Tarkus the Jaguar
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Joined 12-03-15, id: 7338043, Profile Updated: 02-14-21
Author has written 4 stories for Worm, and Red vs. Blue.

Status: Hoped you enjoyed them while they were active as much as I enjoyed writing them. All the stories but DIAV are confirmed dead. Sniper was planned, but I lost my notes.

No promises, but I'm making one last attempt at DIAV. It will either be finished by November 15th 2020, or dead. If it ends up getting published, there are seven more chapters planned - in accordance with my original notes (Fun spoilers for any madlad who checks my profile for whatever reason)

Current status on the end of DIAV - one chapter fully written, four thoroughly planned. If I can get a result I'm happy with, which is looking likely, it'll be done. Wait and see.

Also CHAP 23 is non canon - it was a literal first draft I had reworked, got drunk and published the original anyway, and part of the reason I stopped writing this for two years. Will be removed IF I finish the six remaining chapters, for a total of 30 chapters.

UPDATE for DIAV 21/10 - Delayed to Dec 15 because I won't have internet for a month fml.

UPDATE 15/12 - Still working on it. Not gonna give a time frame, but made a lot of good progress, and am picking up steam.

UPDATE 14/02 - About 35% done the remainder of the story, but work stuff. My currently plan is to finish the whole thing, edit, and release. Dunno how long it'll take, but this'll probably be my last update until it's done. Fifty hour work weeks suck.

Current stories, A La most underwhelming summaries ever:

Death is a vacation:

Taylor Hebert cannot die. That's too much of a vacation, and she has stuff she needs to do.

Taylor Augusta Hebert: STATUS: Dead

RvB Crossover. Agent Maine is confused to be a young, female preteen, but he'll deal with it.

A Knight, but not by choice: STATUS: Dead

AU inspired by Bloodborne and Dark Souls 1.

Sniper: STATUS: Dead

Kinda mindless fun to get me back into writing. Title says it all.

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Sniper reviews
Who needs to be a hero? Taylor gets a sniper rifle and delusions of grandeur.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Skitter
Death is a vacation reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015
A Knight, but not by choice reviews
There's only one way you find out you can't die. It was never pleasant. Nor was the fact that some otherworldly force was dragging her back to the nightmarish world that had killed her. (Very light gore warning)
Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Skitter
Taylor Augusta Hebert reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be anyone else. Agent Maine didn't want to die. Well, two out of two was a win, right?
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Maine/Meta