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Joined 01-03-05, id: 733108, Profile Updated: 02-21-13
Author has written 10 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Silmarillion, Discworld, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-overs, Eureka, Coupling, Farscape, and Dresden Files.

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Broken Glass by Sparticus328 reviews
Rework of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode, "Crossover." Doctor Bashir and Major Kira are pulled into the Mirror Universe. The doctor isn't sent down to ore processing. Instead, a certain Cardassian takes a special interest in him... Warning: contains sexual content (consensual, and non-consensual references).
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [E. Garak, J. Bashir] Kira N. - Complete
It's A Living by wembleyfraggle reviews
Darker-toned sequel to "You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light." Being a hooker for the Dominion sucks. Fortunately, so does Garak.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Weyoun, E. Garak - Complete
Stuck In Time by Isabel5 reviews
On-Shot Crossover Doctor Who, Nathan/Jack Slash. Inspired by the references to Doctor Who in I Do Again, Jack meets the Doctor when he comes to Eureka to save Nathan.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Eureka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Out of This World by little-old-me3 reviews
Frodo and Sam discover a mysterious portal in the Pass of Cirith Ungol that leads them to a place they never dreamed existed: a starship. A Lord of the Rings and Star Trek: Enterprise crossover. WIP.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/10/2004
Alf and Urkel visit Planet Ork 1111 by Spacecow reviews
I am a horrible monster and I pray for death. Please, please do not take this seriously.
Alf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2002
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Imaginary Enemies reviews
Two imaginary enemies from distant worlds call out to each other. And it is hilarious. Spoiler: Farscape, end of Season 2. Spoiler: Dresden Files, post Dead Beat
Crossover - Farscape & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2014
A Naughty Lie reviews
Jeff gets into a stupid lie and drags Patrick with him. It gets a little naughty.
Coupling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Jeff M., Patrick M.
The Eight Hour Mystery reviews
Jo Lupo may have irrationally had sex with Taggart. It's the next morning. Welcome to an eight hour segment of life in Eureka. -- Rated M for language.
Eureka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Jo L., J. Taggert - Complete
The Masochistic Adventures of Ford and Arthur reviews
Complete at last. Seven chapters of a sweet and sour gay relationship.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
The Battle Against the Alliance of Fanfic Worlds
So, all the Universes that have ever had fanfiction written about them have banned together to make the Alliance. Their most powerfull enemies are Narrators who can actually alter storylines while they are still in an author's mind.It takes three Narrator
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,276 - Published: 10/12/2006
A Conversation with HEX reviews
HEX wakes Ponder up after a night of boozing to ask a question. Standard Disclaimers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
A Quick Discussion reviews
Vimes has a thought about machines. Standard Disclaimers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Coming Out reviews
Come on guys, who would be the first person to find out about Andrew's lust for Warren? Jonathan!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Andrew, Jonathan L.
Rushed and Short reviews
A conversation about gods finished in five minutes.[Standard Disclaimers]
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Sauron's Lament reviews
This is what Sauron would sound like if he wrote bad poetry.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/12/2005