I lived an empty meaningless life, and then I died...because of a bear, all while my idiotically drunk mind puzzled over, "Is that a freaking bear?" as I was mauled to death. Then I was reborn on a world where super powered idiots were a thing, Kaiju were effectively ending human civilization within the next few decades and I really... have absolutely no idea what I am doing here.

Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)