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Author has written 19 stories for One Life To Live, and Twilight.


I bought an Author Spotlight at MyVampFiction for charity (specifically Alex's Lemonade Stand). Wanna read the interview? Check it out here.

Where else you can find me

Keep up to date with Legacy on Twitter! Follow Legacy and ask me questions or find out when I'll update again. I have a personal Twitter and you may stumble upon that but I don't talk all that much about Twilight or fan fiction on it. I talk about my boring ass life.

I've also succumbed to getting a formspring account. Ask and ye might receive an answer if I can formulate a fairly non-idiotic half way intelligent response.

Website (mostly hosts my graphics)

Feel free to email my Edward at eacullen91@

Awards or lack there of... so let's call this Nominations
Legacy was nominated for a Bellie Award in the category "Emmett You Want as Your Brother" in the Winter 2010 Eddie & Bellies. Unfortunately, it didn't win (the biggest story out of the four on the final nomination list, Deconstructing Dracula, won).

Legacy was nominated at the but didn't get through to the voting round. (Spring/Summer 2010)

Legacy was nominated in three different categories at the Total Eclipse of the Heart Awards. The categories were The Human In Them, The Dazzling Protector, and The Complicated Existence. It didn't have a chance in hell in winning in any of those three categories because it was up against stories like Emancipation Proclamation and University of Edward Masen. I don't know what happened to the site, but it looks like we'll never know who actually won. (Summer 2010)

Legacy was nominated at the Twilight All Human Fan Fiction Awards in the category The Fan Fiction That Had You Hooked For Drama. (August 2010)

In January 2011, Legacy made it to the #69 spot in the Top 100 Fanfiction Stories list at The Darker Twilight Blog.

Thanks to whoever nominates Legacy in the awards. It's flattering that you think I deserve to win, but I'm always up against big stories or bigger name authors.

Where else you can read Legacy and some of my other stuff...
Legacy is also available at MyVampFiction and The Writer's Coffee Shop Library. Legacy is up to date at both sites. Legacy: Extras & Outtakes, The Commuters, Drunk Redneck Wedding and Don't Take the Girl are also available. Legacy is partially available at Twilighted. I have issues with Twilighted and stopped after Chapter 37.

About Me
Kim, 34, Female, New Yorker and finds it easy to write for a sarcastic, smart ass, horny seventeen year old male. Go figure.

If you've actually read my stories based on One Life to Live that I decided to publish here I thank you very much. They were written back in 2004 or so and they kind of suck. I hadn't had the writing muse for a while when it finally hit me like a freight train. I finally got an idea for a Twilight fic and started writing Serendipitous in September 2008. In October 2008 I came up with the idea for Legacy and am very excited about it. In December, my brain somehow came up with Twilight: A Musical Parody and The Curious Case of Edward Cullen. I swear, I don't do illegal drugs.

I'm a sucker for a good cause. I wrote The Commuters for the April 2009 Support Stacie Author Auction and is actually based on a real life experience. Observatin' at the Bar was written for the Twi-Fans for Haiti Project and also based on a real life experience. I also wrote two chapters of Legacy especially for winners of the September 2009 Support Stacey Author Auction. The Beauty, the Geek, and the Danseur started out as a one shot for a birthday present for one of my readers but I was inspired to continue it.

Many thanks to my beta, Birdee, for fixing my stupid grammar and punctuation mistakes. I love her almost as much as chocolate. Sadly, Birdee is unable to stay on as my beta and as of December 2010 hmonster4 took over the duty.

Serendipitous Playlist
Chapter 1 - The More Boys I Meet by Carrie Underwood
Chapter 3 - Crazy Dreams by Carrie Underwood
Chapter 4 - Battle Hymn of the Republic by Julia Ward Howe

Facts about Serendipitous
1) I gave Bella one of my jobs - I work at a Senior Center driving a shuttle bus.
2) The deli Bella and Edward meet at is modeled after two deli's I frequent. The one deli also has convenience store items and three small tables. The other deli (also has convenience store items) I go to is where they know me. I walk in and they say hello and ask how I'm doing. One of the women sees me pull up on Sundays in the shuttle bus and will go in the back to make me a breakfast sandwich. I combined the setting of the one deli with the familiarity with the other to form Eugene and Helga's deli.
3) A man named Eugene actually does own and operate the one deli I go to.
4) The Seniors I had Bella think about in Chapter 1 - Mr. Gardner, Mr. Wilks and Mrs. Regan - are also real. What they say to Bella is what they've said to me.
5) Gloria - the woman who crazy glues her fingers together in Chapter 6 - is also real. However, she's not ditzy like that!
6) I googled parks in Forks, Washington and came up with Tilicum Park. I just don't know what kind of park it really is.
7) I also googled for a Senior Center in Forks, Washington and it listed one at an address on 5th Avenue, which I use.
8) The town, Bremerton, which Bella lived in, does exist. The size and distance from Forks are accurate in my story.

Legacy Goodies
Someone created at thread for Legacy over at Twilighted. Come and play with the rest of us!
From Amazon, information on Dawn, the VC Andrews novel that helped inspire Legacy

From The Green Shirt, Alice's note to Edward

My bribes to my readers at the end of The Green Shirt
Twilight Wallpaper

Robert Pattinson manip in a cheesy ass powder blue tux (from Just Call Him Chuck)

Edward's Clothing Options from Chapter 18: Breakin' Dishes
Ed Hardy Boxers HERE
Dsquared2 "Painted" Jeans HERE
Diesel Leather Jacket (that Edward really liked but wouldn't tell Alice) HERE
Lucky Brand Jeans HERE
Doc Marten Boots HERE

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Legacy Playlist
Chapter 12 - Soul Brother by Queen
Chapter 12 - You Really Got a Hold on Me by The Miracles
Chapter 26 - Given Up by Linkin Park

Facts about Legacy
01) I have been haunted by "Crush" by David Artichoke much like Emmett. I almost laughed out loud when it came on in the Supermarket. It was also playing at the Carnival in the parking lot of the shopping center near me. It drifted through my window loud and clear!
02) I call one of my good friends whore and it was inspiration for Jasper's nickname whore.
03) I thought I had successfully googled and came up with addresses for Wal-Mart around Forks. I must have forgotten there was one in Port Angeles and had Bella and Edward go to the one in Aberdeen instead. Oh well, they bonded more during the car ride, right?
04) My online buddy Staysa is very accuratly portrayed in Chapter 11 and 12 (I love you, Staysa!).
05) In Chapter 12, Esme's tradition is for everyone to sign the table cloth with what they are thankful for. My family used to do that but after my Grandmother died in 2004, my aunt stopped the tradition.
06) Two of Emmett's cousins were named after two of my reviewers, Laura and Emily.
07) Carlisle's lawyer, Percy McCann, was named after my great Uncle "Bud."
08) In Chapter 13: Relevations 6:21:91, Ford, aka "Suit #2", the LAPD official, was named after one of my favorite characters from Lost, James "Sawyer" Ford.
09) My beta is an English teacher and some of her students read Legacy.
10) I've never practiced Dish Therapy (Chapter 18) but it seems like it appealed to a lot of reviewers.
11) Edward's teachers--Mr. Peterson (Gym), Mrs. King (English), and Mrs. Velasquez (Study Hall)--are names of real teachers at Forks High. Peterson and King do indeed teach Gym and English (King also teaches Social Studies!) while Velasquez is the Bilingual teacher. Forks High does not have a Black and White Photography class. The class room and teacher were modeled after my experience in high school with Mr. Moorhead in Black and White Photography and Advanced Black and White Photography. For the name of Edward's Biology teacher, Mr. Banner, I used the name from the book. Edward, Bella, and Jasper's teacher for American History (Drummond) was mentioned in Edward's letter to Jasper in Chapter 10: Makin' Out (Is So Hard to Do) and is not named after a real teacher at Forks High.
12) Mr. Erickson is the actual Counselor at Forks High.
13) The little black notebook Carlisle gives to Edward was inspired by a little pink moleskin notebook that I bought at Borders to carry with me and jot down ideas.
14) Emmett's behavior during racquetball with Angela was inspired by some of my classmates from high school.
15) When Emmett was born he weighed 7 pounds and 11 ounces. Guess what? That was my weight and I always say, "I was a 7-11! I was a convenience store!".
16) Emmett's belief that something is in the woods at Forks High was inspired by a chapter of the fan fiction The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo
17) In Chapter 22 I named a lot of toys that I remember playing with when I was younger. Hey, I had a brother that was a year younger than me and I was a bit of a tomboy. I remember playing with He-Man and She-Ra, GI Joe and Barbie, having a tree house, fighting over Transformers and Matchbox cars. However, I never remember decapitating Barbie. I did always want the Barbie head for makeup and hair but I never got it!
18) Esme and Edward bonded over cooking because I tend to bond and talk to my mom about cooking and baking.
19) Chapter 23, Run to You, was named after the song of the same name by Bryan Adams.
20) In Chapter 24, Alice's doctor Dr. Bridget Derbyshire, is named after my beta. Bridget is not a doctor in real life, she just plays one in my fan fic.
21) In Chapter 24, Alice's friends that visit her are named after loyal readers and the cast members of the Twilight movie.
22) The Linkin Park song Edward connected to in Chapter 26: Round Two is Given Up off the 2007 CD Minutes to Midnight.
23) The Kitsap Mall really does exist in Silverdale, WA. According to the directory on the website, the other stores I mentioned are currently located at the mall. Although I do believe the Dollar Tree is separate from the main mall. There is a Jo-Ann's not far down the road from Kitsap.
24) I use Pearberry from Bath and Body Works and at this time it can only be bought online. I stocked up when I found out that was happening.
25) Pictures and links for some of the Christmas gifts Edward bought and received can be found at my website here
26) Information regarding the Little Red-Haired Girl from the Peanuts at Wikipedia from Chapter 36: Bonding.
27) Carlisle's "Nice Balls" Boxers from Chapter 36: Bonding.
28) Meg and Betty from Chapter 42 are real people and are not cardboard cutouts. I cannot vouch for their pure sexiness and I highly doubt their names are on their asses.
29) Both of my brothers were born on the first of their respective months and I wasn't. Emmett and Esme's birthdays are my grandmother's and father's.

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To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stop the Presses by bittered.b reviews
All human. 1920s Chicago finds Edward and Bella at the same newspaper Angsty E/B moments, flappers, organized crime, prohibition and Alice/Jasper, Emmett/Rose and Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 6,448 - Follows: 4,923 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 7,454 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6175 - Favs: 9,766 - Follows: 5,484 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of My Mind by bexi21 reviews
When Edward left Bella in Forks, his intention was to protect her from himself. But leaving her ignited something no one ever foresaw, not even Alice. Because of his decision, he’s killing her. Can Bella be saved before she's lost to Edward forever?OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,082 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my WeasleyWeakness for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. rated M because Em has a dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19693 - Favs: 13,036 - Follows: 5,914 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fated Temptation by bexi21 reviews
Bella and Edward are planning their wedding and preparing for Bella's change. Jacob is still missing and a sudden visit from the Volturi could threaten their future. Fated temptation drove them to this end. Now they must deal with the consequences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,711 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5299 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Kiss Goodbye by GippalGurl reviews
NEW STORY! ALL HUMAN Bella Swan, slave to her job,leads a very boring life in NYC. She meets Edward Cullen the smooth,gorgeous criminal. What has he been sent to do, and why? What will Bella do when she finds out? EDWARDxBELLA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Murder on the Moonlight by stress reviews
AU, All Human. There’s been a murder and it’s up to Bella Swan to discover whodunit. On this cruise ship, there's no lacking of suspects. Was it the honeymooning newlyweds, the young fashion designer or, perhaps, that brooding, handsome stranger?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
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Chop and Change reviews
Family. Fast cars. Flirting. Secrets. Pranks. Romance. Illegal activities. It's just another day at Cullen Auto Works, where chaos reigns supreme. AH Emmett/Rose, Edward/Bella, Jacob/Angela.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017
Legacy: Extras & Outtakes reviews
Little extras and outtakes that revolve around my Twilight fan fiction Legacy, but don't necessarily need to be in the story itself. You do need to read Legacy to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, Esme
Legacy reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins with Kay reviews
One night over the phone Rose and Alice make fun of a ridiculous Kay Jeweler commercial. One shot. Pure comedic relief. Nathan Fillion/Castle/Firefly and Dancing with the Stars references. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
Café Crushes reviews
A nervous Emmett has a crush on Rosalie who works at the café down the street from his office. Can he work up the courage to ask her out without screwing it up? Originally or the "30 Days of Emmett." M for mild language. Comedy/Romance. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
For the Love of Fried Dough reviews
Broke and craving some fried dough from the fair, Rosalie must convince a worker to sell her some through the fence. What she didn't plan was for Emmett to request a kiss in return for his help... or her attraction to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Love and Blackmail reviews
Emmett & Edward take bets at illegal races but have to hide their stash. A blackmail letter arrives & they must do good deeds or their money will be given to charity. Can the brothers be changed by the deeds? Em/R POV with E/B. Expanded summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Don't Take the Girl reviews
Edward seeks help in the hospital chapel during his wife's complicated labor and reminisces about their relationship through the years. AH/One-Shot/Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Observatin' at the Bar reviews
Edward hangs out one night with Emmett at a local neighborhood bar where they observe some drunk and hilarious hi-jinks. Post-Legacy Outtake. Originally written for mskathy's Twi-Fans for Haiti Project. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Beauty, the Geek, and the Danseur reviews
Edward the Geek has had a crush on Bella for two years so Emmett bets him to finally ask her out. Bella sets Emo Alice up with her ex. Emmett meets his match somewhere unexpected. Was it meant to be? Or did someone give them a push in the right direction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Drifting into Your Lane reviews
Edward, a school bus driver, gets assigned a new monitor for his run. Drifting through life, he grows to like Bella, but she never stays in one place for long. By the end of the school year, can Edward convince her to stay, or will she drift away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Commuters reviews
After a long, tiresome day Bella meets Edward on the commute home from NYC and spends sixty-two minutes with the handsome stranger. Written for the Support Stacie Author Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unconventional reviews
Edward Cullen always thought that he was meant to be alone. When a new person comes to town, he realizes that love doesn't have boundaries. Love is unconditional. And sometimes love is unconventional. AU-SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
The Curious Case of Edward Cullen reviews
Edward is 25, but appears to physically be 80. Edward sees his true self in the mirror each morning & his family has rare flashes so Edward poses as Grandpa Ernie Cullen. When he meets Bella, everything changes. Could she be the cure to his curse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight: A Musical Parody reviews
What would happen if the reluctant cast of Twilight hit Broadway in a crappy, low budget stage production of Twilight? CRACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Drunk Redneck Wedding reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Serendipitous reviews
A chance encounter throws Edward and Bella together for a brief moment in time. Will they ever find each other again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
This Years Love reviews
Al never died and he continued his blossoming relationship with Marcie. It’s New Year’s Eve and Al is ready to propose to his love.
One Life To Live - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A Voice Within
With only an hour to midnight on Valentine's Day, Al never succeeded in having Marcie fall in love with Michael. Al watches Marcie talk to a young woman who later motions for him to go out side. Will Al get the help that he needs to accomplish his mission
One Life To Live - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,808 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
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