Shikani
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Joined 01-03-05, id: 732998, Profile Updated: 03-22-08
Author has written 2 stories for Angel, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

URGENT NOTICES: Sorry guys I won't be updating again I don't think. If anyone wants to use any of the material I've got posted please feel free. Gomen ne.

Okay. If you are reading this then you are lost.

Right... interesting stuff about me...

Um...

I'll get back to you on that one.

Boring stuff about me - I am now fifteen years old, I am British, I am updating this because I have nothing better to do with my life, I am pathetically addicted to reading and writing fanfiction, anime, manga, chocolate and strawberry chewits.

Favourite Anime:

BLEACH! SO FUNNY! SERIOUSLY RECOMMENDED! (Note: This is not an advert in case there's a rule against that which there probably is but I can't be bothered to go Fullmetal Alchemist
Yu Yu Hakusho
Naruto

Favourite Anime Characters:

Killua - Hunter x Hunter (FAVOURITE)
Hitsugaya - Bleach
Ichigo - Bleach
Ed - Full Metal Alchemist
Envy - Full Metal Alchemist
Kakashi - Naruto
Shikamaru - Naruto (Reminds me of me. Dunno why...)

Favourite Bands:

Linkin Park (duh...)
Greenday
Evanescence
Avril Lavigne
Idlewild
Enya

Things I Hate:

Brussel sprouts. My school.
The fact that I have been going to that school since I was six.
The majority of the people at my school... is it just me or are we developing a trend here?
Hershey's chocolate.
The distinct lack of decent anime in my part of the world.
People who call me 'cute'.
The creaky step that always gets me caught whenever I try to get something to eat while I'm writing at three o'clock in the morning.
Monopoly (as in the game).
Spiders.
Shopping with my mother.
Mary-sues (HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM! AHHHHHHHH!)

That's... pretty much it.

I HAVE RECIEVED NO FLAMES! YAY!

EvilAlterEgo: Meh, they're only biding their time, waiting for you to drop your defences before they shoot you down.

How do you know?

EAE: (shrugs) It's what I'd do.

Current Fic(s) - The Cult - Angel
- Accept No Substitutes - Yu Yu Hakusho


Random stuff:

Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes (since I have so many I decided to do a whole section. Sad eh?)

"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies and care for them even less. Wake me up for the end of the world." - Hiei

"This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart."
"I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him." - Hiei and Kurama

"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hm... wonder who said that.

"Aww, how sweet! Look Yusuke, he's got your hair!"
"I'll say he's got my hair! He's got it in between his freakin' toes and he ain't lettin' go!" - Yusuke and Botan when Puu is sitting on Yusuke's head

"I know I'm a short target but this is sad." - Hiei

"Hey you lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy. So what does that say about you?" - Jin to Touya"

"Article 5; Section 4 clearly states, 'Fighters are out of the ring when any part of their body touches any solid object other than the ring.' Air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors." - Koto (commentator)

"Juri, COUNT! For the love of good hygiene, COUNT!" - Koto

"What the hell? How did I get in Yusuke's body? Oh crap, I'm dead!" - Kurama

"I'm sorry. Was that supposed to hurt?" - Kurama

"These are lamp-weeds. They're to show us the way out like... phosphorescent... bread crumbs." - Kurama

"Hiei is going through a tricky change, it appears he is beginning to like you." - Kurama

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested." -Kurama

"No it sounded more like a low-level ghost, like a haunted raccoon or something." - Kuwabara

"Uh, remind me never to let Hiei touch me again or like ever." -Kuwabara

"You mean he ATE the dragon!" - Kuwabara about Hiei

"Hey! This is a no dragon-man area, okay!" - Kuwabara

"Please no eat me, please no eat, no!" - Kuwabara

"Oh! You all shut up for the shoulder-monkey!" - Kuwabara

"Oh, I see. The Plateau of the Beheaded, a fitting battle ground indeed. Actually, it's giving me some ideas." - Hiei

"That's not a good sign. He's mumbling and walking backwards at the same time." - Shizuru

"Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets would you really want to use them?" - Shizuru

"Dying's good for me. I get tougher every time I come back." - Yusuke

"Uh, Kurama, if I ever did somethin' that pissed you off, I'm sorry." - Yusuke

"Yes mother. I'm still alive, just like yesterday." - Yusuke

"Hey Kuwabara you're conscious. I'm not used to that." - Yusuke

After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish. That's right! No heroic death, no fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke

"What's with all this spirit awareness crap?" - Yusuke

"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing." - Yusuke

Full Metal Alchemist Quotes

"Dammit, the list of people I have to beat to a pulp has grown too long. If I don't write them down I'm going to forget them." - Ed

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY BUG THAT ESCAPES THE WRATH OF A SHOE BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE FITS INTO THE GROOVES AND WON'T GET SQUASHED!" - Ed (heh, that's one of my wallpapers)

"A prisoner who was supposed to have died is alive here! And what's more he has no body! You should be shocked like "GAH!" or "KWAH!" or "What the hell is up with your body" or - GAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR BODY!" - Barry fighting Al at 5th laboratory. (You need to have seen it to understand it)

Buffy Quotes

"I'm insane. What's his excuse?" - Spike about Xander

"Speak English, not whatever they speak in..."
"England?"- Buffy and Giles

"It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting." - Oz

Bleach Quotes

"Who'd talk to a parent who's over forty and still communicates like a child?"
"AAHH! Mother! Lately, perhaps because of puberty, our daughters are being so MEAN! What should I do!"
"First do something about this ridiculous house." - Karin and her Dad

"Chad, you're injured..."
"The one on my head is from a steel girder that fell on me yesterday."
"...A STEEL GIRDER?"
"The ones on my hand and arm are from a head on collision with a motorcycle. The rider was hurt badly so I carried him to the hospital. I just got back." - Bleach gang at school -_-;

"What's with the cat?" "She's call Youruichi-san, she's the owner's closest friend." "His closest friend is a cat... in some ways our owner is... pathetic." - Tessai and Jinta

"From this point on, all of you opinions are rejected! You got that dumbass?"
"What the hell is that? You're ignoring all of the rescuee's opinions? What kind of tyrannical way is that to rescue someone!"
"Shut up! The one being rescued doesn't get to complain. You just have to play the part and stand around trembling and saying "Oh save me!""
""Oh save me" my butt! I don't tremble!" - Ichigo and Rukia

"Your sister's scary."
"Ain't she?" - Ganju and Ichigo (episode 23. You have to see it.)

"Byebye." - Ichimaru (I just love the way he says it)

"Yeah, yeah... I'll go with you to the "Bwahaha"" - Tatsuki to Orihime (once again, you have to see it)

"Blabberin' on and on first thing in the morning. I told you to just sit quietly and act like a stuffed animal didn't I Kon?"
"What the hell's this "Kon"?"
"Well, saying "modified soul" all the time's a hassle. Just "Kon" is fine for you."
"That doesn't mean I'm "Kon"! That sounds dorky. I know! How about "Kai" as in "modified". I like "Kai", call me "Kai"!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"'Cause "Kai" sounds kinda cool and therefore pisses me off." - Kon and Ichigo

"What? You got a problem with be being a Lieutenant?"
"Not particularly. Do your best Lieutenant! You're strong Lieutenant! You've got weird eyebrows Lieutenant." - Renji and Rukia

"You've got guts to try and kill your son this early in the morning!" - Ichigo

"'The hell you mean you're not going! It's the most popular show in Japan! And on top of that, it's coming to Karakura to broadcast live! As a resident if you don't go and see it, you might as well be dead!"
"I'm fine being a zombie. Beat it."
"I even invited KUCHIKI-SAN!"
"How do you do Kurosaki-kun?"
"Try this Kuchiki-san! "Bwahahaha!""
"Oh dear, I'm so embarrassed! I just couldn't!"
"Aw don't say that Kuchiki-san!"
"That girl... gradually her friggin' acting repertoire is expanding..." - Asano, Rukia and Ichigo

"Oh I see! You must be a fan who died and stayed a fan, eh, Boy?"
"...I'm so going to pound you asshole..." - Kan'onji (the freaky dude with the sunglasses) and Ichigo

"W-w-w-w-wait a second! Not caring what happens to him just because you hate him, isn't that going overboard, you guys!"
"Ohh, a well thought out argument." - Ichigo and Ganju when they take Hanatarou hostage

Random Quotes

"Men are like high heels: easy to walk on once you get used to it."

"Ah, the old 'wipe out the world' ploy." - The Mummy

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - The Original Italian Job

"You just threw your beeper in the pacific." - Alias (you have to see it)

"Don't worry, whales don't eat fish, they eat krill. Oh look! Krill!" - Finding Nemo (heh heh couldn't resist)

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" - Pirates of the Carribean

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

"Winston! If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
"Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

"Winston, you're drunk!"
"Madam, I'm drunk, you're ugly. At least I'll be sober in the morning."

"Good morning and how's the world's second largest navy today?"
"Fine thanks, how's the world's second best?"

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."

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A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4613 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
Dawnwalker by Prosopopeia reviews
AU, SasuNeji; Do facades ever break down fully, especially when considering a Sharingan user who turned away from his village? Part Eleven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,020 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Mission X by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
YYH Xmen Evolution crossover. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei pose as mutants and team up with the Xmen in an attempt to stop a mutant uprising headed by a powerful demon. Can the Reikai Tantei keep their demon heritages secret from the mutant world?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,556 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Yusuke U.
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Flawed by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
Targeted by the followers of a dark wizard, Yuusuke is sent to the last place expected: into the heart of wizard society. When his Toushin powers cannot defend him, when his demon blood is an instant mark for death, how will Yuusuke survive? HP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Yusuke U.
A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger reviews
Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
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Accept No Substitutes reviews
A terrible tragedy struck the Tantei a week after Yusuke's wedding. Now ten years on danger rears its ugly head and Kurama decides to pay his old employer a little visit. What is Koenma keeping from Kurama and what's happened to Hiei? ON HIATUS
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,023 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Cult reviews
An ancient cult has regrouped and wants revenge for a betrayal. Oz pitches up in town the night Doyle is kidnapped. Now it's a race against time for Angel and co. to find out what they're dealing with and save Doyle. CHAP 12, nearly over!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Doyle
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