Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. (Super slow burn)

Hermione, daughter of a mere baron, wanted to be good at polo, also known as the Sport of Kings. She wanted to be great even and who better to teach her than Britains foremost polo player, the son of a duke? However, the price her mum asks is almost too steep; participation in the dreaded Season. Muggle AU tale of drama, romance, sports and a clash of worlds. M-rated slow burn. WIP

FFN MIGHT DELETE THIS, TOO. JOIN ME ON A03: SARENA. More details in ch 12. An unexpected development in Draco's life leads to much more than just the revelation of an old family secret. In its wake, Hermione learns something about attraction, and that ancient magic is not just a fabled tale. AU Dramione. Still on TEMPORARY HIATUS as I can't promise regular updates.

Draco has hidden himself from the wizarding world by covering his body in beautiful works of art. Yet his disguise will be put to the test when Hermione Granger walks through the door of his parlour, wanting to cover up her MUDBLOOD scar. Will his facade hold up? Or will she see right through him? Will be filled with Lemons in later chapters!

Four letter words are so intriguing. The question is which one is the right descriptor for whatever this is between them.

Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.

A very lonely 8th year through the eyes of Draco Malfoy. Everyone else seems to be getting along swimmingly.

Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

The original ITAOHD. Rewritten version is posted. Please note that the original was published in 2012 and my writing has changed significantly. Thank you for your support! *INCOMPLETE* *DISCONTINUED* *REWRITTEN: The Dragon Prophecy*

An act of kismet whilst herb gathering sees Hermione interacting with an unknown werewolf. When he bites her while she is in her animagus form, he sets into motion a twisted destiny that binds them together as mates. With Remus and Sirius there to help her through, Hermione's biggest worry is finding out the identity of the werewolf who marked her.

In a bid to enjoy his best mate's stag camping trip, Draco recruits Hermione to pose as his date for the weekend in order to send a hint to his ex.

A little bit of fate, a little messed up magic, and Hermione Granger is stuck with a curse pointing her somewhere she never thought to look, bright as a neon sign. Rating for language

When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.

Desperate for a change of pace, Hermione unknowingly commits to a home exchange with Pansy Parkinson and finds herself swept up in the chaos of New York City and into the arms of Draco Malfoy. Dramione/Hansy. Loosely inspired by The Holiday.

For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes. Draco/Hermione, EWE, Eighth Year.

8th Year Dramione - they get engaged in The Great Hall ...but is everything what it seems? No of course it's not, dipshit.

This weekend should belong to the team alone, but Auror Malfoy just has to bring the Head Auror along. Meanwhile, Hermione is challenged to have one or six drinks. Will they all make it out alive?

"You can't do it, can you?" And she hears, rather than sees him stop dead. The rough squeak of his shoes. She doesn't turn to face him, even as she twists the knife. "You can't conjure a Patronus." Dramione. Post-Hogwarts. Three-shot.

COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.

The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Hermione Granger had never anticipated that Draco Malfoy would be her best friend, a decade after the war. She'd also never meant to wind up trapped in a marriage pact, borne of one late night with too much wine. But as his thirtieth birthday draws near, time will either seek to drive them together or push them apart.

"Then I declare you bonded for life." When the silver shower of light cascaded over her, all she wanted to do was flinch away. ... Hermione Granger has resisted the War Repopulation and Rehabilitation Act for two years, now she can no longer evade its grasp. Marriage Law Dramione. HG/DM. EWE. Revised 2020. Rated M for language and adult themes. Previously titled When the Jig Is Up.

As part of his probationary period following the war, Draco is required to be a guinea pig for a new project with the Muggle Liaison office. Hermione is his supervisor, and urges him to take on working with a muggle Life Coach when his other assignments don't work out. He agrees, but begrudgingly. Suffice it to say, his Life Coach will have quite an interesting client on her hands.

One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.

Draco Malfoy, he would like you to know, hates Astronomy. But he's really good at it. He doesn't assume it will ever be of much use, but it seems to be opening a door he didn't expect. M for language (snarky Draco being snarky)

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

War leaves a lot of orphans in its wake. Hermione is one, by her own hand, and she struggles with the realities of her situation. When she finds an orphaned familiar, it seems meant to be, giving and receiving comfort helping to heal her fractured heart. Unfortunately, the animal is actually a wizard, and he has his own issues.

After a miscalculation during the escape from Fiendfyre, Hermione and Draco find themselves transported to the past. Together, they must figure out what they were fated to accomplish before they can return home. As Hermione learns what must be done, she is reminded that nothing in life is ever free. She just isn't sure she can afford the Dark Lord's price.

Six months post-war, Malfoy is in serious trouble. He's on the run from the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a deadly curse which is eating him alive. When he hits rock bottom, a change in fortune lands him in 12 Grimmauld Place under the Ministry's custody - and forces Hermione to remember the secrets they've both kept for years. Dramione, Sick!Draco, flashbacks to Hogwarts

"Harry," Hermione began, voice very controlled, but she could feel the blade of panic slicing at her vocal cords. "Why was Draco Malfoy just screaming bloody murder about his," and the word almost strangled her as she said it, "wife?"

Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. When Andromeda Tonks dies unexpectedly, Draco Malfoy finds himself dragged into the village raising Teddy Lupin, intertwining his life with a group of Gryffindors he spent his entire life watching bitterly from a distance. This is a story of family, both blood and chosen, of love, of forgiveness, and of friendship. (Dramione/Rated M)

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

A matchmaker informs Draco that Hermione Granger is "out of his league." Not that he's interested in her, but this is utter hogwash, Draco is sure of it!

Unwilling and unable to walk away from a dare, Hermione is forced to stay up all night with Draco Malfoy. Sometimes, one night is enough to begin to understand a person.

Recently divorced Draco doesn't believe in the ideology of having one true love. He certainly doesn't expect to meet his match in a Halloween themed coffee shop, but fate has a peculiar way of giving you just what you need. [Muggle AU.] [Monthly Updates.]

To Hermione Granger, forgetting who she is might just be worse than death. Looking for forgiveness, Draco Malfoy gives her a hidden place in his world. EWE Dramione loosely based on the story of Orpheus and Eurydice.

As the dust settles following the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco's confidence, belief system, and world are shattered. In an attempt to mend his broken pieces, he turns to vials that take the pain away. But once the high's are no longer so high and the lows get so much lower, Draco has to start a journey of healing and redemption that often hurts more than it helps.

He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Hermione is determined to give meaningful Christmas gifts to everyone in her Ministry department. Everyone. Even that anti-social arse Malfoy. DHr Advent 2019.

The holiday season feels heavy at Hogwarts in the aftermath of war. Hermione doesn't expect many gifts from the remnants of her Eighth year class. And so, a small white package on Christmas Eve leaves her intrigued, curious who might have sent it.

Every Christmas, Draco and Hermione banter over something. Intensively. Starting out when they were just beginning to be friends, this Christmas tradition developed a life of its own, including the nature of their relationship.

Death isn't easy, and Hermione is barely keeping herself afloat after Ron is gone. After an unlikely friendship between her kids and Draco Malfoy's son brews, something unlikely blossoms between Hermione and Draco too.

Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger. The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs-and not the man in front of her now.

Hermione Granger wears Cathal Rosier like a flayed skin, unsure which one of them is the puppet. But there is still work to be done and revenge sings a siren call to the survivors of both sides of the Second Wizarding War. If Hermione cannot have her day in court then she will have her season in Hell. *sequel to Six Pomegranate Seeds* ABANDONED

Hermione gets the unique chance to work on the new edition of Hogwarts: A History. This, obviously, involves studying the content of the Hogwarts library - where the DADA Professor Malfoy also spends quite a lot of time.

Draco Malfoy's living life on top until one day he vanishes and discovers a buried ancestral secret that leads him to seek the help of none other than magical creatures expert Hermione Granger.

Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).

After a potions accident reveals her innermost thoughts to Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger is in trouble.

Sneaking away for a weekend in the woods with your fake boyfriend and your best friends is bound to have its hiccups, but no one could prepare for what this weekend has in store.

As her twenty-seventh birthday comes and goes, Hermione finds herself seeing the Potions professor in a much different light. It would help if she had any idea how to accept her feelings for what they've been disguised as all along. [ONESHOT]

Paired off and trapped in a ridiculous assignment, Hermione Granger is at the mercy of Draco Malfoy's sense of heroics and chivalry. She might be in for a long wait. Then again, every ferret has his day.

The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).

The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.

After Draco Malfoy helps her out of a bind, Hermione decides to repay the favour when he is in need. Written for the Dramione Fairytale Fest, and loosely based on the Brothers Grimm fairytale, The Fisherman and his Wife.

"You are at St. Mungo's. You were in a coma." He looks me over again, taking a pause. "I am a Healer here now," he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I've thrown mud at him. Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, "What's your name?"

Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE. After a disappointing career at the Ministry, Hermione rearranges her life to become a runic translator and curse-breaker. But her life is far from whole. Following a mishap at an ancient magical worksite in Ireland, will she be able to rediscover her passion? [EWE] A story told in five parts.

After being separated into groups, the entire 8th year class must take a randomized exam which will gauge their general logic. However, the tests are out of the ordinary. After being put together to pass a Potions exam being held on a secluded Caribbean island, Draco, Harry and Hermione are tested far more than they thought they'd be. (Triad!Fic - Draco/Hermione/Harry)

A Grim is stalking Grimmauld Place... A Black family curse also becomes Draco's greatest gift, for it allows him access to the Order and to the girl he loves. But will Hermione recognise him, in either human or his alternate animal form, and will she understand what it is he's been trying to convey to her all this time? A/U-War. Dramione romance/drama/mystery. 2017 H&V Fest entry.

She's writhing on the floor, spitting in a Bellatrix Lestrange's face, when it happens. Hermione Granger's mind fractures amidst the torture, and when she wakes, friends and family find that she is not who she used to be. In the middle of a war, Hermione thinks she's exactly who she needs to be. [READ WARNINGS] [DARK HERMIONE.] [DARK DRACO.] [COMPLETE.]

The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.

COMPLETE! "From the very first moment I met you, Mr. Malfoy - from the first words you uttered to me without even so much as an attempt to hide your disdain, your arrogance, your conceit - I knew that you would be the last wizard on earth I would ever be prevailed upon to marry." D/Hr, Regency era, adapted from Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice. WIP.

Hermione could navigate the nuisances of the court room, but dealing with her lack luster love life was another story. When Draco steps up to be her fake boyfriend and attend Neville and Luna's wedding with her, she just might have bit off more than she can chew. With one bed, a fake boyfriend and a presumed one sided romance brewing, the weekend is sure to be a memorable one.

Just your run of the mill, potion-gone-awry love story. Dramione EWE M for language and just a drop of citrus. One Shot

A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.

She's a novice Unspeakable trying to earn her stripes. He's a shafted Auror desperate to prove himself. When they end up forced together on a shared assignment, neither is willing to back down. But when the mission pulls them into an ancient world of mystery and adventure, they find themselves depending on each other in a race against time. EWE Dramione.

COMPLETE. An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [AU]

Meet Hermione Granger: an American exchange student who was gifted the opportunity to study abroad in Great Britain in the wake of a personal tragedy. She's brilliant, with a fierce hunger to explore the world and accomplish the bucket list in her luggage, the last thing she ever did with her mother. She expects a distraction, but Draco Malfoy turns her world upside down.

Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.

A reclusive Draco Malfoy, barely-recovered from the war, stumbles across Hermione Granger in Oxford, surrounded by books and spires. When he realizes that she has no memories of her life as a witch, he finds himself promising to see her memories restored and her life returned to her. DRAMIONE - EWE - DM/HG - Rated M, just to be sure. Slow burn. EDITED CHAPTERS NOW UP.

Prompt: How long does it take to seduce Hermione Granger? The Malfoys have all summer. Summary: It was just supposed to be a job, a summer of tutoring and research. She had no idea what she was getting into.

Sparks fly as a reluctant Draco attends Hermione's yoga class and their mutual dislike is still firmly in place! Only she needs his help with a mysterious case of missing dragon eggs, muggle involvement, a mole at the ministry and a shady dragon fighting-ring! Warnings: M for language, smut, some triggers and minor Ron-bashing! Dramione romance, humor, mystery and drama! Complete!

Following the grisly discovery that London is being haunted by a serial killer, Hermione Granger finds herself with a stalker that blurs the line between reality and horror. Draco Malfoy is assigned to protect her, but with every twist and turn, she wonders if fate will let her out alive. [DRAMIONE.] [Romance is just not tagged as the main genre.] [MUGGLE.] [HEED WARNINGS.]

Near death and fear bring the lost Malfoy heir to England. Lady Hermione Granger makes it almost painful to stay. Regency era AU Dramione

New year. New love. New threat. A powerful enemy is on the rise, and Hermione Granger finds herself intertwined in a relationship with Draco Malfoy – only she doesn't know it's him. / / RUNNER-UP: Enchanted Awards Summer 2017 for Best Relationship Development

Draco has just about had enough of Hermione Granger. Always lurking, watching...probably judging. But the jokes at his expense? Well, now he intends to put an end to whatever game she is playing. Dramione EWE

"Malfoy," she seethed, "why in Merlin's name is our common room full of penguins?" A gift for the lovely I was BOTWP. Dramione, crack!fic. Also, penguins. Seriously, this is just hilarious crack. Read at your own risk ;).

On the twenty third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single Dramione fic. Lord help us. Again...we were drunk while writing this and will write all the updates while drunk.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

Hermione allows her roommates to pull her into a ridiculous dating scheme. Nothing good can possibly come of this nonsense... Dramione EWE. M Rated

Blaise Zabini is a Slytherin with Cupid's heart of gold, and he's determined to see one sexist Angel (Draco Malfoy) and a certain swotty She-Devil (Hermione Granger) finally use their mouths for a much better purpose than sniping at each other! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Humour/Drama-Angst. 2018 Dramione-Duet Fic Exchange #1 of 2. COMPLETE!

Hermione works in Gringotts' Records Department when Draco Malfoy comes on staff as a curse-breaker. His icy presence drags up memories she's desperate to move on from and forget. She tries to ignore him, but every time she sees him, she feels chilled to the bone. Dhr Advent 2018.

Hermione starts her holidays off right, a surprise from her parents rekindling one of her old traditions. It's just a shame she has no one to share it with.

Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

Draco loves holiday decor, but it seems the Head Girl has a differing opinion on the particulars. Dramione Fanfiction Forum Drabble entry.

Hermione's nerves are on edge at the end of the war. As she plans to attend her seventh year at Hogwarts to regain a semblance of normalcy, George Weasley offers her a chance to relax before going back. What she doesn't expect is to find her peace during summer nights with a very different Draco Malfoy.

Blaise hosts a masked costume ball, hoping the sense of anonymity will allow him to uncover who has been blackmailing him, Draco, and Theo.

She's an easy target and she knows it, the victim of various holiday tricks, bets, and wagers. This year, however, Draco Malfoy is the one knocking on Hermione Granger's door, and the old adage "pony up" takes on a new and rather literal meaning. M for language

The past finally catches up with Draco Malfoy, but he never expected it to take the form of Hermione Granger. He has a dark secret, and she's the last person he would want to witness one of his most vulnerable moments...Written for the Dramione Fanfiction Writer's Halloween Trope Fest 2018!

On weather and ancient magic, and how Harry Potter's matchmaking saved his department from destruction by tornadoes. Smut with plot. Written for the HP Drizzle fest.

Draco Malfoy wakes up one night to find Hermione Granger in his bed. But she's really not Hermione Granger at all, is she? Dramione, Year 7, Deathly Hallows AU. COMPLETE.

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel* ABANDONED

Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start. Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Lovin' Fest 2018.

Hermione is sixty and all alone in the world when on a fateful day she wakes to read the news of Draco Malfoy's death. Not long after, his barrister arrives to tell her Draco's left her a bundle of letters and a way to rewrite their past if she wants it. Will these two be able to find love, redemption, and acceptance in their rapidly changing world after the war? Time travel AU.

No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

Hermione and Ron's marriage fails after the loss of their first child. Over a year later she is given the chance to try and start over. Will she take it? Can a new love mend the pain of an old one, or are there some scars that never heal?

Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner

"In a world run by greed and built by deadly machines, muggles find their way through the trials of their daily lives with only their wits to guide them. Join the adventure and discover the muggle world like you've never known it. Welcome to Muggles and Mortgages." Dramione EWE. M mostly for language

Sally Christmas fic 2017: It's the first Christmas after the War, and Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. When they decide to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the Room of Requirement, little do they know what's to follow. Twelve days of holiday fun, to be precise. Multi-pairing, mostly tbc. Please come and be excited with me!

Instead of romance, they'll settle for something more like a business partnership. However, the problem is always in what you don't say.

Sequel to "How the Granger Won Christmas"! Hermione's been gone for nearly two months since that fateful Christmas Eve night where she and Draco Malfoy discovered one another. And she's ready to come home. But will he be able to crack her prickly shell when he takes her out for Valentine's Day?

A Marriage Law fic with a twist. 10 years ago by Ministry decree, Hermione and Draco were ordered to marry. 10 years ago Hermione said no, breaking the law and retreating into the muggle world. Now she's back. Suddenly he can't escape her, but the real question is - does he want to anymore? Dramione - M for adult themes and some lemons in later chapters

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.

Draco expected to spend every minute of his ten year Azkaban sentence in bitter purgatory but is stunned when—of all people—Harry Potter and Hermione Granger arrive to set him free, at great personal cost. Stuck together for two years, Draco must learn to carve out happiness in silver linings and the grey areas. [Not Abandoned, just not Updated Much]

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco returns to Hogwarts for his final year, unknown to nearly everyone. Through a magical mishap, Hermione Granger discovers his secret. She just gets the secret really wrong. Dramione EWE. Dramione Fanfiction Awards Spring 2017 and Granger Enchanted Awards 2017 Finalist

A multi-chapter prequel to "The Return of Blaise Zabini". A bit of fluff and a bit of snark, you'll learn just how this iteration of your favorite pairing came to be. It'll take a bit of convincing but Draco Malfoy is intent on wooing Hermione Granger.

When Bellatrix Lestrange takes control of the wizarding world after the demise of Voldemort, the remnants of the Order keep fighting. Seven years later, Draco brings Hermione a piece of magic that might be the key to finally ending the war. Together they will destroy Bellatrix Lestrange or die trying. COMPLETE. Violence, Implicit Rape, Sexual Situations

The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.

An account of Draco Malfoy's love life through the years - right from the very beginning, till the very end. 'I'm not going to write a bloody diary like some silly girl. This is a journal. To record events. Well, specifically girl-related events.' (Characters listed are NOT in dating order)

*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.

Hermione and Draco find solace in each other as drinking buddies, but so much more develops. Rated M for graphic lemons. Post Hogwarts. Complete

Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...

The year mysterious eggnog is served at a Ministry Christmas party, Hermione Granger finally stops thinking and starts doing. Draco/Hermione. One-shot. Complete! Written for D/Hr Advent 2016.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... When Hermione Granger wakes up in bed next to her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, and can't remember the night before, you know something magical is responsible. Mystery-comedy-romance-magical creature mating (Veela). Dramione/DHr. 2014 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D

As Draco waves his son off to Hogwarts, he is trying to overcome his old prejudices and give Scorpius the freedom to be whoever he wants. But is there a limit to Draco's new-found tolerance?

Five years after the Second Wizarding War, and the Wizarding World is still suffering from blatant blood prejudice. Hermione, after falling out with the Order, gets a menial job in the Ministry. One day after work, she bumps into Draco and they decide to see if their friendship can last outside of their eighth year at Hogwarts. But Hermione has a secret that will change the future.

Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione

"No emotional entanglements. That had been the agreement at the beginning of this, and if I want to keep seeing her, I have to make her think I'm living up to that end of the bargain..." Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger-Weasley meet at a married swinger's club & become involved. Post-Hogwarts ( 10 years). Dramione. Romance/Angst/Drama. 2015 Dramione-Duet entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

[COMPLETE!] He was a tornado and all she wanted to do was plant her feet down and grow roots. Draco/Hermione.

She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.

Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.

Done for the drabble challenge on my tumblr. "At the age of twenty-six, Draco wasn't exactly happy to admit to anyone – least of all himself – that the best thing that could have happened to him in his life was somehow befriending Ginny Potter." Dramione, one-shot.

Draco's POV. Companion piece to The Side Witch & The Gift. Disclaimer: I own nothing...obviously.

It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged 17-30 must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status. Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. Marriage Law twist. Society expects couples to do silly things, like go out on dates, even if you're not really dating, or meet your fiancé's parents. Complete.

It's been eight years since the War ended. I was hailed as the brightest witch of the age, and now, I'm nothing more than a dirty little secret. I knew better, but I suppose I wanted to be daring and dangerous. Well, that was a fantastic idea, wasn't it? EWE, Two-shot, Rated M for sexual situations. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Obviously.

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

All Draco knows when he wakes up is an insatiable hunger. "The tantalizing aroma grows stronger. Saliva rushes in his mouth and he swallows." Now with continuation. A Dramione fic. [Has a parallel prequel: Dying of the Light] COMPLETE

The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Draco was rather pleased with his record of not-promise-making; he'd never led anyone on, and he'd always been up front about what people should expect from him. Until then, he'd been perfectly satisfied that what people expected from him was very little.

At the tender age of 7, Draco stumbles upon a stack of diaries belonging to a person with the initials of R.A.B. What he reads scares him enough to leave it be, but as the years go by, they eventually become his only comfort. "What utter tripe. It's a logical fallacy. An all-powerful being will never be magnanimous." Background dramione if you squint. One-shot.

Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)

'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…

Hermione's been dreading - really dreading - the Hogwarts reunion. [Dramione Cliché gift/dare fic for Colubrina] EWE, ONESHOT, COMPLETE

Hermione struggled for a time, in the aftermath of the war, but somewhere along the way she decided it best to forget sad things. Her seemingly endless capacity to forgive elates Draco Malfoy, bored of his own hollow existence. Unfortunately something this easy is rarely as it seems. He will have to look more closely to find out what was done to Hermione Granger. EWE Dramione

Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.

SEQUEL TO UNREQUITED SNOWFALL. The trial of Draco Malfoy was the most controversial of the year. Most felt that he ought to be thrown into Azkaban for his crimes, the other half passionately believed it was wrong to lock up an eighteen year old boy for choices he'd been forced to make under duress. Hermione Granger never expected the trial to take a turn like this. DMHG.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

Hermione and Draco are aware that one of them is pure-blooded, the other not so much. They haven't been taught that this could draw a line between them, not since the marriage law was passed. Could this be the year they are betrayed by what they are? Book two of the 'Priceless' series, sequel to 'Diamonds'. Dramione, Marriage law AU. Set during Chamber of Secrets.

ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.

Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?

Draco Malfoy woke up. This would normally be a great thing if he wasn't waking up to the same day, everyday, for the past thirty days. Post-Hogwarts. DM/HG

When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

Hermione is fed up of seeing her friends leave her behind. She's thirty, alone and broody. Not one to wait around, she decides to take matters into her own hands and have the child she's always wanted. The resulting pregnancy is far from what she expects

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.

Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. But why him? They hadn't spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. **Please read AN for warnings. M for many reasons** DM/HG

"Fine! I accept your challenge you bloody arseholes"-Draco "You have until the day before graduation to find a way to get into Granger's pants" -Blaise Draco makes a bet with his two best mates that he can sleep with the brainy female of the golden trio before the end of the year. But what happens when she can see through his barriers and he ends up falling hard for her?

Hermione and Draco have had chemistry for as long as they can remember. When Ginny drags Hermione to a Slytherin bash and Hermione decides to make a move, what will happen? AU, the Wizarding Wars never happened.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.

Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.

During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.

"The next thing that happens Granger is that I ask you out." "What? " "And then you say yes" "Oh I do, do I?" "Of course you do, after all you have a reputation for being exceedingly bright." Rating is for language

Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.

Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE

After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!

Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.

Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*

"Want to impress upon people that you've changed, Malfoy? Take responsibility for your actions and your choices. Not liking where you ended up, not wanting what came after doesn't change the fact that you wanted it at the time." *Deflowering Draco, 2011*

Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.

After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

The pureblooded upper classes were almost teeming with wayward idiots to have knocked up some half blood or another, so it wasn't that much of a surprise that I, the Malfoys' once-bigoted son should jump on the bandwagon soon enough.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.

Hermione/Draco. DH spoilers. Ignores epilogue. After the war, Hermione decides to live in the muggle world. She never expected to find Draco in there as well...

Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.

It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!

I want more spontaneity, try something more...exciting." So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best. - Finale of Dramione Sexcapades. Rated M for a reason! R&R.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

Just another story about Draco and Hermione making a potion in Snape’s class that goes horribly wrong. And yet, this time they aren’t trapped together until they fall in love. They are in fact rather….split. Dhr

Hermione Granger was the embodiment of humanity, and Draco realized immediately she would be the fire that melted the ice which coursed his veins. Written for the xmasfic prompt: Jack Frost. DracoHermione. Post Hogwarts.

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG

With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.