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Joined 01-01-05, id: 731903, Profile Updated: 10-29-10
Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball Z, Final Fantasy VII, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, and Bleach.

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LIKES: sleeping

DISLIKES: doing dishes

UPDATES:got 4 stories on the go now! 1st chapters up in a few weeks.

Read my stories, please? Remember to review! It makes writers happy.

ED QUOTES (Ed, Edd n Eddy)

"It's so gross. Can I touch it?"

"I am one with my shoe size, Eddy."

"Oh no. When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, 'Not now, I just got home from work'."

"One plus one equals one on a bun"

"I am dead from the neck up!"

"I am a whale Eddy, an endagered mammal. Hug me!"

"When we get back from where we are going, we will return to where we were. I know people there!"

"Look what I found! One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart Double D, am I smart now?"

"A is for helping a friend in need. B is for lifting Eddy and Double D. C is for grapefruit, which I don't like one bit."

"My home is the cat's tuxedo, you guys!"

"Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash!"

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

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If you have ever done anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

1) Gay marriage is not natural and we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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ParentHoodz Nightmare by OrtumnAllbones reviews
Sephiroth is introduced to his daughter he is thrown into his own personal nightmare; parenthood! As he slowly loses his mind Sephiroth is forced to endure all the joys of raising a toddler, but Hojo is planning something that could change the lives of father and daughter forever. Rated for torture, child abuse and hinted non-con.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,738 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R.
Normal is Overrated by Broken Mushroom reviews
Sora was adopted as a child and always wonders what his real parents are like. Growing up in an overly religous family, what will happen when he finds out the truth about himself? Yaoi Mpreg, Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud. Title changed from The Parents
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,198 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sora, Riku
When Silence Is Broken by ladygodess reviews
Read Warnings: An abused child with a great secret, runs away from home one night, but who can help him escape? Read to find out. Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,457 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Shotgun by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
A collection of drabbles with a Kevin/Ben theme. Updates on Sundays.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,826 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Remember by ShadowYin-Yang reviews
As a single parent raising twins, parenting is hard for Cloud. Especially if one of them, Sora, decides to run away after a fight. But he didn't expect Sora to run into the last person Cloud wanted to see: His old lover. Aka: Sora and Roxas's other parent
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,275 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Let Me Count The Ways by Acmarache reviews
Please see bio for update.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
A Saiyan Way of Life by 2dragonkat reviews
It was over…finally over. Buu was dead, the universe was saved…and Kakarot was alive. - Sequel to Alternate Reality. Still Goku&Vegeta, Piccolo&Gohan, and future Trunks&Goten. mpreg, some angst, and smut. What more could you want?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,718 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Duties to the Throne by Selim reviews
-COMPLETE- Thrown into a Mating Union, Vegeta and Gohan couldn't be angrier – at each other. Both are ready to put the blame for their mating failing on the other man, but is getting out of blood bindings that easy? VegetaGohan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
This Big Damn Wedding by Slytherpire reviews
Altair and Malik are assigned a novice level mission. Al Mualim insists that it's important, but the people of Masyaf seem to think he has another reason for forcing them to play the part of lovers. AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
In a Heartbeat by lilacbird reviews
I wonder if it's true what they say. About your life flashing before your eyes when you die... This is L. This is his life. In a heartbeat. On hold until I finish my exams! Will be picked up again in a month or so.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,415 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - L, Light Y.
I Could Hang Off Of Your Shoulder Like A Fool by Quiddative reviews
AU. In which Ken thinks it's a great idea to set his father up with his best friend Devlin's father. Kevin/Ben
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Runs in the Family by andhearts reviews
/It was just a normal day for the Strife house./ A series of oneshots telling the tale of Cleon. //Rated for Language// Cleon, AkuRoku, RiSo, and Zemyx. Enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers by BonneNuit reviews
This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,021 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Fairy Note Madness by Product Of A Sick Society reviews
Crackish storyline, serious themes - Fairytale style. Light, a reluctant tower 'princess' since the age of sixteen when the Magic Mirror announced his fate, decides to take drastic measures that may lead to more than what he bargained for. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,384 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Bloody Business by McFuzzie reviews
Light is bitten on the hand by an insomniatic man he picks up on the street. He later finds that he was given "the mark of the undead," and is expected to fufil his duty as the God of Death. Vampfic LxLight; Rated M for later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,027 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
Charm Offensive by vain-flower reviews
AU Tired of his life, Ichigo runs away from home only to find himself sold as a slave to none other than Aizen Sousuke.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Another Teen Pregnancy by greypenink reviews
Warning: LxRaito. MPREG. Rated M for adult content, darkish themes, nudity, language and now includes death. The sole purpose of this story is to even the mpreg odds between L and Raito! Part 6 is an Author Note that'll be replace w/the real part 6 later
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,927 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - L, Light Y.
Live Well by Alastair reviews
FemKakaFic Kakarotto was betrothed to the violent prince before she was born, so the scared parents 'buy' Bardock's unborn daughter, naming her Kakarotto, putting her in pretty gowns, and telling her to die well, but she's not going down without a fight.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,466 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Goku, Vegeta
Expecting The Unexpected by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Ed and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,603 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by Jedimaster10 reviews
Trapped in a snowstorm on Christmas Eve, heading to Capsule Corp, Goku goes into labor. Gohan and Mirai receives a very special Christmas present.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
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Growing Family reviews
A little story about Aizen and Gin's family and how it came to be. sumary sucks. child adoption. no mpreg. Aizen/Gin
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Wolf Pack reviews
You know, we'd make the best wolf pack EVER!" Tidus has been thinking. Never a good thing. Oneshot.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tidus - Complete
Random Drabble reviews
the aim is to make a collection of drabbles. let me know what you think!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Stop That Time reviews
Kinda sad story about Zack's last moments. light ZackxCloud. spoilers for Crisis Core.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Bubbbles reviews
vegeta has started training trunks. bulma thinks he's working too hard so she gets the chibi a day off. all is well until vegeta finds trunks blowing bubbles. please review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
I Just Wanted To Say reviews
Bardok is leaving for another mission and raditz wahts to tell him how nuch he will miss him. please review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Raditz, Bardock - Complete
Let Me In reviews
my first fic.ryou wants to be in bakuras life but is always getting pushed away. mainly ryou's thoughts on bakura.shonen ai.ryouxbakura.read&review!flames hurt. owie! chapter 5 is here!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
There's a Monster in the Closet reviews
chibi ryou is afraid there is something in the closet and asks bakura to check.slight fluff but not enough to scare you. review please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Dark Corner reviews
what happened to malik when yami no malik had cotroll of his body. review! : reposted
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Marik I. - Complete