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Joined 01-02-05, id: 732198, Profile Updated: 09-07-10
Author has written 23 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Paranoia Agent, Bully, Death Note, Wrestling, and Team Fortress 2.

Name: You see my pen name, don't you? Isn't that enough? (Although I am heavily thinking about changing it...)

Age: Old enough to understand that life is a cruel thing, but still young enough to enjoy a good book.

Hobbies: Lots of stuff.

Movies, books, and other things that I like: Too many to list. I'm just like that...

IMPORTANT! Divine Desires is now the author of Number One Contender.

Current works

Origins of the Dragon (DBZ - The long-awaited sequel to Rebirth of the Dragon. Taken down for repairs.)

Three Men, a Lady, and a Little Baby (Wrestling - AU that is based off of Three Men and a Baby, the drama Three Dads, One Mom, and Look Who's Talking. Who's the real father? Only I know. Mwahahaha...cough, cough.)

I-Pod Shuffle: Three Men, a Lady, and a Little Baby (Wrestling - Based off of the story above, and focuses on the possible pairings of the story. Not one for romance, so this is quite hard. -_-;)

Finished Works

Rebirth of the Dragon (DBZ - Good Lord! This got more hits than Unchangeable! If only it had the same number of reviews...also, only place to find the Bloodthirsty Squirrelly-Squirrel!) We've finally reached the final arc! And I would personally like to thank Kaboom Krusader for drawing those kick-butt sketches of Sachiko, Kargo, and Jiro! Here's the link if you want to see Kaboom's artwork! Cut and Paste onto your server, because clicking the link won't work.

Unchangeable (Paranoia Agent - Officially done. I consider this my best.)

Next Contestant (Bully - The first part of Number One Contender. I don't care if it doesn't make sense, but these two stories are meant to be read TOGETHER. -_-;)

Clockwork (Bully - Intellectual stuff. KIDDING! In my mind, this is a possible future for one of the game's most...interesting characters. Come on! Gary's voice acting was the best in the game! But...I wish they included the "Spank me!" scene! NOT FAIR!)

He Should Have Known (Bully - A drabble focusing on the game's hero and villian. More intellectual stuff.)

Keeping Him Afloat (Bully - PETEY! One of the game's cutest characters. Not as intellecutal as the other two drabbles, but enough to make one think. I hope.)

Fidelity (Bully - A drabble for a character I honestly feel sorry for. Let's give it up for Johnny Vincent!)

Click (Bully - Jimmy and his camera. What else do you need to know?)

The Only Answer (Bully - The Prefects. 'Nuff said.)

The Necklace (Bully - Pinky and Derby, and a bunch of affairs.)

The Payment (Bully - Pinky and Derby, and the result of their affairs.)

Damaged Goods (Bully - A tribute to the Townie leader, Edgar.)

Discipline (Bully - Karl was the Head Prefect? I honestly didn't know that. Damn Seth and his strangely attractive agressiveness. >:/)

Victory (TF2 - A creepy, confusing fic dedicated to the Announcer. Because really, I find her creepy and confusing.)

Considerable Contemplations (Death Note - A fifty sentence challenge based on fifty themes. Features thoughts of Light, L, and Misa-Misa.)

Possible Future Works

DBZ - Actually, I have no idea. Maybe I'll do one of those alternate-reality spin offs on Rebirth/Origins of the Dragon. You know, like how the Dragonball Z movies are considered alternate realities?

Discontinued Works

Number One Contender (Bully - Discontinued. I've lost interest. However...Divine Desires is now the author of this story o' mine!)

Good Things in Life Are Hard To Find (Bully - Discontinued. I can't write slash anymore without turning it into comedy, and this story is anything BUT a comedy. Damn you, TF2! shakes fist angrily)

TURMOIL's Tidbits: 1) Quality over quantity. I like a good romance, but only if it makes sense, and has a decent plot to go with it. And if the guy is cute and has an aura of coolness. What? Why are you all staring at me?

2) After rewatching DBZ, I've realized that the drawing quality of the older shows sucked. The original DB rules!

3) Have you all noticed that the same kinds of plots get recycled on this website all the time?

4) I like platformers again, and I blame Tim Schafer and his game of Psychonauts. You know, he hit us with the Raz/Lili thing so hard that it wasn't funny anymore at the end. But am I the only one who thinks that Sasha Nein and Milla Vodello have a thing for each other? No, really. The hints are there, I swear!

5) After the fourth Harry Potter movie, I've noticed that the pairing of Victor/Hermione has gained more support. Yeah, when you all see that the guy is decent looking, he suddenly gains more support. You hypocrites.

6) Lots of reviews = happy authors = fiction gets to stay alive and updated. If no one reviews, then authors get the idea that no one likes the story and will either abandon it or remove it. For me, I remove it, like I did to my story Protection...

EM's Rants (Version 12.0)

Well, I'm swamped with work and university and BABYSITTING DUTIES. >:/ Anyhow, that's why I haven't been updating. I know I'm going to lose fans for my constant hiatuses (sp?), but real life does come first, you know. And also, I started writing here for fun, and lately, it's seemed more like a chore. That equals bad writing, and I don't want to give you guys bad writing.

Baby Max is so adorable that I think I'm going to get cavities from his sweetness. The fact that he tends to shower me with his smiles is too evil on his part, because he knows I can't resist it when he's smiling all smile-like. I just know I'm going to end up spoiling him when he's older. Hell, I'm spoiling him right now. DAMN HIM AND HIS ADORABLE BABY CUTENESS. D:

I have developed this HUGE, insane crush on Andre Winner. Maybe it's because he's the only MMA fighter who actually admits (on national television, no less) that he sucks his thumb when he's nervous. Sucks. His. THUMB. lord. It's so cute. And he's British, which for some reason makes it even cuter. :D But with my luck he's probably already got a girlfriend/is married. LE SIGH. T-T

LOOK. These women fight better than half of the male wrestlers on WWE. I mean, just COPY AND PASTE the link here:

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No Boundaries by WordsLikeStardust reviews
Randy Orton has one thing on his mind, revenge. Haley Mariano broke his heart, which is unforgivable. Now the only thing standing between him and her complete destruction is the man who forged them both, Triple H. Sequel to Becoming a Legacy
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,733 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton - Complete
Becoming a Legacy by WordsLikeStardust reviews
What goes up, must come down. She stood on the top for a few glorious moments, when everything beneath her came crumbling down. Now she must forge her own path, play her own game. But will her fight cost her the man she loves? Sequel to Over It.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 156,256 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Batista, Randy Orton - Complete
Yin and Yang by Charlett reviews
RED and BLU have been fighting each other for years. They have always been opposing forces that vie for control, much like the similar polarity of two magnets. When the polarity of one force shifts, life must take a dramatic turn to compensate.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009
RED Vs BLU by Charlett reviews
Various short stories starring various members of RED and BLU. Some can be funny, others are serious. Still others can scare you, but the one thing they all are is entertaining. Chapter 23 UP. Scout/? Centric: The Hobbit
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Brothers In Arms by Charlett reviews
A young Bostonian loses a family and gains another. His brothers in arms are his everything, which only makes him that much more susceptible to those who easily cloud the mind. COMPLETE
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
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Three Men, a Lady, and a Little Baby reviews
AU story. I'm the luckiest kid in the world, you know? I have a wonderful mommy, lots of toys, and the three greatest daddies in the world: Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy, and John Cena. CH39: She might have been under the gun, but it was alright. She was just having a bad dream after all...right?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 280,145 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Randy Orton, Batista, John Cena, Jeff Hardy
Origins of the Dragon reviews
Sequel to Rebirth of the Dragon. One cannot know peace without knowing war. Sachiko, Kargo, and Jiro must learn how to continue carrying on the Z Fighters' Legacy, while facing the consequences of protecting what should never have existed. CH. 2 REDONE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010
The Days Are Getting Longer reviews
For Officer Williams, getting older was a terrifying experience. It was even harder considering that he was both a protector of Bullworth, and the father of Norton Williams.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Norton W., Jimmy H. - Complete
Rebirth of the Dragon reviews
The Saiyajin blood has dwindled to the point of nonexistence. Goku's legend had faded away with time. But when one of his descendants has her home destroyed by unexplainable events, his legend may be what saves her, and all those around her. REVISED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 348,554 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Live Like There's No Tomorrow reviews
After tagging City Hall, Jimmy is forced to do community service at Happy Endings Retirement Home. Jimmy/Mrs. Lisburn friendship.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jimmy H. - Complete
He Was Once My Brother reviews
Thad wasn't sure why he was writing the letter to defend Dan. After all, they were no longer brothers.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Thad C., Dan W. - Complete
IPod Shuffle: Three Men, a Lady, and a Little Baby reviews
The standard IPod Challenge combined with unexplored romantic possibilities from my other story, Three Men, a Lady, and a Little Baby. CH3: Randy/June OH GOD, it's been too one even does these things anymore, do they?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
A Good Conversation reviews
For the RED team, talking was the only way to get their boy Engineer to open up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,024 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Victory reviews
The Announcer screamed and screamed and screamed in her dark office. Her small office. Her cold office.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Discipline reviews
He always thought that the academy needed more discipline. Karl-centric, one-shot, Prefect fic
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Karl B. - Complete
Considerable Contemplations reviews
Fifty sentences that center on the relationships between L, Light, and Misa. From the beginning to the end, they've all had things to contemplate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Payment reviews
Sequel to The Necklace. A simple dinner party ends in a discussion of marriage for Pinky and Derby.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Pinky G., Derby H. - Complete
Number One Contender reviews
A series of drabbles that serve as a continuation to Next Contestant. Chapter 21: The upcoming Holidays have a way of bringing out the best and worst in everyone.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,420 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Damaged Goods reviews
It wasn't exactly the Immaculate Conception. Edgar centric, one shot
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Edgar M. - Complete
Good Things In Life Are Hard To Find reviews
Sequel to The Only Answer. Seth was like a bad drink with a good aftertaste. That's what Max thought, anyway. Rated for later chapters. Slash.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Seth K., Max M.
The Necklace reviews
Pinky finds out that Derby's been cheating.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Pinky G., Derby H. - Complete
The Only Answer reviews
Steroids had been Max's only answer. There is a slashy sequel to this story, which is found in my profile.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Max M. - Complete
Click reviews
Jimmy didn't know what to think. They were just photographs, after all.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Jimmy H. - Complete
Fidelity reviews
Johnny thinks about his relationship with Lola. Heed the T rating, please.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Johnny V., Lola L. - Complete
Keeping Him Afloat reviews
Petey wasn't someone who was destined to have many friends.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Peter K. - Complete
He Should Have Known reviews
Drabble...kind of. Jimmy spends one afternoon wondering why he never thought of Gary as a threat until it was too late.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Clockwork reviews
In the aftermath of Gary's attempts to take over Bullworth, he finds himself locked up and back on his medication. Almost driven to sheer insanity, he is left to face his personal demons...until someone shows up for a visit.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Gary S., Jimmy H. - Complete
Unchangeable reviews
Over forty years later, people move on. Lil' Slugger, as well as those involved, has been nearly forgotten. But society often does not learn from its mistakes, and history has a habit of repeating itself...Ch. 13 FINALLY up.
Paranoia Agent - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,917 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete