SlytherinCrowned
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Joined 12-31-04, id: 730999, Profile Updated: 02-22-11
Author has written 13 stories for Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Name: Jordan Ashton aka Mihael
Gender:
androgyne
Hair colour:
dark brown
Eye colour: brown
Height: 5' 4"
Age: 20
Birthday: February 13
What I Write: MattxMello, Drarry

G'day lovelies. This is Jordan aka Mihael aka Chocolatier-Mihael aka SlytherinCrowned aka I go by way too many names. I recently switched my penname due to a switch in fandoms. Yes, I may still write MattxMello, but I'm much more interested in Harry Potter these days. Although, I barely ever upload anything anyway considering I'm 1) lazy and 2) easily distracted, neither of which bode well for writing.

When I do actually write, I attempt as much research as I can, but in the case of medical injuries, I wing it. Just an overall FYI in regards to my fics.

Most of said fics aren't uploaded here, though, (due to that lazy issue), but pretty much all of them are located on my deviantart. Feel free to click my homepage link. It'll take you there.

Note: I've yet to actually finish any Drarry works, but I'll try and make an effort. I'm slowly working on it, I assure you.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(may contain swearing)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Tristan Chord by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Two days left before they have to go down. Matt doesn't know what to think, but Mello knows the price they're paying. A hard desperation is rising in them both, and they've got to find answers before it's too late.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Matt, Mello
6 Impossible Things by edge of the sky reviews
AU. Matt had always been a sceptic, and that was his way of life. But after he met Mello, the boy found himself believing as many as, what he believed to be, six impossible things before breakfast. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I was made for loving you by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
He saw a tuft of red hair emerging from an old page representing some young boys gathered in front of a screen in Wammy's common room waiting to talk to L. "Hey, Mister Obata!" the small creature called, jumping out of the case and standing on the desk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Still the One by Dlvvanzor reviews
75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Distraction by childrenofeomund reviews
Matt and Mello make a bet. . .
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Matt, Mello
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Quintessence by twentyfiveraven reviews
If you could pick him up, all his quintessential facets, all his broken shards, and glue them back together with your memories, what would it be like? Mello/Matt, oneshot, some shonen-ai, non-explicit violence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Just Another Pretty Face by clam theif reviews
Songfic: "Dizzy" by Orgy. "An idea stirs inside me. I’m hot. I’m a sexy piece of ass. I’ll jack off to myself." Mellocentric. Implied MelloxRod and Matt Mello. MBate.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Mello - Complete
Eternity On That Little Step by Eris Mackenzie reviews
“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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A Warm Smile and Even Warmer Arms reviews
"There is nothing you can say to get you out of this, Malfoy. Just get it through your head that we. are. over."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Love and In Hate reviews
When did their relationship get so torn? At what point did it spiral so far out of control that they could barely stand being in one another's presence? -- A slightly smutty oneshot about violent love and hate. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Best Easter Ever reviews
Matt's hiding Mello's present, and the blond doesn't appreciate this fact all that much. short MxM holiday oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How Can You Say reviews
Hatred? Matt hated Mello? The notion left Mello with a bad taste in his mouth that reminded him of gunpowder and regret. -- MxM, a songfic in which Mello is forced to break down his walls at Matt's words.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Remember When We Were Young reviews
It was quiet aside from the hum of electric fans and the click-clacking of hand held game buttons. There was a type of peace in the sticky apartment, despite the silent war outside their doorstep. -- A short and sweet one shot in which nostalgia reigns.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
26 January 2010 reviews
No one would know that these streets were war torn. They’re empty but not destroyed, cracked as if a bomb had fallen... -- It's the final night before the plan is set in motion. A sense of panic is in the air, but they actively deny all possibilities.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Inevitable reviews
Mello awakes from yet another nightmare of what's soon to come. He knows they're going to die, but he denies this fact, and Matt fully supports this denial with a tender touch. Rated M just in case.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
You're Everything reviews
A quiet romantic night shared between two lovers in a dim-lit hotel room. It was their personal get away, a one time thing. Rated M, just in case.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Together for Eternity reviews
The air was cold, or maybe it was just him. With dried, dead eyes he looked about and took in all that surrounded. Bright, hot flames flickered and danced in the night, painful to look at in contrast to the dark sky...' MattxMello, post death, one shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Chocolate and Cigarettes reviews
A collection of Matt/Mello/Matt stories...overall warning: yaoi, language, SPOILERS....individual warnings are listed at the beginning of each story
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Matt, Mello
Because You're Gone reviews
Mello hadn't been gone very long. In fact, he had left Wammy's House only three days prior. Since then, however, no one had seen hide nor tail of Matt." A short story about Matt after Mello leaves. Warnings: Yaoi, language, and hints at noncon
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Note Pages reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots. Main pairings are RaitoL and MelloNear. New stories: 12 and 13. Story #13 is the first one in this collection that's not angst!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007
Sleep reviews
A short oneshot about the sleep schedule L and Light work by. He's only thinking these thoughts due to lack of sleep...not enough oxygen to the brain...right?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete