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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

yes... i am obsessed with Draco Malfoy... no... DOWN WITH HARRY POTTER :eyes angry mob: heh.. heh... just kidding... ok there.. done with the basic questions. YAY!

i'm working on Everlasting Rain (which has been renamed to Dragon Tears) which is a DMHr right now... yes i know... Strange.. but .. hey i'm trying to keep Jessica from stabbing Hermione. :)

also in the writing board is She Will Be Loved, a Maroon 5 songfic, Blaise/Ginny.

and lastly, The Insanity Drabbles, which will be something I work on when i'm certified insane. (see chapter 10 of HPS-DT). Remember the TreacleTart/Mushroom/Toad? There's going to be more of that. And why, truly, can Hogwarts students tell time when CLOCKS DON'T WORK?
and other such questions. Feel free to comment/email/DONOTSPAM with ideas. :) I'll pick out the ones that are fun and write about them. kay? KAY?

here are the pairs i like:

Draco/HErmione
Draco/Ginny
Harry/Ginny
Blaise/Ginny
Blaise/Hermione

here are the ones i DONt like:
ROn/Hermione
Harry/Hermione
Snape/Hermione
Snape/Ginny
Ron/Ginny...its SICK

yes... well... to the lovely people who incessantly comment on my stories... x3 to you all.

and to jess of course :)

my different personalities say hi.

have fun, kiddies!

oh and be a sweetie and go visit my homepage, please? x3

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All because of a potions accident by Slytherin ice princess reviews
In a potions lesson something goes wrong and Hermione relives certain memories that were meant to be forgotten accompanied by Draco. What will her friends think when they learn the truth not even she knew. HPHG and DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,945 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Quarantine by KAOS reviews
UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Zabini Twins by Caboodle reviews
In a time overshadowed by dark and evil events the Zabini twins were separated at birth, now reunited at seventeen and returning to Hogwarts for their final year. Gets better as it goes on, WIP, swearing, and Pre HBP! New Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,423 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Work For You by lilblueangel1223 reviews
When Fudge goes to Draco's Manor expecting to find Draco married, Draco becomes desperate in his search for a wife. Hoping to become the next Minister of Magic, he stumbles upon Hermione outside of his door. Will Fudge see through this charade?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,127 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seamless Poetry by bobloblawbloblaw reviews
Draco sees a very unconscious Hermione on the floor. What he has to decide is what to do about it. PLEASE R&R! PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lamenting the Lost by Sakura-Revolution reviews
This is a poem by Draco towards Harry... not explicit in the least. It gets a T rating for hinting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Better left unsaid by Kowaikage reviews
Neji gets dumped by Shikamaru, and a certain red head moves in to claim the Hyuuga as his own. But is Gaara the only one interested in Neji? (Yaoi)Slight AU. Contains Vampires. Nejisasu and NejiGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,741 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Whiplash by dizzydragon reviews
Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You've Got Owls by Musou Misora reviews
Silence reigned in the hall for many minutes. Draco Malfoy then sighed and pushed himself off the floor. 'I only wanted to know what this porn thing everyone was talking about was…'" Yes--the Internet has come to Hogwarts and humor abounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Million Petty Souls by Captive reviews
She peered down at him, seeing a stranger. When no sound came from his lips, Hermione pulled open the door, and walked out into the torch-lit corridor. “Hermione!” He called out, making her hesitate, “I’m sorry.” It wasn’t good enough. [One-Shot: DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sadame no Ito by amakasu toko reviews
Naruto dies saving Sasuke...Sasuke follows Naruto shortly after and they are reborn, but what challenges face them in the next life? What challenges their relationship together? Shonen ai SasuNaru REVISED AND COMPLETED 2006
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bird in a Cage by Salieri reviews
After being brought back to Konoha, Sasuke feels the loneliness more than ever. When he meets Hyuga Neji, who is as lonely as him, what will happen? oneshot. Warning: lime, spoilers, yaoi. Pairing: NejiXSasuke! Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
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The Insanity Drabbles reviews
He ran as if he were chased by mutant bunny rabbits, by a hoard of sweetlobbing Snapes, or by a mantra shouting, totempole touting Trelawney. Drabbles written in insanity. All pairings for convenience. Chp 2: half toad half treacle tart
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dragon Tears reviews
Hermione Granger, by way of a horrible accident, is now better than pure. She's HALF DRAGON. What happens when she discovers that her fate is the key to her best friend's destruction? HPHG HGDR, M for violence and explicit content. pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
She Will Be Loved reviews
Songfic based on Maroon Five's She Will Be Loved. Ginny's world is crumbling, and Harry's never there to protect her from the shards. Yet, she doesnt see the one man who will. RR PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Nobody's Home reviews
Oneshot, songfic based on Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne. Postwar Hermione.so many problems left unsolved. Harry should have been with HER. But no, he had to go run off with Ginny.R&R please. edited&reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Who I Really Am reviews
A oneshot regarding PAnsy and her selfimage. Fat Cow? She thinks Not!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Pansy P. - Complete