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Joined 01-02-05, id: 732155, Profile Updated: 01-27-14
Author has written 4 stories for Parappa the Rapper, Kim Possible, and Code Lyoko.

Oh, hey. I had this like a million years ago.

I wrote some stories once. I regret them A LOT. So I'll try to do some things that are more "Pynchonian" in nature. That, or make sequels to My Inner Life.

So, yeah, about three of my original stories remain. They're stupid and they don't represent who I am today. I wrote them in elementary and middle school.

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PaRappa vs VaRavva by King Bizarro reviews
Meet the rest of the evil PaRappa characters. Including PaRappa's. Time to bring some life back into this story!
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Chain of Memories by darkness over day reviews
Set three years after Echoes. The Hopper Legacy of Technology is far from over. Aelita's dreams set her and her friends on a new journey. William seeks to redeem himself. But what happens when Jeremie gets captured? Where is Antea Hopper?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,013 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
It's Time For Random Scrambled Eggs! by walnutdemon reviews
What happens when you mix a thirteen year old high on crack with a blank Microsoft Word document? You get this random story!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Return To The Past by Carth reviews
Ch 5 edited! In a sinister, XANA induced plot to get rid of Jeremie, the RTTP has gone a bit farther back than it should have, trapping him at Kadic on June 6, 1994. JxA. AU, I guess.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
My Name Is Nicolas Poliakoff by Saphire-089 reviews
From The eyes of someone you'd least expect.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Scarlet Crusade by H.Kage09 reviews
All went bad that day. Our destinies set, the dice were cast. My fate was sealed. For Humanities sake, I could not fail JxA 'Prequel to Xana's ReBirth'
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
High School by LesMisLoony reviews
Because it strikes me as unlikely that any of these kids would grow up to be normal. Implied mature content. Ten new chapters FTW.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
A Very Big Misunderstanding by Tetsu Deinonychus reviews
Due to a series of unusual accidents. Ulrich and Aelita mistakenly think that something is going on between Jeremie and Yumi, and are understandably upset. J x A, Y x U, with just a touch of Y x J. Chapters 4 and 5 now added!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,336 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
Washed Away by William Penn reviews
After a hard won victory against Xana, a violent storm scatters the five heros. They can't find Aelita. Was she lost in the storm? Or did someone or something else intervene?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Men in Black by William Penn reviews
The Lyoko Gang find themselves in trouble when Jeremy and Aelita's inquiries online draw the ire of Homeland security. Will Aelita's cover hold? Can Jeremy get them out of this mess?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
MST3k: Operation: Return to Earth by garfieldodie reviews
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are back on Earth...only to become fugitives from the law. Only Joel Robinson can save them now. It's only a matter of finding him... COMPLETE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
A Crashing Ending by Emilia Mi Amor reviews
finally the sequel to Little House is DONE!i'm not going to give anything away,but the the ending is VERY shocking!please review!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Lyoko Prisoner Franz Hopper by Kiwi McHearts reviews
Aelita was having a hard day on Fathers Day until a little someone itroduced her to her father. Even if it was for a little while...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Troubled Night by H.Kage09 reviews
Takes place the night of EP: 52. Aelita can't sleep, so she decides to talk with Jeremie for a bit. Major JxA fluffiness! P.S. This is a Oneshot. Read Code Oblivion if you liked this, since this originally was going to be part of it.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Last Year at Kadic High by Beccann reviews
It is Aelita's last year in High School, what is going to happen? And who is the new teacher?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007
Over Christmas break by notcreativeenoughtomakeone reviews
My sequel to dirty little secret. Odd and Aelita have been married for two and a half years,and things are going great. Then when Aelita gets a call from her adopted parents her and the family come over for Christmas.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Odd D., Aelita S. - Complete
Sick Day by QuinSeparable reviews
Catching a cold is bad enough, but it’s even worse when you don’t know what the heck one is! [Oneshot]
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Your In The Matrix, Charlie Brown! by Stupidfic reviews
there is no spoon
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Parental Consent by Cybra reviews
In which Aelita is oblivious, Jeremy is nervous, and Franz Hopper is quite possibly murderous.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Aelita is in Trouble by Beccann reviews
Aelita and Jeremie went out for a walk. Jeremie asked Aelita a question. What is it? What happen? Just read to find out.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
The Dance by Dragon C. Chan reviews
Prequil to Code: The End The end has been set into motion! Pairngs: UY, JA, some OA
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
White Noise Day by Mizz Neko reviews
Aelita and friends discover Lyoko and XANA have been hiding a horrible secret, called White Noise Day. Aelita must discover her past to prevent its destruction. This story is better than a final mission read and review! COMPLETE!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
The Rescuers 3: The Great Adventure by The Mouse Avenger reviews
COMPLETE- Bianca & Bernard have a family, & are taking a vacation in Hawaii, but can they also rescue a young girl before time runs out? To be revised & reuploaded in the near future. Read & review, please! Flames will be used to light candles.
Rescuers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Bianca, Bernard - Complete
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Doesn't Anybody Know We're In Palisades? reviews
Aelita finds out that she may have something wrong with her, but something's after her. NEW: It's finally complete! After 3 years of work and re-writing, I finally completed my first Code: Lyoko piece!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,593 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Long One reviews
The dA cult classic comes to FF dot net with more stuff in it! It's the tale of MilkCan, as they suffer through the tribulation of being locked in a house, although not yet.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Mark McPossible: 5 Original 2004 Story reviews
It's about Kim Possible and Mark McGuire from Sugar Ray trading bodies. It has some elements from a 2003 Kim Possible fanfiction about her cutting herself for wrongs.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Kim P. - Complete
UmJammer Lammy 2: Nightmares reviews
Lammy has nightmares about Robert Plant, and they ruin MilkCan's child friendly image, so they send Lammy to some guy. It's one of my old stories before History of the PopRock Progressives.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete