can't wait to see your opinions. I know what I want to happen in the story, but it is hard to put in to words and there's school so I will not update very often, though I hope I will not be out for months .// Update 15/04/2020 I was out for months and even years. However I would like to say that no one of my stories marked incomplete are not abandoned and they will eventually be finished. The very first ones will also suffer a re-edit of the first chapter/chapters. Update over, let's preserve history now with the following cringe worthy sentence://
I love music and one of my favorite songs-for which I have a later plan is They don't know about us, by One direction .
First and furthermost I'm a Hufflepuff Forever.
The best team
I live here: The Golden Snitch
I am happy to take part for the second year of The International Wizarding School Championship, for Ilvermorny year 5/ Previously Durmstrang part time.
I used to chat at The Leaky Cauldron.
I, Claude Amelia Song had challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum."
I was a proud Wampus student at Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Both sliding glass doors and regular, visible doors, thank you very much. I am also proud to say that I regularly slam my own fingers in doors, and occasionally try to open/close a door and smash my head with it.)this applies to me as well
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.u ever tripped over your own feet, air, or have run into a tree copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
Crimson Thorn of Sapphire Rose:
You see that girl you just called odd?
Her mother died when she was 9.
You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?
He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.
You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?
He had to kill his headmaster to keep his parents safe.
You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?
His parents suffered a fate worse than death.
Copy paste this if you are against bullying.
I promise to remember Harry
Each time I see lightning
And I promise to remember Ron
When I see red hair that's blinding
I promise to obey school rules
For Hermione's sake of course
And I promise to remember Malfoy
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever I see an adoring fan
And I promise to remember Neville
When someone says no, but they say 'I can'
I promise to remember Luna
Whenever I see the moon
And I promise to remember Fred and George
When I see someone acting like a loon
I promise to remember Dumbledore
When I see someone with long, grey hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Tom Riddle
Whenever I am scared
And I promise to remember Hedwig
When someone says 'I have always cared'
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Potterheads know.
Harry Potter isn't an obsession...
It's a way of life you know...
5 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
Lord I am thankful for another day of my life.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I have pride in my writing. This means that I will not use my age, disability, or lack of spell check as an excuse for poor writing. Even if English is not my first language, I will not use this fact as a shield against criticism. This also means that I take critique of all kinds and will always be looking for ways to improve my skills. If you have pride in your writing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot.
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
The funniest thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde
The problem with reality is a lack of background music
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Anonymous
"There's no I in team." "But there is a me."
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase,Lyndzwaterfall, MonkeyDLuffy1512, Claude Amelia Song
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book, and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile
If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.
4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.
6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile.
If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wanted to turn into a cryptid, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever shorted out your parents' brains by talking really fast, copy this to your profile.
If people say you talk too loud, copy this to your profile.
If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.
If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.
If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.
If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.
If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever jumped back 20 feet when you put something on a grill, copy this to your profile.
If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.
- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile
- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile
- 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
- If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.
- If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.
- Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
- If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
- If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
- If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
I am the Girl who is Left Out who feels alone who spends way to much time on reading that my parents tell me to stop reading.
I am the Girl who Goes on Fanfiction way to much.
I am the Girl who loves who i am.
I am the Girl who doesn't hate myself instead I embrace myself (not literally).
I am the girl who is proud of herself for these reasons.
I am the Mature yet irresponsible girl who thinks what she thinks.
I am the girl who feels different from everyone else and alone in real lif ebut on here I feel like a part a of a huge familiy.
I am the girl you either hate or love, agree with or disagree with.
I am me!
If you agree or feel like one of these is true for you copy and paste this to your profile.
Eveyone is Pretty on the outside no matter what anyone says you are PRETTY!!!
If you think that blaming McDonald's for the obesity problem is like blaming Smith & Wesson for what happened at Virgina Tech, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If ya have a Southern accent, copy and paste this into your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the recorded phone messages from principals, senatorial candidates, presidential campaigns, etc., copy and paste this into your profile!
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Alvin and the chipmunks THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (Stupid bugs.)
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
if you hate Nickelodeon for canceling Danny phantom copy and paste this into your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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